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Uninvited

Chapter 10 – Romance and Tombstones.

No one's POV

Their first fight, as a couple, being past them, the girls engaged in their first bought of makeup sex. Tori, knowing that she hurt Jade by belittling something she considered important, had decided to really make it up to her. She pushed Jade up against the wall of the shower and continued to kiss her furiously.

After a few moments of passionate kisses, Jade pulled back and smirked. "My, someone's being aggressive"

Tori looked at Jade intensely for a moment, then dropped to her knees. No sooner as she got in that position, grabbed Jade's ass and buried her face right in the Goth's crotch.

Jade couldn't help but lean back and let the warm water cascade over her as Tori ran her tongue across her clit.

Jade opened her mouth to speak, but could only moan in response.

Eagerly, Tori attacked Jade's pussy with her tongue and within moments, Jade felt like she was well on her way to yet another orgasm. That in combination with the water and steam only seemed to enhance the intimacy of the experience.

In fact, Jade has this crazy thought of this shower being a baptism of sorts. A baptism of a new way of life, a new girlfriend.

But the thought quickly passed as the orgasm came rather quickly.

No sooner had that passed, then Tori had grabbed the soap and slowly and gently started to wash Jade. Tori took her time in gently and slowly lathering up Jade's body, kissing various parts of it as she went along.

"I kind of like this. I think I could get used to this."

Tori looked up in response and smiled. "You will."

Once Tori had finished lathering up Jade, she moved Jade under the water and rinsed her off.

"Come on Vega, hand over the soap. My Turn."

Just as soon as Jade started, she could hear the toilet flush. Suspecting what would happen next, Jade pulled Tori out of the stream of water. No sooner as she had done so, the water turned briefly hot.

"TRINA!" Tori screamed, as she poked her head out from behind the shower curtain.

With a rather insincere looking of surprise, Trina turned to Tori. "Oh my, I hadn't realized you were in there."

"Bullshit Trina!"

Trina chuckled and moved toward the door. She quickly stopped and in a mocking voice said. "Oh Tori, how did your PLAN go!"

"What plan!"

"You know, that plan for you to seduce Jade. God how pathetic."

"You knew!"

"Of course I did. I was looking for top to borrow and found that ridiculous journal you wrote everything up in. It was good for a laugh. I thought briefly of telling Jade, but I thought it would be more fun to see you fail. God I look forward to her humiliating you on Monday. I haven't been around, but I can only assume….."

Trina, who was in the middle of gloating over Tori's failure when a pale hand shot out from behind the curtain grabbing her arm. A moment, the head of a very angry looking Jade popped out from behind the curtain. Not expecting this sudden development, Trina suddenly turned white and screamed.

"FOR THE RECORD DUMBASS, TORI DIDN'T FAIL AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S GOING TO GET HUMILATED IS YOU, ESPECIALLY IF YOU BREATH A WORD TO THIS TO ANYONE BEFORE WE DECIDE TO TELL ANYONE, UNDERSTAND!"

Trina, now beginning to tremble in terror, quickly nodded.

"And one more thing." Jade growled. "Hand's off Tori's stuff, and that goes TRIPLE for all those clothes of hers, you like to borrow, ruin or never bother to return. If you touch her stuff again, I'll DO things to you and or your reputation! Do you understand that?"

Trina who now looked like she was going to cry, nodded once again.

"and if you ever flush the toilet on me and Tori again, I will end you! NOW GET OUT!"

Jade then released Trina, who quickly fled the bathroom slamming the door shut behind her. Jade then pulled Tori into her arms under the water and smiled. "Now where were we?"

"Thank you Jade. You didn't have to stop her from borrowing my clothes. It's not that bad."

"Vega! I'll be honest, I did it mostly for me. Because when she does, you whine about it and I can't stand the sound of you whining. So, I decided for my own sanity and your happiness, to eliminate the cause of said whining. It's either that or I eliminate you. You ok with that."

While Tori really had gotten used to it, she was glad to have it all stopped. "Ok."

Jade moved into kiss her lover. "Now where were we."

A short time later, after their lovemaking and shower were completed, the pair got out of the shower, dried themselves off and headed back into Tori's room. As they walked in, Tori spotted a pile of clothes on the floor. Looking rather surprised, Tori walked over and picked up a pink and purple top from the pile.

"I forgot I even had this one. Trina must have borrowed that 4 years ago."

Jade quickly smirked in Triumph. "I guess your sister decided to return all your stolen clothes. She better have. You can inventory that later. Come on let's get dressed and out of here."

The pair, got dressed, hair dried and make up put on relatively quickly, save for a couple quips from Jade about Tori being a slowpoke. Tori really wasn't being all that slow, Jade just felt like doing it.

At about 11:30 am the pair got in Jade's car and set off.

"Ok, Jade we are going burial plot shopping. Or its it burial plot looking, do you shop for burial plots, like a dishwasher or something? I'm sorry I've never done this before?"

Jade quickly rolled her eyes. "It really doesn't matter."

"Where are we going?"

"Havenwood Cemetery."

"Where's that?"

"It's in Century city, just a little West of Nakatomi Plaza."

"Why there? Anything special about it?"

Jade suddenly became more excited. "It's one of the older cemeteries in Los Angeles so we'll have lots of older spooky graves nearby. It's near the mountains, so it's a bit scenic and there are lots of trees."

"Trees?"

"Shade. I don't want my grave to be in the sun all day. Bad for may beautiful, pale complexion. You do think my pale complexion is beautiful, isn't it?"

Tori paused for a moment, appearing to think. After several seconds, Tori shrugged noncommittally. "Sure. I guess."

Jade quickly glared at Tori in response, causing Tori to burst out laughing.

"Are you seriously fucking with me Vega. About my skin no less?"

Tori leaned over and kissed Jade's arm. "I love your pale, perfect skin. I want to touch it, kiss it and worship it until the day I die. I love it so much, that if you die first, I'll have you stuffed, so I can continue to admire it. Happy now?"

Jade quickly demurred. "Yes."

"Good."

"So Vega, what did you have in mind for a burial place? You're going to be buried there as well."

What amazed Tori about the question is that Jade asked it with complete seriousness. As if Jade hadn't realized that this is not something young people kept in mind. But Tori knew that this was very important to Jade, the woman she loved. Tori sat there for a moment and gave it some serious thought.

"Well, I honestly can't say I've given it much thought. Umm….The shade sounds nice. I'd just maybe like some flowers nearby. If that cemetery doesn't work out, perhaps someplace near the ocean. I do like the sound of that. It can't smell bad. I went to a funeral years ago. The cemetery was next some kind of factory, it smelled icky."

Jade nodded. "Flowers nearby, next to ocean possibly, can't smell icky. I can work with that."

They arrived at the cemetery a little later and from her purse, Jade pulled out a map of the cemetery with several areas circled on it.

Jade took Tori's hand. "This is a map of the cemetery with the areas with available plots circled. Come on let's go."

they looked at burial plots for a bit, something that Jade seemed quite eager to do. Several, Jade didn't like right away as they were in direct sun or in boring parts of the cemetery. One Jade liked but had no flowers nearby, so she moved on to another. Most of the modern graves were simple stones in the ground. Jade wanted to be near some the older and more elaborate graves. A few she kind of liked and in each case, she lay on the ground asking Tori to lie next to her.

It was odd, but Tori found herself, just enjoying being with Jade. Not to mention that Jade was quite animated and gave Tori a quick lecture on the various styles of tombstones that were popular at various points in history.

As they neared the oldest part of the cemetery, Tori couldn't help but grin.

Seeing the grin, Jade turned and scowled. "What's so funny?"

Tori quickly gushed. "I just love watching you. You're so excited and full of life, oddly in cemetery of all places. And you're all mine!"

"You have an altar dedicated to me stashed away somewhere, don't you?"

Tori briefly looked away "No. It's just a scrapbook."

"Let me guess, it's where you planned my downfall, wrote all that dialogue you used on me Friday."

"I needed to keep everything in order and work out all the details." Replied Tori, somewhat defensively.

"And let me guess even further. There's at least one picture pasted together of two women in wedding dresses next to each other, with our faces on them." Jade's tone of voice became somewhat annoyed. "And I'm in some sort of horrible wedding dress from the MALL!"

"GOD NO! What kind of person who do you think I am?"

"The kind of person who shows up uninvited to people's homes and seduces them!"

After a brief frown, Tori then somewhat bashfully said. "You're wearing Oscar De La Renta wedding dress and I'm in Alexander Mcqueen."

Jade quickly narrowed her eyes. "Off the shoulder?"

"Yes"

"Sleeveless?"

"No, it' has these lace sleeves."

Jade narrowed her eyes even further. "Are you prettier than me?"

Tori smiled. "NO."

Jade then seemed to get excited "Good, You know I've always wanted a wedding dress with a…NEVER MIND THAT! Just as long as I'm prettier than you. And do me a favor."

"Anything my love!"

"Remind me to burn that book!

"Why?"

"Because I said so, that's why. Come on, we're up to the last plot on the map. It's right under that tree"

The pair walked up to the plot which was under a large oak tree in the oldest part of the cemetery. Jade rather excitedly surveyed the location and quickly started to look at the nearby graves.

"Got to know who the neighbors are."

After a few moments, Jade suddenly squealed with delight upon seeing one of the nearby graves.

Tori quickly ran over to see what jade was suddenly so excited.

"Do you know who this is? We get to be buried near him. Oh my god! I could just die now!"

Tori looked at the rather plain grave in question. It read.

"Clive Arthur Bend 1884 – 1943"

"Who's that?"

"Don't you know? My god what's wrong with you?"

Tori tilted her head. "Um I'm guessing that's the great grandfather of the 2nd unit director for the Scissoring."

"Now you're just being cruel!" Jade then squealed for Joy once again. This is Clive Bend, he was the Creeping Horror in the 1932 Movie, The creeping horror, revenge of the creeping horror and the son of the creeping horror. My god, Hollywood horror royalty. And we get to be buried within 25 feet of him. It's a perfect location. It's under a tree, plenty of shade, it's near all the old cool spooky graves and we're near a true icon of horror."

Tori looked at the grave and tried to think if she'd ever heard Clive Bend or these creeping horror movies. She then remembered from her history of film class that the Creeping horror movies were mostly forgotten, Grade B knock off's, by a Grade C studio, of the more popular Universal Studio, Frankenstein films. None the less, she could see Jade was extremely excited.

Jade suddenly danced off to look at what other B-Movie Horror icons may be buried nearby while, Tori stopped and took more discerning look around.

After a minute Jade ran up, looking even more excited. "You know who's also buried nearby?"

"Surprise me."

"Antonio Calavicci, that huge mobster from the 40's who got rubbed out for skimming profits from illegal gambling, or maybe it was the fact he supposedly got caught playing hide the sausage with the godfather's sister. Come on let's go to the office and put our deposit down now."

Tori took a deep breath and crossed her arms. "I'm sorry Jade, but this won't do. It won't do at all."

Jade's jaw suddenly dropped. "What!"

"We cannot be buried here."

"COME ON VEGA!' It's in shade, its near Hollywood royalty, lots of spooky graves and there is a very nice bed of flowers right over there. Plus being buried under that tree, if it gets struck by lightning, we might just come back alive."

Tori stood her ground "Sorry, no can do."

"WHY!" Jade fumed in near rage. "I thought you we're actually being serious about something I really care about."

Tori but a calming hand on Jade's shoulder. "Well first of all it is in shade under a tree, but if you look at the tree closely, you can see it's starting to die and will eventually have to be cut down. Besides that, the graves are in the shade now but won't for long and will be in the direct sunlight for the entire afternoon and during the winter months, most of the day. It's in the shade but the very outer edge of it."

Tori then pointed to a large cement wall, only about 25 yards away.

"See that? It may look like just another wall, but behind that wall is the 405 Freeway. It's Sunday so it's relatively quiet but 6 days of the week it's one of the busiest highways in the state. Think exhaust fumes, traffic jams and constant beeping of car horns all yards away from where we're tying to rest."

Jade looked to the tree and then to the wall. then she suddenly realized that Tori was right. What little color in Jade's face quickly drained away.

"Oh my god! I think I'm going to be sick." Jade muttered as she leaned up against a grave for support. "I was so excited about this plot I didn't even noticed that we would have wound up not only in the sun most of the day, but have to hear cars zip by. I would have hated that! I mean completely hated that."

Jade then started to tear up and threw her arms around Tori. "Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm so sorry. I love you. It was only your objective view and willingness to stand up to me, that cause me from having to spend eternity in this dump. Beck would have folded in a second just to please me and then I would have been stuck there for eternity. He's going to pay for that, how about later we egg his trailer back to the stone age. You saved my ass!"

Tori felt somewhat bad about having to deflate Jade's balloon, but once Tori saw the flaws, she had to point this out. She hugged Jade for a bit longer until she calmed down.

Calmed down, but looking rather sad, Jade took Tori's hand. "Can we leave? I don't want to be here anymore."

Tori nodded and gave Jade a peck on the check. "Cheer up. I hear there's a nice cemetery just south of LA, with lots of trees, old graves and you can hear the ocean."

"You're just saying that to be nice."

"No. How about next Saturday."

Jade instantly perked up. "You mean it!"

"Would l let my girl down!"

Jade quickly smirked. "Animalistic Sex and burial plot shopping. I'm starting to feel bad for trying to get you deported the Uzbekistan."

"Uzbekistan?"

"It was really far away. Stupid Homeland security person, wouldn't believe my obviously forged…..just forget it."

They walked a few steps when Tori suddenly grinned. "We're done burial plot shopping; you know what that means! We go shopping for lingerie. If that doesn't completely cheer you up…."

Jade suddenly started to run, pulling Tori along. "Stop yapping. Victoria Secret awaits."

I hope everyone is doing well. I still plan on finishing my other stories, Unfairly Judged and Happy Halloween Jade, but I've decided to concentrate on this one for the moment.

Thanks for your kind review and keep them coming. I love to hear what you think.

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