Godzilla And Rodan Do Something Stupid
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I thought of BS. Godzilla and Rodan doing something stupid. Yeah, that's progress.
1 pleasant day on Monster Island, Godzilla and Rodan were chilling with each other; wondering what to do for the giant reptiles decided not to go rash or do anything remotely crazy. Of course given the fact that they were both known to be quite destructive so of course this was eventually going to led to a stupendously stupefied event of stupidity.
"What do you want to do?" Godzilla asked, wagging his large tail for he sneezed and accidentally fired off his radioactive breath that set several trees nearby on fire.
Rodan rubbed his chin with his left hand, then he turned his head to the left, facing Godzilla. "Wanna do something stupid?"
Godzilla's eyes lit up. "Do I? Let's act like idiots!"
And so Godzilla and Rodan decided to blast the island with their atomic breathes. Why? Because they were giant, mutated reptiles, they can do what they want. Then after several minutes that seemed like hours, the prehistoric reptilian duo stopped, having blasted everything on the island to bits, making it completely brown.
"Man; this place looks even uglier than before," Godzilla commented, folding his arms.
Rodan rubbed the back of his head with his right wing. He turned to his right, facing Godzilla. "Wanna do something stupider?"
Godzilla clapped his hands in glee. "Do I? Let's go raid some of the girls' panties!"
Godzilla and Rodan giggled like young schoolgirls as they headed towards the nearby island to the east, where they planned on raiding the female monsters' panties.
...Why would monsters have any underwear is beyond the physics of logic. But that doesn't matter, Godzilla and Rodan are having fun!
"Expecting something else?" Rodan stated, ending the thing on a cliffhanger. "Too Bad. Rodan Time."