Still kickin it on my phone y'all! Please hold on! Anyways! Have a good read!

(also if you have good pertemis books pls share. idm what it's on)

Artemis, Percy, Apollo and Annabeth stared down at the sleeping mortal. Percy had duck tape on his mouth, courtesy of Artemis. It's not like he meant to freak her out yknow? He was freaking out himself.

Artemis had just scoffed and slapped the duck tape over his mouth. He currently sat there across from Eren. He was pouting like a baby and the group found it quite amusing at his suffering.

Annabeth gave him a gentle smile, her eyes glowing with mirth. Mark and Jason had decided they didn't want to be involved with this and we're just gonna study for their physics test tomorrow.

Stormy grey eyes locked with silver and they stared at each other. Artemis narrowed her eyes at Annabeth, a nasty feeling curling in her gut. Her thoughts of "mine" returned.

Artemis glanced away, her lips turned down. Percy had ultimately decided that if he couldn't talk he would make the most of his time and listen to music. Currently 'Under The Sea' was blasting through his headphones.

'Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there~'

Apollo was face to face with Eren, like literally. His face was probably two centimeters away from hers. He was obviously excited, hoping that the mortal woman would wake up soon.

If he had a tail it would be wagging like crazy. Wait- What kind of dog would he even be? A golden retriever! Yes, yes he would. Wait why was he wondering what kind of dog he'd be? Who knows.

'Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me~'

Eren obviously chose this time to wake up and the first thing she did was scream. Very loudly. Apollo cringed and fell to the floor gripping his ears.

The other two girls in the room winced while Percy was off in his own world, singing his stupid mermaid music.

'One day when the boss get hungry, guess who gonna be on the plate?'

Eren was rapidly glancing between the four people in front of her. She stopped to stare at the grey duck tape on Percy's face but ultimately decided that he was happy based on the fact he was doing some old grandpa dance.

"I still think we should kill her."

"Artemis! We are not killing her! She's a tooootaaal babe!" Apollo whined to Artemis.

Annabeth couldn't stop the twitch in her left eye. She thought Percy was going to one day cause her to have a brain aneurysm but she was seriously starting to rethink the cause.

"Please, let us not kill the innocent woman. Lady Artemis, aren't you supposed to be an advocate for woman?"

Artemis scoffed at Annabeth. Why did it matter what she said anyways? Artemis is a goddess, she can do whatever she wants!

'But you're not a goddess right now, are you? '

It was Artemis's time for her eye to twitch in annoyance. She was seriously considering just jumping out of the window and risking everything with the monsters.

"Percy, bro, please you gotta help me!" Apollo cried out, looking at Percy. Immediately the three women sided at the kelp head.

'See the light as it shines on the sea, it's blinding! But no one knows, how deep it goes!'

Eren finally cleared her throat. "So," She glanced nervously at the angry woman with the bow who kept making attempts on her life. "Would you guys please explain to me what's going on? I can't really figure it out."

Apollo smiled at her and once again, she felt her hair start to singe. She really hoped that if she did die today she would still have eyebrows for her funeral.

"Well! I'm Phoebus Apollo! This is Phoebe Artemis!"

Annabeth stepped forward and Eren glanced at her in confusion. Eren and Annabeth didn't always get along but at least she didn't lie to her.

Annabeth gritted her teeth and pinched the bridge of her nose. She really didn't like the two gods at this moment.

"Look, Eren, I've never lied to you so believe me when I say this. The Greek Gods are real. You're looking at two of them. Lady Artemis is the goddess of the moon while Lord Apollo is the god of the sun. Do you understand?"

Eren blinked at her but she didn't pass out (yet) so this was a step in the right direction.

"Percy, back me up here please?"

'A seven feet tall, rats along his back! When he calls your name it all fades to black!'

Eren couldn't help the slight laugh that escaped her lips. She shook her head, the smile danced across her lips as she eyed the man across from her.

Artemis and Annabeth we're shaking their heads fondly. Apollo was grinning brightly. Was this man really the two time Savior of Olympus? The bane of Kronos and Gaea?

"So if they're gods, why do you know them then Annabeth?" Eren asked in confusion.

"Gods have a the libido of a twelve year old boy who's balls just dropped."

Artemis choked on her spit and started to laugh loudly. Apollo was staring at Annabeth with his mouth dropped.

Eren laughed as well, shaking her head. "So what? You're the daughter of a god?"

Annabeth nodded her head, her princess curls bouncing. "Daughter of Athena, Finder of the Athena Parthenos. Two time Savior of Olympus. That's why I know these two."

Eren looked over to Percy, confusion dancing in her eyes. "And Percy?"

'He was a no one a zero, zero. Now he's a hancho! He's a hero!'

Artemis snatched the phone from him and he let an indignant shout which was muffled by the duck tape so it sounded more like, "HUUMPH."

"Introduce yourself with your full title or i'll stab you." Artemis said as she ripped off the tape.

He let out a whine, "Do I have too?"

"Yes."

Percy sighed as he stood up and then mock bowed to Eren. "Perseus Achilles Jackson, Son of Poseidon. Wielder of Anaklusmos, Seerer of the fates, Retriever of Ares' Shield, Escaped the Lotus Hotel and Casino, Retriever of the Master Bolt, Retriever of The Helm of Darkness, Sailor of the Sea of Monsters, Retriever of the Golden Fleece, Entered the Garden of the Hesperides, Bearer of the Sky, Savior of Artemis, Protector of the Ophootaurus, Wanderer of the Labyrinth, Cleaner of the Stables of the Mares of Diomedes, Caused the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, Gone to Ogygia, Witnessed the Fading of Pan, Holder of Pam's Spirit, Finder of the Bronze Dragon of Hephaestus, Retriever of the Chariot of Ares, fell into the River Lethe and kept his memories, Retriever of the Sword of Hades, former bearer of the Curse of Achilles, Receiver of Pandora's Pithos and Elphis, the Spirit of Hope, Survived Sitting on an Olympian's Throne, a Savior of Olympus, refused immortality, Retriever of Hermes' Staff, Subject of the two Great Prophecies, one of the Seven, Carried Juno Across the Tiber River, Retrieved the 12th Legion's Eagle, former praetor of New Rome, Drinker of Gorgon's Blood, Controller of the Rivers of the Underworld, Survivor of the Death Mist, Escaped Nyx's Palace, Survivor of Tartarus, Defeater of Nike, Host of Nekhbet, Defeater of Sene, Receiver of the Crown of Ptomely."

Percy was practically turning blue as he gasped for air. The four people across from him were staring at him with gaping mouths. Percy scratched the light stubble he had groaning sheepishly. He wasn't too sure if he named all of his titles but he really didn't need to go into all of that.

Artemis cleared her throat, "Well... Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to repeat all of that."

Eren was staring at him sadly, "How long have you been... you know, saving the world?"

Percy immediately frowned at that. "I don't deserve have of those titles. I had friends that helped me along the way."

Apollo frowned, "I hate to be that guy but you're missing titles in there like Slayer of Kronos, The Minotaur, Hyperion and probably so much more."

Eren frowned and shook her head. "That explains all of your scars and why you're so against violence."

Percy decided that he didn't want to think about his face and grinned brightly at the other occupants of his dorm. "Cmon? I'm hungry let's go get some In and Out!"

And just like that he was running out the front door singing more songs from Hercules. The group just laughed and followed after him. If Percy didn't seem worried why should they be scared? But Artemis didn't fully believe that all was well. She was planning on forcing him to talk sooner or later.

Well then! I've tried my best! Thank you A Summer Rose for posting his achievements because phew, I'd never be able to find them all lol.

Have a goodnight friends :)