A/N- Yay I'm like a day early this week! Hopefully this means I'll be back on track for the rest of the story, anyways enjoy this nice and short 4k chapter.

Time: The next day

Temari strode through the stone corridors of the hideout's labyrinthine layout, her footsteps echoing off the walls as she made her way through each mazy section, looking for a room which she really didn't want to be anywhere near. Shikamaru had asked her to meet him in one of the large unused rooms, one which he planned on converting into a sort of war room, but before they could meet they needed to gather the others. Knowing very little about Sasuke, Temari was grateful that Shikamaru had volunteered to go get Sasuke. She was quite worried about the Nara, considering that he and the Uchiha seemed to be constantly at odds, but he reassured her that he would make sure to be cautious and warned her to do the same. When he warned her Temari smirked at his words, feigning confidence as she hoped to convince him that she would be okay with the task of fetching Naruto and Hinata but still she was definitely worried with the fact that they had taken Ino with them two nights prior and now she was terrified by what she would find in their room.

Trying her best to shake herself out of her dangerous thoughts, Temari's mind wandered to the dreamy morning she had. Waking up early, Temari had never felt more well-rested than when she opened her eyes to the sight of Shikamaru snoring away beneath her. They had fallen fast asleep on top of the covers, not needing the protection from the cool air of the open room as they basked in each other's body heat. Temari rested her chin on his sternum, turning her head to place her cheek on his pectoral and she lay still, listening to his heartbeat in his chest, a steady rhythm that almost lulled the rogue Sand kunoichi back into her blissful sleep. Rogue. The word raced through her head as she thought about the current circumstances she found herself in, a rogue shinobi apart of the most infamous organisation of dangerous criminals on the continent, the Akatsuki, and would now be hunted across the world for her crime of treason against the Hidden Sand Village as well as abandoning her two little brothers, Gaara and Kankuro.

And for what reason would she run away from her responsibilities as the Sand's greatest kunoichi, an ambassador to their closest allies of the Hidden Leaf Village, and even her duty as the elder sister of the Kazekage and his closest advisor? For the simple fact that Shikamaru had asked her to come with him, that's why. Temari chided herself for choosing something as childish as love. The thought of that word made Temari want to vomit as she found it difficult to grasp the reality in which she, the girl known as the cruellest kunoichi and a man-hating icon, fell in love with a man, especially one like Shikamaru Nara, the good-for-nothing himself, the laziest bastard in Five Great Nations. But when she thought about all the things she was supposed to hate about him, all she could picture in her head was his smug smirk, his condescending tone whenever he let annoying guys embarrass themselves in front of Temari as they tried to impress her with their inferior intellects. It always surprised her how dominant Shikamaru could be, never having to say much and just letting the men hitting on Temari fumble over their words in a sad attempt to bed her, always failing to even get her to crack a smile on her face while managing to make Shikamaru grin at their discomfort and at Temari's unimpressed eye rolling.

Giggling into his chest, Temari didn't realise that Shikamaru had stopped snoring and was now watching her lost in her schoolgirl fantasies. Their greetings were definitely more awkward than most couples after spending a night together for the first time, only because of the two's never-ending clash of wills, their intelligences constantly playing the most intense game of metaphorical shogi as they never stopped trying to one up the other, always silently fighting to have the last word, laughing as they made sure that their opponent caught their snide remark whilst being too far away to respond. Yet this specific battle in their war was ended, almost as quickly as it started when Temari felt a strange warmth emanating from behind her as something large rubbed against her with a rough but slippery texture. When her eyes widened in realisation, Shikamaru could only offer a silly grin before Temari attempted to end his life in one vicious slap that left a handprint still visible on his face when Temari came back from her shower. Once she'd returned, the air between the two shinobi returned to how it used to be, thankfully, except there was one distinction now. After their night together, neither one of them could stop smiling and suppress their giddiness at being around their lover.

They spoke casually for a while as they each got ready, discussing their thoughts on the troubling day ahead, Temari asked Shikamaru about his ideas and he revealed the plans that he was going to present to the others. Once she'd given her own input along with her reservations, the two worked to improve it and eventually they settled on one that they believed could manage to convince Naruto, Hinata and Sasuke to go along with. After they'd worked everything out, Shikamaru told Temari of his chosen meeting place and to meet him there after getting the others before he left the room to find the Uchiha. The Sand kunoichi left shortly after only to find herself entirely lost in the uniform hallways, wandering aimlessly around each corner, hoping to discover any signs of life but only being disappointed to find long stretches of stone floors, each wall being dotted with heavy oak doors with no distinction between them. Temari was more than thankful by the time she caught the carvings of a fox and some kind of cat etched into one of the doors that she almost completely glossed over. When she pressed her against the planks of wood, she was glad to hear some signs to indicate movement inside of the room, although she frowned as the blonde was definitely expecting there to be more noise coming from the room considering Naruto Uzumaki, the loudmouth himself, was inside, but all she could hear were odd slurping sounds. Deciding that this was the place she was meant to be, Temari took a deep breath before rapping her fist against the oak three times.

"Come in!" her suspicions were confirmed as Naruto's voice boomed out from the room, only slightly muffled by the solid door between them. Swinging the door open, Temari's jaw dropped at the sight in front of her. Naruto and Hinata were reclining against the head of the bed, sat up and cuddling, the act giving them a cute couple vibe which was quickly shattered once the foreign kunoichi looked between Naruto's long, outstretched legs. A curious mess of platinum blonde locks bobbed up and down the Uzumaki's crotch, a slender and curvy body hunched over with a plump ass swaying from side to side, allowing Temari to catch a glimpse of an unusually wide asshole.

"Temari!" Naruto exclaimed once he recognised his guest, neither him nor Hinata making any attempt to cover their nude selves as they watched Temari stand in the doorway, not risking going into the room, "What brings you here?" he asked with an excited gleam in his bright blue eyes.

"Shikamaru wants to see everyone in one of the rooms in the main hallway" Temari glared at the naked couple on the bed as the girl between Naruto's legs barely stopped for breath, let alone to turn towards the sandy blonde kunoichi who stood in the doorway with her arms crossed.

"And when did we start taking orders from Shikamaru?" Hinata asked with an eyebrow raised.

"You didn't! But considering you guys went out of your way to have him join you, the least you could do is listen to what he has to say!" Temari focused her glare on Hinata, both of them silently competing in a clash of wills.

"You're right" Naruto drew both the kunoichi's attention towards him, "Shikamaru was always one to have a plan, no matter what, and that's why I asked him to join us. So… let me just get ready, okay?" Temari nodded her head reluctantly, "But in the meantime…" Naruto got up off the bed and began strolling towards the girl, "let's have some fun!" his voice became huskier and more menacing.

"What are you doing?" Temari scowled as she slowly backed away until she found her back against the doorframe as Naruto towered over her. She gulped as she took in every aspect of the Uzumaki's body, her eyes wandering up from his muscular legs, his thighs almost like tree trunks, leading into a slim waist and abdomen packed with a solid core, not an ounce of fat anywhere to be seen near his abs. His long arms framed his sides, the bandages wrapped around his right straining with the pressure his thick muscles put the cloth under, the left showing off the intricate patchwork of veins that ran along his bicep and down to his each of his slender fingers. His broad shoulders allowed his chest to be packed to the brim with muscles, his physique rivalled Choji's in terms of pure muscle, the Akimichi the perfect example of a strongman's body whilst Naruto retained the more aesthetically pleasing side of a weightlifting form. Above his desired body, his head perched at the peak of his impressive height, one that set him apart from the other shinobi in the Hidden Leaf Village, only Choji being taller than him at this point in time. Temari thought her brothers were pretty tall compared to most men, even she was taller than a lot of the men in both the Hidden Leaf and the Hidden Sand, but Naruto still completely looked down on all of the Sand siblings from his impressive height with six inches between himself and Temari alone.

"Aw come on Temari! Don't you wanna have fun with me?" He slammed his palm into the wall next to her head, blocking off her escape, as he nodded his head downwards with an eyebrow raised. Temari followed his gaze, and immediately regretted doing so as her teal pupils dilated in order to take in the sight before her. A giant slab of throbbing meat hung from Naruto's crotch, the veined skin glistening with saliva and precum as the bulbous head pulsed with arousal, pointing downwards as the monster struggled under its own weight. Temari wasn't certain but she definitely could be persuaded to believe that the girthy length was as thick and as long as her entire forearm, the head alone was about the same size as her fist. When he saw her eyes land on his impressive package, Naruto leaned forward and made his cock jump upwards as if it had a mind of its own.

"Keep that thing away from me!" Temari stared daggers at the blond, who obviously didn't care for her threats as he laughed in her face, "Or I-I'll rip it off!" Temari did her best to erect a false air of confidence as she stood up off the wall, rising to her full height and placing her hands on her hips proudly, cocking a smug look to challenge Naruto's mischievous grin.

"Are you sure you don't want just a little taste?" he leaned closer towards her, coming face to face with a cold glare, "I'm pretty sure you won't regret it" his voice smoothly flowed into a seductive tone.

"Why would I do that?" Temari looked back down to see his bulbous head mere inches away from her clothed pelvis, "It doesn't look very tasty…" she tilted her head back up to try and give Naruto an unimpressed façade, shrugging her shoulders to exaggerate her point, "in fact…" she leaned in next to Naruto's ear, "it doesn't look like much at all" she smirked as she whispered, lying through her gritted teeth.

"In that case…" he snapped his fingers down by his thigh. Temari's eyes widened as she watched as the blonde in the back of Temari's view behind Naruto began to shift in response to the snapping sound, slipping off the bed. The first thing that Temari noticed about the girl was her stance as she began to come towards the foreign kunoichi who was pinned against the doorframe, locked in an intense stalemate with the giant Uzumaki, making quirk her eyebrow. Coming towards them, Temari was surprised to see the girl begin to crawl on her hands and knees as she made her way to Naruto's side, sitting up on her knees, and Temari was shocked to find bright blue eyes meet her own teal pupils, her jaw clenching as she discovered the fate of the famous Yamanaka that her and Shikamaru had brought with them when they became rogue shinobi. "Ino, why don't you tell Temari here all about my cock?" Ino peeked to her left to take in Naruto's throbbing meat, opening her mouth to say something before her voiced quickly died when she heard the girl above her interrupt.

"Ino" Temari looked down at Shikamaru's old teammate, her gaze roving over the platinum blonde's body, the lump in the back of her throat growing when she found disturbing details displayed across Ino's porcelain skin. Milky white stains glazed her tits, annoying Temari to see Ino's larger E-cups bounce with each of her heavy breaths, her usually pink lips had become a darkened purple colour, to match the bruises that Temari could see on the beauty's ass from her height. "What happened to you?" the tanned girl asked. Ino dropped her head in shame at her words, her bare pussy beginning to drip onto her inner thighs from the arousal she felt when she saw Temari's expression of disgust as she looked down on her pitiful state.

"Oh! You should have seen her Temari!" Hinata clapped her hands together excitedly as she sauntered over to the rest of the room's occupants at the entrance, swaying her hips enticingly as she joined Naruto above Ino's kneeling form. "When we woke up this morning…" the Hyuga curled her fingers around the long platinum locks of Ino's scalp and tugged her head back, forcing her to look up at Temari, "she already had her lips pressed against Naruto's crotch, completely choking on his cock like it was the last piece of meat on the fucking planet!" she laughed maniacally when she saw the foreign kunoichi's blushing face, revealing her embarrassment through her terrifying scowl. Hinata leaned forwards, getting in close to Temari's ear, having to stand on the tips of her toes to reach from her height of five feet and four inches, "I can't wait till you're in the same position, on your knees beneath him" she licked her lips loudly in Temari's ear, "the thought of seeing a proud bitch like you beg for Naruto's cock really turns me on"

"That'll never fucking happen!" Temari glared at Hinata, her diamond orbs piercing through Hinata's clear eyes.

"Oh it definitely will! It's just a shame that…" Hinata caressed Temari's cheek, making sure to dig her nails into her skin enough to emphasise her next point, "Naruto won't be the one to pop your cherry, you naughty bitch" Temari's cheeks heated with the mixture of small droplets of blood forming around Hinata's nails and her heightened feeling of humiliation at her previous night's activities being exposed. Her awkward squirming gave Naruto and Hinata a sadistic form of entertainment as they watched the usually cocky kunoichi's intense stare dissipate as her eyes darted in every direction that wasn't directly into the grins of the torturous couple.

"I suggest you stay away from me" Temari took a deep breath, regaining her composure as she stood tall, trying to impose her infamous ferocity in her voice, "because I doubt you'd ever want to have me and Shikamaru as your enemies" she stared each of them down, watching for any sort of signals to a possible hostile response. She clenched her fist when she noticed the veins around Hinata's eyes beginning to pulse as she growled back at Temari. The two feuding kunoichi's were interrupted by Naruto as he stepped back from Temari, allowing her space to finally breathe without her nose being filled with his masculine scent. He had his hands up in a show of mock surrender, placing his bandaged hand on Hinata's shoulder, calming her down and stopping her from making the mistake of attacking the feisty kunoichi.

"Also, stop watching me with your damn Byakugan!" Temari hissed as she pointed a finger at Hinata who smirked before covering her mouth with her palm, batting her eyelashes as she pretended to gasp in shock. "Or I'll add another scar to that fat bust of yours!" the Sand kunoichi prodded the Hyuga's marred chest.

"Oh! But Temari…" she snaked her hands down her naked body, tracing her curves as she swayed her hips to show off her hourglass figure, "you should have seen it, the passion that burned between you and Shikamaru, the lust that you both shared as you bucked against each other so needily, it was enough to make any girl blush" she held her cheeks, trying to look like a cute schoolgirl, even with her sinful tits swinging about freely, "it reminded so much of my first time, it was so erotic" Hinata giggled at Temari's pissed off expression as her face contorted at her words, "but do you wanna know what the best thing was about last night?" the Hyuga asked her, watching her brow furrow at the question, desperately searching for an answer, "it was this slut!" Hinata laughed as she waved her hand towards the kneeling Ino, "you should have seen her after she used her jutsu to use my Byakugan in order to watch the two of you, she was completely ruining our sheets with her soaking pussy, she was squirming so much I think she might have a little crush on the both of you!" she practically sang the last part of her answer as she teased the blushing Ino who was trying her best not to meet Temari's inquisitive gaze.

"It doesn't matter! I don't care to hear about how your night went, so can you both just get ready and come see Shikamaru with me?" the foreign beauty looked expectantly at the rogue couple, receiving a nod from Naruto and a disappointed huff from Hinata, "great, I guess I'll just wait outside" she eyed the two warily before slipping out into the hallway. After waiting around for a dozen minutes or so, Temari had completely calmed down by the time Naruto came out the room with Hinata on his arm. Their walk through the hideout was fairly uneventful, the only thing annoying Temari being the constant snickering coming from the couple walking alongside her as they strolled through the halls absolutely carefree, nuzzling each as they acted like a couple on their honeymoon, way too innocent for the most dangerous criminals on the continent.

Eventually, they came to their destination as Naruto swung the door open easily, stepping through into large, open room. It was almost entirely empty except from the lengthy table that was set up right in the centre of the stone floor, with five chairs dotted around. Covering most of the wooden surface was a huge, colourful map spread from end to end, and on the parchment were wooden pieces placed in specific positions, each one with a unique, statuesque figure. Stood over the table were the tense forms of Shikamaru and Sasuke, both of them staring off into different directions, clearly brooding, giving away the idea that something happened between them. Temari made a mental note to remind herself to ask the Nara about the events prior to their arrival, watching as he puffed out smoke through his gritted teeth, not even bothering to remove the cigarette from his mouth as he propped himself up against the table with his elbows. The Uchiha on the other hand, Temari was not going to risk asking him about what he was so pissed about, seeing his snarl as he glared at the stone wall so hard, Temari thought he was going to release his Mangekyou Sharingan's Amaterasu at it.

"Alright Shikamaru!" Naruto clapped his hands together as he strolled towards them with the two kunoichi's trailing in behind him, "now do you mind explaining what's going on here?" he nodded his head down at the table. He turned to face the newly arrived group along with Sasuke, each huffing as the others finally appeared before they tried to kill each other. Shikamaru's almond eyes flicked in Temari's direction and the two silently conversed, instantly knowing the stress both of them had put themselves under when they went to fetch their chosen shinobi, after a few moments of pure body language, Shikamaru's face softened when he knew Temari was relatively okay, considering the situation.

"It'll be easier to talk once we've all sat down" he gestured towards the chairs dotted around the table. He slowly pulled one out next to him for Temari to make her way around and occupy as he took his place next to her whilst Sasuke, Naruto and Hinata sat across from the two new members of this new Akatsuki. "Well firstly, I've gotta ask…" Shikamaru lent forwards, smothering his cigarette against the stone under his boot, "what exactly is your plan? I know you three wanna save the world and all that but how were you even gonna go about doing all that?" he looked at each of them as he asked his questions, hoping for an insightful response. Naruto and Sasuke raised their brows at his questions, but nonetheless deciding to give the strategist a worthy answer.

"I guess we were just going to completely destroy the Five Great Nations" Naruto suggested, waiting for Sasuke to finish his thought.

"Before we then forced them into prolonged peace in their utterly defeated states" Sasuke stated coldly as he stared off with Shikamaru.

"But if you're just going to force everyone into peace…" Shikamaru leaned backwards in his chair, staring up at the torchlit ceiling above them, "why not just use the Infinite Tsukuyomi?" the name of the jutsu seemed to echo off the four walls as he felt everyone's gaze concentrate on him after he suggested the infamous jutsu.

"Because the Infinite Tsukuyomi puts the world under a giant genjutsu, letting everyone live their perfect lives under the illusion of the jutsu" Sasuke began to explain their reasons.

"And that means the peace that the jutsu creates is only an illusion itself, it's not real" Naruto face hardened as he remembered Obito and Madara's reasoning in the Fourth Great Ninja War, their self-righteousness even as they massacred hundreds of allied shinobi. "Granny Tsunade and the other Kage aren't strong enough to bring peace to this world, but we are!" he smiled at Shikamaru.

"So you were just going to beat each of the Five Kage before making each of their Hidden Villages act entirely peaceful towards each other?" Temari asked the rogue shinobi, whose faces changed to expressions of confusion at her words.

"Well of course! There really is no other way to ensure peace without complete and utter fear" Sasuke dared either Temari or Shikamaru to challenge his statement, a challenge that Shikamaru couldn't resist obliging.

"Are you sure about that? I mean Danzo ruled through fear and look how he ended up" he glared back at the scowl Sasuke was presenting him with once he had heard the name of the prejudiced Leaf elder.

"What's your point Shikamaru?" Naruto asked curiously as he tapped his fingers on the table.

"I mean you do need some fear in order to rule" the Nara scratched his head as he pondered his next words "but the most important thing we'll need is devotion"

"And how are we supposed to get that?" Sasuke snapped in response.

"Well lucky for you" the genius grinned, "I have a plan"

A/N-So what do you think? How do you think the story will play out, and what would you like to see happen to our new Akatsuki? I hope you enjoyed this chapter, even if it is mostly made up of just dialogue, and I'll see you soon.

Yours truly,

Signing off