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Arkham prison. Home to the most villainous scum in Gotham City. We see a man in his late twenties playing go fish with Poison Ivy. He was wearing a orange prison jump suit, had cacassion skin with blonde hair and blue eyes. His name was Ryan Archer.
"Got any threes Ivy?" Ryan asked the "Echo Terrorist" as some people would call her.
"Nope, go fish" Ivy said as Ryan drew a card. Just then they heard the doors to the cafeteria open and they two guards carrying a woman in a jester mask being shoved to the ground. This woman was named Harley Quinn formerly known as Dr. Harleen. The former Psychiatrist for Arkham until she join up with the Joker.
"Hey! Is that any way to treat a lady!?" Harley yelled but the guards ignored as Ryan walked up to her.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Harley Quinn?" Ryan said crossing his arms. Harley looked at Ryan in shock to see him in prison.
"Ryan!?" She said "What are you doing here?"
"Eh, I got arrested for trying to blow up the Governor's mansion." Ryan said "Let me guess the Joker threw you under the bus and that's why youre in prison"
"You'll see, Mr. J will bust me out by tonight!" Harley said smiling.
Ryan had known Harley since they were kids and he knew that the Joker only cared about himself.
"Sure he will Harles" Ryan said with a fake smile "Sure he will."
SIX MONTHS LATER.
Harley and Ryan were in the visiting area and Harley thought she saw Joker but it turned out to be someone else and she sighed.
"I don't why you bother coming here" Killer Croc said "He's never gonna show up"
Harley then wrapped the phone cord around the mutant's neck then shoved him into the glass.
"FUCK OFF!" Harley yelled at the mutant as walked away.
"He's right you know?" Ivy said as she and Ryan walked up to her.
"Just give me fifteen more minutes" Harley said "Joker's probably fighting Batman."
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's not Harley" Ryan said crossing his arms.
"You'll see Ryan" Harley said.
"Hun, Super hero fights don't last this long" Ivy said
"Hey Calander man" Ryan called out "How long has she been here?"
"Oh hey Ryan" Calendar man said "Exactly 183 days"
"See Harley?" Ryan asked only to see that his childhood friend was ignoring him again.
THREE MONTHS LATER.
Harley, Ryan and Ivy were fighting off some prison guards while Harley was in a strain jacket.
"All Ryan and I are saying is that you can do better than Joker"
"Exactly!" Ryan said punching a guard in the face making it bleed "You're smart, strong, and beautiful. Any other guy would be lucky to have you"
"Leave Joker for who!?" Harley asked while fight off the gaurds "Some asshole?"
"And Joker isn't an asshole?" Ryan said as he broke a guards nose with his fist.
"I'm just saying, Joker is challenging" Harley taking out the last guard.
"He's Psychotic" Ivy said "He threw you into a pool of acid."
"Which made me who I am today" Harley said.
"Ugh..." Was all Ryan could say.
THREE MORE MONTHS LATER
"Harley you've been here for a full year" Ryan said "If Joker cared about you he'd be here already"
"This isn't the first time Joker has left you." Ivy said "He doesn't love you. And don't say-"
"You don't know him like I do" The three friends said in unison.
"Look Harley, you and I have been friends for almost twenty years. I know what's best for you and so does Ivy but frankly you're sounding like a broken record" Ryan said. "He's not coming!"
"That's just one person's opinion" Harley said
"HE'S NOT COMING" The other convicts said.
"What the fuck do you know?" Harley asked "You're all fucking insane!"
Later Ryan was relaxing in his cell when the alarms went off.
"What the fuck is going on?" He asked a bunch of roots busted down his cell door and say Ivy controlling the plant.
"I'm busting out with Harley. You in?" Ivy asked
"Hell yeah!" Ryan said as he climbed onto the roots. Then Ivy blew some mist into Harley's face which caused her to pass out.
"When she wakes up she's gonna be pissed" Ryan said
"Probably" Ivy said.
Then next day Ryan was wearing a black assassin's outfit and had a sword strapped to his back.
"Ugh..." Harley said "Where am I?"
"I did not ask for a fucking room mate" Ivy's plant Frank said.
"When you pay rent you can make the rules Frank" Ivy said wearing green pants along with a green and black vest.
"You missed a lot while you were out Harley. Check out what I got" Ryan said and he took out his sword.
"Isn't that Deathstroke's sword?" Harley asked
"Yeah, Ryan killed him at took as his trophy" Ivy said
"Ivy I wanted to tell her..." Ryan whined.
"Sorry" Ivy said as she took care of some dead plants. "Look at what those assholes in Arkham did to my babies."
"Ugh, what and I doing here?" Harley asked clearly annoyed. "Joker is gonna be so worried sick about me"
"Harley, he doesn't fucking love you!" Ryan said "The escape was all over the news see?" The assassination pointed at the tv.
"I'm out of here!" Harley said trying to escape but Ivy caught her with some vines
"Harley, you were once a genius psychiatrist. Remember how you diagnosed me?" Ivy asked
"Yeah, someone who trusts plants more then people" Harley said
"That's the short way of putting it" Ryan said.
"And you helped me" Ivy said "Though I still hate being around people though but still. Harleen Quinzel was the the only person who ever got to me. What do you think she would say to you?"
Ryan and Ivy watch as Harley was talking to the picture which kinda creeped the assassin out but he figured it was normal for a crazy girl like Harley.
Later at the Joker's hideout Harley, Ivy and Ryan were behind Joker watching him shoot one of his henchmen.
"Ehem" Harley said as the Joker looked at them.
"Oh, hey Harley, Rag Weed and Deadpool wannabe" Joker greeted.
"The fuck did you just call me!?" Ryan said reaching for his sword but Ivy stopped him.
"That's it, just 'Hey Harley'?" Harley asked "You left me in jail for a year, You lied to me and abandoned me. But this is the last time. I'm here to break up with you! See ya"
"Oh thank goodness" Joker said making the three friends stop and turn around. "She's finally doing what I prayed she would"
"Oh for fuck sake" Ivy said covering her face.
"You got to be shitting me...: Ryan sighed.
"As much as it destroys me to say this Harley, I was gonna break up because it's the only was to keep you safe" Joker said lying through his yellow teeth.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Harley said putting her hands on her hips.
"Please continue with your bullshit" Ryan said sarcastically as Joker pulled Harley to the side.
"The world is a crazy place" Joker said "And since you been in Arkham, I've seen commissioner Gordom and he's lost it. He wants revenge because I paralyzed his partner. He and Batman are hell bent on destroying everything I care about"
"That's why you didn't come get me?" Harley asked smiling.
"It was the only way to protect you" Joker said kissing her hand "So I'm afraid this is goodbye"
"Wait!" Harley said
"No, no wait!" Ivy said as she and Ryan walked up to their friend. "This is what you wanted Harley"
"Is it?" Harley asked
"Yes!" Ryan said in frustration "For fuck sake Harley he's manipulating you again. He made that whole story up just so you'd feel sorry for him! Now let's go" Ryan then grabbed Harley's arm and they were about to leave until...
"Unless" Joker as as the trio turned around "Unless our love is so powerful that even the treat of death can't keep up apart. Oh screw it! I'll die for you any day Puddin"
"Really!?" Harley squealed "Me too" Then the two clowns started grossly making out which made the assassin disgusted.
"I'm gonna lose my breakfast and my lunch" Ryan said trying not to throw up.
"We're gonna need some privacy guys. It's gonna get real gross real quick" Harley said as the Ryan and Ivy left.
"We're not gonna leave her there are we?" Ryan asked.
"Don't worry, I have a plan" Ivy told the Assassin.
A few days later The Riddler had captured both Harley and Batman to see who the Joker would pick and being the asshole that he was he chose Batman over Harley then the Riddler dropped Harley in a pool of acid until a hand pulled her out. Harley then coughed a little before seeing Ivy and Ryan standing next to her.
"Ivy, Ryan" Harley said as she hugged her two her two best friends.
"There, there Harley. It's gonna be ok" Ryan said
"I can't believe you saved me from the acid" Harley said.
"It's actually just margarita mix" Ivy said.
"And not the good kind either" Ryan added.
"Ok I did my part" Riddler said "So we're square for you breaking me out of Arkham?"
"Wait what?" Harley asked
"Ok don't go all Harley on me" Ivy insisted "but I did set this whole thing up and Ryan helped"
"We knew the only way to get through to you was for you to see with you're own eyes that Joker is no good for you. But before you go thinking you're alone just remember you got me and Ivy and we'll always be here for you Harles." Ryan said
Later the three friendswent back to Ivy's apartment.
"I can't believe I wasted years of my life with this that idiot" Harley sighed.
"Harley, Ivy and I both care about very much" Ryan said sitting next to her. "How about instead of mopping about him why don't you show that Jackass what your made of. Hell show them who Harley Quinn really is!"
"You're right Ryan" Harley said "I'm going to confront that douche bag and show him who I really am!"
"Sweet, I'm coming with you" Ryan said.
"Really?" Harley asked "Why?"
"That asshole called me a Deadpool wannabe" Ryan said "I mean come on I'm nothing like Deadpool am I?"
"Oh no, you're like way deadlier than Deadpool" Harley said.
"Thanks Harley" Ryan said smiling.
Later Harley and Ryan Enter the Joker's hideout expect Harley was wearing a two peice outfit and had her blonde har in pig tails with each end dyed pink and blue.
"Hey, does anyone know the damn wifi password?" Joker asked then he saw Harley and Ryan walk up to him. "Harley?"
"It's me dickhead" Harley said "That's also the wifi password"
"You look fantastic" Joker said as he was up to her and Ryan. "Why is the wannabe here?"
"This wannabe is gonna fucking kick your ass!" Ryan said drawing his sword.
"You treated me bad, you lied to me, you never loved me and I know that now" Harley said "We're through!"
"Not this again" Joker groaned "Let me make this clear. You don't ever break up with me! I'm the top super villain in Gotham!"
"Not anymore" Harley said "Cuase my new partner Ryan and I are going to replace you"
"I like the sound of that" Ryan said with an evil grin.
"You and the wannabe!?" Joker said laughing. "I don't think so!" Joker then whistled and had his henchmen surround the two partners.
"Bring it bitch!" Harley said fighting off half of the henchmen while Ryan fought off the rest. Ryan used his sword to literally disarm the henchmen athe blood spray out of the limbs.
"You know Joker, you really gotta get your money back for these idiots" Ryan said as he killed another henchman. It wasn't long before Harley and Ryan brought the whole build down and they saw Ivy standing outside the ruins.
"Ok, first of all I thought you could use a hand but it looks like you're fine. Second of all Harley you look great and third I was thinking about picking up some thai food so text me what you want." Ivy said.
"Get me a green potato curry" Harley said
"And get me some king now chicken" Ryan said
"Ok, see ya at home" Ivy said walking away then the two partners looked at each other.
"Did you really mean it when you said you want to be partners with me?" Ryan asked
"Of course I meant it" Harley said "It'll be just like when we were kids. You and me against the world"
"I wouldn't have it any other Harles" Ryan said smiling.
"Me neither" Harley said kissing Ryan on the cheek then walking away leaving the assassin blushing.
"Oh man, I think I'm in love" Ryan thought to himself.
Harley Quinn: Partners in crime.
THOUGHT I TRY SOMETHING OTHER THAN STAR WARS ANYWAY R&R FULCRUM OUT!