Hello Everyone, sorry for the long wait. I finally did this chapter, and added a bit more once Season 2 of Helluva Boss started. The reason for my long delay was because I contracted Covid, and I was scared because the symptoms hit me hard. As some of you may know, I lost my twin brother to Covid, and he gave me his account before his final moments. I miss him greatly, but I know he helped me push on and so that I can continue writing stories in both our names. So without further ado, here is the new chapter of Zak and his adventure.
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"Remember, just follow the rhythm….and one, two, three. One, TwO, three, oNE, two, THree!"
"Sorry", cringed Octavia holding onto Zak as he led through a waltz lesson.
She kept stepping on his toes, as he kept guiding her, all the way until the song ended, "Well…at least we made it to the end of the song with less stomps this time. That's progress in my book", chuckled Zak.
UGH "Just say it, I fucking suck! Why do I even have to learn this stupid dance?!"
"Come, come, Via Sweetie, there's no need for that. I know you're upset that you have to learn this dance, but it's for your own benefit. A Goetia Princess like yourself needs to know some noble etiquettecy, and it might just help you one day in the future in ways you couldn't imagine. Just look at my Zak, he had to learn it too and he complained just as much as you. Except he would stub his own little toes, and cry out until I carry him and give him his favorite stuff teddy-"
"Mom!" yelled Zak in embarrassment at a large mirror that showed Bella's image communicating through her own phone.
Giggle "You were so cute even back then Honey. I couldn't think of a better dance partner to help teach you Via. Sorry I couldn't be there in person", said Bella smiling.
"It's okay Auntie Belle. Still glad you're at least here to help guide me a bit. Was shocked that this incubus was actually your son. Though I suppose he does act like you sometimes. Who'd you say his dad was?" asked Octavia smiling back at Bella making Zak and Stolas flinch behind her.
Giggle "Someone who I just couldn't help but fall in love with Via. Oh, By the way, I also got you a little souvenir from my travels", said Bella revealing a taxidermy rabbit with small antler horns on its head, "Ta-Da, it's a jackalope! I saw it in this cute little shop my teacher once brought me, and it just reminded me of you."
"Wow, thanks Auntie, it's actually kind-a cute. Is your teacher Zak's dad?" asked Octavia.
"Oh no, no, far from it. Zak's dad and I just have this special…connection between us that we just sort of…clicked I guess. It's something I hope will happen to you as well one day…right after I have a talk with them first", said Bella with her eyes flashing pink.
"You'll have to beat me to them first Belladonna", muttered Stolas overseeing their lessons with his eyes momentarily flashing as he got into his protective daddy mode.
"Is that a challenge Stolas?" asked Bella.
"Belladonna, please, you're reputation proceeds you. Now if anyone just so happens to touch my sweet little owlet I'll-"
"Now hold it right there mister! I may not be related by blood to her, but so help me I'll put a damn bullet between some fucker's eyes if they so much as blink in Via's direction before you can get your fancy spells out! Trust me, I know, I did it to some hussies who was trying to take advantage of my sweet Zak! Thrice!" yelled Bella with pride in her voice.
"Uh…"
"Don't…just…don't. It's was…disturbing to say the least when it happened to me, but I'm still grateful to my mom", whispered Zak remembering several gold-digger imp girls he once dated.
"Oh really Belladonna, you and those fancy firearms of yours. There's no finesse, no grace of execution, of hearing your victims-"
"Don't give me that tone Stolas! You know very well that a lot of people who have seen my work called it art! Just because spells are good, doesn't mean they're always effective like a gun!" argued Bella shooting an imp behind her effectively injuring him without even looking back.
Agh "My leg! My leg!"
"Oi! Shut it! I'm on the phone! The nerve of some people, I swear", yelled Bella to her victim.
"I know, especially when they start begging for you to spare them and such. It can be quite exhausting after a while. Remember that one 'Mommy and Me' class we attended?" said Stolas walking around with an imp carrying the mirror he was talking into.
"Wait, was that when you brought Via as an egg, or when I was just about to give birth?" asked Bella.
"Why do you always keep bringing that one up?" asked Stolas in disdain.
"Can you blame me? I've never seen you barf up so many pellets before. It was disgusting yet fascinating to watch. I couldn't even look away", shivered Bella at the memory when she unhooked one of heel-pistols, and jammed the hidden blade heel against the wounded imp making him yell louder in pain.
"Really Belladonna, must you do that while we're having a discussion?" asked Stolas trying to steer the conversation away from the subject. He was getting flashbacks to the instructional video on how babies were born that initially caused him to begin his pellet bombardment. He gaged at bit at the memory when Bella wasn't looking at him.
"Hey, it's a low-level bounty. He's my chum for tackling a bigger prey", said Bella.
"That's another thing, why do you keep coming up with these fish metaphors around me? I blame those fishsicle carvings you had", said Stolas' voice echoing as he rounded the hall.
"I didn't know they were good! It was a weird craving! And don't get me started on you roosting with Via's egg sometimes! Who ever heard of a cucumber, pickle, and mice sandwich with extra mayonnaise?! Last I checked your bitch of a wife was the one who laid her, so why did you have cravings?" echoed Bella's voice.
"Well at least mine had better taste compared to that fishy smell", echoed Stolas' voice.
"Our parents are weird", groaned Octavia with a small smile on her face.
Chuckle "It's quite nice to know they get along so well though. Imagine if we were cousins", chuckled Zak.
"Well, at least you'd be one of the good cousins", laughed Octavia.
"Shall we try again? You still have to try dancing in heels afterwards", reminded Zak, "And after that, I'll make you my mom's famous lasagna with the eggplants in it."
Groan "Bad enough I have to wear one of those dresses", groaned Octavia in frustration.
"You should try wearing a tuxedo. Things get pretty warm in those, pretty fast", chuckled Zak taking up a normal waltz stance.
"Well, I do love her cooking. You know I like my slice with-"
"I brought extra parmesan, my mom told me. My mom's teacher is also my teacher in a lot of things as well. Let's just say that he never goes anywhere without some spices on hand for any occasion. Remember, listen to the beat, and try not to look down. Try and match my movements as best as you can, and relax a bit. This is practice after all. As my teacher says to me, 'Smile! You're never fully dress without one!'"
"You're teacher sounds weird", giggled Octavia.
"You should see him and my mom get into a cooking war. Now, from the top, one, two, three…"
IMP Headquarters
Loona was sipping some coffee while reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika on the cover reading "DOES SHE HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND?!"
"Was wondering when they would find out", muttered Loona.
"I hope we don't get her in trouble", said Maddie looking over the article.
"Naw, She'll be fine. Celebrities go through this all the time", said Loona putting the coffee mug down as the grimoire glows creating a portal to the human world.
BOOM
A tree falls through the portal startling Maddie into Loona's arms with several severed heads rolling along the ground. Moxxie appears from the branches revving a chainsaw when Blitzo strolls in the office feeling cheerful, "Whoo! That was fuck ton of lumberjacks! Good thing we didn't need our Meat Shield since the pink whore stole him away."
"Verosika didn't steal him away, she had Vortex introduce him to the Bodyguard Union meeting so he could join, and then Stolas' daughter called asking for a favor. Maddie told you this in advance, you just didn't listen like always", said Loona flipping through the pages while Maddie was still in her arms, "Babe, either get down or go down on me. Either one is fine."
Giggle "Well…I mean, Blitzo is here. Giggle I mean I couldn't just…" giggled Maddie while blushing at the erotic idea.
"So?" asked Loona in a deadpan voice, "Never stopped us with Zak."
"Okay, really didn't need to know that, and I'm burning that fuckin' desk tomorrow", said Blitzo as Millie crab walked in with an axe in her mouth.
"I'm still so jazzed up!" laughed Millie manically snapping her axe in half.
"Well you better stay jazzed ha-cha, babe-"
"Don't ever fuckin do that again", interrupted Loona and Blitzo in the same deadpan tone. He looked over to Maddie to see her nodding in agreement with them making him stare at them with a deadpan expression.
"Okay…well anyway, guess where I'm taking you tonight?" said Moxxie throwing away his chainsaw while making gun point gestures at his wife.
"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Sides, drinks are on me tonight! Let's hit up the new dive down the street!" said Blitzo motioning towards the exit.
"Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie…to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!" announced Moxxie making Millie's eyes sparkle.
SQUEAL "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!" squealed Millie excitedly.
"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while, and pulled some strings", said Moxxie fixing his suit.
"Moxxie!" squealed Millie excitedly jumping into her husband's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing making Blitzo roll his eyes in disgust.
Loona was flipping through pages while Maddie sent a message to Verosika about the two imps loving their gift. She replied with a thumbs up emoji, a heart, and then an invitation about a hound party that Milky was planning to throw to celebrate with Tex. Loona saw this, and replied with a thumbs up emoji, an eggplant, and a wolf howling making Verosika like her reply with Maddie giggling.
Ugh "O-Okay, okay, can you two just…not?" groaned Blitzo in disgust.
"I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time?" panted a love-struck Moxxie while Millie smothered his face.
"No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring-as-fuck monogamy", said Blitzo making Loona and Maddie stare him questionably.
"Uh no. The reservation is for us", said Moxxie.
"Uh huh", nodded Blitzo ignoring his comment.
"Just us", said Moxxie getting mad knowing that his boss was planning something already.
"Mmm-hmm", nodded Blitzo again ignoring his comment again.
"Without you there. Explicitly without you there", said Moxxie getting more annoyed.
"Why don't you just flat-out invite him fatty?" groaned Loona knowing her adoptive father's tendencies.
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Loona on that one, Moxxie. You can keep saying 'no' to him, but-"
"I wear something nice!" said Blitzo hugging the married imps, "It's a big deal after all! See you lovebugs later!" said Blitzo whistling his way out.
Growl
"Called it", said Loona flipping more pages as Moxxie growled furiously.
"Yeah…Even I saw that one coming", said Maddie in a caring tone knowing Blitzo's habits with the two imps.
"Relax sweetie, don't let him get to you today", said Millie before seductively dragging her finger down Moxxie's chest and making a seductive purring sound, Purr "Let's just go home and… clean this blood off. I wanna see just how dirty we can get before we leave."
Seductive Purr
Millie kept making seductive purring noises stroking his pants causing his enhanced dick to harden before she led him towards the exit with her tail seductively stroking her husband's face. Once the two imps were gone, Maddie and Loona stared at the door waiting to see if anything else happens.
"Is that offer to go down on you still open?" asked Maddie smiling excitedly.
"Thought you'd never ask", said Loona taking off her shorts.
Bing
Loona looked at her phone, spreading her legs, as Maddie went down under the desk, "Hey, about Tex's hellhound party, you wanna-oh…ooh fuck yeah, Mmm you're getting good at that", moaned Loona while Maddie gave her a thumbs up at her unfinished question.
Station
Bing Bong
"Elevator for Lust departing in five minutes", announced the station with a lustful tone near the end of the announcement.
Moxxie fixes his bowtie after changing his attire to a tuxedo top with red trims, white stocking on his digitrade legs over his black pants. Millie walks up to him all in a grey dress with black trimmings over her shoulder, and showing off her tone legs, a heart cutout on her abdomen, and black choker making her husband's tail shoot up once more at how much the dress hugged her curves. Millie giggled at his reaction as he curtly bows to her, and they both walk off together unaware of the peering eyes from on the opposite side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sat down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper.
Blitzo takes out his phone as he calls Loona on his phone marked "Loonypoo". His phone instantly went straight to voicemail with her message answering, "Yeah it's Loona. I'm probably being bent over backwards by my boyfriend while licking my girlfriend's pussy. So whoever you are, go for it."
BEEP
"Hey Loonie, just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight. And fix your goddamn answering machine as well. Too much info", said Blitzo hanging up his phone looking on at the couple.
Ring of Lust
Several flickering neon signs of naked succubi and sex flickered as a large looming restaurant with a circus theme similar to the D.A.T.E. in Pride. A bright neon sign showed in neat cursive calligraphy reading "Ozzie's" above as the married imps walk inside the building. Blitzo attempts to follow them in, until a large burly winged imp blocked his way.
"Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?" asked the buff imp. He had neat combed white hair with two medium white and black horns slightly slick back bent at an angle. He had some pink-white markings along his chest, the end of his arrow tip tail, and wing joints with two medium size wings fluttering behind him that had slits near his back. He was shirtless with two 'x' shaped pasties over his nipples, cufflinks around his wrists, and a bow tie around his neck seen common in male strippers. He had on a pair of crotchless jeans with white underwear covering his crotch.
"Oh yeah. I'm with those two", said Blitzo pointing towards the entrance where Moxxie and Millie just walked through.
"This club is for couples only", said the winged imp.
"It's what?" asked a shocked Blitzo.
"Let me put in a way you understand. No date, no reservation, no entry. Capiche?" growled the winged imp while Blitzo looked at him and his muscular physique feeling a bit intimidated.
"Uh ...Y-you know, you have really nice eyes…daddy?" said Blitzo batting his eyes while trying to flirt with the winged imp.
"The name's Jesse, and I ain't your 'daddy'", said the imp roughly grabbing Blitzo by the throat before throwing him far into the lid of a dumpster that shut itself.
Bam
"You fucking prude!" yelled Blitzo flipping him off. He climbs out of the dumpster until the lid slams down on his tail tripping him over several trash bags. He crosses his arms growling in frustration until he smiles mischievously after getting an idea.
Goetia Mansion
Stolas sadly sighs as he pours milk onto a bowl of cereal. He groans while sitting at an empty table as he looked around feeling bored, empty, and lonely at the same time. He gets up again, and carries his bowl towards a couch and covers himself with a blanket. He turns on the TV after slumping down, and turns towards a channel showing the title of "Hell-a-Novela".
"Ay, why won't you love me Alejandro?" cried a female imp shoving a handsome imp dramatically away from her while walking off screen as she cried loudly once more.
"That's a mood, Gabriella. Though I wished they picked a better name. Can understand the fascination with some of these human names they use", commented Stolas eating a spoonful of cereal while feeling irritated at the female imp's character name for some reason.
Ring Ring
Stolas turned his attention towards the ringing telephone when a large puff of smoke comes out that was his caller ID stating "Blitzy is calling". Stolas reads the message and spits out his cereal in mouth while slightly choking at some of the swallowed content while making loud avian noises. He scrambles over to the phone, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket in the process, before reaching out to finally answer his phone.
"Hello?! Hello? Blitzy?" answered Stolas.
"Stolas, hey you-uh, shit. You busy tonight?" asked Blitzo muttering to himself at the desperate situation he was in.
"Umm…why do you ask?" asked a confused Stolas.
"I was wondering if you… wanna come with me to a club tonight?" groaned Blitzo.
"Are you…asking me on a date, Blitzy?" blushed Stolas with his pupils turning into hearts.
"I…yes, I suppose that is what's happening. How fast can you get down to Lust?" groaned Blitzo looking over at the entrance to Ozzie's.
"I can be ready in 20!" said an excited Stolas rummaging through his closet.
"All right, fantastic. See you soon", said Blitzo eager to hang up the awkward phone call.
"I'll see you~ Blitzy~", said Stolas in a singsong voice hanging up his call, "Oh Goodness gracious, I don't know what to wear. What kind of make-up should I use, is this the right cologne? Ooh I can't believe my darling Blitzy asked me out!"
Stolas suddenly stopped in his track after realizing what he just said, Gasp "Blitzy just asked me out! I need help, I can't think straight, but who am I going to-"
Stolas suddenly stopped in his monologue after remembering someone he trusted who could help him with his first date ever, and dialed her number on his cellphone to video chat.
Phone Ringing
"Hey big-Stolas?!" yelled a startled Bella wearing only an apron about to show off her breasts before she interrupted herself trying to cover up.
"O-Oh! Goodness gracious! Belladonna, I'm s-so sorry! I-" stammered Stolas tumbling his phone into the air before catching it, and turning it around so he couldn't see her.
"What the fuck Stolas?! Why are you calling me this late?!" asked Bella after fixing her apron, "And turn the fucking phone, I'm decent already."
"Me?! That should be my question to you! And how is only wearing an apron 'decent'?!" argued Stolas.
"Because I was sexting my husband, and seducing him to come and fuck me like I always do! After sexting, he video chats me, and I do a little strip tease for him before I invite him over to Earth so he can fuck me!" argued Bella.
"I…I really didn't want to picture that Belladonna. Especially him of a people-"
"Get to the point Stolas, I'm fucking horny!" argued Bella.
"Really Belladonna, I thought you were above that", groaned Stolas pinching between his two lower eyes in frustration.
"No, I'm above that when I'm hunting bounties or being a mother to my son. But since this particular bounty won't be available for a while, and I have some free time, I want my more-hung-than-a-Clydesdale-stallion husband to come and breed me like a bitch in heat, and maybe see if we can give Zak a little sibling", said Bella with a bit of a blush on her face.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that", said Stolas with a deadpan expression, "I hate that scoundrel."
"Yeah, well, I fucking hate your walking dildo so I guess we're even", said Bella with a deadpan expression as well, "You know if you let me kill him, I know a guy who can bronze his dick once I cut it off so you can still-"
"Anyways…I need your help with something important", interrupted Stolas blushing at her suggestion.
"Pass", said Bella about to hang up.
"Wait! Wait, wait, wait, no! Please Belladonna, Blitzy ask me out on our first date and I need your help!" argued a frantic Stolas.
"Well, make sure he behaves before I put a bullet between his eyes", groaned Bella once more about to hang up.
"Please Belladonna, I could really use your help!" pleaded Stolas.
"You already wasted your favor on me sparing him when I first met him, and he tried to get into my pants remember? I'm not doing any more favors related to-"
"I'll owe you one! Anything! I promise! I'll even owe you two if you do this now!" interrupted Stolas.
Groan "I want a date with my husband on Earth", groaned Bella.
"Done", agreed Stolas.
"In a nice fancy restaurant! Nothing cheap or flaking out on me because he's an angel that you hate! I want something romantic like The Jules Vern in Paris or better", replied Bella.
"Of course", agreed Stolas with a look of disgust on his face.
"And a nice hotel for us to fuck in, and I mean like the fucking Presidential Suite too! No cheap motels in some shady run down place!" said Bella.
"Oh come now Belladonna, where am I going to-"
"Stolas!" interrupted an angry Bella.
"Fine! Fine, I'll see if I can pull some of my contacts on Earth to get you the Presidential Suite, just don't expect miracles from me!" argued Stolas.
"Is that a Heaven joke at my husband's expense? Cause it wasn't a very good one", said Bella crossing her arms.
Angry Muttered Squawk
"Don't take that tone with me, young man! Don't think I don't know what that squawk means! I had to stand in front of God and Lucifer up in Heaven in the middle of a fucking tiresome negotiation, and I'm fucking stressed out! I'm giving up part of my sex night for you and-"
"Alright, fine Belladonna! I'll try and groan get along with him since you promise to spare Blitzy's life. Now will you please come over and help me prepare for my date?" asked Stolas.
Groan "Give me five minutes. Could've been down on my knees sucking off my hubby's giant-"
Beep
Stolas hung up his phone as Bella's seal appeared on the floor of his house, and helped her through. They spent several minutes rummaging through his closet until they were both satisfied with an outfit they both agreed on, Bella giving him pointers on some eyeliner, and her lecturing on several kinds of cologne options he could wear depending on the mood he wanted to portray. Bella fixed his ascot, and gave her final approval over what kind of wines would be good to go with his meal for his date if he didn't find any of his usual preferences.
"Try to go easy on the sexual suggestions, and ease up on the heavy alcohol or it could upset your stomach especially if you're ordering red meat. I swear, not even Zak was this nervous on his first date", muttered Bella remembering her son's first date, Mm "Well maybe a little actually. Zee was a bit nervous too, but he was so adorable that I just-"
Angry Muttered Squawk
"Oh Shut up, not like you do the same thing with your 'darling Blitzy' or some shit", said Bella mimicking his tone.
"Noted", muttered Stolas as he created a portal feeling giddy again, "Wish me luck."
"I will after I ride my husband to satisfaction", waved Bella mimicking his tone and taking out her phone typing excitedly to Zadkiel.
"Do you need a portal or…"
"Oh Yeah, if you could please? Fucking hate portal travel. So fucking draining", groaned Bella as Stolas created a second portal for her to Earth.
"You really need to read my grimoire on that", commented Stolas.
"Pass, text me once you're date's done. If he does something I'll-"
"Yes, yes, of course. Same to you and your groan husband", muttered Stolas as they both walked through their respective portals.
Lust
Blitzo was pacing back and forth on a street muttering to himself while constantly checking his watch, "Come on, come on, come on…"
A large gust of wind suddenly blew behind him with a large glowing purple portal appearing, and out stepped Stolas, "Oh Blitzy, I'm here~"
"Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?"
"W-well I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you. This is our first real date after all", nervously chuckled Stolas with small blush.
"Oh…yeah, I guess this is, huh", commented Blitzo holding Stolas' hand.
Ozzie's
"You again? Beat it, shithead-"
Ahem "Do we have a problem?" interrupted Stolas making the Jesse nervous at his presence.
"Oh uh, s-shit-uh…my apologies your highness. Uh, Please go right in", stammered Jesse motioning for them to walk in while glaring in frustration at Blitzo. Blitzo pops out behind the curtain entrance and flips off Jesse before going inside just as Jesse turned around to look behind him.
Gasp "Oh, MY! Oh no, no, but…yes!" gasped Stolas looking around the romantic dinner theater atmosphere with various heart shaped decorations, dancers high above as a winged imp flew past them to join them, "Oh, Blitzo, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?"
"Oh, it just sounded like…I just thought we'd have a blast here, ya know?" stammered Blitzo having a hard time thinking of an excuse as he took out a pair of binoculars. He kept glancing through several tables when he saw some familiar faces confusing him and muttering curses under his breath until he eventually finds Millie and Moxxie, "Gotcha!"
"Oh, Blitzy, what are you looking at?" asked Stolas curious as to why his date was looking through a pair of binoculars.
"I'm looking at nothing how about that?" replied Blitzo in an annoyed tone.
"Can I get you two off-I mean, start you two off with some drinks?" sensually asked a female imp with a reptilian face, black swept up horns on top of her head with shingle bob haircut, orange rings around her black slit pupils against her yellow sclera, light pink lipstick with a beauty mark that showed against her crimson skin tone, a black corset with sparkling see-through sleeves and leggings, and feather designs around her hips, and three colorful feathers on top of her head between her horns.
"Yes! Um, Perhaps some wine to share. Do you prefer red wine or white, Blitzy? Or perhaps some champagne?" asked Stolas remembering Bella's advice.
"Yeah, whatever", droned out Blitzo not paying much attention to him.
Nervously Chuckles "Well, perhaps all three. Why not?" asked Stolas trying to start a conversation with him, "So Blitz, how was your day?"
"Huh? Oh, uh…Good I guess. We killed a bunch of beard-os", said Blitzo caught off-guard by Stolas' question.
"THAT sounds fun! How did you kill them?" asked Stolas trying to keep the conversation going.
"How? Uh…I-I mean, there was a lot of them, so I uh…bullets", said Blitzo mashing his answer.
"Right, right…so…what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?" asked Stolas.
"Uhh", drowned out Blitzo trying to think of an answer when the music starts playing, and several dancers descend from the ceiling.
"Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight!" called out a familiar voice as a jester-like demon descends from the center stage poke with mechanical limbs intertwined. He untangles his limbs as he jumps down center stage, "Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's! Lust Ring's number one place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies! Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!"
Spit
"Did he just say 'Asmodeus'?" asked Stolas nervously.
"Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM!" groaned Blitzo hiding behind a menu from the jester MC.
"I am the one and only Fizzarolli! Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh, ribbed for your pleasure tonight", commented Fizzarolli lifting up his sleeve to show off his robotic limbs, "We have a great lineup for you tonight! Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream, and The Squirterz!"
Verosika appeared to be bored at the bar until she suddenly heard her name just as Wally Wackford hands her a drink. Verosika strikes up poses as paparazzi start taking pictures of her when members of the Squirterz appear beside her after they shoved Wally away. She blew several air kisses at the camera until they went away with Zak appearing with Kiki holding onto his arm, "Hey Verosika, sorry I'm late. Kiki was helping me pick out a tie. I really stink at making the knots on these things", wearing a maroon colored jacket, a white buttoned up shirt, black pants, and a black bow tie.
"You sure it wasn't because you were bending her backwards against the wall?" lustfully moaned Verosika doing poses to show off her new outfit for him. She was wearing a matching see-through shirt that showed off her enhanced figures with white 'x' marks barely covering her nipples, a small black skirt that hugged her hips with a white heart mark on her crotch, white leggings with black stripes in a crisscross pattern. She had a small black scrounchy with a plastic pink heart holding up her hair in a high ponytail, and wearing her signature heart sunglasses.
"Without you to enjoy it? Nah, I'd prefer if you were there too. I don't like leaving my girls feel lonely", chuckled Zak hugging both girls.
"Aww, we should definitely fellate him", said Kiki excitedly kissing Verosika to show off her outfit of her usual mesh shirt and pasties, but had white gloves and stocking on with a shorter skirt around her waist.
"Can't, the MC clown just said my name on stage which means I might have to perform. Though we'll certainly try to get a table to suck him off afterwards", said Verosika smiling lustfully.
"I look forward to it, or would you prefer if I relieve you of some stress first with Kiki's help?" chuckled Zak holding them close.
Mmm "Now there's a thought. Good thing I went commando", moaned Verosika erotically.
"Have I mentioned how beautiful you both look tonight?" chuckled Zak making both girls smile happily.
"No, but keep talking big boy and we'll see how long these clothes you like stay on", erotically moaned Kiki.
"Kiki dear! Over here! I saved you a seat!" yelled a small looking imp with small black and white horns, a small stature, and was wearing a white puffy shirt with a black vest, a black bolo tie, black dress shoes with white socks, black gloves, and a cufflink at the end of his arrow tipped tail.
Ugh "Great, what's he doing here?" groaned Kiki.
"Someone you know?" asked Zak confused.
"Worse, he's one of the few imps who works under some rich noble family, and helped me by pulling some strings. Let's just say he's a freak in a weird way, and he likes to treat the girls as if we're his personal whores at his beck and call sometimes. At least he's considerate I guess", groaned Verosika.
"He's also one of the guys I whored myself before I met Verosika. Just so happens Vee and I met outside near his neighborhood. Call it a twist of fate", explained Kiki.
"Kiki, dear, it's getting a bit lonely without you", called out the imp again.
"Coming", yelled out Kiki in a fake sweet tone, "Micro-dick bitch. I'll be right back Zakie, I'll see if I can get some of these Candle-heads to take my place so that I can get back here. Maybe rescue Milky as well."
Kiki walked over towards the imp's table with a male buff Baphomet that had a long candle between his two larger horns, and two smaller horns framing his goat-like face, and dark colored fur. Milky was looking bored on the opposite side of the table with another female slender Baphomet looking around excitedly with a candle between her forward curved horns, and a snake like demon wearing a black and white jester outfit on.
"Okay…he seems rather…"
"He's a pain-in-the-ass, but at least he won't force you into anything. Though he's one of those that likes to throw money around a lot so you can see why-"
"Verosika, it's okay, I understand. I know being a famous pop star isn't something done overnight, and you also need sponsors to back you up, despite something familiar about that short imp. Being a beautiful succubus like you and Kiki can be quite alluring, and I know many take advantage of that. It's also quite fortunate that you have such a beautiful singing voice to go with your amazing talent", smiled Zak though he did feel a bit jealous that this imp was trying to take away one of his girlfriends.
"Okay, if you're trying to get me to ride you, then keep talking because I don't care who sees. I'll fuck you right here and now, and show that rich micro-dick imp just who my real Sugar Daddy is. You can pound me after that as much as you want. Kiki will definitely join us too", lustfully moaned Verosika, "I'll even invite Loona and Tex from their party so he can take Milky in front of him."
"Why did he schedule a hellhound party the same time you were invited?" asked Zak genuinely confused about that.
"He didn't. I got invited here at the last second. I tried to get him to reschedule to come with me, but Ozzie's has a special rule for hellhounds. I'd rather be at Tex's little party than here. Hate being political sometimes", sighed Verosika leaning against her boyfriend scrolling through her phone when she received a message from Loona, "Aww, Loona and Tex took out the jello shots. Maddie looks like she's enjoying it", giggled Verosika showing the picture to her boyfriend as he chuckled at some of the pics sent by their lovers and Tex.
"Wonder what that rule is for this place to keep hellhounds out", pondered Zak.
"I don't know, something about shedding and getting fur stuck all over the carpet and upholstery. I'm sure they already have an extensive cleaning bill here, and fur is probably not within the budget", said Verosika shrugging her shoulders.
"Yeah I can see that", chuckled Zak a bit, "Still would be fun to have Loona join us though."
"She certainly knows how to work her tongue. I'm even teaching Maddie a few new tricks. Want to try it with me?" lustfully moaned Verosika kissing him passionately.
"So, how do you know this place? Been ages since I've been here in Lust", asked Zak sitting next to a stool while she sat on his lap.
"I use to perform here when I was getting back on my feet. Place is nice and all, but it helps when you have a date to bring. Asmodeus is such a weird guy for making that rule", said Verosika grabbing her drink making Zak's eyes widen at her comment.
"Did you say Asmodeus?" asked Zak shocked when a large sound caught their attention.
Bang
"Now that everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all. Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?" commented Fizzarolli as the audience laughed.
"Ha, ha, ha, oh Yeah, oh wow. I'll tell you what, I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole, and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!"
"Ooh", groaned Zak confusing Verosika as he grabbed a menu to hide behind, "Long story, I'll tell you later."
Stolas and Blitzo looked away or hid behind their menus at their table as Fizzarolli continued, "That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if ya know what I mean", giggled Fizzarolli manically.
"Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!" yelled a large obese patron imp giggling excitedly.
"Heh, heh, Yeah, okay, keep that guy far away from me", muttered Fizarolli into his mic, "Soo, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath ring, give it up for Moxxie!" introduced Fizzarolli reading his card carefully noticing it was the imp's real name, "With no creative stage name whatsoever", criticized Fizzarolli as he extended his robotic limbs over to a balcony that had a tall imposing figure.
The audience applauds, as Moxxie gets up with his guitar before kissing Millie on the cheek before taking up the stage, "Hello everyone Feedback Oh! Ahem H-Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play."
Hic "Hurry up, Bullet, and hic SING, boy! I say, I say-"
"No one fuckin' asked you Wally!" interrupted Verosika, Groan "Fuckin moron can't even hold his liquor", groaned Verosika rubbing her temples after shoving Wally to the floor to silence him.
"Uh…Thank you?" said a confused Moxxie after seeing Verosika sitting on a person's lap who was hiding his face behind a menu, "This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary. I love you Millie", said Moxxie strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song, as Millie stared on with a happy smile.
"That's my husband. I'm gonna ride him so hard when we get home", whispered a giddy Millie to their waitress.
"Good for you hon", said the waitress putting their drinks on the table.
I love you.
More than the brimstone loves the fire.
More than Beelze loves her bub,
More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs,
Everyone looks on in confusion while Millie stares on in awe at her husband feeling touch at his love song. Fizzarolli looks at his companion with a smug look knowing that exactly what was about to transpire.
"This can't be good", muttered Verosika nervously noticing his lyrics where more directed towards love while Zak stayed quiet with a harden expression as he surveyed his surroundings.
You make my spirit sing.
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell.
Our love is a story sweet to tell,
Yeah you cast a special spell,
Over my heart.
Pink smoke emits from his guitar hitting Millie directly thinking it was part of the act. The area is soon filled with pink smoke and hearts surrounding them as he continues to sing his love song.
Love is a journey we decided to start,
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
"Vee, Zak, he's singing an actual love song! He can't-"
"Yeah, I'm aware, but where is he going to pop up is the real question", commented Zak as Kiki rushed over to them.
He heard Moxxie singing the same line over and over until the music started to distort followed by Fizzarolli and another tall figure repeating the same line Moxxie just sang. Their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind Moxxie's back until the smoke dispersed revealing a tall imposing figure.
The figure had a large, vibrantly-colored, and burly posture as he stood taller than most of the patrons in the club. He has long arms, digitigrade legs, a broad upper chest with a narrow waist, and a tuft of cyan rooster-like tail feathers that have three sickle tail feathers colored red, black and ivory-white similar to the waitresses' headdress.
He had a dark blue with large feathers running up to his chest, glowing neon green eyes, and mouth acting as the main head next to a ram and bull skull on either side that sang along with him inside a thick mane of cyan hair. He wore a navy-blue vest with two pairs of glowing white stripes on the upper half, a red undershirt with blue cuffs that have red heart-shaped cuff links, a top-hat on his primary head with red and white head feathers sticking out from its red-colored band. He wore a lined purple coat with pointed shoulder pads and collar that had a pink inner lining. The coat also contained a dark fur collar that obscures his main head, and on his legs he wore jagged high-heel shoes that have red-colored tips.
You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?
"Asmodeus", quietly growled Zak clenching his fist while glaring at him.
Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!
Sang Fizzarolli grabbing Moxxie's guitar as he yanked it away.
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
Sang Asmodeus making Moxxie nervous.
Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu~st!
Presented Fizzarolli as the band played the beat to the song they were singing.
Give me a thrust.
You show me some lust.
From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus.
Sang Asmodeus while Fizzarolli made trumped sounds along with his singing, "Trumpet! Hah!" while lying down on the stage.
Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade,
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage,
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts.
Fizzarolli appeared in front of Moxxie wrapping him in his robotic limbs.
Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!
Fizzarolli released Moxxie as he spun him around like a spinning top making Verosika, her crew, Blitzo, Stolas, and Zak cringe at how hard Moxxie crashed.
"He's not wrong, but still…was I ever like that?" whispered Verosika.
"I think you've improved a lot Vee", said Zak giving her an encouraging smile and a small kiss.
You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around.
Here we sing about wants and desires.
Sang Asmodeus roughly grabbing Moxxie as he stood him on his feet while flicking him to the ground once more. Fizzarolli coiled around Asmodeus as if he was a feathered boa accessory until he reached over to pull some of the female girls dancing in the cages.
Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!
One of the Baphomet girls released a bright blue flame burning a marshmallow Fizzarolli pulled out on a small trident pitchfork.
So give me a thrust.
Show me some lu~st.
From the groin to the bust,
Little Imp, you just must.
In the House of Asmodeus.
Asmodeus soon starts dancing around a pole while Fizzarolli throws money at him. Verosika watched on, feeling sorry for Moxxie as she understood now where he was singing from, but also had a slight change of heart ever since dating Zak.
Come on, sing us a so~ng!
Make sure the subject is getting it on
Make it graphic and tactfully long
Moxxie backed up in fright until he bumped into Fizzarolli wearing reading glasses in a large thesaurus.
Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!
"And they said I wouldn't use a thesaurus", commented Fizzarolli throwing away his glasses and book.
"Go ahead, the mic's on", said Asmodeus pushing the mic in front of Moxxie, and kept it steady as it wobbled a bit.
Light feedback
Moxxie nervously gulps out loud as he strummed his guitar more quietly to continue his part of the song.
"Poor little guy", whispered Kiki.
"And after the trouble we went through to help him get a reservation here", whispered Verosika.
I want to-
"Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?" interrupted Fizzarolli.
Make gentle love to you
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli groaned out loud as they continued their verse.
What a limp-dick imp, you're really killing the vibe.
Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!
The audience made fun of Moxxie until his stopped playing while Millie growled in anger. Zak looked at his surrounding trying to come up with a plan, "We need to get him and Millie out of here discreetly before-"
"Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times", interrupted Blitzo to Moxxie's defense.
"Something like that happens", muttered Zak facepalming himself, "Damn it Blitzo, you have the absolute worse timing."
"No shit", commented Verosika in a deadpan tone with Kiki nodding her head in agreement.
"What?! Blitzo?!" asked a surprised Moxxie on stage.
"And honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting", said Blitzo proudly.
"Well…he's not the only one", seductively whispered Kiki with intertwining her tail with Verosika's around Zak's waist.
Moxxie looks on in disgust at the fact that their boss as watched them have sex many times, and was about to comment on him when Fizzarolli pops up behind him singing, and a red spot light shines down on him
Is that Blitzo? So you're showing your face?!
Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!
Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship.
Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!
Zak glared at them wanting to help his boss and friends when Verosika walked forward appearing behind the two with the spotlight on her.
Oh, Blitzo?
I used to date him
(date him, date him!)
"Oh, Verosika, you're here", said an annoyed Blitzo confusing Zak as to what she was doing when Kiki placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
I'd stroke and I'd fellate him.
(fellate him, fellate him!)
Yeah, but when it was my turn.
(your turn, your turn!)
Verosika dance on a table doing erotic poses while the paparazzi took pictures. Kiki giggled at Zak's reaction sensing his growing lust at Verosika's poses, and gave him a kiss on his lips.
He did no reciprocatin'.
(what a dick bag!)
A selfish imp in the sheets.
And just as bad in the streets!
A reckless, heartbreaking freak!
Verosika kept singing until she backs Blitzo against the wall while glaring at him. She backs up slowly and looks down at him while flicking a loose strand of hair.
"So, thanks."
"Say what now?" asked a confused Blitzo, getting shocked reactions from the audience as well.
Thanks to you I was lost in a daze.
(Are you high now?)
I would break things, thinking I was weak.
(Beat him, beat him)
But then I met someone with huge meat.
(How big? How big?)
He goes down nice and deep,
He fucks me to the beat,
And afterwards is just as swe~et!
Sang Verosika walking over to hug Zak embracing her as well.
Hold on, do my eyes deceive me?
Your new man is this pathetic weakling?
My dear, you must've been really down.
Because this hornless bastard couldn't even go one round
Asmodeus out loud as he scoffed to let out puffs of smoke close to Zak's face while he glared back at him.
"Nice to see you too…uncle", said Zak with venom in his tone.
Audience Gasp
Mmm Mmm Mmm "Now what have I told you about callin' me that? We're barely even blood. As I remember, I beat your mama-"
"She let you win, and you know it", growled Zak in anger with sparks covering his body shocking Verosika and Kiki.
Apple, Coco, Milky, Josh, Ace, and Kat were shocked at what they just heard with the crowd around them whispering excitedly.
"What the fuck is he talking about?" asked Blitzo to Stolas.
"Belladonna and Asmodeus are blood relatives. Cousins to be exact. She was supposed to succeed the previous King of Lust, but Asmodeus challenged her to a duel and she lost. Or so the rumor goes", summarized Stolas shocking Blitzo.
"My dear boy, we can debate this and get nowhere, but I have a business to run. You wouldn't want anything to happen to these poor people near you…do you?" smirked Ozzie with a sinister smile making Zak glare at him with hatred. Verosika and her pose looked on in shock realizing that Asmodeus was threatening specifically them, and it angered her regardless of his status. Kiki looked at her boyfriend knowing that he wouldn't risk anything to his friends after witnessing his aunt's trial, and felt angry towards Asmodeus for his threat.
"I didn't think so", smirked Asmodeus victoriously.
Prepare to get your hair mu~ssed,
Pretend you don't see that crust,
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!
In the House of Asmode~
"Hold it Asmodeous!" yelled Zak taking off his jacket to toss it on the floor.
Feedback
"Zak!" yelled a voice from the corner showing Kat with his shades on while Milky put on some headsets with a turntable in front of her, "We got your back bro!"
"Play me a beat!" yelled Zak with Milky raising the volume just as Kat threw him a microphone.
Drums Intro
Turn me up so they can hear this!
Louder!
Your favorite boy is back!
Sang Zak getting near Ozzie's face.
Chuckle "This is too rich. You're out of your league little boy", taunted Ozzie.
HIT ME!
"Then let's go with something like this", said Kat tossing Milky a USB drive playing a synthetic beat. Milky grabbed it, and plugged it in starting the beat.
Welcome to the jungle
garyeoboja chwego
i paneul dwieopeul
deungjang gidaehae let's go
ama hannane chajeul geol
gaman duribeonduribeon an haedo
I'm a ne mamsoge hwak twineun boy
ttwineun ne shimjangeul uishimhaji ma
Verosika and Kiki smiled at each other excitedly as they quickly flew up to the stage to join their boyfriend after hearing Zak sing in Korean. Zak tossed the mic to Kat to sing his part.
Check one, lights on, all eyes on me
jinagamyeon nalkaroun shiseon
I be them haters' secret favorite
Check the hand phone
Bet they got ACE up in the playlist
bigyo ma mweol haedo mweol ibeobwado
We do it better
taega dalla meolliseo bwado
urineun apseo meonjeo go
ekocheoreom dwitbukchineun aedeul
See you later ollagaja going higher
Kat rapped next to Zak as he tossed him the mic to continue his verse. Josh and Ace looked at each other nodding their heads in agreement as they flew up behind Kat and Zak.
isanghago monnae areumdaun
mollatteon gamjeonge neol matgyeobwa
naega da irueojulge
barae watteon geol gajil chance
Now or never,
jujeohaji ma
ttak nawara wara ttukttak
Hit me!
Verosika and Kiki strut next to Zak as he grabbed their hands, and twirled them to him. They both smiled excitedly slowly going down on him while feeling his muscular physique.
(Ayo ha)
ttak nawara wara ttukttak
Hit me
(So ayo ha)
ttak nawaseo narang buteobwa
nega jel joahaneun hana
geugeon da nail tenikka
(Just do it)
chaweoni dareun naran muneul yeon sungan
You just can't get enough
He twirled Kiki until she leaned up to kiss him, and twirled around to make room for Verosika while he dipped her down as she stretched her leg up high. He lifted her up and kissed her as well grabbed both girls as he expertly dipped them both while still singing. Verosika grabbed the mic and tossed it to Josh singing a verse.
Your Favorite Boys
I'm a-I'm a goblin
Your Favorite Boys
I'm a-I'm a goblin
Josh tossed the mic to Kat as he continued in Korean.
Ima go getter weonhaneun geo da
mak geuryeogalge seoneul beoseona
yeppeuge jul seun domino blocks
gyeolguk sseureojil palja nan kalbarami
bureodo jarireul jikineun Rock
Kat tossed the mic thinking he threw it to Zak when Ace caught it, and sang shocking his friends.
geu nuga mweoraedo I'ma keep it going
makji mothae bol sudo eopseo
Don't be up in my zone
mweol haedo do it your way nugureul weonmanghajima
Be your style your color be one of a kind
Zak smiled feeling proud that Ace took his Korean speaking lessons to heart as he continued to dance with his girls continuing his verse.
sum makhigo gaseum jjarithan
tteollineun gamjeonge neol matgyeobwa
neoneun deo weonhagiman hae
geurigo geugeol gajil chance
Now or never
jujeohaji ma
Zak twirled the girls once more as they mirrored his moves flawlessly doing a small rumba while Verosika grinded against his back. He twirled Kiki around lifting Verosika with ease, and spun her around before gently putting her down, and twirled her in place. He grabbed Kiki as they continued to dance in perfect synch.
ttak nawara wara ttukttak
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
ttak nawara wara ttukttak
Hit me
(So ayo ha)
ttak nawaseo narang buteobwa
Kiki and Verosika flew back as Ace, Kat, and Zak danced together in perfect synch moving from side to side, making various demon girls scream with hearts in their eyes. Some of the dancers up above nodded their heads in excitement following the beat of their song.
nega jel joahaneun hana
geugeon da nail tenikka
(Just do it)
chaweoni dareun muneul yeolgo deureowa
Ooh wow
Chiki Bang
Zak imitated a gunshot sound directed straight at Asmodeus making him angry. He looked around noticing a lot of people cheering for him fueling more of his anger. Zak motioned his hands to 'bring it on' as he continued to sing.
memareun neoye galmangi
hyeongchereul gatchweo nunape baby
millyeodeun geu gamjeongeul
ijen naege da teoreonae ssodanae bwa
The rest of the incubi sang the verse as they regroup to follow Zak's lead until they dispersed with Verosika and Kiki mimicking Zak once again. Kat took the lead as he sang into the mic.
ttak nawara wara ttukttak
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
ttak nawara wara ttukttak
Hit me
(So ayo ha)
ttak nawaseo narang buteobwa
nega jel joahaneun hana
geugeon da nail tenikka
(Just do it)
chaweoni dareun muneul yeolgo deureowa
deureowa
geob eopshi naegero
Josh and Ace sang the last verse as they all perform their moves in perfect synchronization.
Your Favorite Boys (Favorite Boys)
I'm a I'm a goblin (yeah)
Your Favorite Boys (ha)
I'm a I'm a goblin
ttak nawara wara ttukttak
The audience cheered after the incubi's performance much to Asmodeus' annoyance. He growled as Zak tossed him the mic while blowing out some smoke from his mouth in frustration at them.
"Think that was also a fluke, uncle? You wouldn't want to kill your patrons and ruin your club's reputation now because you were annoyed by me. Would you?" whispered Zak knowing how much Asmodeus hated to lose, especially to the spawn of his rival and her ideals.
"This isn't over boy. You may have won over everyone, but your little friends here are far from saved", commented Asmodeus shocking Zak, Tsk, tsk, tsk "You really didn't think I would forget did you? That's such a rookie mistake. Like your mother and her mistake."
Zak's eyes widen at his comment noticing that he was backing up towards Blitzo's table and started to sing to his chorus once more.
Stolas my fine fellow, are you here with this moronic fellow?
Zak was about to jump off stage when Fizzarolli wrapped him and Verosika's pose with his limbs to prevent him from intervening any more.
Looks like he's sleeping with an imp!
Sang Fizzarolli appearing next to Zak.
Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall.
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all
Sang Asmodeus creating illusions of Octavia and Stella before Stolas with disapproving scowls until they walk away and disappear, leaving only Blitzo in front of him.
I hope you didn't give it up, so you and him could get it on.
Stolas and Blitzo look away from each other in shame, getting Asmodeus' attention.
"Bingo", commented Asmodeus with a sinister smile.
You sold your life for a thrust!
Now that's the spirit of lu~st!
Grab your groin or a bust,
Prepare to get your hair mussed,
Pretend you don't see that crust,
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!
Sang Asmodeus climbing up to the stage roughly shoving Zak and Verosika's pose off the stage as he and Fizzarolli sang together while stretching his body up to him.
In the House of Asmode~
WHAM
"Hey!" yelled out Asmodeus as Millie interrupted the verse by smacking Fizzarolli with Moxxie's guitar. She walks over to her husband with an encouraging smile as she hands him his guitar.
"That's right! That's how you do it bitch! Whoo!" yelled out Milky making her friends look at her in confusion, "What? None of you watch wrestling?"
"I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox", said Millie smiling sweetly with Moxxie smiling back at her.
"Yeah, I was", said Moxxie strumming his guitar once more while Asmodeus tends to a knocked out Fizzarolli.
I love us.
I love us just the way we are.
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't.
Zak kicked off Fizzarolli's robotic limbs as he freed his friends. He checked them out with his seal appearing to scan them all, and each replied with a thumbs up signaling that they were fine. A backstage Imp's looks on with boredom, but accidentally pulls one of the levers, lifting Moxxie and Millie up.
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes.
I'll never take you for granted,
I'll always give you my best,
And if you can offer the same thing,
We'll handle the rest,
'Cause I love you.
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli share a cuddle, while Verosika kisses Zak and Kiki as he held them close. He looked up towards them feeling happy at the married couple until he looked at his friends with an apologetic look for ruining their date. Josh gently pat his back while giving him a reassuring look while Ace grabbed Zak in a headlock and ruffled his hair making him laugh at their antics.
'Cause I love you.
Moxxie and Millie lean in for a passionate kiss as the audience applauds. Stolas looked at Blitzo who was feeling humiliated, but also confused as to what had occurred. He was contemplating on what Verosika said, and wondered if he was doing the right thing with his current relationship. Stolas reached out towards Blitzo's hand to comfort him, but he pulls his hand away from Stolas.
"You know what? This was a mistake. Alright, let's just…let's just leave", commented Blitzo as he got up and walked away.
"Oh…right…of course", commented Stolas following him as they left the club.
Moxxie and Millie continued to share a passionate kiss while Fizzarolli and Asmodeus watched them feeling unimpressed and disgusted until he approached them, "Aw, ain't that just such a happy display?" commented Asmodeus in a sarcastic tone, "It sickens me! Get the fuck out!"
"Such a hypocrite", muttered Zak after witnessing how he reacted with Fizzarolli, and hugged Kiki and Verosika feeling giddy at the experience.
"And you my dear Pop Star, are banned from this establishment until you dump this freak", said Asmodeus noticing Zak on the ground with Verosika's pose.
"Now hold on! This is feud is between us! Not-"
"Fine, guess I'm banned for life. Be a shame if all my fans suddenly cause a riot because the great and powerful King of Lust decided to ban me because he doesn't like my boyfriend. Even if you did ruin my reputation, all it takes is just one small gathering before it grows and grows. Almost like an orgy, wouldn't you agree your highness?" growled Verosika angrily while impressing Zak and her friends.
"Fine, but he's not welcome here at all. Not until he admits that Belladonna submitted to me, and that she should've been my bitch!" growled Asmodeus.
"Never gonna happen", growled Zak manifesting his wings behind him with several feathers raining down on them.
"Then I guess we're done here. Get out of my club", growled Asmodeus demonically.
"With pleasure", growled Zak as he led Verosika and her crew out unaware of a cloaked figure near them getting a feather from the ground.
"Do you think that pun was intended?" asked Fizzarolli making Asmodeus facepalm at his comment, "What? I mean you did set him up."
Goetia Mansion
Bump
Blitzo drives Stolas back to his place as he bumps his head trying to get out of the van. Stolas rubbed his sore head as he looked back at Blitzo with a concerned look, "Thank you, for…inviting me out tonight. Despite everything that's happened, I…I enjoyed spending time with you."
"Yeah", said an irritated Blitzo not even bothering to look at him.
"You know, I have some more wine in the house. Octavia's with her mother this weekend, so we could…"
"I'm not fucking you tonight, okay? I'm really just…Sigh I'm really not in the mood, Stolas", sighed Blitzo in frustration.
"We could talk, or... watch a movie, or... maybe cuddle?" asked Stolas trying to cheer him up.
"Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you, okay? You make that really clear all the time. But I just, I-I can't do it tonight, okay?" said Blitzo with his voice cracking as they exchanged looks "I'm sorry."
"Okay. Goodnight, Blitzo", sighed Stolas sadly.
"Night" commented Blitzo as he drives away from Stolas' mansion.
Stolas looks at the retreating car, shedding a tear as he sat down in front of his staircase feeling some form of regret. He took out his phone sending a text to Bella, and what had occurred that night.
Phone Ringing
"Stolas?! What happened?! Tell me everything!" commented a worried Bella on the other line as he went on to explain the details of his date.
Lust
"I think I'm horny for both of you", commented Zak feeling himself harden while still impressed with Verosika's courageous display towards his uncle.
"Really?!" asked Verosika and Kiki excitedly.
"Cause I've been fucking wet since I grinded against you", said Verosika kissing him.
"I've been wet since I helped you with your tie", said Kiki kissing him as well, "I'll call Tex to see if Loona and Maddie want to go to a hotel right now."
"Already on it", commented Verosika sending a text and instantly getting a reply, "They said 'yes'! Let's go!"
"Damn right my man is always ready for me", commented Milky.
"Can we join?" asked Apple.
Kiki and Verosika looked at Zak with pleading eyes making him chuckle, "Alright, but don't blame me if I accidentally knock one of you up one day."
"We don't mind", commented Coco and Apple at the same time following Verosika and Kiki.
"Guess we're the third wheels again", commented Kat confusing Josh and Ace.
"Hey guys! Come on! We gotta get to Pride! Tex says there's some hellhounds at his party who want to experiment! They're taking bets to see if they can turn it into an orgy!" called out Verosika to the incubi.
"I'm game", said Josh shrugging his shoulders.
"I think I left my lube back at the club", said Ace checking his pocket.
"I got you Ace, let's go fuck some hellhounds!" yelled Kat excitedly.
Goetia Mansion
Stolas was staring outside his balcony when a large seal glowed just above the floor making Bella drop behind him, "Stolas, I…I'm…Do you…wanna talk more…about Ozzie's?"
Sigh "I envy you sometimes Belladonna. There are times I wish I could do the same thing you did and be as free as I want to be", moaned Stolas.
"It wasn't easy Stolas, and I could've died many times over if it wasn't for the generosity of some people. You included", said Belladonna putting a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"Do you miss them? You're family I mean" asked Stolas.
"Just my parents before their death. Now with Asmodeus leading the power of Lust, I have nothing to return to. Still, I'm glad I threw the match between us. My cousin was always the power hungry type. Regardless I'm not one for politics, and I hate those stuffy gowns and balls. He even tried to force himself onto me. Worse mistake of his life I can guarantee you that much. I'd rather be going down on my hubby's balls to be honest", moaned Bella blushing at the memory of their intimate moments.
"You really do love him, don't you?" asked Stolas looking up at the night sky.
"Of course I do Stolas. Granted, it wasn't love at first sight between us, but we just sort-of clicked after our first confrontation. Wasn't easy trying to get his attention either, but it was worth it once I did. Then came our beautiful baby boy that I just couldn't live without either. Via is lucky to have you, ya know", said Bella making Stolas look down at her in confusion.
"Despite the toxic environment that this has become, she has you as a dad. You always have her best interest at heart, and you refuse to follow in the footsteps of your father, Paimon. In a way, I suppose I envy you too Stolas. You did something that I didn't have the guts or courage to do back then. And despite your…wife", gritted Bella with her eye twitching in annoyance at the thought of Stella, "Via was born out of that and came out to be a wonderful girl. Teenagers are just a bit hard to understand, but you'd be surprise at how much they actually listen when they trust you."
"Thank you Bella, that actually makes me feel a little better", sighed Stolas tapping her hand on his shoulder. She smiled at him knowing that he only used her nickname when he feels truly depressed and confides in her what he truly feels.
"How about I make you some dinner? I'm sure you didn't get to eat much after the whole incident. How was Zak's dancing with his girls? Was he on beat? Did he execute his twirls? I wish I was there to record it", asked Bella getting into her mommy mode.
"He certainly-"
SLAM
"The fuck are you doing, and why is she here?! It was bad enough when I hear you squawking about up here, but now I find you with your other harlot too! Guess the imp wasn't enough that you need this whore to be here as well!" yelled Stella after slamming the door open to Stolas' bedroom.
Clack
"How about I put a bullet-"
"Belladonna, please leave us", interrupted Stolas in a calm tone shocking Bella, but could see the determination in his eyes.
"Alright, guess you got lucky today little birdie. For one of you anyway", commented Bella putting away her guns making Stella sneer at her comment knowing she still has a trace on her imp assassin.
Stolas looked at her in confusion as he turned his attention back towards his wife. However, before he could say anything she continued her tirade towards him, "It's annoying to hear you screech your silly words all the time, but it's worse when I find you with your whore here. Planning on knocking her up again, are we?" asked Stella in condescending tone.
"Why are you still here Stella? You leave with Via on weekends, but then you stay around the house despite everything. And for the last time, Belladonna's son is not my illegitimate child", said Stolas feeling frustrated with his wife's attitude.
"Please, I like tormenting you", smirked Stella walking up to him, "I want to keep reminding you of what you did. No matter how many times you deny it, you can't deny that there are so many similarities between you and him, and as it just so happens I even found a little trinket of his. Look familiar?" asked Stella pulling out a black feather.
"A feather? All that, and you think he's my son because of a feather?" asked a confused Stolas.
"Last I checked, your pathetic imp doesn't have wings or give birth, and your succubus whore doesn't have feathers. Yet he has these coming out of his body, and has an affinity for magic. Now who does that remind you of?" asked Stella with a sinister smirk.
"I know what I did Stella, and I'm not the only demon avian in this entire realm who has feathers. Yes, Belladonna is an attractive woman, and yes, I am close to her, but our relationship is akin to that of siblings! I looked up to her after a certain incident occurred in my youth, and my father hired her to be my personal bodyguard! Despite being royalty she still treated me as an equal, and treated me like a normal person instead of some kind of walking wallet or influence of power! She scolded me when I did something wrong, she comforted me when I felt sad, she laughed with me when I was happy! If anything, she is more of a real sister to me compared to that of my actual blood relatives, and the only woman who actually cares for my happiness which is more than I can say for my actual wife!" said Stolas making Stella speechless.
"I would feel bad if I hurt you Stella. Truly I would, but we both know I didn't do that. You and I were arranged for one reason. To birth a precautionary heir to the Goetia family. Nothing more!" said Stolas pointing to himself and her as he resolved himself to express his feelings.
"I tried so hard, so many years to make it comfortable for us, to have this family, but it was never enough! The only reason I have endured your constant insults and cruelty was for that girl to have a normal life because I love her! And I thought you would too. But you didn't, and you still continued. I cannot do this anymore! I want you out, now!" said Stolas trying to remain calm.
"What do you mean 'out'?" growled Stella sneering at Stolas.
"I mean 'out'! Out of this palace! Out of my life! We are getting the divorce!" yelled Stolas making Stella's feathers stand on end at that statement.
"How dare you?!" growled Stella forcibly poking Stolas' chest, and pushing him back at the force and raised her hand into the air, "What do you think the rest of the Goetia family will think? Andrealphus-"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARROGANT BROTHER THINKS!" yelled Stolas grabbing her hand as she tried to back-slap him shocking Stella, "And the only thing the Goetia family wanted from our marriage is already 17 years old! So it's over! I'm done!"
Stella glared at him feeling insulted as she yanked her hand away, "Fine, I'm have no desire to stay in the place of traitorous embarrassment. You have fallen from what little grace you had, and I know you'll pay for it."
"I'd be more cautious with your words Stella. Belladonna may listen to me for now, but she's always had a rebellious streak about her that even my father was cautious around her when he needed to be. Not even I can stop her once she gets something into her mind, and your brother would do the same", said Stolas glaring back at her as Stella huffed in annoyance and walked out.
Hallway
Once she walked out into the hallway she saw Bella leaning against the doorframe twirling her gun, "I told you Stolas didn't need me to protect him. He's grown a lot, and I couldn't be more proud of him. It's actually flattering to hear him say that about me, but really you should heed your husband's warning if I were you."
Growl
"Careful Stella, you seem a little tense. Almost back to your old self. I bet I know what you're thinking, but scowling so much causes stress lines. You wouldn't want to look bad for your imp lover would you? Angry sex can be so relieving, but it's just so boring. All you do is just plow, plow, plow, and nothing more. Or maybe I can do the job that he couldn't do and just pull the trigger on my target, but then that means you have no sexual release either since I would've killed your imp lover. What to do?" mocked Bella playing with her guns.
"You won't get away with this Belladonna", growled Stella.
Laughing "Get away with what? I don't like Stolas like that. If anything he's right, he's like a kid brother to me who just had a huge growth spurt. He's still the same squishy little owlet that I use to take care off and ruffle his feathers whenever I felt the urge to tease him. Actually the better question here is, why am I wasting my breath on you when I know you're not even gonna listen to me? Or better yet, why don't I just pull the trigger and see what face you'll make when your imp is lying headless in a pool of his own blood?" said Bella making Stella's eyes widen in a bit of shock.
"Well now, if that face doesn't say what you're thinking, I don't know what does. My warning to you still stands Stella, if that imp crosses paths with anyone I love, I will kill him. Then I'm coming after you and your pompous feathered asshole of a brother", growled Bella making her eyes flash with her seal glowing under her.
"Your bastard son-"
"My son doesn't need fancy titles or any of your family's influence. He's his own man, but so help me, just like Stolas, I will not hesitate next time I see someone lay a hand on my child. In fact…" said Bella walking up to her.
Wham
Bella backhanded Stella against the wall, and to the ground leaving a large crack on the wall, "That's for Stolas. He's too much of a softie to lay a hand on a woman, but I'm not afraid to put a bitch in her place."
Stella growled at the succubus and was about to retaliate until she was looking up at the barrel of Bella's gun, "Leave, before I give my beloved niece a reason to hate me for all eternity."
"This isn't the last of this conversation, Belladonna. Mark my words", growled Stella.
"Better hope it's not your last ones", growled Bella as Stella got up and stormed off out of the palace.
Bella sighed loudly as she walked over towards the kitchen to prepare a meal for Stolas knowing that her anger got the better of her once again. She passed by one of the butler imps, and ordered him to go fix the crack on the wall she made. She contemplated on what the future would hold, and in a way she prayed that Stella doesn't go through with her threat. However, she knows her personality very well, and would probably have to talk with Octavia in the future should she be the one to end this feud between them. She's also worried about Stolas despite pretending that she doesn't for his sake, and what would happen if Stella's imp assassin comes across her son again.
Sigh 'Worrying about things now won't do me any good. Cooking always relaxes me, so I better go make something good for Stolas to eat at least. Maybe I'll cook something for Zak too. Can't wait for Zee and I to have our romantic date night as well. I wonder if I can tease him with my new lingerie. Guess I'll find out later', thought Bella thinking up dishes to try and cheer up Stolas, and texted her husband to let him know everything was alright for now.
Song: Goblin by ACE Fav Boys
I'm not that good at writing Korean words in English, so I apologize if I offended anyone with it. I loved the song, and when I heard it, I knew Zak would dance with Verosika and Kiki in Ozzie's to help prove his skills against his uncle.
English Translation lyrics:
Turn me up so they can hear this
Louder
Your favorite boys are back
(Hit me)
Okay, something like this
Welcome to the jungle
Let's see who's better
Look forward to my appearance
Cuz I will turn the tables around let's go
You'll find me with one look
You don't have to look around
I'm a boy who pops up in your heart
Don't doubt your beating heart
Check one, lights on, all eyes on me
Sharp gaze on me when pass by
I be them haters' secret favorite
Check the handphone, bet they got a.c.e up in the playlist
Don't compare, whatever they do
We do it better
We look different even from a afar
We'll go ahead first, the kids who are late in trend like an echo sound
See you later, let's go up going higher
Entrust yourself
With this strange
but beautiful feeling
Entrust yourself with these
unknown feelings
I'll make it all come true for you
I'll give you this chance to have what you've been wanting
Now or never
Don't hesitate
Just come out, come, throb throb
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
Just come out, come, throb throb
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
Come out and stick with me
Because the one you love the most
Is all me
(just do it)
The moment you opened the door to another dimension
You just can't get enough
Your Favorite Boys
I'm a I'm a goblin
Your Favorite Boys
I'm a I'm a goblin
I'm a go getter, I'll get everything I want
I'll draw out of the line
Even the domino blocks that are lined up beautifully
Will eventually fall, I'm the Rock that stays still
Even when the strong wind blows
No matter what anyone says, Imma keep it going
No one can see or stop me so Don't be up in my zone
Whatever you do, do it your way, don't blame anyone
Be your style, your color, be one of a kind
Entrust yourself with these
Breathtaking
And thrilling emotions
You just want more
And this is the chance to have it
Now or never
Don't hesitate
Just come out, come, throb throb
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
Just come out, come, throb throb
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
Come out and stick with me
Because the one you love the most
Is all me
(just do it)
Open a different dimension and come in
ooh wow
Chiki Bang
Your dry longing, takes shape in front of me baby
Now pour the feelings you've been pushing back on me
Just come out, come, throb throb
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
Just come out, come, throb throb
Hit me
(Ayo ha)
Come out and stick with me
Because the one you love the most
Is all me
(just do it)
Open a different dimension and come in
Come in
Come to me without fear
Your Favorite Boys (Favorite Boys)
I'm a I'm a goblin (yeah)
Your Favorite Boys (ha)
I'm a I'm a goblin
Come out, come, throb, throb