Asta's Crazy Senpai

Sally wandered around the clover kingdom pouting, "Well that was a bust," she groaned, she looked down at the charred purple orca robes, "I thought someone finally believed in what I was capable of," she took off her glasses and wiped them as clean as she could,

Then she turned a corner, several blurry figures blocked the way, she put her glasses back on, "Oh, hey guys," she said greeting her fellow purple orcas, well her soon to be former purple orcas,

"Don't you 'oh, hey guys,' us," one said, "Gueldre said you'd been stealing magical artefacts and experimenting on people,"

Sally adjusted her glasses, "Yes, because that's what he wanted from me, that's why he let me join," she grinned, "What are you all super dim or something?," she leaned forward and they all tensed, they knew how she fought but it wouldn't do them any good, "Where do you all think our boss's wealth comes from?, he's not a royal, and his nobility is only from like what?, sixty generations ago,"

She frowned noticing her glasses still had a smudge on them, she took them off and continued wiping them with her robe, "In fact Draga wasn't he beating you just last week cause you trimmed the hedges wrong?," she asked,

The meek male knight in question flinched, he still had bruises, he rubbed his arm,

The others looked at him with sympathetic expressions,

"See?," she stated, "You've all been where Draga is, you made a minor mistake, and Poizot beat you like a drum, and yet cause nobody talks about it he gets away with it," she stated, sliding her glasses back onto her nose, "Just think, last month somebody was where I was at, how many of our magic knight colleagues been jailed for 'Stealing magic items,' or 'Possession of illegal goods,' and yet even stranger how many of those goods have actually been recovered?,"

They all stared at each other, "She's-,"

He was cut off as a massive gel Salamander grew out from underneath them trapping them all inside it, Sally removed her Purple orcas robe, "Okay show of hands, how many thought you could actually take me?," she asked with a grin,

Seventeen people in the gel raised their hands, "Seventeen hands, seventeen fools," she grinned,

"Funny," Sally jumped forward and rolled to avoid falling on her face, she looked back to see Yami Sukihiro, his katana pointed right at her, his other hand was raised in the air, "I count eighteen hands," he lowered his hand and blew smoke out at her, "But I guess the others were idiots,"

"Ooh A Captain~," Sally smiled, "And if I'm not mistaken, you're Yami Sukihiro, Captain of The Black Bulls, wielder of dark magic, right?,"

Yami groaned, "What tipped you off, the Black Bull robe, the fact that I'm obviously a foreigner,"

Sally shrugged, "Okay I guess it was obvious,"

"So you're the one right?, the gel mage who supposedly kidnaps people to preform sick twisted experiments on them, also I heard you're some kinda sexual deviant and an exhibitionist," he gave her a once over, "Though that outfit might be why I heard those last two," Underneath her Purple Orca robes Sally wore a lab coat, and what was essentially a frilly bra and a short skirt, "Jeez how've you not caught a cold out here?," he asked,

Sally stood up and adjusted her glasses, her grimoire opened in front of her, "Actually cold temperatures only detriment other then making one feel cold is hypothermia,"

Yami gestured around them, "IT'S SNOWING!," he shouted,

Sally grinned, "I like the cold," then she stuck her tongue out and caught a snowflake on it,

"Well whatever," Yami said covering his katana in dark magic,

Sally made another giant gel salamander, "I guess we're doing this then," she smiled,

"Dark cloaked," Yami started,

-Ten minutes later-

Yami entered the Captain's meeting room, inside was only two people the first was Julius Novachrono the Wizard king, the second was the least impressive of his fellow captains, Gueldre Poizot,

Gueldre Poizot turned to him, "Yami why are you here?, I was just telling Julius about a major problem!,"

Yami exhaled smoke, "Lemme guess, a glasses wearing skimpily dressed Purple Orca's mage is suspected of treason,"

"How did you?-," Yami tossed a charred purple orca's robe in front of Gueldre,

"While I was getting here I heard a bit of a ruckus, and as the dutiful captain I am I inspected the noise and found A mage just like I described trapping her colleges inside some kinda big gross lizard thing, so I took her out," Yami stated,

"She's dead?," Gueldre asked,

"Well I meant to bring her in for questioning, guess she wasn't as tough as I expected," Yami said, "On that note if we're done here I gotta see the Wizard King,"

Gueldre gave Yami a curious expression, "About what?,"

"Money troubles," Yami stated simply,

"Oh, well I'll leave you to it," Gueldre turned and exited the room,

Unbeknownst to the greedy Gueldre, Money troubles wasn't Yami asking for money, it was an excuse, Yami didn't want money off Julius,

"So what brings you here Yami?,"

"She's alive,"

Julius nodded, "So what was all that for Yami?,"

"She was talking to the other Orca's before she got them," Yami stated, "If one of the other Captains said that I was a murder how do you think my Bulls would react?,"

"They'd deny it, obviously,"

Yami nodded, "I'm the worst Magic Knight Captain of the worst Magic Knight squad," Yami stated, "The Vice Captain hates me, If I threaten to kill my squad six times a day then it's a slow day for us, yet my squad would leap to my defence without a second thought," though Yami would never admit it he was proud of his squad, and he understood why they'd all be so attached to him, after all when only one person sticks their neck out for you in a sea of people who don't even believe in you kinda get attached to them, whether they're a violent foreigner, or a magic obsessed nerd, "But those Orca's, they just looked like they didn't know who'd be next,"

"I'll have Marx-,"

"She told me she's guilty," Yami said, "She experimented on people Gueldre gave her to experiment on,"

Julius nodded, "I see," and with that they lost any chance of using that against him, Julius knew that upon hearing that Sally would be executed on the spot, "Well that's fine," he smiled,

"It is?, I take it you have some sorta plan?," Yami asked,

-Time skip three years later-,

Asta yawned as he woke up, 'It's my first day as a Black Bull,' he grinned at his grimoire, 'I gotta go all out and prove that I have a place here,' with that thought Asta got out of bed,

Well he tried to, but he felt something on his body, Asta lifted his covers up, and then he froze, sleeping on his chest was a skimpily dressed black haired girl, 'Who is this!?,' Asta asked, 'Is she a Black Bull too?,'

The light seemed to irritate her and she lifted her head and yawned, then she looked at him, "Eh who're you?,"

Asta's jaw dropped, "I'm Asta, i'm fro-, wait no I mean, who are you and why are you in my bed?,"

The girl slipped her arm out of the covers and grabbed a pair of red framed glasses that were on the bedside table, "Mmm," she studied him for a minute before her face lit up, "Hey you're the boy who has no magic right?, and you wield anti-magic right?," she said getting closer and closer with each word until her nose pressed against his,

Asta looked away from her, because her top fell down and he didn't want her to think he was a pervert, "Y-yeah I'm Asta from Hage, uh your top-,"

"Hage?, is there any magic in Hage?," she asked, "Were you born in a magical dead zone?, who are your parents?, how do you wield anti-magic?,"

"Uh yes, maybe, I don't know, and it's in a sword in my grimoire," Asta said nervously, "Your top fe-,"

"Ooh an orphan, I'm an orphan too, I'm Sally and I'm very interested in you," Asta blushed as she drew closer to his ear, "And I'm your Senpai so you have to do what I say~," she whispered into his ear,

"Miss Sally your top fell off," Asta stated,

Sally blinked, then she looked down, "So it did," then she looked back at him, "So can I see your sword?,"

"What?," he asked fully expecting a slap from her since her breasts were well uncovered,

Sally nodded, "You're right, I'm your Senpai," She grinned,

Downstairs everyone heard "Asta, Senpai demands you show her your sword!,"

'What?!,' Noelle blushed, 'Is that what commoners are like?, surely they aren't doing-,' Noelle blushed, as thoughts of doing naughty stuff entered her mind,

"Sounds like Sally met the new guy," Vanessa laughed,

"I just hope she doesn't take too much out of him," Final said rubbing his arm, Sally may not have taken too much blood from him, but it still hurt whenever he thought about her,

'T-take too much from him?,' Noelle asked mentally,

"CAN WE AT LEAST GO OUTSIDE FOR THIS?!," Asta shouted exasperatedly, "THERE'S NOT MUCH ROOM IN HERE,"

'Not much room?, for what?,' Noelle asked,

"HUH YOU WANNA DO IT OUTSIDE WITH EVERYONE WATCHING?,"

"WHAT NO I JUST-,"

"I'M INTO IT, LET'S GO~,"

'Outside?,' Noelle thought, 'Everyone watching?,'

"Hey look at the royal girls face," Luck said with a point, "I thought she was a water mage but she looks like her heads about to pop," he laughed,

Magna patted her on the back, "Easy royal pain," he said, "It sounds weird but Sally's just-," he cut himself off as Sally with her Black bulls robe barely covering her naked chest, with her top around her waist dragged A barely dressed and dumbfounded Asta outside, "Really weird," he forced out,

Noelle clicked her tongue and flipped her hair, "And what made you think you a low class punk should reassure me a royal?," she asked confidantly,

"Your face, which is still six shades of red no none perverts would ever be," Magna stated,

"SILENCE!," Noelle shouted, she conjured a blast of water and watched as it whizzed by Magna's head and fly out of the door,

"AHHHH!, WHY IS IT SO WET!," Asta screamed,

Noelle blushed slightly more, "Hmmp, that was his fault for standing there," she said,

"Yeah totally not cause you can't control your magic right?," Magna asked,

"Obviously not," she said standing up, then she exited the Black Bulls hideout, and not because she wanted to follow either of those two perverted commoners!,

Unfortunately for Noelle she did end up where they were,

"Now now my little grey calf, show senpai your sword," Sally said practically drooling,

"Okay okay jeez," Asta said as he opened his Grimoire, out of it came a large, old, and dull, black two handed blade, which to Noelle's surprise Asta effortlessly pulled out of the book with one hand, "See anti magi-," he froze as Sally opened her own grimoire, "What are you-?,"

"Go go sticky salamander!," She cheered with a grin her favourite spell formed behind her, "Let's begin the experiment~," she sang,

"Experiment?, what experiment?," Asta asked,

"Simple," Sally adjusted her glasses, "Your kind and gracious senpai is going to see how you deal with combat," she chuckled darkly, "Isn't that nice of her?," she asked as the salamander raised it's sticky appendage,

"Wait you wouldn't-," Asta stated just before he leaped to the side to avoid the large Salamander's arm thing,

'Apparently she would,' Noelle thought as she un-jealously watched as the two Black Bulls looked like they were about to duel,

"Wait I think I already did this kinda thing with Magma yesterday,"

Sally giggled, "That was a Magma Swing patented trial by fire, this is an experiment, by your lovely, intelligent and dutiful Sally-Senpai,"

ENNNNNNNND OOOOOOOOOF CHAAAAAAAAAPTEEEEEER~

Apparently Shirtless Deku is obsessed with Sally,

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And Shirtless Deku is okay with that,

Peace.