Hello, future me here! I figured I should put a list of stuff that might be in this book here, just so you know what you're getting into.

(edit: someone was confused, so I'll clarify: this is a warning for the ENTIRE book, not for this chapter. That would be one heck of a chapter if it had all these warnings though haha)

This will contain:

-Swearing

-Violence and gore (I'll put a warning if it's heavy)

- dark themes/jokes (I mean, this is FNaF)

- suggestive themes and jokes ;)))

These next things will have trigger warnings at the beginning of the chapter, so if you need to skip then that's totally fine.

- abuse (mainly William being a great parent)

- some alcohol and cigarette usage (maybe mentions of drugs, don't do 'em kiddos)

- suicide mentions

- references to mental illness

And of course,

- some cringe in earlier chapters lol (I promise my writing gets better, you just have to wait a bit.)

If there is anything more specific, I will put it in a trigger warning at the beginning of the chapter. And don't worry, despite all that I'm going to try and make this as happy as I can while still keeping true to the original canon.

Otherwise, please enjoy the rest of this book!

Chapter 2

Edgy Bonnie!

"Eeeeeeeeeee!" Chica yelled. The young girl was squealing as she ran around the party room, throwing balloons and streamers at random. Bonnie yawned and stretched out his arms. He groaned as he heard the ring of Chica's high-pitched voice.

While the other animatronics had slowly grown out of their kiddish voices during the dreaded robot-ghost puberty, Chica's voice had stayed relatively the same.

WHYYY does she have to be so loud at 6:30 in the morning?! Bonnie wondered angrily. He stopped and took a deep breath. Even before he'd become a robot, he'd always had anger issues, getting into fights at school and sassing his teachers. He took another breath. One...two...three...four. He counted his breaths.

He felt calm spread down to the tips of his fingers as he strolled calmly out the door.

"Oops!" Mangle yelped as she crashed into Bonnie. Bonnie's fur fluffed up instinctively and he hastily flattened it. The one-eyed fox-girl leaned down and picked up her lipstick that she'd dropped. Like Freddy, Mangle had an old-timey sense of fashion. She was wearing a poofy white-and-pink dress with suspenders and lots of lace that went well with her bright white shaggy hair and one yellow eye. Paired with bright red lipstick and blush and a hot pink bucket hat, Mangle looked sensational.

"Sorry, Bonnie dear. I didn't see ya there," Mangle barked.

"S'okay. Just...watch where you're going." Bonnie muttered. Mangle raised one eyebrow.

"Is something up? You don't have to lie, darling, I'll listen." Mangle said in her usual silky drawl. Bonnie shifted his weight from foot to foot. He didn't really want to explain it again, so he just brushed her aside.

"I'm fine," he told her, and went to confront Chica, who was currently singing Walking with the Ghost and dancing seductively with a broom. But just as Bonnie was about to confront Chica about her practicing her terrible singing skills at 6:30 in the morning, Foxy beat him to it.

"Oi! What be you doing, lass, at 6:30 in the morning?! You scurvy sea bird?!" Foxy yelled at Chica, who seemed oblivious to Mangle, Bonnie, Foxy, and now even Freddy glaring at her evilly.

"No matter which way you go! No matter which way you stay! You're out of my mind, out of my mind. Out of my mind, out of my mind. I was walking with the ghost! I said please, please don't insist! I was-" Mangle leaned up to Chica and slapped her hand across her mouth.

"No more. Please." She told Chica. The smaller girl glared at the fox-ghost, her cheeks flaming.

"I told you not to insist!" She yelled at her.

Bonnie fought the urge to laugh at his friend's stupid joke.

"What Maggie means is, why are you so bright and chipper this morning?" Freddy asked Chica. She grinned.

"Well, let's just say that a certain night guard is coming here today!" Chica didn't even try to disguise the glee in her voice. Freddy groaned.

"Please don't tell me you're making the place look good for Ruby" he muttered.

"I'm making the place look good for Ruby." Chica finished with a twinge of sass in her reply. Mangle laughed.

"Well, I suppose things are going to get real steamy when you're, y'know, trying to rip her throat out tonight," Mangle said sarcastically. Chica rolled her eyes.

"Please, spare me. Can't a girl dream?" She pleaded. Foxy looked like he wanted to object, but Bonnie laughed.

"Let the girl have her fantasies. In the meantime though, we should be getting ready. What songs are we playing?" Bonnie asked. Freddy walked over to a table and took out his notepad that he always kept with him.

"Well, I was thinking Wannabe by Spice Girls and then maybe Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Hastly," Freddy suggested. Bonnie nodded.

"Sounds good. Let's do it!"

The five teens shifted into their animatronic bodies and took their places, ready for a day of work.

•••

The door jingled and a tall, dark-haired young woman walked in. Chica noticed Foxy staring at something and she followed his gaze to the girl. She walked over to him and punched him hard in the shoulder.

"Uh, rude much?! What if she's watching?" She yelled. Foxy shook himself.

"Sorry, lass. It's just, well...female! Pretty woman!"

Chica just rolled her eyes and walked away. When it came to cute girls, Foxy was a hopeless romantic. Chica was as well but at least she had the decency to not stare.

Freddy noticed her and walked over to Chica. He handed her a drink of fruit punch, a favourite of hers, which she took and drank awkwardly.

"So, I see he's seen Ruby." Freddy said casually. Chica spat out her punch.

"That's Ruby? As in, the Ruby who's our night guard tonight? Bro, she's gonna be so easy to kill!" Chica sputtered. She wasn't one to judge people by fist glance, but come on! She was dressed in reds and pinks like it was Valentine's Day! How could she, of all people, be a match for six well-trained lethal robot killers?

Freddy shrugged and walked onstage where Bonnie was to speak into the microphone.

"This next song is called 'Wannabe.' It's by the Spice Girls." Freddy said from onstage. Chica squealed, she loved this song. It would be funny hearing Freddy sing a song that was so sassy and girly. Chica ran onstage as fast as she could and sat down at the drums, her favourite instrument. She stomped on the kickstand.

One, two, three, four!

"So tell me what you want, what you really really want!" Freddy sang. He leaned over to Foxy and threw the microphone to him. Foxy caught it in surprise.

"I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!" He sang, his accent somehow making the lyrics sound even better. He even shook his hips a little and threw in some extremely cringey Fort Nite dances because hey, why not. The little kids at the pizzeria clapped and cheered happily, loving the song and the dancing.

Foxy tossed it to Bonnie next, who almost dropped it. Chica was surprised that he'd chosen Bonnie. Bonnie never sang, and he was kind of shy, though he'd never admit it to anyone. But, to Chica's surprise, Bonnie put his awesome guitar down and picked the microphone up.

"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna," Bonnie sang. Even though it was the same two words the whole song, his voice sounded great. Then the microphone was being thrown her way. Chica grabbed it despite her clumsy bird hands (bird hands, that sounds... terrifying.)

"I really really really wanna zigazig ah!" She sang with a little twirl. She tossed the microphone back to Freddy and he continued the song.

As Chica beat the drums, she had the oddest sensation that she was being watched. She scanned the room for potential watchers, and saw none other than Ruby Roxanne watching her with her hazel-brown eyes sparkling. Ruby caught Chica looking back at her and she winked cheekily.

Chica blushed happily. Yep, this day was gonna be totes awesome!

•••

That night...

"Kay, so that's the plan. And I expect everyone to stick to the plan, you got it?" Freddy asked the group menacingly. Everyone nodded, and they waited in their positions for Ruby.

It didn't take long before they heard the snapping of gum being popped. Bonnie tilted his head to the side. He'd expected Ruby to be more of a soft little girl than the kind of girl who snapped gum, but that was fine, bubble gum couldn't save her from his sharp, dangerous teeth.

The clock struck midnight and Bonnie shifted into robot form. Almost immediately, a voice urged in his head, Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. He let out a low and menacing snarl and started to make his way down the hallway, slowly as he could so he could savour the rare moment before a kill.

He could see Freddy humming to himself as he skipped down the hallway. Most night guards found Freddy's hums to be terrifying, but to Bonnie's surprise, he heard Ruby yell,

"Put a sock in it, ya overweight teddy bear! And you too, ya soft bunny rabbit!" Ruby's choice of words were insulting but her tone was surprisingly affectionate. Almost like…

She was teasing them.

The realization hit him cold and hard. She wasn't scared. She thought she'd survive the night with ease. His senses heightened and he could feel power surge through his wires. He let out a small roar, and he was about to spring on Little Miss Sass, Ruby, and show her the amount of damage a soft bunny rabbit could inflict on her, when Foxy started to run down the hall towards Ruby's door at his absolute top full speed.

Bonnie growled. He wasn't about to let Foxy get away with another kill this time. Bonnie picked up the pace and ran down the hall, adrenaline boosting his speed. He caught up to Foxy with ease. He was about to beat him when…

"Freeze, animals!"

Ruby was holding a gun at them. A glock, to be more specific.

It was hard to wrap his head around. Then he realized Foxy was about to do his signature move of swinging through the door, before proceeding to rip his enemy into shreds.

Bonnie barely had enough time to yell, "Look out!" Before Ruby pulled the trigger and fired.

"Ack!" Foxy yelped. The fox barely dodged the bullet that came speeding into the wall behind him. Ruby loaded another few bullets and turned the gun to her desk.

"I'd advise you to get out from the vents, Mister Balloon Boy. And step out of the shadows, Freddy the Teddy and Miss Chicken. And Spider-Fox-stop hovering about me or I'll blow your animatronic guts out."

Mangle yelped and fell off the ceiling with a loud crash. She landed on the floor, looking sheepish.

The six animatronics stepped out of their hiding places and we're now staring at Ruby in shock. Who was this girl, who wasn't afraid to threaten trained killers? Ruby tucked her gun in her pocket and checked her watch.

"Oh look, it's 6am already. I hate to leave, but duty calls. It's been lovely trying to murder y'all!" She blew Chica a kiss and winked at her.

"Call me," she whispered, and she was gone. Chica looked like she was about to die from happiness, or cheek redness. But Freddy and Bonnie seemed to be thinking the same thing, for they said it at the exact same time.

"What just happened?!"

•••

Bonnie was sitting in his usual hallway. He'd shifted back into human form a while ago, and now he was just thinking. About anything, really. Mostly about Ruby Roxanne. He still found it so incredibly bizarre how she'd managed to terrify Foxy, seduce Chica, and confuse everyone else, all in the span of six hours that felt like six seconds.

Freddy seemed to notice him and he settled down beside him. Bonnie turned to face him.

"You just can't help but keep me company, eh?" He laughed. Freddy laughed as well.

"Yeah, I guess not."

The two ghosts sat in silence for a moment, then Freddy broke it by saying,

"That was weird, wasn't it."

Bonnie snorted.

"Tell me about it. And now both Chica and Foxy are going all ga-ga for Little Miss Spitfire." He said. Freddy looked at the ground, seeming sad.

"And you," he muttered. Bonnie shook his head, rolling his eyes.

"Nah, I don't like girls. There's only one person who captures my thoughts," Bonnie said. He noticed how close he and Freddy were. Bonnie couldn't believe he was about to say this, but he had to. The moment was too perfect.

"And that person is...you."

Bonnie waited nervously for Freddy's reply. He wasn't sure if he felt the same way Bonnie felt about him. But luckily Bonnie's prayers and dreams were about to be answered, for all of a sudden, Freddy was leaning towards Bonnie, and their lips met. Bonnie let a small sigh surpass his lips.

"Finally," he murmured, and wrapped his arms around Freddy's waist, bringing him closer. Freddy did the same as they embraced.

At that moment, Chica and Mangle walked in on the two, talking about songs they liked or whatever. Mangle stepped back when she saw the couple.

"Jeez you two, get a room." She muttered. Chica tilted her head to the side, making a loud cooing sound.

"I think it's cute, I totally ship them! Let's give them some privacy."

"Gladly," Mangle muttered. The two girls walked out, shutting the door behind them.

Bonnie drew out of the kiss for air.

"That was….wow. We should do that again." Bonnie said, kind of dizzy. His ears were off-kilter and bent in different directions. Freddy looked very flustered as he tucked his brown shirt back into his jeans.

"Right. Yes. Again. We are definitely doing that again." Bonnie smiled at his (boy?) friend. Wait. What were they? Certainly not dating.

"We're not... you're not...do you like me?" Bonnie asked timidly. There was a moment of silence before Freddy burst into aching laughter. Bonnie just watched in confusion from the side. When Freddy was done, he sighed.

"No, Bonnie, I don't like you. In fact, we are mortal enemies. That is why I kissed you." Freddy said sarcastically. "Of course I like you, you dummy! And...I'd love to call you my boyfriend. If that's okay with you?"

Bonnie blinked his chartreuse eyes. Once. Twice. Was this really happening?

"A-are you sure? I mean...I'm not always the easiest to get along with. I can be rude, and push people away, and..." Bonnie stammered, still a little in shock. Freddy smiled softly at him.

"I don't care. Because under all that rough shell, you are the same amazing person I've known and loved since kindergarten. So...what do you say?"

Bonnie's eyes welled up slightly. He really means it. Oh my God.

"O-of course I will! I...I love you, Freddy." Bonnie murmured, curling up into a ball. Freddy beamed and sat closer, putting his arm around him. They stayed like that for a long while, letting thoughts roll through their minds like crashing waves on the beach shore. When they were done, Bonnie stood up, helping his BOYFRIEND up as well.

"Well, it's certainly been fun, but I should really get going to bed. See you tomorrow, Freddles!" Bonnie said, giving Freddy a quick kiss on the cheek.

"Bye, Bon Bon," Freddy called after Bonnie, who was walking away down the left hallway. Bonnie tilted his head to one side.

"Is this some kind of weird goodbye ritual we've started?"

"No, but it could be, Bon Bon dear,"

"Eughh. Stop calling me that. Goodnight!"

"Goodnight!"

"How come he gets to call you Bon Bon?!" Chica whined from the right hallway. Bonnie normally would have yelled at her to just shut up and go to sleep, but he was in such a good mood, nothing could spoil it now.

Nothing.