Chapter 33 fucking training camp.

The next day we were all woken up at 5:30 AM by Aizawa to go and meet him in front of the camp. I took this time to sneak over to Hydra and use the onboard coffee machine to make myself a cup before walking over to the others, because fuck not being able to sleep because of assholes like kirishima and Bakugou snoring.

Mina saw my cup of coffee and said, "aww no fair you got Coffee!"

I chuckled and said, "perks of having a fully customized car like I do!"

I only had a couple drinks of the coffee when Aizawa walked by and took it from me.

"Thanks for the drink Jango, I'm gonna need it." Aizawa snickered taking my coffee.

"You bastard stop taking my shit!" I shouted all steaming mad.

One of these days I will have to get him back for all of this, perhaps put some mousetraps in his sleeping bag.

Aizawa chuckled facing us and said, "Good Morning, class! Today, we begin the training camp. That will increase your strength. Our goal is to increase your skills exponentially, so that each of you earns a provisional license. This will allow you to face the dangers that continue to fester in the darkness. Proceed carefully. Look alive, Jango!"

Aizawa then threw me a ball and saying, "Try throwing that for me"

I chuckled and turned the ball into a throwing axe. I guess my power has become stronger, in the past I had to think really hard about the weapon I wanted it to turn into, but now it just does it on command.

I snickered and said, "just like the fitness test"

Aizawa nodded and said, "that's right, when you first started school, your record was 712.2 meters, let's see if you've improved!"

chuckled and said, "sir, yes, sir!"

Mina clapped her hands together and said, "Oh, I get it! We're checking our progress!"

Sero nodded and said, "A lot's happened to us the last three months. Maybe he can throw it a whole mile now!"

With a howl I shouted, "straight to Olympus!" and threw the throwing axe extremely far.

Aizawa sighed and said, "that was 715.6 meters"

I was shocked, that low! I mean come on, after all I learned as a Hassan, and as a soldier over three months that's it…. then again I have been relying on my tech for a lot of battles, oh god Ryukyu and Jeanist were right I was relying on tech too much.

Sero sounded kind of shocked when he said, "That's it? Kinda disappointing"

Aizawa looked at all of us and said, "You've had a single semester at UA, and due to your various experiences, all of you have definitely improved. But those improvements have mostly been limited to mental prowess and technical skill with a slight increase in stamina and in some cases new tech thrown in along the way. Your Quirks really haven't grown that much stronger. Not on a fundamental level. That's why we're now going to focus on improving your powers. This'll be so hard, you'll all feel like you're dying, and Jango this will be on par with training in the dark legion program! Let's hope you all survive!"

Aizawa then led us all over to a rocky hill where we would be doing our training before splitting us off.

Aizawa looked at us and said, "Class 1B will be joining us shortly as well"

Gabby raised her hand and said, "sir, with two teachers and 42 kids wouldn't that be to many Quirks to watch over?"

Aizawa then pointed over to the trees and said, "which is why we called them"

When I saw who it was I groaned and said, "oh god damn it not again!"

All four members of the Wild, Wild Pussycats immerged and stood in front of us.

Ragdoll then got in front of everyone and said, "That's correct, four kittens in one Litter!"

"oh god damn it, please for the love of god, don't do that fucking speech again!" I groaned before pulling out a flask of Whiskey and liquified Tylenol for the headaches I get for the narcolepsy and the insomnia.

Mandalay then shouted, "your feline fantasies are here, say meow!"

Ragdoll then spun around before shouting, "allow us to lend a helping paw!"

Tiger then buffed up and gave me the death stare as he said, "we're champions serving up justice with our tails!"

Yeah I had a feeling the man was not at all over how much pain I caused them all.

Pixie Bob then finished it up by saying, "purrfectly cute and catlike heroes!"

They all posed and said, "we're the wild, wild pussycats! Full version"

I groaned and said, "see this, this is why you were so easy to defeat! You always do that damn intro!"

Gabby chuckled and said, "they did this when you fought them?"

I nodded and said, "while they were mid speech, I rushed them and strangled Tiger with a garrot wire while digging my hand into his stomach to crush his kidney, I guess they didn't learn"

Ragdoll then smiled and said, "I'm ragdoll, and my Quirk is Search! I can look at up to 100 people and know everything about them! Like their location and weakness"

I then whispered to Gabby, "yeah and also their past, that's what made her such an easy target, mainly because she started to panic and nearly went insane as she saw all the shit I went through, hell she was practically crawling away in fear when she looked into my mind"

Pixie-Bob then said, "with my earthflow, I can create the ideal training ground for every student!"

Mandalay then said, "And my Quirk is called Telepath, I can give advice to multiple people at once!"

I then heard Mandalay in my head say, "you need to stop pretending like your fine, what the Legion did to you was wrong and you should open up more about it instead of acting all tough!"

Using my own telepathic quirk blade I said, "nah I am perfectly fine as is"

Tiger then stared at us and said, "The name's tiger. And I'm here to beat you guys to a pulp!"

Again I had some feeling he was directing that towards me.

Kamnari looked a bit worried and said, "umm yeah I have like so many questions about him!"

Tiger then pointed at us and said, "All you kids with strength Quirks, time for Tiger's bootcamp!"

I was about to run and join them when Aizawa looked at me and said, "Jango, Pixie Bob has set up a special area for you" before throwing me two magnum revolvers.

"Those will be your only guns you'll be bringing into the combat zone" Pixie Bob said walking up to me.

I snickered and said, "I can work with these, what kind of training are we doing?"

She then hooked a collar around my neck and I started to turn pale realizing what it was. A bomb collar, more importantly it was a maiden's head collar. I was about to start hyperventilating when Aizawa noticed and put a reassuring hand on my shoulder calming me down a bit.

With a smile Pixie bob said, "it's simple you'll be using your Quirk to destroy as many targets as possible while also using the air around you to make blades and other weapons you will launch as projectiles, think of it like tactical gun training that marines go through however if you don't hit all of the targets we repurposed that dark legion bomb collar into a shock collar"

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "thank god it's not a maiden's head I'd actually flip out"

Pixie bob shuttered and said, "I heard about those…hell when I was on a patrol, I watched a kid try to run up to me only for the collar to close on him… It wasn't till after the Dark Legion's collapse…no the perfected Assassin program's collapse that I found out that the kid was a candidate from the perfected assassin project"

I nodded my head and said, "loads of kids died that day but…that's in the past lets get down to training!"

Pixie-Bob looked at me and said, "yes…it is but you should never forget where you started and how far you've come now show me the mettle that you Greeks truly have!"

I grinned and rushed into the forest where hundreds of dust made training dummies came at me. Not wanting to waste ammo, I holstered my guns and got to work training with my Quirk. Slapping my hands together I instinctively created twelve hovering swords around me using the air as a medium to create them and used them like a ring around me to slice at any Golems that got close to me while also taking the dust and combining it with the air to make more blades.

I watched as Class 1B joined us finally for training.

Pony waved at me and I smiled and waved back at her only to see that a couple girls from 1B were waving at me along with pony. I am pretty sure they all have a crush on me…. Class 1B harem…maybe.

Mic's voice then echoed in my head shouting, "Katsuki Bakugou. He's plunging his hands into boiling water to expand his sweat glands, then creating chain explosions to increase the scale of his bangin' attacks!"

I mean…its effective but hearing him scream all the time was annoying, plus I am pretty sure his hands will look like Todoroki's face if Bakugou keeps it up.

Mic continued and said, "Shoto Todoroki, alternating between Ice and fire, he's regulating the temperature of the water. His body gets accustomed to the cold and he works on controlling his flames! Some day he might be able to use both at once!"

I then heard screaming from the top of the mountain as I got deeper into the forest and when I looked around, I saw Sero shooting out tape beyond his capacity.

Mic then said, "Hanta Sero. Having him produce tape continuously will increase his capacity and improve the tape's tensile strength and shooting speed".

Iida then bolted right in front of me nearly getting shot in the face by one of my bullets as I dodged around.

"watch it Iida!" I shouted as I watched the man bolt back out and around the mountain.

Mic shouted, "Eijiro Kirishima and Mashirao Ojiro. Every time Ojiro hits Kirishima's hardened skin with his tail, both of their Quirks are steadily improving"

Gods I would love to be working with them, heavens know I need to work on my hand-to-hand combat skills.

I looked up to the sky as I shot down a dust golem about to pounce on me and a saw bolt of lightning streak through the sky.

Mic said, "Denki Kaminari, by running his currents through a high-capacity battery, he's learning to handle larger amounts of electricity!"

I then witnessed yelling followed by a bunch of animals running past me. I nearly got trampled by a fucking deer!

Mic chuckled and said, "Koji Koda. In order to increase the reach of his anivoice, he's doing vocal exercises to help him build up his range. It's also good for helping him to become less shy"

That may be Mic's downfall should we have to go up against him again. If I remember correctly Jirou told me that he sent hundreds of insects after Mic during the practical. Mic listed off the rest of the class till he finally came to me and Gabs.

Mic chuckled and said, "Gabby Olson, by having huge boulders roll down a hill at her while death metal and other distractions are blaring around her and rocks getting thrown at her head, Gabby is training her mind to handle more and more stress while also training her focus to allow her to throw and pick up heavier objects, the rocks though will help her thicken her skull a bit so she can keep using her quirk even if she has a headache"

I swear to God if Gabby gets killed doing that I will murder Mic.

Suddenly I heard Mic's voice shout, "Jango Arkino! He's Training his Quirk to produce more weapons at a time while also using the very air to harden said weapons, thus allowing them to break through even tougher foes and make weapons from them! He's also training on his lethality and quick attacks, if he doesn't hit all his targets in time, that collar gives him a little, 45-volt shock to the neck"

With a snicker I howled like a spartan and charged in ripping and tearing through foes while also sparingly using my ammo. Sadly, though I didn't kill all of them in time resulting in me getting shocked.

"god fuck, fucking damn it, why the fuck do these things have to hurt so fucking much, damn it, god damn it ow gah!" I shouted as I struggled on the ground.

Pixie-Bob started to laugh and said, "oh by the way the voltage increases by 5 every time you curse!"

I flipped off Pixie Bob and went back to training slowly but surely mastering the art of creating more than 100 blades.

With a cackle I shouted, "eat this, Ishkur Heavy storm!" creating 400 blades of different size, shapes and styles and destroyed the dust golems with ease. To give it that extra pizzazz I materialized intricately carved throwing glaives behind each blade giving it the illusion that Blades were appearing by use of magic portals.

Pixie-Bob then walked over to me and said, "you did great out there, lets take this thing off of you for now and relax for a bit" before helping me remove the collar.

"you know, you are surprisingly forgiving considering what I did to you guys" I said laying on my back, sweating like a dog.

Pixie-Bob chuckled and said, "once we managed to get Ragdoll out of Therapy, she told us all about what she saw in your mind…plus after hearing what you did at the USJ and against the Hero Killer, we all came to the realization you had changed since that day"

I gave her a thumbs up and pulled out my flask and took a swig.

"what exactly is that?" Pixie-Bob asked.

"a mix of whiskey, Tylenol, club soda, and lime juice" I said.

Pixie-Bob furrowed her brow and said, "okay but why?"

"well, you remember how I used those Quirk Blades during our last battle?" I said putting my flask away.

Pixie-Bob nodded and said, "what about it?"

"well, the repeated usage of the Quirk blades had some side effects, mainly narcolepsy, Insomnia, my blood becoming pure Plasma, hysteria, and constant nightmares" I said taking out my flask again and taking a swig of my mix.

"that explains a lot actually" Pixie Bob said pulling out a bottle of water and drinking it.

The rest of the day was by far the toughest workout, especially near the end.

"Oi, Arkino!" Tiger shouted as he stared at me.

"whats up cross dresser?" I chuckled.

Tiger put up his paws and said, "spar with me!"

I furrowed my brow and said, "why?"

"I owe you for beating me up last year, I want my rematch!" Tiger growled.

I chuckled and said, "it's your funeral sourpuss lets go!" before putting up my fists.

Tiger grinned and said, "you were never a hero, and never will be!" before trying to attack me.

I dodged and thought to myself, "This mustn't register on an emotional level, time to employ my counter attack"

I then got in close and thought, "First, distract" before punching at him in the eyes blinding him.

Tiger squinted and tried to hit me while blinded.

I took another deep breath in and mentally said, "Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek." Before clapping my hands over Tiger's ears and saying, "Discombobulate"

Tiger then staggered and tried to attack me wildly but I simply dodged it and employed some elbow blocks and three shots to the body. Tiger then went wild and I countered by weakening his right jaw with a slap before releasing a cross jab fully breaking it. I then calmly rushed in and broke his now cracked ribs. I followed it up by Breaking his cracked ribs, traumatizing his solar plexus, and dislocating his jaw entirely. To finish it all up I landed a Heel kick to his diaphragm.

I chuckled and said, " In summary: you now suffer from ringing ears, a fractured Jaw, three ribs cracked, four broken, and your diaphragm is hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months"

Tiger got up and looked at me and said, "tch lucky shot"

Ragdoll started to laugh hysterically and said, "hahaha oh man Tiger you got your kitty butt served to you by a kitten, not only that but you went in thinking you were gonna be able to defeat him!"

I then kissed my hand and flipped tiger off causing him to charge at me. I knew he was going to do this and with a quick split I punched him straight to the nuts.

Tiger immediately collapsed and said, "you win"

Later that Night Ragdoll and Pixie Bob gave us enough ingredients to make curry and a couple other dishes.

Pixie-Bob then shouted, "Now. Remember what I said? We're not serving your food anymore!"

Ragdoll started to wave her paws like a dramatic three-year-old and said, "If you guys wanna eat, you'll have to make your own meals! Starting with curry!"

Ragdoll then started to laugh at all of us and said, "Oh, man. Do you guys look exhausted. But that doesn't mean you can coast by making sloppy cat food."

Gabby looked at me and said, "you should have put a bullet between her eyes"

I nodded and said, "make a note of that and send it to my phone, when I make a time machine I'll erase her from existence, for now though I think the fact that the kitty has been spaded is good enough for me."

Gabby then sent me a text as we went to examine our ingredients.

"I could make some really good Mediterranean style curry with this, or maybe my Mom's Rogan Josh recipe, however for that I'd need mushrooms" I muttered as I examined the ingredients

Pony looked at me and said, "ahh a cook!"

I smiled and said, "my father made it a point to teach me at a young age how to cook, his philosophy was that, if I could cook for a family, I could be a hero as well"

One of Pony's classmates, a girl with dark green hair giggled and said, "ahh well you'd make an excellent ladies man with manners like that" before wrapping her arms around my neck.

Deku's perspective:

I found it odd how the girls in class 1B started to flirt with Jango. I mean only Pony has actually interacted with him, so why are the others flirting with him?

I managed to stop Kendo and ask her.

"Hey Kendo, why are all the other girls interested in Jango?" I asked.

Kendo smiled and said, "oh the author just wanted a harem of his own in this fanfic so he decided to have it be the girls from 1B"

"ahh that makes – wait what did you say" I asked again looking a little concerned.

Kendo smiled and said, "don't worry about it, besides looks like Jango is enjoying it sort of!

Back TO MY PERSPECTIVE

I blushed and said, "Tokage, right?"

The girl smirked and said, "oh sweetie, please just call me Setsuna, any friend of Pony's is a great friend of mine!"

I then felt a tug on my shoulder and when I looked behind me, I noticed a short girl with brunette hair that covered her eyes was holding a bunch of Shitake mushrooms in her hands.

In a soft voice the girl said, "i-im Kinoko, and I brought these, hopefully they can make something good…"

I smirked and said, "these will do wonderfully! Hell with everything I have available all I need is some beef stock, Rosemary, some Garlic some bell peppers and a zucchini and olives I could make my mom's Rogan Josh recipe!"

Ibara walked up to me with a grocery bag filled with all kinds of vegetables and said, "luckily for you, I am a vegan and carry all kinds of things"

Ragdoll grinned and said, "this sounds good, I think we have some beef stock inside!" before rushing in to get some.

Kirishima started to drool and said, "mmmmmhhhh another chance to try Jango's cooking!"

Monoma started to laugh and said, "oh how pathetic, the backwater foreigner thinks his cooking can surpass the all-mighty Japanese style cooking! God you foreign types are all so stupid"

Pony gave Monoma a death glare and said, "you better watch it Monoma don't forget me and Rin are also foreign students!"

Monoma chuckled and said, "true but your Class 1B which means I am not insulting you, I am only insulting Class-"

I then threw a hammer directly at his dick crushing it again and said, "no Rogan Josh for you!"

Monoma collapsed and I started to make the broth. While that was cooking I took the cutting board and started to double cut the meat, onions, carrots and other materials. Soon it was time to simmer it and while it was cooking Everyone was already finished making their curry dishes, me and the girls from class 1B were the only ones not eating.

Kendo looked at me and said, "Jango, does Rogan Josh normally take this long?"

I took the top of and let the aromas from the dish waft around the camp causing everyone to drool and with a smile on my face I said, "sometimes the best things in life are those you wait the longest for"

I got the girls each a plate and we sat down and scoffed it all down hungrily, hell even the pros sat down and ate some.

Ragdoll looked at me with her empty plate and said, "that was so yummy! Better than any cat food, is there room for second?"

I nodded and went over and got her some more.

I got to know the other girls from 1B pretty well that night. Kinoko's quirk allows her to grow all kinds of mushrooms which was a big asset, without the shitake mushrooms this dish wouldn't be as balanced. Yui Kodai's Quirk allowed her to make things bigger, If that's the case she could bring my, huge ass buster sword fantasy to life. Setsuna though, god I am glad the dark legion never got to her, Her Quirk allowed her to split her body up to 50 parts…if the Dark Legion…no if Doctor Minerva got to her…she'd do all kinds of experiments on her for the Perfected Assassin project.

Yui looked at me and said, "mmhhh this was so good, whats the secret!"

I chuckled and said, "well firstly the meat, normally Rogan josh uses pork but by slicing up the Beef super thin and then marinating it, the whole thing becomes even better, however the real secret is in the stock, by using olives in it and then straining it out the broth has an olive aftertaste mixed in with the rosemary and some shitake mushrooms as well"

Kinoko blushed and said, "well I noticed there weren't any mushrooms…in my household we normally add portobello mushrooms or maitake mushrooms to our meals for health…"

I held up my flask and said, "you were the true MVP, the broth wouldn't have tasted as good without them"

Mandalay nodded and said, "you have got to send me the recipe Jango, this could easily be a new favorite for Kota"

I smiled and said, " I will"

Mandalay and the other wild, wild pussycats left along with Aizawa to do whatever the hell they needed to do and Mina came and joined us and said, "let me make this simple 1B girls, if you want Jango, you can have him however, I am head Bitch of this harem got it!"

The other girls nodded and I started to blush even more, "d-don't I get a say in this?"

Yui looked at me and shook her head saying, "sadly no"

Kinoko nodded and said, "the council of Jango simps have spoken, you have no say in how we flirt with you"

I sighed and muttered, "at least I have condoms just in case"

Mina then noticed Yamomo scarfing down her food and said, "whoa, you're scarfing Momo!"

Yamomo sighed and said, "Yes. My Quirk transforms lipids into brand new atoms to create inorganic materials. That means, the more I eat, the more I can make."

Sero then chuckled and said, "Like how poop works!"

I looked at him as Gabby slammed him into the floor with her Quirk and Jirou started to beat him up. The rest of the night went about normally with things such as drowning Mineta, burying him alive, and, oh yeah, HAVING THE FUCKING GIRLS OF 1B TRY TO SLEEP WITH ME!

As I slept I got a warning from Athena that some one had just tried to hack the tracking beacon on Hydra. Rushing over to the car I pulled up the beacon and tore it out while Aizawa rushed over and asked me what the hell happened.

"Someone is trying to triangulate my position, and…wait that can't be right" I said as I looked at it.

Aizawa looked at me and said, "what is it?"

I looked at him with a shocked looked and said, "the person who is trying to hack my car has Dark Legion access codes, more specifically high-ranking access codes, that's the only way they would even be able to transmit my position"

Aizawa's eyes widened and said, "I'll make some calls, do you know if any Legionnaires survived the Perfected Assassin Project or if any members of the normal Dark Legion knew about Perfected Assassin?"

I shook my head and said, "the hero who killed all the scientists and doctors took care of them, and those who weren't killed were arrested and sent to Tartarus, the only two I can say for certain are Rappa, and Goto Imasuji but Rappa probably forgot them, and Goto is behind bars as far as I know"

Aizawa looked at the computer and said, "did they manage to triangulate the location?"

I shook my head and said, "negative they only managed to find the province not enough to go off of as far I know"

Aizawa took a deep breath in and said, "good… be on guard though someone may try something"

I nodded my head and radioed Doctor Doris to have Persephone fully upgraded and on standby just in case.

Going back to get some sleep I noticed most of the 1B girls were just waiting for me.

Setsuna chuckled and said, "hey there hot stuff"

Mina winked and said, "come here and help keep us warm"

I blushed heavily and joined them.

[this scene has been censored by All Might who thinks this isn't a plus ultra scene to have in an mha fanfic]

The next day was training as normal though this time it didn't feel as hard as it did yesterday as I was leaping around shooting blades through solid rock, and even through trees!

I then heard Pixie-bob shout, "Meow, meow, meow, meow! More importantly, tonight's gonna be fun! We're pitting classes against each other in a test of courage, oh we're also pitting both classes against Jango!"

"wait why me!" I shouted.

Pixie-Bob shouted, "you have gone through a lot of shit as a kid, it's going to take both classes to try and scare you!"

I shouted, "Fair point!"

Pixie-Bob chuckled and said, "I know you've been training hard today. And later, you'll get to play hard!"

Monoma tried to laugh and say something but out of nowhere a Warhammer hit him in the nuts.

Mineta started to laugh hysterically and said, "hahahaha damn it's funny when I am not the one getting hurt!"

I then threw another hammer this time crushing Mineta.

Mineta struggled to say, "why!"

I sighed and said, "if you didn't say anything I wouldn't have had to beat you up"

Later that night we decided to go for a normal curry recipe, and I was stuck on cutting stuff up along with Bakugou and gabby. The three of us were extremely precise with our knifes though me and Bakugou were rather fast.

Uraraka looked at Bakugou and said, "woah, Bakugou you're really good with that knife! It's weird"

Bakugou growled and said, "what do you mean 'it's weird'? how can you people be so damn bad at everything"

Kaminari chuckled and said, "look at that. He's not blowing stuff up"

Uraraka pointed at me and Gabby and said, "well I knew the two of them were good with knives but you…well I guess I wasn't exactly expecting it"

I then added some rosemary and went into the forest and got some wild herbs to give the curry some earthly texture and taste. I then remembered how my mother used to do the same thing when we were living in Greece and smiled hoping she was looking down on how great her son had turned out.

As I returned to Camp Pixie Bob looked at me and said, "so what creation are you making tonight"

Holding up some of the herbs I said, "normal curry but I want to give it some flavor so I added some rosemary and currently I plan to grind these up into a paste and add it to the curry"

Monoma then looked at me and said, "Jango, a little birdy told me how you are the current Hassan I sabbah, the leader of the assassins. Tell me what does it feel like to be an outsider"

I looked at him and said, "what do you mean?"

"Well, it's just, no one actually likes assassins, and if I remember correctly you went by the name Deimos Bladesman, tell me this much, what would the public say if word got out you kill people for a living" Monoma looked at me with a bewildered look.

Kinoko then stood up and said, "Back off Monoma"

Monoma laughed and said, "well let me tell you what they'd say, they'd call you a freak and fear for their own lives, the only reason you'd be accepted as a true hero is out of fear. So let me ask you this, why are you trying to be a hero when your title as an assassin has already set your future in stone!"

I looked at him and for the first time, I was actually speechless. I didn't really know why I wanted to be a hero, at first it was just to get All Might off my ass. But recently I started to make the excuse that it was for my parents wishes. In all honesty I didn't really know why I wanted to be a hero.

Monoma laughed some more and said, "well here's a sight for sore eyes, Jango Arkino, speechless and without a purpose, if only the rest of Class 1A were as stupid and blind as you maybe Class 1B would have more of the spotlight!"

I then snapped and started to strangle Monoma. I just couldn't take it anymore I wanted him dead then and there.

It took everyone just to try and pull me off Monoma.

Aizawa looked at me with rage and said, "Jango, tonight you will be spending your time with the remedial students instead!"

I looked at him and said, "But-"

But before I could say anything he gave me a death glare and said, "not another word!"

I shut up and gave him a thumbs up.

Monoma laughed and was about to say something when Vlad walked up and said, "your in the same boat Monoma you edged him on so don't say a word"

Monoma bowed and said, "very well Mr. King"

I swear one of these day I will kill that cocky bastard