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Nazz
The Eds are on a beach in Route 213, laying on beach towels, wearing sunglasses while Empoleon, Golduck, and Floatzel were swimming in the water, and their other Pokemon were lying or sitting on the sand. Ed and Edd also had their Pokemon eggs next to them. After having dinner at a Pokemon Center, following their intense battle with Team Galactic, they looked at their map to find somewhere to relax in while they were waiting for their Pokemon and found out there was a beach resort called Hotel Grand Lake on Route 213. Deciding that it sounded like a good place to relax after their conflict with Team Galactic. They spent the night at the Pokemon Center. The next morning after breakfast and getting their Pokemon from the nurse, they hopped on their bikes and travelled to Route 213. After arriving there, they got a luxury suite for themselves, thanks to some of the money they won from battles with Team Galactic and other trainers. They felt that what they've been through with Team Galactic and perhaps even saving the Sinnoh Region, they felt they deserved to spoil themselves a little. After getting their room, they went to a nearby store to buy swim trunks, sunglasses, and beach towels. Ed was wearing green and black plaid swim trunks, Edd was wearing red swim trunks with white dots on them and a white bucket hat with a red pokeball symbol on it, and Eddy was wearing yellow swim trunks with a red vertical line going down each side of them.
"Man, this is the life, right, boys?" said Eddy.
"Yeah." replied Ed before drinking a can of lemonade.
"I agree, Eddy." said Edd. "After what we went through in Mt. Coronet, spending some time here on the beach is exactly what we needed." Edd then looks over at his Pokemon egg. "I am relieved that our Pokemon eggs weren't damaged in any way when Palkia released that burst of energy."
"Me too." said Ed, gently patting his egg. Edd begins applying sunscreen on himself. Eddy lifts up his sunglasses and looks at the ocean.
"Man. Can it get any better than this?" asked Eddy.
"Excuse me." said a female voice. The Eds takes off their sunglasses and looks over to see a girl about their age with short, brown hair, wearing a blue bikini, sitting on a towel, holding up a bottle of sunscreen. "Can one of you guys put some sunscreen on my back?" The Eds eyes widen, and they begin sweating nervously.
"Uuuuh." said Ed.
"I-I.." stammered Edd. Eddy only gulped and chuckled nervously. Seeing them act like that made the girl giggle, making the Eds blush. But while the Eds were enjoying their time at the beach, the kids back at the Cul-De-Sac were not enjoying their time cooped up in their homes. At Nazz's house, the front door was torn off its hinges and was broken against a wall. Nazz's bedroom door was broken down and the room was a mess, as if a struggle took place there. Inside the Kankers trailer, The Kanker Sisters have a disheveled-looking Nazz tied to a chair in the kitchen.
"Okay! We're tired of this! We already asked the other kids and the board who chased our boyfriends, and now it's your turn. WHERE ARE OUR BOYFRIENDS?!" asked Lee.
"I don't know where the Eds are! Please don't hurt me!" pleaded Nazz. Lee turns to May and nods. Laughing, May runs to the kitchen and seconds later, she returns with an electric shaver. Lee takes it from her and walks over to Nazz.
"You better start talking. Where are our boyfriends?!" yelled Lee.
"Please! I don't know where they are!" cried Nazz, tears streaming down her face. Lee turns on the electric shaver and runs it across the top of her head, taking out a large portion of her hair. "NOOOOOO!"
"Talk!" yelled Lee.
"I don't know!" cried Nazz. Lee then shaved off another large portion of Nazz's hair. Minutes later, there was nothing but stubble on Nazz's head. She was quivering and tears continue streaming down her face.
"You gonna talk now?" asked Lee.
"I don't know!" yelled Nazz.
"Okay. Stubble's history. May. Marie." said Lee. May walks towards Nazz, holding a can of shaving cream while Marie was holding a shaving razor, both sisters laughing. A minute later, Nazz was now completely bald. Lee glides a finger over her head.
"Smooth as a baby's bottom." said Lee.
"YOU GIRLS ARE INSANE!" yelled Nazz. The Kankers glare at Nazz.
"Get the bacon grease." said Lee. Marie walks to the kitchen counter and grabs a big cup and walks over to Lee. Lee dips her hand into it and scoops out a big glob of bacon grease.
"A-Are you going to make me eat that stuff?" stammered Nazz.
"Believe me, you're going to wish that was what we were going to do." replied Lee. She begins rubbing the bacon grease all over Nazz's face. "Let's see if any guy would even look at you when your entire face is covered with zits."
"No, not zits!" cried Nazz.
"You better tell us where our boyfriends are!" yelled Lee.
"I don't know!" yelled Nazz. Lee scoops out another handful of grease. An hour later, Nazz was in her bathroom, looking at her reflection in the mirror at her bald-headed, zit-faced reflection. Nazz moans with despair, grabs a paper bag with eye holes on them, and puts it over her head. She looks up.
"Ed, Edd, Eddy; wherever you are, please come back." asked Nazz. Back at the beach in Sinnoh, the Eds and the girl were standing in the ocean, tossing a beach ball around. Edd was now wearing a black swim cap.
"So, you three are going to compete in the Sinnoh League?" asked the girl.
"Yep." said Ed.
"As soon as we win one more badge." said Edd.
"You think one of you will win?" asked the girl.
"Maybe." replied Eddy. The Eds continue to enjoy their day at the beach. An hour later, the girl gathers her beach towel and sunscreen and leaves, waving goodbye at the Eds. As the Eds watch her leave, they still couldn't believe what happened.
"I still can't believe a cute girl hung out with us for that long." said Edd.
"Must be my natural good looks that made her want to hang with us." said Eddy. Edd does an eye roll in reponse.
"I wonder how Nazz is doing?" asked Ed.
"I'm sure she's fine. Probably happy we're not around the Cul-De-Sac like the other kids most likely are." said Edd.
"Yeah. Anyway, it's starting to get dark. Let's go back to our room." said Eddy.
"Let's get dinner." said Ed.
"Good idea, Ed." said Edd. With that, the Eds return their Pokemon to their pokeballs, Ed and Edd put their eggs in their backpacks, and they all go back to their room to get changed into their regular clothes.
End of Chapter 51
Authors' Note: Well, the poll of which Pokemon region the Eds should go to after their Sinnoh Ed-venture is done. And it looks like the Eds are going to have some more fun in the sun because the next Pokemon region they're going to will be the ALOLA REGION. There is now going to be another poll on which Alola starter each Ed should have.
Ed's Team
Torterra (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Withdraw, Leafage, Growth, Razor Leaf, Curse, Bite, Cut, Mega Drain, Leech Seed, Earthquake, Synthesis, Solar Beam, Rock Climb, Crunch, and Giga Drain.
Ability: Overgrow.
Staraptor (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Quick Attack, Wing Attack, Double Team, Pluck, Endeavor, Whirlwind, Aerial Ace, Take Down, Close Combat, Agility, and Brave Bird.
Ability: Keen Eye.
Golduck (Male)
Attacks: Scratch, Tail Whip, Water Gun, Confusion, Fury Swipes, Water Pulse, Disable, Zen Headbutt, Screech, Aqua Tail, Soak, Psych Up, Surf, Amnesia, Hydro Pump and Wonder Room.
Ability: Damp.
Dusknoir (Male)
Attacks: Astonish, Leer, Disable, Shadow Sneak, Confuse Ray, Night Shade, Payback, Will-O-Wisp, Mean Look, Hex, Curse, Shadow Punch, Shadow Ball, and Future Sight.
Ability: Pressure.
Electivire (Male)
Attacks: Quick Attack, Leer, Thunder Shock, Charge, Swift, Shock Wave, Thunder Wave, Screech, Thunder Punch, Discharge, Low Kick, Thunderbolt, and Light Screen.
Ability: Motor Drive.
Skuntank (Female)
Attacks: Poison Gas, Scratch, Feint, Smokescreen, Acid Spray, Fury Swipes, Focus Energy, Bite, Venoshock, Screech, Toxic, Sucker Punch, Memento, Flamethrower, Sludge Bomb, Night Slash, Belch, and Venom Drench.
Ability: Aftermath.
Edd's Team
Empoleon (Male)
Attacks: Pound, Growl, Water Gun, Charm, Peck, Metal Claw, Bubblebeam, Swagger, Fury Attack, Brine, Aqua Jet, Surf, and Whirlpool.
Ability: Torrent.
Kricktune (Male)
Attacks: Pound, Growl, Struggle Bug, Fury Cutter, Absorb, Sing, Cut, Focus Energy, Slash, X-Scissor, Screech, Fell Stinger, Taunt, Night Slash, and Sticky Web.
Ability: Swarm.
Roserade (Female)
Attacks: Absorb, Stun Spore, Growth, Worry Seed, Poison Sting, Magical Leaf, Cut, Toxic Spikes, Sweet Scent, Giga Drain, Sththesis, Toxic, Petal Blizzard, and Aromatherapy.
Ability: Poison Sting.
Noctowl (Female)
Attacks: Peck, Growl, Tackle, Echoed Voice, Confusion, Reflect, Pluck, Extrasensory, Take Down, Uproar, Roost, and Moonblast.
Ability: Insomnia.
Gallade (Male)
Attacks: Growl, Disarming Voice, Double Team, Confusion, Hypnosis, Draining Kiss, Teleport, Psybeam, Life Dew, Charm, Calm Mind, Psychic, Slash, Psycho Cut, Focus Blast, and Heal Pulse.
Ability: Steadfast.
Rhyperior (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Tail Whip, Smack Down, Bulldoze, Horn Attack, Scary Face, Stomp, Strength, Rock Blast, Drill Run, Take Down, Hammer Arm, and Earthquake.
Ability: Lightning Rod.
Eddy's Team
Infernape (Male)
Attacks: Scratch, Leer, Ember, Taunt, Power-Up Punch, Mach Punch, Rock Smash, Fury Swipes, Flame Wheel, Feint, Torment, Close Combat, Fire Spin, Flamethrower, and Fire Blast.
Ability: Blaze.
Crobat (Male)
Attacks: Absorb, Supersonic, Astonish, Mean Look, Pluck, Poison Fang, Quick Guard, Air Cutter, Bite, Haze, Cross Poison, Fly, and Venoshock.
Ability: Inner Focus.
Golem (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Defense Curl, Sandstorm, Rock Polish, Rollout, Rock Tomb, Rock Throw, Smack Down, Bulldoze, Self-Destruct, Stealth Rock, Strength, Rock Blast, Earthquake, Explosion, and Double Edge.
Ability: Sturdy.
Floatzel (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Tail Whip, Quick Attack, Water Gun, Bite, Aqua Jet, Double Hit, Surf, Whirlpool, Waterfall, Aqua Tail, and Ice Fang.
Ability: Swift Swim.
Absol (Female)
Attacks: Quick Attack, Leer, Double Team, Knock Off, Detect, Taunt, Thief, Slash, Night Slash, Focus Energy, Sucker Punch, and Swords Dance.
Ability: Super Luck.
Froslass (Female)
Attacks: Powder Snow, Astonish, Leer, Double Team, Ice Shard, Protect, Icy Wind, Frost Breath, Bite, Ice Fang, Hex, Hail, and Will-O-Wisp.
Ability: Snow Cloak
