Audio from the interview of Captain Ross after Site 13-
"We thought it would be simple, that it was to investigate the building and find out where it came from. It was a nightmare. Oh god, my team died under my watch. I couldn't save them no matter what I did. And those (REDACTED) just laugh at the destruction and horror around us! What are they and how can they just smile as they fight monsters like (REDACTED) and (REDACTED)?! How does the council control them!?"
From the files of Dr 0: Chairman of the Ethics Committee
Agent B:
The Squad
Description: The subject of this file is different compared to others. Instead of one, this is a six man squad hence the name: The Squad. All of them are best described as gamers due to their love of video games and seeing the SCP anomalies as 'bosses' as they say. They all have nicknames and personalities that are best described as 'colorful'.
The Owl: Leader of the group though it may be just a title because he rarely gives out orders and in fact disappears to do his own thing. Claims to be Asian-Canadian and impulsive. The Owl is a humanoid male with an orange owl head. His clothes are a red jacket over a black shirt with the REDACTED logo on it as well as black jeans. His powers are based on separating an unknown energy from his body and releasing it on command from firing energy balls and bullets. The energy can even form into sound and invisible creatures.
The Jester: Most insane and mysterious member of the squad. Unlike the others who are willing to talk about their past, the Jester doesn't discuss it and hides his face with a hockey mask along with a blue hoodie and jeans. Without it, he is wearing clown makeup, obscuring his face. His powers include mining and creating weapons and potions from materials such as swords, bows, and healing potions.
The Irish: Weakest member in both power and personality. Annoying and weird, he is odd as he has said the most random things such as 'Hocking a dookie' and 'Slither like a gummy worm'. His face resembles a bulldog but seems to be human. His clothes are a green button shirt tucked into jeans and seems to have diapers. His only power is a greatsword that he created and said to use the strongest metal where they are from. The weapon has so much strength that it can create earthquakes by slamming the ground. Also uses a wing creature as a mount.
The Wrath: The temperamental member of the squad. Has rage moods and is annoyed by his friends. He is humanoid but has a pig snout and ears along with a helmet. His shirt has a cat and zebra pattern pants. His powers are gravity control and welding items together. Also proficient in lava and disintegration magic.
The Rogue: The only normal person of the group. He doesn't seem to have any weird quirks and in fact, is the one that stops the others from doing anything to anger the O-5 council. African American and wears an outfit reminiscent of Finn from Adventure Time. His powers are tar manipulation with guns inside the thick liquid. He also uses the tar for stealth purposes such as scouting and information gathering.
The Robot: The odd one of the group. It is currently unknown if he is human, robotic, or cybernetic. Machine that doesn't seem to have emotions but seems to glitch and mimic them. He wears a leather outfit that is similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Terminator franchise. His powers seem to combine the functions of all the terminator robots including gun mastery, manipulate his liquid alloy, create a plasma cannon from his arm, and regeneration. His original abilities is cloning himself to create an army of himself as well as a sonic scream that can break a decibel meter.
History: The Squad were found in REDACTED, USA alongside an unconscious skeleton creature that would eventually become SCP 041: Overlord. They later joined MTF Alpha and became The Squad. What is interesting however is that they are not part of any factions and are neutral to any conflict within the task force.
The only person of interest they seem to interact with the most is Dr Jack Bright. They all seem to get along with their mutual love of pranks and jokes. They have done such activities as trying to tame SCP 682 with a roll up newspaper, create a kingdom in Site REDACTED with The Squad as knights to King/Queen Bright, been banned from Las Vegas, and try to create a SCP cock fighting ring. The Squad and Dr Bright seem to be close friends and have always volunteered to protect SCP 963 so they can revive the doctor in case his previous body is killed.
SCP 610: The Flesh that Hates broke out of containment where multiple corpses have spread the disease possibly thanks outside help. The team stopped SCP 610 by killing and burning the corpses. Though it seems SCP 041 was around to assist them.
The most deadly case they have taken however is SCP 1730: Site 13. First it should be said that Site 13 wasn't created yet and we may never allow it now that we know what would happen. The building that would become SCP 1730 appears out of nowhere in REDACTED. Multiple Mobile Task Forces such as Apollo-3: Game Wardens, Tau-5: Samsara and Zeta-9: Mole Rats were sent along with Agent B to investigate and the video from the soldiers' cameras on their helmets shows a grim reality.
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Leeches appear from the ground and grab a soldier and they eat him at an instant. "AAHH!"
"Everyone get back! It's closing in!" Captain Hollis orders as a giant monster crashes from the floor. "It's Leech boy!"
"ALRIGHT! Everyone let's go!" The Owl shouts as he creates energy balls and they hit the creature that barely reacts. The Robot fires a giant cannon from his arm and it falls. The Wrath looks at a open gate to an arena and looks shock.
"Holy (REDACTED), is that Gate Guardian and Deer?!"
The Jester runs into the arena while Wrath follows him and can be heard shouting. "Let me at them!"
"Where the (REDACTED) is Irish and Rogue?!" Robot shouts and Owl answers as they keep hitting the giant leech monster. "They said they were going to activate the nuke in the building!"
"You brought a nuke to this Site?!" Captain Hollis demands but Owl laughs at her question. "Don't you have one?"
"Guys we found some weird some looking monster and think someone is connected to it's head." Rogue can be heard on the headset but suddenly he can be heard shouting. "Irish put the nuke down!"
The last thing heard before connection cuts off from a large explosion is, "SUDOKU!" (Static)
Interview: (Dr Jack Bright walks in and sits down.)
Dr 0: (Confused) "Um Dr Bright, what are you doing here? I ask for one of the squadmates of Agent B."
Dr Bright (Smiling): "Yeah I know but I'm here to represent them for this case. Consider me their lawyer."
Dr 0: "Ooookay but-"
Dr Bright: (Interrupts by slamming the table) "OBJECTION!"
Dr 0: "What?"
Dr Bright: (Sits back down) "Naw, I just wanted to say that. Continue."
Dr 0: (Sighs) "Very well. Now did they tell you anything about Site 13?"
Dr Bright: "Yep, that place was crazy. They were able to destroyed the base and the explosion caused a teleporter to activate and take them who knows where."
Dr 0: "They still use a nuke."
Dr Bright: "Sure but the O-5 council gave them permission to use it."
Dr 0: "What about their pasts? Do you know anything?"
Dr Bright: "Oh they were Isekai."
Dr 0: (Confused) "Isekai?"
Dr Bright: "They were teleported to a medieval world and wreck the place up with their 21st century minds."
Dr 0: "I see... Can you tell me anything else?"
Dr Bright: (He stops smiling) Yeah why are you doing this? They are good for the Foundation."
Dr 0: "You know why Dr Bright."
Dr Bright: "Come on, The (REDACTED) Incident was bad but you shouldn't include everyone to be the cause."
Dr 0: "So you would allow people like Agent F and J to take care of SCP 590 or 321?"
Dr Bright: (He does nothing nor show any emotion.)
Dr 0: "I thought so."
(END OF LOG)
Weakness: I would usually say that it would be best to separate them but they are equally dangerous perhaps even more by themselves. Honestly I would just suggest waiting for them to kill each other. They'll either fight over the oddest subjects or use a weapon that'll vaporize themselves by accident.
Result: They see the Foundation as a game and don't have any allegiance except perhaps to Dr Bright. So long as the O-5 Council doesn't create a new rule that bans Dr Bright from interacting with The Squad then they are loyal to the Foundation. Threat Level- Apollyon.
Dr 0 is walking around Site 17, known as the safest Site of the foundation where only Safe class are being kept. He is trying to locate an agent that has been known to live in this Site but has been having difficulty finding them. Then rain can be heard pouring but that confuses the doctor because the weather report said it would be sunny today. That was until the intercom came alive and shouted to warn everyone.
"ALL UNITS BE ADVISED, SCP 1861 HAS APPEAR FROM THE NEARBY LAKE."
People in diving suits enter the building and kidnap the staff to take them away. Dr 0 runs and dives under a desk to hide from the mysterious men. One of them is nearby, searching for the chairman but something grabs onto the diving suit by the back and punches it from behind. It falls and bangs it's head on the desk which knocks it out. The mysterious savior goes to the doctor and reassures him. "Don't worry sir, you can come out and I'll protect you."
"SCP 2800?" Dr 0 realized who his savior was and said person looks happy as he holds his green thorny hand out.
"Cactusman: Sidekick of Master C is here to help!" He helps him up and they can hear explosions outside. It appears he now knows where Agent C is.