Do I hear bells? Part one: The misunderstanding,
"Bye Asta," The injured Sally cooed, "Remember you're all mine," she grinned as she vanished into the portal,
Licht blinked, "Wait," he said pulling Sally back out of the portal, "I'm sorry what's the context of that last statement?,"
"She's being crazy!," Asta shouted,
"Well…," Sally drawled, "It's kinda personal master," then she blushed, "He's my boyfriend,"
Lichtstared at her, then at Asta, "Boyfriend?," he smiled, "I see," a thousand light swords appeared around Asta, "Unfortunately I know how that relationship ends, heartbreak and betrayal, so I'll end it myself,"
"WHAT?!," Asta shouted as he held his swords ready to swing them with all his might like he was preparing to do something other then dying,
"Master no!," Sally said slapping Licht who dropped her, she rolled over to Asta and wrapped her arms around him,
Light's light swords vanished, "Sally, leave that human alone to die and come over here," he said,
"No," Sally pouted at Licht, then she buried her face (and teeth) into Asta's neck,
"AH!," Asta cried in pain, "Stop biting me you crazy woman!,"
Valtos frowned, "Sally the master Licht has made his commands, will you not heed his instructions?,"
"Master Licht?," Sally asked, "More like uh Master Licht my balls!," she cried, "Why can't I have my boyfriend yet you two are always together?,"
"WE AREN'T GAY!," both Licht and Valtos shouted,
"Yeah whatever let me keep my test subject," she grinned nuzzling into Asta's chest,
"Rabies called it, she's either sexually attracted to corpses, chemicals, or worse both," Valtos stated,
Licht vanished and reappeared in front of Asta his foot was on Asta's face, as he held Sallys legs and tried forcibly separating the two, "Come along Sally," Licht groaned, "It's time to go home,"
"Nooooooo," she whined,
Licht continued for about a minute then he groaned, "Valtos get the third eye!,"
Valtos bowed, "At once master,"
Twelve minutes later,
"Come on Sally isn't it such a pain to hold onto that boy for so long?," Raya asked with a yawn, as he sat in front of Sally and Asta,
"Nope," Sally cheered,
"Yes," Asta groaned,
"Quiet you filth!," Vetto grinned, "Unless you want to face tank my beast magic you swine," He had his hands on Asta's legs and pulled him away from Sally,
"Sally let go of this filthy human, and I promise I won't kill him instantly," Fanna stated as she and Salamander pulled Licht and Sally away from Asta, "I will however kill him very slowly,"
Asta held Sally closer to him, "I never thought I'd say this but-, PLEASE DON'T LET GO CRAZY LADY!,"
"Ooh, how forward baby," Sally giggled,
"HEY WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON IN HERE?!," The Eye of the midnight sun and Asta stared at Yami Sukihiro, "Eh, that you kid in the middle of his tug a' war?," he asked,
"Captain Yami," Licht stated, He held up a fat stack of cash, "Help us get Asta away from Sally and I'll pay you,"
Yami blew a puff of smoke, he wrapped his arms around Asta's waist, "You're standing in between me an' a payday kid, let go of the glasses bikini girl,"
"BUT CAPTAIN, THEY'LL KILL ME IF I DO!," Asta screamed,
Yami grabbed Asta's head, "Huh?, what makes you think I won't kill you if you don't let go,"
"AHHHH, NO CAPTAIN YAMI PLEASEE!-,"
"Ke-ke-keh, Yami what are you doing over there with those terrorists?," Asked the captain of The green praying mantis magic knights squad Jack The Ripper, next to him were Charlotte Rosele, and Nozel Silva who were both captains themselves,
"Hey beanpole, gimme a hand over here!," Yami called,
"Oooh, they're getting the severing mage in here too," Sally smirked, "Remind you of anything Asta?,"
"Sh-should it?," Asta asked, then upon seeing Sally's grin and fake blush he knew he done fucked up,
"Reminds me of our first time," Everyone stopped for a moment, then both Sally and Asta were dropped to the floor,
Asta stared up at Sally who straddled him with a perverse grin on her face, and the third eye who glared down at him like he was an insect, And Licht who just stared,
Yami laughed, "Didn't know ya had it in ya brat!," he laughed, "Also-," he said seriously, "FINRAL!."