Magic must defeat Magi- NOT!
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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
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OW!
Cried out Jade as Jackie plucked out the thorns from her naked body in their hotel room-
OW!
Jackie wasn't really sure what to do here-
OW!
Until the lava cooled, there was no way to get to the remains of the pyramid-
OW!
So they were just going to have to wait here in one of the few remaining towns until then...
OW!
Of course that raised the question of what to do with the kids until then...
OW!
Couldn't send them back, all flights were suspended indefinitely...
OW!
Couldn't leave them in the room alone, it was a nice hotel and he didn't want it wrecked...
OW!
Then he saw the newspaper...
OW!
...later...
"Look all I want to know is what the Mexican word for TACO is!" Said Cave flatly to the taco Vendor.
"Taco."
"Yes, taco. What is the Mexican word for taco?"
"Taco."
"Yes, what is the word for that?"
"Taco."
"Exactly, what is the word?"
"Taco."
"Yes, that's the word I mean."
"Taco."
"Yes, what is the word?"
"Taco."
"Yes, I want to know what the word for that is."
"Taco."
"Yes, again. What is the word for that?"
"Taco."
"Yes, AGAIN. That is the word I want to know."
"Taco."
Yes, taco. What is the word for Taco?"
"Taco."
"Yes, that is the word I want to know."
"Taco."
"Yes, 'Taco'. Which is still the word I want to know."
"Taco."
"Yes, what is the word for taco?"
"Taco."
"Yes, AGAIN. You are AGAIN saying the word I want to know."
"Taco."
"Yes, again. What is the word?"
"Taco."
Once again, Yes. What is that word for that?"
"Taco."
Yes, AGAIN. AGAIN, I want to know that word!
"Taco."
"Is there an echo here? Yes, what is the word!?"
"Taco."
"YES! TACO! WHAT IS THE WORD FOR TACO!?"
"Taco."
"YES! TACO! WHAT IS THE MEXICAN WORD FOR TACO!?"
"Taco."
"I am calling your supervisor unless you tell me what taco is!"
"Taco."
Jade and everyone in the line behind him groaned... "He's been having this conversation for five hours!" Moaned Jade in disbelief.
A bored looking Jackie thoughtfully looked at this watch, "...It's only been eleven minutes..." he said in apathetic resignation, although he'd agree with Jade that it certainly FELT like that long...
All the refugees gathered in this town were having a festival to get their mind off their trouble, Jackie brought the kids into town to enjoy until he could figure out his next move...then he sees a poster...
...Later...
"No, Jackie is the greatest!" Insists Jade.
"No, El Toro Fuerte is the greatest!" Snaps Back Paco.
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
EL HELLBOY IS THE GREATEST!
Both kids turned to the suddenly appearing Cave confused.
"Who?", they asked confused.
Cave smiled, "Why the great El Hellboy of course!"
They both looked at him blankly...
"Took down Sway the Spider god in a stilt wrestling match?" Elaborated Cave.
"A WHAT match?"" Asked Jade as he looked to Paco for clarification, but he just shrugged. Equally baffled.
"Took down the Mountain in less then three minutes?"
"The who?" Asked Paco.
"Defended his championship title thirteen times in a row in a single night with TWO broken legs?"
"Okay, now I KNOW your making this up." Said Jade skeptically while Paco nodded behind her.
Cave narrowed his eyes, "Oh, you think so? Okay, there's a wrestling match tonight. You bring your guys, I bring mine and we'll see who's the greatest." He then storms off indignant, fist in the air.
"Yeah, you do that." Said Jade as she rolled her eyes. She then turns back to Paco, "Right... so where were we?"
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
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After seeing the poster, he thought that the emblem on El Toro's mask looked familiar, but now he was sure! It was the ox talisman!
He'd tried to get it through other means, but El Toro had proven stubborn...
Now- thanks mostly to Jade's meddling -Jackie found himself dressed up as a wrestler and about to fight El Toro!
Ha! Now you'll see Jackie is the greatest!" Bragged Jade near the ring.
"Uh, wait...shouldn't we wait for Cave?" Asked Paco confused. While he felt he was nuts...he did want to be fair at least.
Jade snorts, "Forget it, who knows what that nut job was even talking about anyway?"
"HERE'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
Everyone looked above the stage and saw Cave, "Behold the power of science!" Shouts Cave as he rips out the entrails of a mechanical goat with a sacrificial blowtorch.
He then has a bunch of mechanical drones go around and fiddle with the lights...forming a large red pentagram across the stage...
"This couldn't have LESS to do with SCIENCE!" Shouts Jade annoyed!
Not now jade, I need to type in the command code!" Said Cave as he did just that...
01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101111 01110101 01100100 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01111001 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01101001 01110000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000010 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110010 01101110 00101110 00100000 01001101 01100001 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100001 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01101101 01100101 00101110
BOOM!
Hellboy blinked.
"What the..."
He was in a ring, wearing a vaguely familiar Wrestler get-up with two other dudes?
more importantly he was most certainly NOT in hell...
Or dead...
"Okay, which of you morons brought me back to life!?" He shouted annoyed!
Everyone pointed to Cave who was running toward him.
"Hello Mr. El Hellboy! May I have your autograph!?"
Hellboy cursed, "Dang it kid! there's a reason I never tried to get myself resurrected! As long as was dead, the world was safe! In hell there was no chance that-
BOOM!
The force of the dimensional ripple tears off the roof...the sky becomes ablazed...
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The new guy looks confused as he and the rest of the dark hand walk toward the town. "Dang, are things always this easy for you guys?" He asked impressed.
Finn chuckles, "If ONLY, my friend you had the VERY rare treat of seeing 'lightning strike TWICE'. Needless to say, I think it be best to expect the difficulty curve to go up from now o-
clack
A blood splattered and smoking Ox talisman falls to the ground before them...
BOOM!
A giant seven headed serpent-like...'thing' begins to breathe fire on the town...setting it ablaze...and turning the surrounding area into frogs?
The Black hand just gape at this...Finn slowly- perhaps worrying that he'll catch the great beasts gaze -reaches down and picks up the talisman...
"Riiiiiight...all in favor of NOT pushing our luck, assume this rock is legit and get the hell out of here?" Asked Ratso, his knees knocking so loud you could hear it in Seattle...
"AYE!" Shouts the Dark Hand as they as one turned invoked the fabled 'Brave Sir Robbin maneuver'...and didn't stop running until they were safely out of Mexico and under the safety of their beds...
...III...
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