The Story of the Assassin Hero, Bladesman A My Hero Academia Fanfic

by The agent of steel

Jango Satotori is just a young boy, his Quirk Bladromancy allows him to create blades from anything, but he was recently kidnapped by a mysterious organization called the Dark Legion. follow him on his journey as he goes from a Mercenary to a hero!

43. Chapter 38 end of the beginning

Chapter 38 Season 3 End of the beginning, beginning of the end

I struggled to open my eyes but when I did, I saw all my classmates, Atalanta, and Doctor Doris.

"Guess there is no rest for the wicked" I said as I struggled to get up.

Everyone looked at me and tackle hugged me the moment I got up.

"Jesus Christ Jango we thought you were going to die!" Deku shouted with tears in his eyes.

Yamomo nodded and said, "you really gave us a scare"

Mineta even cried saying, "I honestly thought my bully was going to die"

I looked to see Mina wasn't hugging me…just staring at me with the coldest of glares.

"Can you guys get off of me for a second…there's something I need to say…to all of you" I said.

Everyone nodded and gave me some room for me to take a deep breath in.

"I was an asshole to all of you the last time we spoke…I knew what I had to do but I was terrified of the outcome and to make sure none of you got hurt I cut ties with you all just to make sure no one would mourn for me" I said looking down.

Tears started to form in my eyes as I said, "I- I am sorry I was such a horrible friend, I was foolish and brash and allowed my cold side to show and I am extra sorry I broke your heart Mina could you all ever forgive me!"

Sato punched me in the arm and said, "we forgave you the moment you left…we all realized what you were going to do was risky so we all decided, if you made it out and apologized, we would all punch you once just to get back at you"

"wait what" I said rather confused

Mina smiled and leapt at me and kissed me on the lips and said, "don't be mad at me!" before punching me in the arms.

I then looked at Doris and said, "what information has been leaked to the public about me Doc?"

Doctor Doris chuckled and said, "well everyone knows about how you are the son of the Immortal Dageshi and Hitomi…but other than that nothing else, so don't worry your past in the dark legion is still classified info… unless you want that out there"

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "thank god"

We were all laughing and joking around as everyone got a punch in on me. Apparently, I had been in a coma for nearly a full week after that fight. In that time All Might had stepped down as the number 1 hero leaving Endeavor to become the number one. And I was also being commended as an honorary member of the top 10 heroes due to my fight against All For One.

I was also sent a letter by a company that wanted to make Merch out of me, so at least I'll have a new source of income…mainly because the credit card I was given by Doctor Minerva after the destruction of the Dark Legion was now lost somewhere in that forest in the training camp and was most likely destroyed… so no more infinite money anymore. While I was sleeping, Doctor Doris repaired Tartarus, Ronin, and Persephone and gave me a brand-new Quirk Organ which as it turned out she actually went into Tartarus and preformed forced surgery to remove All For One's kidneys and used those to make another Quirk Organ for myself. Though my Lungs…they were damaged so I had to wear a special breathing unit when using any of my armors to supply myself with oxygen because of what happened, I also sustained major kidney damage, needed a liver transplant, and had gone through enough surgery to put the injury All Might dealt with to shame, but thanks to dark legion tech I was…at least combat ready. I wasn't so sure about everyday operations, but I could at least keep up with class.

I also received a package from David shield along with a note.

"Thank you for what you did for All Might, encased in this letter are a few schematics I worked on for new upgrades to Persephone and Tartarus, give them to whoever does your legion tech and also if I ever see you on I-island again Arkino I will personally hunt you down!" the note read.

I guess he was still mad at the amount of damage Persephone did to I-island during the expo, no matter his daughter seemed like me considering she gave me her number.

Along with that little note I got some other things ranging from a huge gift basket of goodies and stuff from my class 1B harem, a letter from Pankration telling me that everyone back in Greece was celebrating the fact that the son of The Immortal Dageshi was alive and doing well, and a couple invites to join a few hero agencies when I graduate ranging from Mt. Lady's group The Lurkers, to Edgeshots hero agency and Mirko's agency.

I guess what I did was celebrated considering how dangerous All For One truly was.

Two days Later I was finally let out of the hospital and sent back to Olympus where Atalanta cried as she hugged me.

"You scared the shit out of me Jango, if I had lost you, I would have been all alone!" Atalanta cried.

I chuckled and said, "I'm sorry Auntie…I'll try to not get in trouble again but there is something I wish to talk to you about, well more like a couple things"

Atalanta brewed us some coffee and said, "oh? What's up?"

"firstly, you saw my hair catch fire and my eyes glow silver on tv didn't you?" I asked.

Atalanta nodded and said, "same thing happens to your father whenever he gets serious about something, I think it may be a Satatori thing because with me my eyes have this ethereal silver after glow whenever I get pissed so maybe that's it"

I nodded and said, "that makes sense, secondly…when I collapsed…I had died and went to Elysium"

This made Atalanta spit out her coffee, "wait its real!"

I nodded my head and said, "the fields of flowers, the houses of different time era for those who earned a place in the isle of the blessed, the gorgeous wheat fields, it's all real"

Atalanta started to cry and said, "your parents, were they…"

I nodded as tears filled my eyes and said, "they were there, they lived in the fields of Elysium"

Atalanta clapped her hands together crying and said, "You just made my day Jango, I'm glad you got to see them and speak your mind"

I chuckled and sipped some coffee and said, "it felt invigorating to see them"

Suddenly we heard a knock on the door and when we opened the door, we saw All Might and Aizawa.

"Hello Jango mind if we come in?" Mr. Aizawa asked.

I smirked and said, "no, I'd rather not talk school right now nor do I give you two permissions to enter my house, good day and fuck off" before shutting and locking the door.

Aizawa then unlocked the door and said, "I don't need permission" and walked in while All Might was just standing there shocked.

"Damn it Aizawa why the fuck do you have keys to my house!" I shouted.

Aizawa chuckled and said, "Atalanta gave it to me, so now then down to the talk, firstly I'd like to congratulate you on being noticed by the hero Association as an honorary member of the top ten heroes, only people who have done a great service while not having a hero license get that honor normally war vets and the like, this basically means you are the number 1 hero in spirit and benefits, maybe not in title per say but I think if you ask endeavor he'd actually admit that you show the quality of someone who should be number 1. Hitomi and Dageshi would be so proud"

I smiled and said, "And mom would mostly likely be scolding your ass for not being a more diligent teacher and not training me personally, or keeping me from that fight in the first place"

Aizawa smiled and said, "oh I know she would now then secondly, about what Monoma said to you during the training camp…he did have a point"

I nodded and said, "I have a reason now to become a hero, I want to become a hero to show that my past doesn't define me and that even the soldier can become a hero, and my mission will be to stop people from creating child soldiers like me…no my creed will be to stop organization like the dark legion from every creating child soldiers like me"

Aizawa nodded and said, "that's an admirable goal, now then lastly I am sure you got the letter in the mail but we're aiming to have students move into dorms for the remainder of your time at UA we were hoping to get parents approval but since you don't have any we'd like to know if your good with staying in the dorms"

I chuckled and said, "only if I get to somehow get a warp gate installed in my dorm room that allows me to teleport between there and Olympus"

All Might nodded and said, "deal, when school starts back up we'll start assigning dorm rooms and the like"

Aizawa then said, "oh and I also have a present for you outside"

Rushing outside I was in awe at the present. A Harley Davidson motorbike!

I smiled and said, "is this for all the cars I have destroyed"

Aizawa nodded and said, "Athena's already been fully integrated so it's perfect"

I then put on my commlink, and Athena was waiting for me, leaning against the motorbike like a biker girlfriend.

"Thank god your alive 9292" Athena smiled.

I grinned and said, "lets rock and roll!"

Aizawa then threw me a set of keys and I recognized the insignia on the keychain. This bike belonged to my mother.

"You kept it" I said surprised.

Aizawa nodded and said, "it was in your mother's will that when you turned 18 that the bike would be yours however considering everything from the fact you're a skilled driver, and the fact that you destroyed most of your own cars…I think this is the most logical option, plus I kept it because it was my only mode of transportation"

"then why the fuck did you steal my cars!" I shouted.

Aizawa smiled like a damn pedo again and said, "most of the staff make bets on what we can do and they always bet that I can steal your car or enter your house without breaking anything"

I double flipped him off and said, "teacher or not that isn't really cool of you!"

Before Aizawa left I said, "I saw her, you know"

Aizawa looked back at me and said, "what?"

"when I was bleeding out, my soul went to the Elysium and saw Mom and dad" I said trying not to tear up.

Aizawa looked shocked and said, "are you sure"

I nodded and said, "she may not have said anything about you but, she was there along with my father, safe and happy"

Aizawa smiled again and said, "guess Greek Mythology is real"

I chuckled and said, "I guess it is"

Once Aizawa and All Might left I decided to pack some stuff up to get ready for the dorms, including a lot of décor from Greece, my weapons, some racks for blades, and some armor manufacturing equipment just in case if I needed it.

Atalanta looked at me and said, "you sure you have everything?"

I nodded and said, "yes auntie I do"

Snickering I loaded all of my stuff up onto a trailer and connected it to my motorbike and zoomed off to UA ready to move into the dorms.

Pulling up I noticed I was the last one there.

Gabby noticed and said, "well look who decided to show up!"

I smiled taking off my helmet and said, "sorry I'm late, couldn't find mineta to run over on my way here, it's strange normally he's on the street around this time"

Mineta poked his head out from behind Tsu and said, "w-well since you don't have a car I decided to get here at the normal time"

I chuckled and said, "the blade mobile has officially been retired, instead I have decided to go for a motorbike"

I patted my Davidson and said, "of course this bike belonged to my mother, so I won't be driving it as often, I'm having Apollo custom make me one"

Mineta looked like he was about to cry out of fear as Mina walked up and hugged me. I smiled and held her tightly in my arms.

Looking at the dorms I had to admit it was rather well made and judging by the amount of reinforcement and special quirk nullification tech I'm guess the dark legion must have helped out somewhat.

Aizawa then walked out of the dorm room to meet us and said, "given everything that has happened. I'm glad we were able to bring Class 1A back together."

Sero started to pump his fist and said, "So, we all got the go ahead to move on-campus!"

Toru sighed and said, "It took a lot of convincing for my parents."

Jirou chuckled and said, "I was pretty concerned about mine."

Oujiro looked at Jirou and said, "Makes sense. You got the worst of the gas attack."

Kirishima looked at me innocently and said, "what about you Jango, did you have to convince yours?"

"oh shit I forgot to talk to them! I need to head to their graves and beg them to allow me to stay in the dorms" I said dramatically.

Kirishima looked humiliated and said, "sorry…I forgot"

I laughed and said, "hey don't sweat it bro it was an accident"

Tsu looked at Aizawa and said, "we're glad to see the teachers got to come back, too. I was afraid you wouldn't be allowed. The people at the press conference seemed pretty upset with you guys."

Uraraka nodded in agreement.

Aizawa said, "I was surprised as well. But circumstances have changed. I suspect it was easier for administration to let the teachers return instead of revamping the entire faculty. I'll explain how your dorm assignments will work shortly. First, however… we haven't forgotten about the provisional hero licenses you were supposed to get during the training camp."

Sato said, "Oh yeah! That's what we were there for."

Mina chuckled and said, "So much has happened it totally slipped my mind"

Aizawa said, "This is important. Listen well. Kirishima. Yaoyoruzu. Todoroki. Midoriya. Olson. Iida. You six are the ones who broke the rules and went to rescue Bakugou that night."

The air was still, and the atmosphere was one full of dread and nerves.

Tsu said, "Ribbit" nervously.

Aizawa sighed and said, "Based on your reactions, I assume the rest of you were at least aware of their plan. I'm going to set aside a number of issues and just say this. If it weren't for All Might's retirement from the Hero scene, I would expel everyone here, except Bakugou, Jirou, Arkino, and Hagakure. The six of you who went, of course. But also, the remaining 12 who didn't stop them. You betrayed our trust. Even if it was to keep your friends from getting into trouble. In order to regain our confidence, you'll need to obey every rule to the letter, and live as model students. And before you say anything Arkino about Olson working alongside you as backup I don't care, that was after the fact. That's all. Now. Look alive. Enjoy your new home."

Leave it to Aizawa to make things stressful and then try to ease things up.

Everyone groaned and said, "we're supposed to be excited after that speech?"

I grinned and said, "well let me liven the mood a bit!" before kicking Mineta into a wall.

Aizawa then brought us all into the common room and said, "Each student dormitory holds one class. Girls are on the right and boys are on the left. The entire first floor is a common area. That's where you'll find your kitchen, baths and laundry rooms."

Sero whistled and said, "There's even a courtyard!"

Hmmm that could be a good place for some barbecues.

Mina ran around with her hands out reached and said, "So spacious and new!"

Uraraka started to pass out as her poor ass said, "I'm living in a mansion!"

Mineta started to sweat and said, "Doth mine ears deceive me? Our baths…are located in the common space? Is this heaven!"

Aizawa then had an aura of death around him as he said, "They're separated by gender, and you'll behave yourself"

I then looked down at Mineta and said, "or else I will not hesitate to throw you from the top of the roof or worse run you over with my motorbike"

Gabby then grinned evily and said, "or worse we'll have you deal with Bakugou and me!"

Mineta turned pale and said, "yes sir!"

Aizawa then said, "Living quarters start on the next floor. Four boys and four girls on each level. Everyone gets their own room. You should be comfortable. You've got your own AC, toilets, fridges, and closets. since Class 1A is the only one with 22 students on it, we've taken the liberty of turning the very top of the floor into another common room that also has Jango and Gabby's rooms on it, which are a bit bigger than the others, mainly because in Jango's case he has a lot of classified tech that he should be storing, and olson because…well no reason other than I didn't want to give that spare room to anyone else"

I chuckled and said, "guess we'll be the only roommates on our floor"

Gabby giggled and said, "guess so"

"Hold up guys there is something we should discuss" I said before everyone could tour the dorms and unpack their shit.

Deku looked at me and said, "what?"

"Dinner, I know most of you are okay with take out or doing your own thing for dinner, but don't you think as a class we should have some sort of schedule on who makes dinner or something like that?" I asked.

Iida went full class rep and said, "Jango you bring up an excellent point, with this sort of situation Take out is not such a good idea so it would be wise to come up with a dinner schedule and also being untied as a class is a great idea!".

"every day I suggest we spin a wheel to see who makes dinner, Breakfast you're on your own for but whose cooking dinner should be decided in the morning" Gabby said.

I nodded and drew out a wheel with everyone's name on it and Aizawa and take out on it and said, "for tonight I'll start us off considering you guys really seem to enjoy my cooking".

Aizawa looked confused and said, "why is my name on there?"

"I don't know, I just thought you'd like to be included…" I said chuckling.

Aizawa sighed and said, "whatever"

We were then led through the dorms and Deku marveled at the fact we each had Balconies while Kaminari was being dumb and just saying yaaay.

Yamomo marveled at the room and said, "this room is about the same size as my closet at home, but I'll manage"

Gabby chuckled and said, "damn momo no need to flex on us commoners!"

broke-chako passed out again and said, "It's the size of my house!"

Aizawa then said, "these are your dorm assignments, for most of you The Belongings you sent ahead have already been placed in your new rooms, so spend the day unpacking and getting settled. I'll tell you more about your next few lessons tomorrow. For now, get to work."

Knowing it was my turn to cook dinner I decided, why not try some kahlua style pork, I knew how to make it and even make some sides so I went out and got a pig, wrapped it in banana leaf and buried it.

When I got in to my dorm I realized it was around the same size as my room back in Olympus giving me ample storage and with my room being a corner room on the top floor I had a little extra height so I took out the bed frame and brought in a loft bed frame which fit wonderfully and gave me even more space where I put a coffee table, a nice flat screen TV and decorated the walls with Greek wallpaper akin to those found on vases. Smiling I set up a nice Corner L shaped desk with three monitors, my laptop, my printer and even had space to put up some knickknacks and even my beef PC tower I had custom built and hooked them all up properly.

Walking over to my boxes I opened them up to place some handgun racks up and put all my Handguns and Knives up on the wall along with a bulletin board with all the different contracts I have taken and all the villains and organizations they were tied to, strangely enough the Dark Legion and the shie Hassaikai had a lot of contracts on ex-members of both organizations.

I then decided to go all out on the Greek theme and put up a spartan Hoplite shield on the wall along with my sniper rifle while also putting a mannequin with a Greek spartan armor in the back. Stretching out a bit I then tore out the floor and put in Mahogany wood and a couple rugs and throw pillows before tying it all together by putting my weapon and armor creating kit and a teleporter back to Olympus. To truly finish the look, I tore the roof over my bed out and put in a skyline that I could look through to see the night sky. I looked around my room and realized I still had some space, so I rushed out to a local furniture store and bought a whole damn L shaped recliner couch and a proper table and put those in my room as well.

I then noticed I had an extra box lying around, opening it up I realized it was a grape plant with a note from Auntie saying it would tie the room together. Smiling I took it outside and set up a planter on my Balcony where I planted the grape vine. Though I think the best touch was the custom espresso maker I had put in, I loved coffee so much and thought it would be a good addition, it even had a setting to add whiskey and vodka to it!

I finally installed a special projector in the ceiling and said, "Athena, activate hologram projector"

Athena the booted up and the Projector made a holographic image of herself. She looked honestly amazing in her white and gold tunic and long brown hair. I'm glad I spent extra for the fancy detailed hologram Projector.

Athena smirked and said, "I love the new room 9292, and I will be glad to help you out however I can" before shutting off.

Finally done I went out to my balcony and grabbed a Bouzouki I had bought on my way to the dorms this morning and started to play it when I could hear laughter.

When I looked over, I saw it was Monoma laughing at me, "What's this! Class 1A is directly next to us and even more the man who got hurt by that villain gets his own floor, oh woah you Class 1A brats are so egotistical!"

I rolled my eyes, put down my Bouzouki, went inside pulled out my Sniper rifle, and shot a rubber bullet right at his nuts. The bullet bounced off to my surprise.

"Ahahahaha I have learned since last time and now wear a cup!" Monoma laughed.

I then switched on the railgun and blasted another rubber bullet this time breaking the cup and causing him to collapse and went back to playing my Bouzouki singing about the tales of Leonidas and the Odyssey like my mother and father used to when I was young. I found it funny how even though the Legion stole away memories I could have made with my family I still remembered the two years of memories I made with them and even funnier was the fact that Minerva had input so much knowledge into my mind during phase two that I knew how to play almost every instrument every created and how to speak fluent Mycenaean Greek.

Later that night I went down to the common room to see everyone else lounging around the common room, so I went to join them.

With a groan Kirishima finally sat down with us and said, "aaaagh I'm so beat!"

Sero chuckled and said, "You and me both. You done unpacking?"

Kirishima looked at Sero and said, "I think so"

Deku chuckled and said, "Feels good, right?"

Kaminari chuckled and said, "I know we could've died. But it's kind of exciting to be living here!"

Iida started to wave his arms around and shout, "A unified class. It's the perfect way to increase our cooperation and discipline! How smart"

Gabby chuckled as she walked over in some sweatpants and a t-shirt and said, "ease up there Iida its way too late to be acting like that, also Jango didn't you say you were cooking?"

I nodded and said, "I buried a cut up pig a couple hours ago wrapped in banana leaf and with charcoal, we'll be having kalua style pulled pork in a tangy barbeque sauce with homemade French fries"

Kaminari drooled and said, "yum!"

Iida looked at me and said, "is that sanitary?"

I nodded and said, "it's basically an underground oven, I dug it out and heated it up with coal powder and charcoal and all that jazz, it should be ready in about 3 hours"

Mina walked in and giggled saying, "so that's what smells so good!"

I nodded and said, "Polynesian cooking may not be my specialty when it comes to cooking but when it comes to pork or meat in general, I know my methods"

Mina walked up to me and gave me a hug before looking at everyone and saying, "so you all done with your rooms?"

Kaminari nodded and said, "Yup, we're just unwinding now!"

Mina grinned. I knew that grin anywhere that was her I want some TEA grin.

"Mina, you're terrifying me right now, I know that grin and I know nothing good can come from it" I said.

Mina chuckled and said, "well, the girls and I have been talking and…"

Toru jumped in and said, "We have a great idea!"

Mina nodded and said, "Let's go 'round and see who has the coolest room!"

I chuckled and said, "good by the time we've fully explored everyone's room the pork should be done"

We all started with Midoriya's room and Gabby chuckled, "How much do you want to bet he has over 100 All Might figurines?"

I chuckled and said, "I'll take that bet, every bit of pocket change Uraraka has says he has over 1000"

Uraraka stuttered and said, "Please don't take my money!"

Deku screamed and said, "No, Wait, you can't go in there! Please, it's not fit for- - "

It was too late opening the door it was wall to wall All Might figurines and collectibles. Gabby and I rushed inside in order to count them all and found out he had well over 1,000 figures.

Uraraka chuckled and said, "It's All Might everywhere! You're such a fanboy!"

Gabby sighed in defeat and handed me $50. I then looked at Uraraka who cried and handed me 58 cents.

Deku stuttered and said, "well, I admire him…"

Kaminari looked nervous and said, "Does this mean…they're judging our rooms, too?"

Sero looked a little nervous and said, "Probably, could end up a good time."

Next, we went to Tokoyami's room. He was just standing in front of the door trying to block us from entering. Toru and Mina ended up pushing him out of the way and forcing there way in. it was just like I imagined all dark and goth.

"Livin up to the nickname My Chemical Crowmance" I chuckled.

Tokoyami shuttered in shame and said, "You fiends!"

Kirishima then picked up a cross keychain and said, "Oh, man, I had a keychain like this when I was in middle school."

Mina whistled and said, "So this is how boys like to decorate!"

Deku and I both noticed the cool ass sword Tokoyami had and went to investigate it. Picking it up I noticed it had some weight to it, but it was unbalanced. The pommel threw off the whole balance with how over the top it was.

Tokoyami then yelled at us, and we went to check out Aoyama who had…well he had a lot of sparkle in his room way too much sparkle if you ask me.

Aoyama did a pose and said, "Aren't you dazzled?"

"Shiny…" we all muttered.

Aoyama waved his finger and said, "non, non. It's not shiny, it's… Mag…ni…fique"

We all just left, and Toru said, "Exactly what I pictured."

Mina sighed and said, "Honestly, I expected more."

Uraraka bounced and said, "This is turning out to be really fun! The last person on this floor is."

Mineta.

Looking over at the depraved idiot he was waving and trying to beckon the girls in, rolling my eyes I walked in to his room to see it was surprisingly normal, even though there was a pile of Porn near his bed, the limited edition fully naked Mount Lady X Midnight poster on his wall, a limited-edition Midnight picture of her back in here early hero days where her outfit was just a trench coat, a hat, glasses and a utility belt, and figurines of Mount Lady and Midnight. Taking a deep breathe in I walked out, threw a flash bang and gas grenade into his room and held the door till I couldn't hear his screams anymore, and walked away.

Gabby and Mina walked next to me.

Mina looked at me and said, "how bad was it?"

"huge mountain of porn magazines, two x-rated posters, and two figurines, other than that it is surprisingly tame" I said.

Gabby whistled and said, "oh damn that is rather tame"

The moment we got into the elevator I noticed a sincere lack of music. I turned on my phone and started to blast common elevator music much to everyone's amusement.

We all then moved on to the third floor to see Ojiro's rather simple room, the girls were not kind to him.

Toru looked at him and said, 'Did you move anything in at all?"

Mina said, "Please tell me you just haven't unpacked yet."

The look on Ojiro's face said it all, this was all he had.

Ojiro looked at us about to cry and said, "Um, if we're done here, then let's go."

I simply walked up to him and gave him a pity pat on the back.

Iida's room had so many books I thought I was in a library at first.

Iida proudly said, "you'll find nothing on in here"

Uraraka started to laugh at the hundreds of pairs of glasses he had, "You have so many glasses!"

Iida tried to defend himself by saying, "of course I do! I expect them all to be destroyed during training!"

Kaminari's room was just a mashup of anything that could be found ranging from hats to lame bed spread and all kind of random things.

Jirou said, "this is the store in the mall that I'd avoid."

Defeated Kaminari said, "what? It's perfect!"

Koda surprised us all though with how fluffy his room was, hell he even had a pet bunny rabbit!

Uraraka and Mina were just going crazy over how cute the rabbit was.

Kaminari looked at Koda a bit annoyed and said, "Hey, no fair, we don't get pets! You're trying to buy the judges' love!"

We then went back downstairs to relax and get things ready for dinner. I went over to check the pig and was shocked to see I still had an hour and a half till it was fully cooked.

Kaminari groaned and said, "Man, this suck. I feel so judged right now!"

Ojiro sighed and said, "Hey, what a coincidence. I don't feel great. At all."

Tokoyami sighed and said, "Same here."

Mineta then staggered out still dazed from the gas and said, "That's because the boys are the only ones who are getting picked on! They said it was a contest to see who has the coolest dorm room. Well, what about them?! We have to see the girls rooms to tell which one's best! Their interior designs skills should be held to the same standards as ours! Maybe even higher. Show us those dorms! ALSO JANGO YOU BASTARD YOU AND GABBY NEVER SHOWED OFF YOUR ROOMS!"

The pervert had a surprisingly good argument!

Mina grinned and said, "Im into it! Okay, so, like, what're the rules? Are we figuring out who has the best taste in the class, or just the overall coolest?'

Jirou said, "We're doing this!?"

Ojiro chuckled and said, "Uh, this doesn't have to be a contest."

We all went up to the fourth floor and decided to check everyone's room. We wanted to go into Bakugou's but according to kirishima he thought it was lame and turned in for the night.

Mina and Toru ran ahead to kirishima's cheering about.

As soon as we got to Kirishima room, he looked at us and said, "Not that I care. But you might not get what I'm goin' for."

Gabby looked at me and said, "$50 says it's something manly"

"I'm not taking that bet; I know it's going to definitely be that" I chuckled

Gabby scratched her chin and said, "okay $50 says he has gym equipment"

"again, not taking it, don't forget we hang out with them so often that we know their personalities" I said.

As soon as Kirshima opened his doors I will admit…it was exactly how I expected it gym equipment, a clock with muscles on it, and just motivational posters everywhere. Fucking called it!

Kirishima struck a pose and said, "a den of Manliness"

Gabby and I both face palmed and said, "sure yeah, we fucking called it!"

Toru without hesitation ended the man's life by saying, "If I found out my boyfriend had a room that looked like this, I'd dump him"

It seemed to pump up Uraraka who looked at Kirishima and said, "So bold! Makes me wanna work out!"

Kirishima pumped his fist and said, "You get it!"

Next up we went to Shoji's room.

Using his Dupla-arm to speak, Shoji said, "You're not gonna find anything interesting here."

Shockingly there was barely anything in it, and I mean it was barren as hell! Only a desk and a place to sleep!

Mina whistled and said, "UH…. more like nothing at all, dude."

Todoroki looked at Shoji and said, "So, You're a minimalist, huh?"

Shoji merely said, "I've just never understood why someone would wanna fill their room with junk"

Mineta tried to peek underneath the bed and said, "Guys like this always have a super pervy side!"

We then headed to the elevator where Toru said, "All done, let's move on to the fifth floor!"

Mina said, "we'll start with Sero."

Sero started to sweat and said, "Are we seriously doing everyone?"

Gabby smirked and said, "hell yes!"

As we went into Sero's room we were all impressed with just how exotic his room was.

Mina's eyes sparkled as she said, "so exotic!"

Uraraka nodded and said, "it's lovely!"

Jirou looked back at Sero and said, "Sero, I didn't peg you for someone who'd like this stuff!"

Sero smirked and said, "He, he, he. Yup that's me, always the wild card."

Toru pumped her arm up and said, "Let's keep moving!"

Yamomo said, "Next is Todoroki's room, right?"

Todoroki sighed and said, "Let's get this over with. It's late." Before opening the door for us all.

We were all surprised with how Japanese the entire place was, hell the bastard even replaced the floor with mats!

Mina shouted, "so Japanese!"

Kaminari shouted, "it was even built differently!"

Todoroki said, "we've got these kinds of floor mats at my home. They're much more comfortable than hardwood"

Kaminari looked back and said, "this isn't your home!"

Mineta shouted, "How did you remodel this entire room in just one day?"

Todoroki said, "with hard work"

Boy he was hardcore.

Toru chuckled and said, "he'll make such a good pro!"

Sato sighed and said, "pretty boys always have tricks up their sleeves"

Mina chuckled and said, "Okay next! Sato!"

Sato sighed and led us to his room which was lined with all kinds of baking supplies. I will admit something smelled amazing though.

Sato chuckled and said, "Anyways, it's a pretty boring room…"

Kirishima sighed and said, "All of them are after Todoroki's"

Ojiro sniffed the air and said, "Something smells good, though. What is it?"

Sato started to panic and shouted, "Oh, Crap, I forgot about that! I finished unpacking really early. So, I started to bake a chiffon cake. I thought we could all eat it together along with the Kalua Pork Jango has cooking!"

I chuckled checking my watch and said, "well then you started way to early on it because that pork still has maybe another 30 minutes to go"

Sato sighed and said, "I'll make another one then, shouldn't take too long. Though this one hasn't been iced yet, but want some?"

We all walked over to get some, and I will admit, if Sato didn't become a hero, he would make one hell of a baker…or a bouncer at a night club. Either way he had options if being a Hero didn't suit him.

Taking a bite out the cake it felt like my face was about to explode with the amount of flavors coursing through it. The subtle yet soft cake, it was just divine, even without any frosting it was a work of art!

Mineta and Kaminari both shouted, "Wait, The strong guy's an expert baker?!"

Uraraka smiled and said, "its delicious! So fluffy!"

Toru grinned and said, "I could eat it every day!"

Mina chuckled and said, "Forget Sero, this is unexpected! Hell, if my heart didn't already belong to Jango I would date him!"

I raised my eyebrows and gave Sato the death glare and mouthed, "try to take her from me and I will kill you"

Sato's face went pale as he gave me a thumbs up knowing not to go after Mina if he valued his Life.

Gabby started to drool and said, "by the gods this was amazing!"

Yamomo then smiled and said, "I think it's great that you have such a fun hobby, Sato! Would you like to bake something to go with my tea one day?"

Sato started to blush as he said, "Uh. I seriously did not expect this reaction! Mostly I bake as part of the training for my sugar Quirk. Store-bought sweets can get pricey…"

Toru then smiled and said, "just a couple left before we get to the top two!"

Bakugou joined us and said, "what do you mean top two!"

Toru chuckled and said, "Jango and Gabby… out of all of us they're the ones with the most versatile Quirks"

Bakugou shouted, "mine is pretty versatile too you extra!"

I chuckled and said, "yes but the amount of residual damage and area of effect damage can make it quite…dangerous, however my Quirk allows me to turn anything no matter the size, into a blade, so if someone was pinned, I just have to turn the rubble pinning them into a sword"

Gabby chuckled and said, "and I can just lift things up, so mine is equally as versatile"

Bakugou growled and said, "damn Extras" before shutting up.

Mina grinned and said, "since you're with us now Bakguou lets go and see your room!"

Bakugou growled and said, "try it and I'll blow you all up"

I rolled my eyes and threw a Quirk Nullification Dagger at him, "can't kill us now punk, now show us that room!"

Walking into his room I was…well I wasn't impressed, sure there were some heavy metal and rock band posters around the wall but other than that it was pretty much a standard room with shelves with awards and some All Might Merch but it was pretty damn basic. Though I will admit…it was also rather messy especially with the fact that he had torn out the light fixtures and also had a steamer mop through his ceiling but other than that it was something else.

Mina whistled and said, "damn that was…not so good"

Bakugou shouted, "what does that mean Pinkie!"

Mina chuckled and said, "guess you're the weak link in the bakusquad dorms…and here I thought Kirishima was going to be the weak link"

Kirishima chuckled and said, "well at least I'm not as bad as Bakugou"

Toru suddenly screamed, "Jackpot!" before pushing away some sheets to reveal a whole stack of romance novels! There were all kinds! The Notebook, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, Jan Eyre, The fault in our stars. Even ancient love stories like, Pygmalion, Orpheus, Hamlet, Macbeth, heck even a Midsummer Night's Dream!

I smirked and said, "oh now this just got interesting"

Bakugou started to blush and said, "those don't belong to me! Gabby must have left them here!"

Gabby giggled and said, "not this time Bakubabe I can confirm these aren't mine, look it even has your signature!"

We all chuckled and were thrown out by Bakugou who shouted, "call me when dinner is ready then damn it and never come back into my room!"

We then walked to Jiro's room and were absolutely stunned by the number of instruments she had. Heck, it felt like I had just entered some starter band's rock den with the way it was designed.

Kaminari shouted, "whoa, you've got so many instruments!"

Toru smirked happily and said, "it's because Jiro's totally punk rock!"

Uraraka raised her eyebrows and said, "Can you play all these?"

Jiro blushed out of embarrassment and said, "Yeah. At Least a little…"

Kaminari looked at Aoyama and said, "Your room's girlier than this"

Aoyama smirked and said, "Because I've got style"

Should not have said that boys. Jiro then shot her earphone jacks at them and wounded them deeply.

Jiro shouted, "we're done here. Move on"

Trou grinned and jumped up and said, "Next is me!" before leading us to her room.

Looking around, it was really….pink….to say the least.

Toru grinned and said, "what do ya think?"

Ojiro started to blush and said, "A-Ah…"

The boy was falling for this girl faster than a tungsten bomb being dropped from space.

Kaminari chuckled and said, "now this is girly. So Pink…"

Mineta then rushed over and started to sniff Toru's panties like the perv that he is. Does this kid never learn?

Blushing and sniffing heavily Mineta said, "Plus ultra"

Toru growled and started to hit his head saying, "get away from there, Mineta you perv"

I chuckled and took care of it by grabbing him, going out to the balcony and dropping him.

Mina grinned and said, "We can do mine next!"

Mina smiled and said, "Ta-dah! Isn't it super cute?"

I had to admit it was really cool, almost like a hipster's room with all the décor around it. Hell, there was even a bulletin board titled, "my ships" with pictures of everyone in pairs. One of them made me laugh my ass off though, Deku and Bakugou, the two of them hated each other and yet they were shipped together, it was hilarious!

Mina then whispered in my ear, "my door is always unlocked for you Jango if you want to hang out"

I started to blush wildly and said, "we should move on to the next room!"

We all went to Uraraka's room next, and I muttered, "oi Gabby, how much money do you want to bet theres a huge bag of recyclables in the corner she plans to sell"

Gabby tried not to laugh as she said, "not taking that bet, here's a better one, how much money do you want to bet she grows her own food"

I started to snicker and said, "$5 says she has more than ten plants"

We both laughed and Uraraka opened the door for us. It was a basic dorm room with stuff you could find at a salvation army or a goodwill store, and I was right, on her balcony were 20 different plants growing things from tomatoes, to Bananas, tangerines, hell even pomegranates!

Uraraka started to scratch her head and said, "yeah, it's not very interesting, I know"

Gabby sighed in defeat and handed me $5 and said, "I hate you"

Ojiro chuckled and said, "is this, okay? It feels dirty seeing so many girls' rooms up close. This is their private space"

Tokoyami laid down some poetry by saying, "Forbidden Gardens"

Deku said, "Next should be Asui"

Sero looked around and said, "wait, where is Tsu? I haven't seen her"

Uraraka said, "Oh, she wasn't feeling too good. So, she's in her room."

Kaminari nodded and said, "well, we shouldn't bother her. She can show us later when she's feeling better"

Sero chuckled and said, "well the last one before we see Jango, and Gabby's room is Yaoyoruzu"

Yamomo blushed and said, "The thing is…I maybe miscalculated a few things. My room's a little bit more cramped than I intended and maybe not as creative as some of yours"

Jesus Christ it was really cramped because of that huge queen bed in the center! Hell you couldn't even access the balcony because the bed took up most of the space, other than that everything seemed…normal. At least normal for a rich girl.

Kaminari shouted, "That bed is huge! You can't even walk in here!"

Yamomo blushed and said, "It's my furniture from home, so I thought it'd fit I had no idea how small these dorm rooms would end up being"

Uraraka chuckled and said, "I keep forgetting how rich she is" before passing out.

Next up we went to Gabby's room.

Mina grinned and said, "I wonder what kind of room yours is like!"

Gabby chuckled and said, "behold, my Greek inspired Fae room!" before opening the doors.

The walls were painted lavender with a black accent wall behind the headboard of the bed. The walls behind and around the bed were lined with what I could only describe as LED fairy inspired lights and fake ivy vines around it. The room also had a couple bookshelves with some Shakespeare and Ancient Greek books and some miscellaneous items…including a Firby. The Desk she had was made of Mahogany and on top of it were some rather fancy looking cups, including one that looked almost similar to one that would be used in Ancient Greece, along with a jar with some sweets in it. On the wall there was also a collage of hundreds of pictures of everyone in the class all smiling and having fun, all lined by a boarder of fake ivy vines. If I didn't know any better, I'd say she was Greek…or at least a tourist.

With a chuckle I said, "oh damn, I will admit this is very impressive!"

Gabby chuckled and said, "well I was trying to mix in some fantasy and Greek culture into my room, so I hope I did it right"

Uraraka's eyes sparkled as she said, "whoooooaaaaaa it's like being in a fairy tale!"

Deku and Shoji both walked over to the collage and smiled at the pictures.

They then looked at me and with a sigh I led them up to my room and said, "alright ladies explore as much as you like"

As I opened the door and smiled as everyone was in awe of my room.

Mina's eyes sparkled and said, "so exotic!"

Kirishima sighed and said, "well I guess we found someone who has topped Todoroki…"

Sero chuckled and said, "guess we're the two most exotic people here, huh?"

I chuckled and said, "yeah I guess, yours had a more…I'd like to say African vibe whereas mine is strictly Mediterranean"

Mineta gave me a death glare as he saw the huge L shaped Couch and Flat screen TV and said, "you bastard you get the biggest room out of all of us!"

"really went heavy with the Greek elements didn't you Jango?" Uraraka chuckled.

I nodded and said, "well…considering I have never been to Greece since we left there back when I was 6, I decided to bring home to me"

Kaminari looked at the bed and said, "no fair why do you get a loft bed!"

I laughed and said, "because I ordered one and decided since I have the extra room, I might as well!"

Gabby looked at me and said, "damn…have to admit I feel rather intimidated by this with the way my room is"

I smiled and said "it's okay gabs yours is a Greek wannabe room whereas mine is authentic Greek"

Mina climbed into the bed and said, "holy shit this is so warm!"

I smirked and said, "I put a heated blanket in there"

Uraraka then looked at the vines I had growing and said, "oooh Grapes we can easily make wine now!"

I nodded and said, "finally someone who is speaking my language!"

Deku looked at my racks and said, "you have a surprising number of blades and guns Jango"

I looked at him and said, "well my name is Deimos Bladesman"

Jiro then pointed at my Bouzouki and said, "I have never seen a guitar like that"

I smiled and said, "that isn't exactly a guitar, that's called a Bouzouki, a Greek guitar basically"

Jior raised her eyebrow and said, "do you know how to play it!"

I nodded and started to play it strumming a little bit.

Mina grinned and said, "that's my boyfriend for you, Mr. Worldwide"

I smiled and said, "I guess you could say that"

Todoroki then pointed at the Bulletin board and said, "you have contingency plans to put us down?"

I started to sweat a little nervously as everyone turned and looked at me nervously and said, "in the event that you guys went rogue or were mind controlled I would use these contingency plans to neutralize you if needed"

Sato raised his eyebrow and said, "you plan to use a Hypoglycemic drug to force my Quirk not to work!"

I nodded and said, "kill the sugar intake and your quirk is practically Useless"

Kaminari shuttered and said, "damn you really thought of everything, I mean look at Bakugou! Force him into a sub-zero environment where he cant produce sweat, and then inject him with a form of Nitro oxide to prevent him from producing sweat…that's messed up!"

Toru saw hers and said, "sonic pulse weaponry…make sense"

Mineta saw that he wasn't on the board and said, "wait why am I not here?"

"Because you aren't a threat big enough for a spot on the board, all I have to do is be serious about killing you" I said looking down on him.

Todoroki looked at me and said, "I notice there is a lack of a contingency plan for you…why is that?"

I then pointed to a detonator that was in a glass box on my desk, "that glass is made of Trisaldorite, a mineral that the Dark Legion found on a top-secret mission to Jupiter, its tougher than anything I have in my arsenal and more importantly it is one of the few things that is quirk resistant"

I then stabbed myself with a Quirk blade that had Shigaraki's name on it and tried to decay it, nothing happened.

I then said, "its only weakness is a weapon made of Trisaldorite"

I then held out a small hammer and handed it to Deku, "that detonator is linked up to a bomb that was placed in my neck and heart during my time in the Legion, it was to deter people from trying to escape or rise up against the program, it's the last of its kind, all you have to do is input my number, 9292, into the dial on the side of the detonator and click the button, the blast will kill me instantly, should I go rouge I hope you guys do me the favor…and put me out of my Misery"

Todoroki nodded and said, "you have our word we will"

Gabby shuttered and said, "how long till the pork is done I'm starting to get hungry?"

I looked at my watch and said, "actually it should be done right now, let's all head down there and check it out!"

We all rushed down and everyone sat around the tables as I dug up the pig and cut it all up. It turned out perfect, not too raw, not too burnt, just perfect and I see adding Hickory wood and some Barbeque sauce before burying it had worked just as intended, the meat now had the sweet and tangy honey barbeque sauce as a second layer of skin almost and the sauce had seeped through to the meat. Though it needed the secret ingredient mom always used to put on it when I was very young. Rushing over to the pantry I found the bottle with mom's sigil on it, the anime witch holding a up a middle finger and seasoned the meat to perfection.

Sato then exited the elevator and said, "I baked another Chiffon Cake for us all to eat, Jango would you do the honors of cutting it up?"

I nodded and unholstered one of my knives and with lightning-fast speed I sliced it all up for everyone to equally have a piece.

Athena even looked at me with a hateful expression and said, "did you really have to include smell receptors into my coding?'

I chuckled and said, "yes, in case of smoke or carbon monoxide"

Athena then slapped me and said, "yeah but now I can smell all the delicious food you are cooking up and I can't have any damn it!"

I started to laugh hysterically at Athena's dilemma. That's when I noticed Tsu wasn't with us still. I didn't it was fair to have this food without her, so I went to her room to see it was empty. Looking out the window I saw her talking to Deku, Kirishima, Iida, Todoroki, and Yamomo. Taking the elevator down to see them I noticed tsu was crying.

I overheard a little bit of what Tsu was saying something about not being a good friend. I guess she felt like she was responsible for what happened.

I decided to keep my mouth shut till everyone else left to go and eat.

"Tsu…even the greatest warriors sometimes through logic and reason out the door…you did everything you could to stop them, and it was quite admirable I must say, don't go beating yourself up over it" I smiled

Tsu wiped away her tears and said, "am…am I still worthy to eat the meal you prepared…or will I have to get something else?"

I smiled softly and said, "you are one of the kindest and levelheaded one here, of course you can eat with us, I'll fix you up a plate"

Tsu smiled and said, "thank you"

Cutting up and giving pieces of the kalua pork to everyone along with some well-made fries and also a slice of the chiffon cake put everyone in a good mood and soon we had a knock at the door. opening it up I nearly spat out my drink as it was Aizawa and Mic.

"hey, hey, hey crazy kids we were in the neighborhood when Aizawa rushed over here in a hurry" Mic chuckled.

"Jango, did you prepare your mother's Kalua style Pork dish!" Aizawa looked at me with wide eyes

I smiled and said, "Mom made that for you too, huh?"

Aizawa chuckled and said, "Your mother made it for me when I got my provisional hero license…"

I smugly said, "damn Aizawa actually showing up, well I think we have some butt left over if your interested"

Aizawa chuckled and said, "the butt always has the riches meat"

I laughed and said, "come right in then and enjoy!"

Throughout the night we laughed, ate food and just celebrated moving into the dorm.

Mina then had us all vote on who's dorm was the best and had us all put our votes in before saying, "All Right, everybody. Remember, you can't pick yourself, guys" before dumping out our votes and counting them up.

With a grin on her face Mina said, "And now, without further ado, here are the results of the first Best Room Competition, minus Tsu. Drumroll please!"

I pulled out a pair of batons and started to hit Mineta's head almost like a drum.

Mina smirked and said, "with a total of seven votes the overwhelming winner of this totally awesome contest is…Rikido Sato!"

Sato was beyond surprised at this outcome.

Mina then said, "by the way, All the girls and Jango voted for you. Because…that cake was delicious! I want some more."

Sato shouted, "That's why!" before Mineta and Kaminari descended on him punching him for winning and cheating by buying the judges with cake.

Before we went to bed however Tsu pulled me aside and said, "Jango…I wanted to let you know I watched your entire fight and cried…I thought I had lost another friend"

I gave her a warm smile and said, "Tsu there is no rest for the wicked, only when Zeus smites me himself will I actually die"

Tsu chuckled and hugged me saying, "I look forward to working with you more"

I gave her a head pat and said, "same here, Froppy"