Chapter 03 - Problems more Problems
The Potter boys have been at the Dursleys for two years,
but it was more a war zone, yet again a TV exploded,
and Vernon was mad.
He went to hit Harry but Lewis was in the way.
"No, we did not do any thang." Said Lewis.
"You some how brake the TV," Said Vernon.
"How, I hate that box," Said Lewis.
He hit Lewis so hard, he went flying across the room.
Lewis tried getting up but fell down.
"Your broke my arm," Said Lewis.
After a year of Vernon, Lewis and Harry where bruised,
from head to two. The next morning the TV broke again.
Again, Vernon was pissed, when is he not, he came in yelling,
"You brake another TV," he started kicking Lewis as hard as he could, "Your freak," adding two punches.
Now Harry getting in the way, "Just let us go, we would rather be homeless, it would be safer." Said Harry.
Vernon, grabbed Lewis, walked down stairs with him and through him out. "Never come back."
Harry followed his twin, but Vernon kicked him in the ass hard,
on the way out, breaking his hip.
They started walking, only close they owned was on their back.
After walking for what seamed days, but was only hours,
they collapsed on the ground.
"Where are we?" Asked Harry.
"Who cares," Said Lewis, "A shark tank would be safer."
"So, a five-minuet brake, and then what?" Asked Harry.
"Don't know." Said Lewis.
They started walking again. When they came across a car,
not the first of the day, but the first to stop.
"Boys are you ok?" Asked the red headed lady.
"Are we on your land?" Asked Lewis. "We move."
"Your injured." Said the lady.
"Yep, it what happens when you cross a drunk and his tv."
Said Lewis, "We are ok."
"Get in the car now!" Said the lady.
"First of all, you're a stranger," Said Lewis.
"My name is Molly Weasley." Said Molly.
Then Ron poked his head out, "Why did we stop, Mom."
Then Rob poked his head out, "What up, what are those."
"I think zombies." Said Ron.
"Are they alive." Said Rob.
Then Molly noticed the two looking at her boys.
They got into the car, Ron got next to Lewis, Rob got next to Harry, then Ron started looking at Lewis.
"These are my youngest, Ron and Rob." Said Molly.
"We are going to the store, they needed close.
But where taking you to a healer."
Then Rob said, "Mom he bleeding."
"Healer do you mean doctor?" Asked Lewis.
"Not that we been to one." Said Harry.
"Does not matter we don't have the money for that." Said Lewis.
She then pulled over, then she pointed a wand at him.
Lewis backed away, saying, "Ms. Weasley why are you pointing a steak at me." She used magic to stop the bleeding.
The twins then started looking at each other.
"Where do you live?" Asked Ron.
"We just got kicked out of where we lived," Said Lewis.
"Our foster family is dangerous," Said Harry.
"Where are your parents?" Asked Rob.
"We told they died," Said Lewis.
"Drunk and crashed," Said Harry.
"We where in the car, we came out with only a small scar."
Said Lewis. "We hate that scar."
"Happened four years ago." Said Harry.
"Still has not healed." Said Lewis.
They got to the healer.
"What the scar look like?" Asked Ron.
"Do you want to see it?" Asked Lewis.
"Sure," Said Ron.
They walked in, and they where brough into a room.
"Let's get you cleaned first, and changed." Said The Doctor.
"My name is Robert."
"Think there muggles, we going to have to obliterate them."
Said Molly. "But we need them healed first."
They now noticed Lewis thinking for a second, then he said,
"Destroy us? What did we do. You will not hurt my twin."
Now with Harry behind him.
"Healer he said he has a scar on his, he did not say."
Said Ron, "Where is it."
"I got bigger problems. I am more concerned about being destroyed." Said Lewis. "You will not touch my twin."
"We are not destroying you." Said Molly.
The Doctor came back, and said, "Boy go in there and get cleaned, here some clean close. Do you want Ron and Rob help?"
"If they want to." Said Lewis.
Lewis and Harry got cleaned, then came out in undies.
He started checking Lewis, and healing, then Harry.
Lupin walked in and asked, "Molly what wrong, do we need to do a report. Doctor can you make an injury report."
"Yes, they are hurt." Said Molly. "We will have to use a memory wipe, there muggles."
Remus was just standing there, "What did those muggles do to them. My poor little fawns." Said Remus.
"What? You know them." Said Molly.
"These emerald eyes, that raven hair, there my god-sons."
Said Remus, "I going to on a muggle hunt. How dear they hurt my brother's sons."
"If there was other Potters out there, why did we go to a foster family." Said Lewis.
"Why did we not go with you?" Asked Harry.
"Mom they got that twin thang, that Fred and George do,"
Said Ron, "Wish we could. Wait the famous Potter from the Hollow, those Potters."
"We are famous?" Asked Lewis.
"There are wizards." Said Ron.
"Are they healed?" Asked Remus.
"They are now, one had a damaged lung, and broken jar."
Said The Doctor, "The other was not as bad. Molly do you want to take them with you, and contact Albus, and let him know.
So Little Arthurs, you love you Mom, she keep you new friends safe right? Do you want to know them."
"Sure, I think they need hugs." Said Ron.
"She does that," Said Rob.
"That not what I meant, I mean I would," Said Ron,
"They are huggable. If fact." He then hugs Lewis. "When one get a hug, you hug back."
When no one was looking, Lewis then hugged Ron,
smiled then grabbed his ass. "I want you." Said Lewis.
"You do." Said Ron.
Then Albus walked in. "We must bring you home."
"No," Said Lewis. "You force us back there, we will run, again."
"You must go back." Said Albus.
"No." Said Lewis. "We will not."
"You have great control, but this is happening." Said Albus.
"Are you going stay there," Asked Lewis. "You going have to guard us. We are not welcome there. We just got kicked out."
"Professor we want them." Said Ron. "Right Rob."
"Professor?" Asked Lewis.
"He teaches at our wizard school." Said Ron.
"A school for magic, like cut the lady in half?" Asked Lewis.
"Why would you do that?" Asked Ron.
"That what magicians do, card tricks, cut the lady in half,
make the lady disappear, and other thangs." Said Lewis.
"You talking about muggles." Said Albus.
"A what?" Said Lewis.
"Non magic people." Said Albus.
"So, you talking about Wizards and Witches like there real,
like Merlin and the evil Moronga are real." Said Lewis.
"You know about Merlin," Said Ron.
"The Arthurian Lore, is made into lots of books, movies,
tv shows, short stories." Said Lewis, "Read them all,
not the TV stuff, hate TV."
"We might be magic, Lewis. So many TV went bad in that house,
Two exploded even." Said Harry.
"Did not know that pig in pants could run so fast." Said Lewis.
"The faster family we where with had the world fattest kid."
Ron was thinking a second, "You where left with you Mom's sister. She did this to you." Said Ron.
"What?" Said Lewis.
"She said you where her foster kid?" Asked Albus.
"Yes," Said Lewis, "Hope she does not look like our mom."
"She did not, she had those emerald eyes, you two have,"
Said Albus. "That everyone loves."
"Not everyone," Said Lewis.
"Albus, they came with us." Said Molly. "Would you two like that,
have new friends of your own."
"Yes, there ours," Said Ron, "Right Rob?"
"Yes, I want to get to know Harry." Said Rob.
Then the four come together for a group hug. "The New Marauders, that what we be." Said Lewis.
Then there was a zap between the four.
'Nice ass,' Through Ron.
"Thanks Ron, but do I," Said Lewis. "You do too."
"I did not say anything." Said Ron.
"Ron, you did," Said Harry.
'Cute boy must make mine,' Through Lewis.
"I am?" Asked Ron. "You do?"
"We can read each other's mind." Said Lewis, "I through that,
did not say it. But yes, you are, and yes, I do.
Harry thinks the same, but for Rob."
"I do," Said Harry. "Lewis always knows what I want,
twin thang, but look who we telling."
"Boys you bounded now, like quadruplets." Said Albus,
"It is the twin bound, but for four."
They got into the car and headed home, when they got to the Borrow, Lewis and Harry eyes opened in amazement.
"This is your home?" Asked Harry.
"This is a castle, amazing." Said Lewis. "They live in a castle."
"The only house I can think of better is the queens."
Said Harry. "This place is amazing."
"You think our home is amazing?" Asked Ron.
"Amazing, Wonderful, Magical, Grand. Need a thesaurus."
Said Lewis. "Love your house Ron and Rob it is great."
"What till you see Hogwarts, that a castle." Said Ron.
"Unless it floats, cant be nicer than this castle." Said Lewis.
"You really think that?" Asked Molly.
"Yes," Said Lewis. They walked in following Ron and Rob.
They looked around eye even wider. Lewis and Harry
went immunity to the books reading the titles. "I know one thang we will be doing."
"What that?" Asked Ron.
"Reading all these books, asap." Said Lewis.
"Then finding more." Said Harry.
"That witch books," Said Ron.
"No, it is cooking books, magical cooking books." Said Lewis,
"I can really cook."
"We cooked every meal for the last year," Said Harry,
"We were there slaves."
"Then cleaned everything." Said Lewis. "Is it ok to read all this."
"Sure, if you see a book read it." Said Molly.
"Give us a month or two." Said Lewis. "Ron, do you like to read,
You Rob? We want to know more about these two."
"Not really," Said Ron.
"Not really either," Said Rob.
"We will fix this, is it just you three?" Asked Lewis.
Then more came down, Lewis got behind Ron, Harry behind Rob.
"There nice, the biggest ones are Charley and Bill,
the single is Percy, the other double is Fred and George,
then there is us." Said Ron. "Then there Dad."
"Your dad handsome." Said Lewis. "What do you do sur?"
"I work for the Ministry." Said Arthur.
"British Government?" Asked Lewis, "You work for the queen?"
"We don't have a queen." Said Ron.
"We do Queen Elizabeth. She lives in Buckingham Place."
Said Lewis, "She has cute dogs. Would love dogs."
"That the muggle government." Said Arthur. "I work for the magical government. Misuse of Muggle Artifacts."
"Guessing you take muggle thang people enchant." Said Lewis.
"Yes, I do." Said Arthur. "The way you hanging onto Ron and Rob, guessing you now there friends, new friends."
"Yes, they found us walking down the road." Said Lewis.
"They ran into us." Said Harry. "The way we looked,
ran over us would be more accurate."
"Is there good magical library somewhere?" Asked Lewis.
"After a month we will want to look. There is another problem."
"You know I don't want to ware there hospital close,"
Said Harry, "At least not forever."
"Unless we are going become thieves, that the only way,"
Said Lewis, "Who knows dad could have been one."
"Who are you two, what your names?" Asked Arthur.
"Mine is Arthur Weasley."
"That cool, King Arthur and this is his castle. Now we just need to know a Merlin, and get a round table, look there Arthur's knights." Said Lewis, "The brave and handsome knights
of the round table."
"Your right Lewis we are in one of the books of Arthurian lore,"
Said Harry, "You forgot about Arthur Queen, Queen Molly."
"This is neat, Knights, King and Queen, just need the
Mage Merlin." Said Lewis, "So Prince Ron and Rob."
Then Lewis and Harry started giggling.
"Who are you two?" Asked Arthur again.
"I am Lewis, that my twin Harry." Said Lewis.
"Lupin said something to me in passing, that he was going to arrest Dursleys, and asked if take in a boy." Said Arthur.
"But I had no clue." Then Dudley came down.
Then they saw so munch hate come from Lewis and Harry.
"No." Said Lewis. "Not again, pig boy."
"You try and touch us again, you get it." Said Harry.
"You don't have your fat Dad to beat us here." Said Lewis.
Dursley was now behind Arthur.
"So, are you going protect pig boy?" Asked Lewis.
"For now," Said Arthur.
"So, you not to be trusted." Said Harry.
"He as bad as those adults," Said Lewis.
Then Percy added, "You said Lewis and Harry, do you mean Potter, the sons of Lily and James."
"Yes," Said Lewis, "Apparently they did something, we should be proud of, not sure what."
"Lewis they where drunks." Said Dudley.
"I don't know now," Said Lewis. "People don't get famous for that, assume it is the same in the magical world."
"Your family is famous, because of something still sad,"
Said Percy, "Can I tell them dad? He should know."
"Sure," Said Arthur.
"Your family was hidden for you safety." Said Percy,
"But this man found you, with two of his followers, he then killed your parents, then he went up to kill you, this Dark Lord,
but when he tried to kill one of you, the spell rebound on you, the killing curse. Destroying him. He was supposed to be the most powerful warlock, and you distorted him. Killing curse was the spell, very powerful curse you dodged, green curse."
Lewis and Harry blacked out for a few seconds, then Lewis said,
"Did she have emerald eyes and crimson hair?"
"She did," Said Arthur.
"This Dark Lord killed her in front of us," Said Lewis.
"No wand in cold blood."
"How do you know that." Said Arthur.
"Lewis, that was horrible," Said Ron. "I would hate see that,
and she not my Mom, she yours. If that was mine."
He went and hugged Molly with Rob.
"So, can we share a room." Said Lewis. "I want to spend some time with one of the two best Weasley."
"You want to know Charley?" Asked Ron.
"No, I said the best two, Ron and Rob," Said Lewis,
"No offence Charley, but they are."
"None taken," Charley said, "But your going spend time with us all right? We all want to know you."
"Sure, but Ron claimed Me," Said Lewis.
"What about me?" Asked Harry.
"Oh, your mine, I am claiming you now, we want the set,"
Said Rob. "To late I got him." They smiled together.
"You two seems happy they claimed you," Said Arthur.
"We never had someone want us," Said Lewis.
"This does feel good," Said Harry.
"This strange touching thang is good," Said Lewis.
"Good but strange," Said Harry.
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