It was morning time as we were all wide awake in our dorm, all except for our "glorious leader", Sai who is still sleeping, dreaming of lords know what.
"So who's going to wake him up?" Damion asked.
"Don't worry, I gots this." I said before clearing my throat. "Hey Sai, Nisha's here and she's in a bikini!" I announced.
"Where?!" Sai asked, immediately shooting up from his bed, looking around excitedly, only to not see my sister anywhere. "Oh. I see. You lied to wake me up." He said disapointedly, shooting me in the face.
"Nice to see you're up, Sleeping Beauty." I said sarcastically, recovering from a headshot.
We eventually got our room cleaned, our bunk beds finally been conjured by our silver haired enigmatic leader. "Well guys, we did it." Sai declared.
"Yeah. I'm thinking we could add a few things here. Like a 70 inch TV, with Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Peacock, Amazon Prime Video, and so on to binge our favorite programs." I suggested.
"Nice." Nicolas said.
"Not bad, buddy." Sai added while Damion just nodded.
"Some games too. Like a PS5, Xbox, and Switch." I added.
"Good. Good." Sai stated.
"A mini fridge. For our soda, beer and Hetap." I said.
"Awesome." Nicolas said.
"I'd kill for one right now." Sai smiled.
"Soda, beer or Hetap?" Damion asked.
"Yes." Sai answered.
"Oh, and I'm thinking of adding either a sandwich bar or a sushi bar. Why not both? " I asked.
"I don't know about that. Let's save em if we'll gonna run a nightclub or something." Sai suggested.
"Sure thing." I said.
"And we gotta hurry. Class is about to start soon." Damion said.
"Right. Good thing we teleport." I said. At that moment, we all did teleport, at once, appearing in the classroom on one of the front desks, to the left of Ruby's team and right in front of Serena's team, Jaune's team to the right of them, behind Ruby's team.
My little siblings' team arrived and sat behind Serena's team.
The first class was Professor Port's. This annoyed me because one of the main things I hate is arrogance and he displays quite a lot of it. "Monsters. DEMONS-" He started.
"We have some of those in this class, you realize?" Sai stated in an annoyed tone, understandably triggered.
"Oh, my apologies. Back to what I was saying: Monsters, demons, prowlers of the night!" He continued.
"Batman?" Me and Nicolas asked silently.
"Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names. But I merely refer to them as prey." He said, laughing.
"On that, we can agree." Sai said silently, Damion nodding.
"I hear that." I said in agreement.
The rest of the class was silent, however, putting him in an awkward position, as I think he was expecting laughter or applause. "Uh... And you shall too, upon graduation from this prestigious academy!" He said.
"I already call them prey. Those ursai were delicious." Sai said, remembering that after the ceremony where we became teams, and us threw a big barbecue to congratulate everyone, the ursai we killed being the main course.
"Yeah and Brie is still munching on one." I said as pointed at my baby sis who is scarfing on the ursai's paw covered in barbecue before burping.
"That's not ladylike." Serena said with an uneasy look on her face.
"Now as I was saying: Vale, as well as the other 3 kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world. Our planet is absolutely TEEMING with creatures, that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces." He continued.
"Oh I'm quaking in my boots." I joked while wiggling my fingers as the guys laughed.
And that's where we come in. Huntsman! Huntresses." He said, pausing to click his tongue at and I think wink at Yang (it's hard to tell about that second one, since his eyes are always closed). Yang giggled nervously at this, clearly creeped out, but trying to hide it and Damion looked like he was ready to cause bodily harm to the teacher, sending a murderous glare.
"Calm down, buddy. Happy place. Happy place." Sai soothingly calming him down.
"Individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves. From what you ask?" He paused.
"Didn't you already told us about what?" I asked.
"Why, from the very world!" He said, waiting for a reaction again, but it never came, except one random student who is never seen again in the show. "That is what you are training to become." He continued.
"Or already are in our case." I said to the guys.
"But first, a story. The tale of a young, handsome man. Me!" He said again.
"Ugh..." Teams BDSS, SUSN, BABS and JNPR all groaned.
As he told the story, I was about to look up to my iPhone until I noticed Weiss becoming increasingly pissed at Ruby as she did understandably childish things, such as draw a picture of Port making him look fatter and goofier than he is. Reminding me of that one episode of Spongebob where Patrick draw a similar picture of Mrs. Puff, calling her a big fat meanie. "The moral of the story..." Port started after finishing the story.
"You hold yourself in WAY too high-esteem." Sai stated as us, Brandyn's and Serena's team laughing quietly.
"A true hunstman must be honorable." Port said, as I nodded, Ruby making a silly face, balancing a pencil on one finger and crossing her eyes, Weiss getting angrier at her display. "A true huntsman must be dependable." He continued, me nodding once again, Ruby sleeping and Weiss getting even more pissed. "A TRUE huntsman must be strategic, well-educated and wise!" He finished, me nodded one last time before pointing at myself with both thumbs as if to say "right here", Ruby picking her nose and Weiss becoming FURIOUS. "So, who among you believes yourself to be the embodiments of these traits?" He asked, my hand shooting up first and Weiss' hand quickly following.
"Those traits does fit me like a glove." I said with a grin underneath my mask.
"Don't know about the last three tho." Sai joked.
"You raggedy bitch." I said.
"I do, sir!" Weiss said.
"Ah! Two volunteers! Wonderful! Well then. Let's find out. As luck would have it, I have two monsters here. One for each of you. Miss Schnee, you will go first. Step forward and face your opponent." He said, gesturing to a cage beside him.
"Ah good. I'm about to show Miss Thing a thing or two." I said.
"Let's go, Draco. You got this, man." Sai cheered.
"Don't let us down, bro." Nicolas added.
"Try not to make us look bad." Damion said.
"Good luck, Schnee and please do try not to trip over your ego." I said, as I earned a glare from the heiress which I ignored as I sat down on the teacher's desk with my legs folded.
Weiss took her stance, weapon ready as Port prepared to release the beast. "Go, Weiss!" Yang cheered.
"Fight well." Blake said, waving a small RWBY flag.
"Yeah, represent team RWBY!" Ruby cheered, raising her hand in the air, but her cheer was the one that bothered the arrogant heiress.
"Ruby! I'm trying to focus!" She snapped.
"Oh, sorry." The younger girl said sadly, shrinking down a bit.
"Don't be a bitch, she was cheering FOR you." Damion said.
"Alright! Let the match begin!" Port said, bringing his axe down and slicing the lock holding up the door, releasing the boarbetusk, which charged at Weiss, but at the last minute, she rolled and slashed it and hit it, but the armor on its body protected it. It then turned around to face her as she took another stance. "Ha ha! Wasn't expecting that, were you?" Port asked.
"Expecting what? I didn't really catch it." Sai asked.
"Hang in there, Weiss!" Ruby said encouragingly.
The two opponents rushed at each other, the boar charging and Weiss gliding across the ground towards it, but then shockingly, the boarbetusk maneuvered its head and manage to trap Weiss' rapier behind its tusks. "Oh, a bold new approach. I like it!" Port said.
Meanwhile I was reading up a comic through my phone called I Grow Stronger By Eating showing very little interest to what's going on. "Heh. This guy is a fucking menace." I said referring to the main character.
"Certainly not showing of much wisdom, is she?" Damion asked.
"She's about to get bodied." Brie said.
"If she keeps this up then yeah." Brandyn agreed.
"But will your big bro do much better?" Azure asked.
"Hells yeah." Brie said.
"Positive." Brandyn added
"Come on, Weiss, show it who's boss!" Ruby said. Weiss turned and glared at her, leader, but this distraction allowed the boarbetusk to pull away her sword and knock her back.
"Welp, there goes her toy." Brie said.
"Ho, ho! Now what will you do without your weapon?" Port asked.
"Good question." Damion said.
Weiss looked up quickly to see the boar charge again, but she rolled out of the way, causing it to hit the desk my team was at and fall to the ground on its side, giving her enough time to run and grab her weapon once again. "Weiss! Go for its belly! There's no armor underneath!" Ruby said helpfully.
"Stop telling me what to do!" Weiss snapped.
"Hey Miss Thing, she's your leader!" Brie said.
"That's literally the whole fucking point." Damion added.
The boarbetusk then roared and rolled into a ball, wheeling its way towards the angry heiress. "Yo, did it just fuckin' Spin Dash like Sonic." I asked, watching. She then created a glyph in front of it to knock it onto its back and one in the air behind her. She did a jumping backflip to land on the glyph and launched herself at the downed boar, impaling it and finishing it off, panting heavily.
"Bravo! Bravo! It appears we are indeed in the presence of a true huntress in training." Port said, then looked at me. "Well, Mr. Bloodgrave, do you think you can beat that?" He asked.
"Oh, I think I might be able to shave off a bit of time. Just maybe, not a guarantee." I said fake-modestly.
"Well, then, let's find out. Ms. Schnee, return to your seat. Mr. Bloodgrave, take her place on the battle floor." Port said, clearing the corpse of the one Weiss killed out of the way and moving the cage with the other boarbetusk into the way. "Are you ready?" He asked.
"Is the Pope catholic? That means yes." I said.
"Very well. Make it quick, though, we haven't much time." He said, releasing it in the same manner as he did for Weiss.
"Oh it'll be quick. Just don't blink." I smirked as it charged at me. At the last second before it could hit me, I had my hand stretched out and created a orb of blood bomb and knocked it on it's back as it detonated I back flipped and propelled myself with my blood power at the downed beast and impaled it with my blood katana.
"Did he just...?" Weiss asked while gritting her teeth in anger.
"Damn, Draco just stole Weiss' finisher." Nicolas said with a laugh.
"Our boy is savage." Sai nodded approvingly.
"Indeed." Damion agreed with a grin.
"Talk about disrespect. You showed her, bro!" Brie cheered.
"Well done, my boy! That is truly skill that would make a huntsman proud" Port said, putting a hand on my shoulder and giving it a small, congratulatory shake. "Now, that's all the time we have for today. Be sure to cover the assigned reading and as always, stay vigilant." He said.
Weiss then glared at me, then at Ruby and stormed out. "Oops. Did I step on her shoes?" I asked jokingly.
"What's with her?" Jaune asked, the remaining members of team RWBY looking between themselves.
"Don't mind her. She just got blood her panties." I said before grabbing the Grimm boar. "Who's hungry?"
"Let's throw this bad boy on a spit!" Sai suggested.
"Ewww!" Brie said.
"He means to stick it like a rotisserie chicken, sis." Brandyn said.
"Ohhh. Sounds good. Got the BBQ sauce on deck!" She announced, holding the bottle of barbecue sauce.
We walked out, but were able to hear the conversation between Weiss and Ruby. "Weiss!"
"What?!"
"What's wrong with you?!"
"Besides everything?" Serena asked.
"Seriously, it's like she's got her panties in a bunch 24/7." Umbra said.
"For reals. Ol' girl thinking jus' because she's a Schnee she's entitled to everything. Thinking she's queen of the world or some shit." Brie said.
"Yeah. Like most rich kids." Ari says. "Not all." She added.
"Deadass. Anyways let's fire this thing." I said, holding the boar.
"Now you speaking my language, buddy." Sai agreed.
Later, on the roof...
We were all satisfied after Sai's masterful cooking, but Selene was still visibly bothered by Weiss' actions earlier. "I don't get it. Ozpin made the leaders of the teams leaders for good reason. If Weiss was in charge, they wouldn't have brought down that Nevermore. Why does she have to think she's better than everyone?" She said angrily.
"She's a spoiled rich brat plain and simple." I said.
"Wouldn't worry about her. Jus' let her bitch and moan." Brie said, while scarfing down on her food.
"Oh, well. I'm pretty sure Weiss becomes nicer in the second season. It's just a shame it takes an entire season for her to do that." Sai said.
"Eh, screw her." Nicolas said.
"No, I'd rather not." Sai joked as we all bursting out in laughter.