Chapter 31 season 3 the Beach episode we were cheated out of Part 1

(authors note: for now I will be skipping the movies till I can get around to watching them and writing them for two reasons: A) THEY ARE LONG AND MY WRITING HANDS CAN'T TYPE ALL OF THAT and B) I am lazy XD so sorry about that)

The next day I was awoken to a heavenly scent of Loukomadies and Karythopita and other Greek Pastries coming from downstairs and rushed downstairs to see it was Atalanta cooking them up.

Mina took a big sniff and said, "God I am going to miss this smell!"

Gabby then came down a bit tired and said, "mmmhh hey Auntie what's that smell?"

Atalanta looked back at us with a smile and said, "ahh morning, I decided that since you guys were going to spending a long time away from Olympus, I would prepare one last meal for all of Class 1A, it will be a while till Apollo sends over that Bus right?"

I nodded my head and said, "Apollo said it will be ready at 12, its currently 8, and I told everyone to meet here at 9 so at least we can relax"

Atalanta then gave us a wide grin and said, "so might as well cook as if we had the entire family!"

I chuckled sadly and said, "it's a shame you and I are the last of the family…or at least here in Japan"

Atalanta sighed and said, "when I went rogue, I was disowned by the rest of the family, and when you were presumed dead…they didn't know what to do except return to Sparta, hopefully one day we can face Grandma Satatori with proud faces"

Gabby and Mina gave me a hug and Gabby said, "piss on them we're your family now Jango"

I nodded and said, "so onto brighter topics, what did you prepare Auntie?"

Atalanta smiled and said, "Loukomadies and Karythopita, Samsades, Diples, Galaktoboureko, Melomakarona, Revani and to drink, Soumada"

I whistled and said, "Damn Auntie you're spoiling us rotten"

Mina laughed and said, "I have no idea what most of that is, but if it's made by Auntie Atalanta it must be amazing!"

Atalanta grinned and said, "hey I was barely ever around when you were young, so this is my time to not only atone for that, but also act like the class Aunt"

Gabby chuckled and said, "well I'm lucky to call you Auntie while I've been here"

Mina nodded and said, "I know the class will Accept you as the class aunt, hell we accepted Aizawa as the class Dad, and Jango and gabby as the Bakusquad's voices of reason"

Atalanta's face lit up like a Christmas tree as she said, "finally I have a second chance!" before hugging all of us.

I then tried to sneak over and take a slice of Revani but as I did Atalanta pulled out a spear and slapped my hand away.

"Hey, no snacks till everyone arrives!" she shouted.

I then got an idea and said, "Hey Auntie could you make a bowl of Melas Zomos as well I want to give it to Mineta" as I rubbed my hand

Gabby looked at me a little concerned and said, "you want to be nice to him?"

I shook my head and said, "Melas Zomos, or the spartan Black soup is by far the most disgusting thing ever"

Atalanta laughed and said, "damn you must really hate the kid, but considering how big of a perv he was towards me, I understand"

Mina looked at me and said, "what is it made from?"

I grinned evilly and said, "that's a secret"

Atalanta then went over to the freezer and pulled out a roasted pig and said, "I'll pack this for you guys to enjoy on the beach!"

I started to drool and said, "spit roasted Pig!"

Mina looked at me and said, "do you know how to prepare one?"

I nodded my head and said, "when I was little my dad showed me how to do it…I hope I can do it right"

I chuckled and said, "well I'm gonna make sure I'm all packed for today"

Mina walked up to me and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek before saying, "don't take too long"

Blushing I nodded and said, "I won't" and rushed up to my room.

As soon as I got to my room, I heard my door lock behind me and when I turned around it was Gabby looking at me.

"what's going on?" I asked

"let's cut the small talk Jango, tell me…are you in love with Mina?" Gabby asked looking sternly at me.

I chuckled and said, "what makes you think that?"

"The way you always allow her to hug and kiss you, be honest with me" Gabby said.

I nodded my head and said, "yes but for her safety I haven't made a move"

Gabby walked up and slapped me before saying, "her safety my ass, your scared"

I rubbed my cheek and said, "okay, first off OW, secondly, I am not scared of anything!"

Gabby rolled her eyes and said, "quit your bullshit Jango I can see right through you, you're afraid you'll get her hurt, or that she'll get injured around you"

I stuttered but finally gave in and said, "yes… I am actually mortified about getting her hurt"

Gabby sighed and said, "she's one tough cookie Jango, tougher than you realize, and more importantly she is madly in love with you but waiting for you to make the first move, I already told the other girls and some of the guys we'll be putting you two together so be prepared for a dinner date with her, got it"

I nodded and said, "sooo are you gonna let me go?'

Gabby nodded and left me alone to pack up the rest of my stuff for the day.

Soon people started to arrive.

First was Todoroki.

With a smile on her face Atalanta opened the door and said, "ahh you must be the discount Zuko Jango was telling me about, well welcome to Olympus!"

Todoroki looked at me with a face of hatred and said, "thank you for having me here, ma'am"

Todoroki sniffed the air and said, "Mediterranean style cooking, I love it"

I raised my eyebrow and said, "you can tell just from the smell?"

Todoroki nodded and said, "my brother and sister used to take me to a Mediterranean bakery every now and then when I was younger"

Atalanta chuckled and said, "my mother always said that cooking is a great way to bring people together so when the entire class gets here, help yourself to everything!"

Todoroki then looked at me and said, "Jango, I have decided to take on the name the hand crusher"

I furrowed my brow and said, "why?"

Todoroki looked at me with a serious look and said, "I have broken Iida's hand, Midoriya's Hands, and also tore your hand if I remember correctly"

I laughed and said, "oh my friend my arms were torn off long before you did it, trust me there is no need for that"

Soon Sero came over with Kaminari and Jirou and were welcomed in.

Jirou smiled and said, "thanks for planning this trip Jango I hope it wasn't too much trouble for Doctor Doris to put this trip together for us"

I laughed and said, "not at all, I think it would be quite fun actually and besides Doris might try to recruit some of you once the dark legion becomes a proper Hero agency"

Kaminari smirked and said, "sweet working alongside pro heroes, assassins and mercenaries, sounds epic as hell!"

I nodded and said, "oh you wouldn't last a day Kaminari, they'd chew you up and spit you out"

Uraraka then showed up.

Smiling Uraraka waved and said, "hey Jango hope you're ready for the trip!"

Atalanta greeted her and said, "ah you must be one of the girls who helped my nephew pick out a normal style"

I raised my eyebrows and said, "oi!"

Atalanta chuckled and said, "it's true"

Uraraka chuckled and said, "hehe yeah" before sniffing the air and saying, "mmhhh something smells great what is that!"

Atalanta chuckled and said, "oh just some Mediterranean styled pastries to nom on while you guys are on the bus"

Uraraka looked at me and said, "Jango for the love of God you have to bring these in when class starts!"

I nodded my head and watched as more people showed up and commented on the food and smell.

Soon Deku arrived and said, "Hey Jango sorry I am here late my mom wanted to bake some cookies for everyone as a thank you for allow me to join in on this trip"

I raised my eyebrow at the cookies and realized they were Patoudas, a Greek turn over filled with dates and honey.

Drooling I said, "Deku these aren't Greek cookies they're Patoudas!" before taking it and putting it on the table with the other goodies.

Deku chuckled and said, "had to bring something so why not"

Then Mineta arrived and I walked over to see how he reacts to Melos Zomos.

"Ah you must be Mineta, we got off on the wrong foot last time and to make it up to you I made you something sweet" Atalanta chuckled holding out the bowl.

Mineta blushed and said, "t-thank you ma'am what is it?"

Atalanta giggled and said, "it's called Melas Zomos, the spartan love soup"

Mineta's nostrils started to steam up as he said, "is it made with…you know"

Atalanta giggled and said, "I made it with love, now eat up"

Deku looked at me with a concerned look and said, "is that…"

I looked at him and said, "if you value your life, you will not say a single word to Mineta"

Mineta then opened the bowl and started to eat the dish without even taking in the smell or looking at it while I just tried not to laugh.

As soon as Mineta finished Wolfing it down he said, "oh-oh god I think I'm gonna be sick! Where the bathroom!"

I laughed and said, "upstairs and to the left, you can't miss it"

Mineta ran and didn't even make it up the stairs till he passed out foaming at the mouth.

Uraraka looked at me and said, "holy shit what is in that! It stinks!"

I laughed as I poked Mineta's unconscious body with a stick and said, "Melas Zomos, the spartan black soup consists of Blood, vinegar, Boiled Pigs leg, and salt, hell it is by far the deadliest dish to come out of Sparta"

Atalanta was laughing hysterically and said, "oh by the gods that was hilarious! Anyways since everyone is here help yourself to the food!"

We all then started to devour the food till finally Apollo contacted me and said that the bus was ready. I told Iida and he immediately stood up and shouted.

"Everyone get your snacks, Thank Ms. Satatori, get a bottle of Soumada to go and line up outside, the bus provided by The Dark Legion Pegasus facility will be here shortly so be ready with your bags!" Iida shouted.

Everyone bowed and thanked Auntie Atalanta and got some snacks and rushed outside.

I looked at Atalanta and said, "thank you Auntie, I'll see you in a week"

Atalanta looked like she was about to cry, "they called me Ms. Satatori, Jango. I am beyond happy!"

I chuckled and hugged her before grabbing my duffle bag and walking outside to see the amazing bus. Pegasus went all out on this bus, a double decker coach bus with silver and black paintjob, storage for all our bags was on the bottom of the bus in huge boxes and along the back and front of the bus I noticed huge engines which I assume were meant for the journey underwater. There was even a second bus attached to the main bus sporting the same paintjob but lacking the glass roof like the first bust.

Smiling I said, "ladies, gentlemen, and Bakugou I present to you Hippocampus!"

Deku looked at me and said, "holy shit, the legion had a lot of assets!"

Iida looked at me and said, "is a double decker, with a second bus attached really necessary?"

I nodded and said, "we're a private military Iida, we have to make sure our clients are driving Luxury, also Atlantis is a full 2 days away so I thought it would be efficient to have sleeping arrangements instead of just relying on finding motels along the way"

Iida chuckled and said, "well…this would certainly be the first time I've been in a luxury double decker, so why the glass roof wouldn't it be more practical to be covered normally?"

I shook my head and said, "nope because we're going underwater so I thought a view would be nice."

Iida raised his eyebrow and said, "what!"

Toru ran up and said, "did I hear you right, did you say this is going underwater?".

I nodded and said, "yep"

Toru squealed and said, "so cool!"

I smugly looked at Yamomo with the biggest shit eating grin and said, "top that Ms. Rich bitch"

Yamomo and I both started to laugh, and she said, "hey no fair, your only rich because your military, you have unlimited resources"

I chuckled and nodded my head before saying, "okay everyone, pack your stuff inside and get on the bus we're moving out!"

I pulled out my duffle bag to make sure I had everything for the week before finally zipping it back up and getting on to the bus to see that Apollo really did make this a luxury vehicle.

Walking up the staircase I noticed the bus's driver and passenger seat was separated by a set of doors that required dark legion access codes to get into it. The floor of the bus was made of stiff but very elegant carpets with tables, a kitchen and some TVs scattered around it. As I got up to the floor, I also noticed that there was a shoe rack for us to place our shoes so we could feel more comfortable walking around the bus which was a good touch I had to admit.

Looking at the far back I noticed that there was a set of doors that led to the second part of the bus with a man sleeping as the sign, which i assumed meant that part of the bus was all the sleeping arrangements. also along the back was a set of stairs leading up to the second floor. Curious about the second floor I walked up to it and whistled looking at the LED lights that were embedded in the glass dome, the fact that the dome could be tinted at ease with the flick of a button, the Recliner seats and sofas with tables you could eat at and all the TVs around the area.

I was then contacted by Apollo who told me that there was an escort of dark legion Mercs who would patrol nearby along the bus route to make sure we don't get attacked, considering the bus had no weapons on it at all.

Uraraka grabbed me and said, "for the love of God, are you guys hiring, I can be a perfect maid! All I require is a place to stay, and maybe weekly payment, and wifi, and a game station, and food"

I laughed and said, "I'll think about it"

Bakugou rolled his eyes and said, "aren't you worried about us destroying this bus?"

I shook my head and said, "nope I had it custom made to tank all of your powers"

Todoroki looked at me and said, "can I buy this off of you" before pulling out Endeavor's credit card.

"Tell you what, how about you pay me, I don't give you the bus, but we call it even since we both hate endeavor" I said

Todoroki laughed and paid me $3,000 just for the joke.

Meanwhile at the endeavor hero agency:

Endeavor: Burnin can you tell me why the hell is there a charge to my credit card for $3,000 labeled as Joke!

Burnin: haha no idea sir but if I had to guess I bet shoto bought something awesome!

Endeavor: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOO

BACK TO THE MAIN STORY

Suddenly an A.I dressed in an old Greek tunic appeared in front of us and said, "hello I am Medea and I will be your captain for the voyage, I have calculated a route that will take us straight to Atlantis in the safest way possible, and the total voyage time is 1 day, 7 hours, so please help yourselves to the snacks we have, take off your shoes before entering, take a nap in the second half of the bus if you'd like which is our bunk bus if you'd like and deposit Mineta in the jail cell at the back"

Mineta raised his eyebrow and said, "wait what"

I nodded and picked up Mineta and took him to the back of the bus where there was a glass tube for him.

"Oi Medea, what is with the tube?" I asked.

Medea appeared next to me and said, "Athena informed Apollo and me about how much of a perv Mineta is so think of it like a time out for him till he needs to be fed"

I laughed and shoved Mineta in there and said, "I'll be back soon to feed you"

As the others came on board Iida noticed that the bus had a huge plasma screen with a karaoke machine as well and some disco lights.

"Jango, are you telling me you could theoretically live inside this bus?" Iida asked.

I nodded my head and said, "yep, and considering the engine is fuel efficient as hell, you could last about 5 days before you need to make a pit stop"

Medea appeared again and said, "actually with the engine we have it could actually run five weeks without needing any kind of refueling"

Iida smirked and said, "mobile class!"

I looked at him deadpanned and said, "no"

Iida looked at me shocked and said, "but- but school!"

Kaminari chuckled as he got onto the bus and said, "no means no Iida"

As Kirishima got on board, he looked at the Karaoke machine and said, "aww sweet! Who's up for a bit of Karaoke!"

Yamomo got on board and said, "wouldn't that make the driver lose focus"

Medea chuckled and said, "oh don't worry about me, I may look human, but I am an A.I so I can filter out all the noise easily and focus on the driving so sing your little hearts out"

Yamomo giggled and said, "well if it's okay, I will be more than happy to join you guys"

Asui got on the bus and said, "ribbit, this is quite a nice ride Jango, can't wait to see Atlantis's insides instead of being turned away by the defense systems"

I smiled and said, "well it will be nice to have you all there"

Soon the entire class was on board, and I did a head count just to make sure everyone was here and ready and with a smirk I said, "Medea you are a go for leaving!"

Medea nodded and started up the bus and started to drive off. Unsurprising was that even if the bus came to an abrupt stop the bus was made in a way that we wouldn't even know we stopped unless we were on the top floor. Once we were on the road I headed towards the kitchen and found a bottle of Root beer and watched as Kirishima, Toru, Mina and Jirou were rocking out on the Karaoke machine to Dancing Queen by Abba. They seemed to be enjoying it which was great considering how Mina did fail the final exam, so it was good to see she was enjoying herself at least.

I chuckled as I saw Tokoyami sitting in the back of the bus in a dark corner.

"Oi Beak-182 come out of the Emo corner and enjoy the bus" I laughed.

Tokoyami looked at me and said, "have you been hanging out with Bakugou? It's very rare to see you come up with nicknames Jango"

I smiled and said, "well since it is summer break, this gives me some time to actually relax so I thought, why not come up with some nicknames, and being our resident emo you're the easiest to mess with"

Tokoyami sighed and said, "very well I will come out and enjoy the brightness of this bus"

Sato then walked up to me and said, "Jango, I noticed that there are a bunch of ingredients in the kitchen I could use to make some sweets, is it okay?"

I nodded my head and said, "Hippocampus is your home as well Sato so go ahead and make some, so long as you make some for everyone my friend!"

Sato nodded and said, "I'll make enough for everyone and also you have got to teach me how to make those Greek pastries they were to die for!"

I laughed and said, "I promise"

Koji then walked up to me and muttered, "umm Mr. Jango, where are the hippos?"

I looked at him a little confused and said, "wait, you can talk!"

Koji nodded and said, "s-so are there any hippos?"

I laughed and said, "no my friend there aren't, the reason this bus is named Hippocampus is because it is like the ancient sea horse the hippocampi who was able to run on land and swim beneath the seas to Atlantis"

Koji nodded and said, "darn w-well shouldn't we let Mineta out I mean he looks hungry?"

I chuckled and said, "fine, at least for now"

I then went up and released him and said, "if I hear from any of the girls that you tried to perv, I will have you on a drone sending you straight back home, got it!"

Mineta nodded in fear and decided to head to one of the bunks and relax.

As I walked to the stairs, I saw Todoroki looking out the window like a shonen protagonist.

I smirked and said, "doin' okay amigo?"

Todoroki looked at me and said, "yeah, it's just I wish I brought a camera, I'm sure my sister or even my mother would love to see it"

I smiled and went over to a cupboard and pulled out a fancy polaroid camera and said, "so long as you don't take pictures of things that you think seem classified, and as long as I get to review it as well, you can keep this camera and show the pictures to your family"

Todoroki looked shocked and said, "you sure?"

I nodded my head and said, "consider it a gift from me"

Todoroki then smiled and I continued my way up the stairs to the second floor. Deku and Uraraka were sitting close to the stairs chatting about what they plan to do while Bakugou slept with his headphones on, and Gabby was cuddling with him.

Shoji looked at me as I passed by and said, "this is sick Jango, honestly thank you once again for inviting us!"

I smiled and said, "you guys are my friends after all it was the least, I can do"

Asui looked at the route we were taking and said, "wait a minute this makes no sense, last time I saw it Atlantis was off the South eastern coast of Japan, buy this has us heading towards the northeastern side"

I chuckled and said, "that's because after you discovered it the entire city had to move in order to make sure no one else finds it the same way"

Kaminari chuckled and said, "so what exactly is Atlantis, all you told us is that it is an underwater facility, that isn't much to go off of, so what is it?"

I smiled and said, "Atlantis is an underwater training facility meant to breed some of the best soldier for the dark legion to sell to the highest bidder for wars, however that is the only military function, the rest of the city is meant to be just that, a city for all the hundreds of families of active Legionnaires as well as anyone who the dark legion deemed worthy of entry. This site also holds hundreds of war refugees who are afraid of their old governments and now live in comfort and security"

Kaminari whistled and said, "damn this place seems like a dream so why isn't it public?"

I sighed and said, "like all other Legion facilities the government deem it illegal because of the experiments we run, we don't kidnap any refugees or use them, but because we don't follow any known governmental laws, most places deem us a threat that must be destroyed"

Yamomo looked shocked and said, "but Atlantis hasn't done anything wrong"

I nodded my head, "they more target it because it is associated with the dark Legion, and the fact we can make our own crops, have our production line and can function better than any economy some countries have tried to force us to open it up to them, that's why Atlantis always anchors on international waters so we don't have to abide by any countries laws, and we can easily function on our own"

Iida looked at me amazed and said, "and the Dark Legion did this all-in secret!"

I nodded my head and said, "as far as the press knows, or at least all they knew, was that the dark legion had 15 bases worldwide to train soldiers the rest including equipment and vehicles was bought, that's the official statement, unofficially we have 150 bases worldwide and make all of our own equipment, if we wanted to at the height of our power we could take over China if we wanted, now with most of the Legion a shell of its former self we can only take over a small African country and hold it for a long time"

Iida looked up from his book and said, "well…good thing you're on our side!"

I grinned evilly as I sat down and drank my soda and said, "for now at least"

Iida looked at me with a terrified look and said, "sometimes you scare me Arkino"

We soon stopped at red light about 6 hours away from U.A. as another double decker stopped next to us. I recognized it however as a rival Japanese hero school Shiketsu High School, mainly because of their hats.

Iida looked at me and said, "Jango what are you planning"

I pressed a button opening the entire top of the bus and whistled at the students gaining their attention before flipping them off with my robotic middle finger.

As they started to get furious one of the students with purple hair stuck his head out and shouted, "how dare you flip someone off from the prestigious Shiketsu High! You damn bastards will pay for that"

I laughed and said, "suck it Gum hair"

A girl with long brunette hair stuck her head out and said, "like oh my god is that how big your dick is, how tiny!" causing everyone on their bus to laugh.

I said, "oh sweetheart I don't think they taught in school that a dick is soft at first"

I then pretended to crank and invisible lever as if reeling something in as my middle finger got bigger and bigger.

Once it was big enough, I smugly said, "this is how big I am, but I doubt you could fit it inside you"

Our Bus then erupted into laughter and Kirishima, Sero, Sato, Kaminari, Bakugou and Ojiro shouted bro a lot as we drove away from them as they were fuming.

I was laughing hysterically as I closed the top of the bus.

Iida then ran over to me doing his robo arm thing and said, "that was very immature Jango!"

I sighed and said, "didn't you see who they were?"

Iida said, "yeah normal high schoolers!"

I shook my head and said, "Shiketsu High"

As soon as night approached, I went to a hatch on the first floor and pulled out a bunch of bags with Pillows, blankets and sleep masks and handed it to everyone who went over and got changed in the bathrooms.

Gabby grinned at me, and I knew something was up.

"Jango, how big are the bunks?" Gabby asked.

I shrugged and said, "well there are four bunks and each bunk is able to fit two people comfortably, however if I am looking at the schematics correctly, the top back part of the bus is a master bedroom I assume is for me, so probably a queen sized bed in there"

Gabby smiled and said, "good you'll be sleeping with Mina then!"

I blushed and said, "wait what!"

Gabby smirked and said, "oh didn't I tell you? We all decided you and Mina need to express feelings for each other more, so we forced you into a bunk together"

I chuckled and said, "Damn it Gabs" before getting yeeted into a cabin where Mina was still getting changed.

I blushed and said, "sorry!" as she threw a pillow at me.

Mina stuttered and said, "n-no its okay…the girls informed me what's going on, and I think they're right, we've been beating around the bush for a while Jango and I need to know, do you love me?"

I looked her in the eyes and said, "yes…I do you're the yin to my yang"

Mina chuckled and got under the covers and said, "well are you going to join me?"

I took her by the hand and led her up to the master bedroom where I got into bed with her and said, "this is much better"

I smiled and joined her in bed kissing her on the lips as I did. As I got closer to Mina I could smell the sweat cherry bubblegum fragrance from her shampoo, her soft skin and a feeling I was sure the Dark Legion crushed, one that Mina brought back. Love.