to many CONS for ghouls
If im thinking right I can bump it up 3 years(preschool years) to mimic natural halfa Neki but noone would be prepared for dual kagune. KuroNeki was never relaxed after finding out he was a ghoul.
My mind is trying to fathom Haise Hide relationships so to differ from Natural halfa Kuros childhood...theres only so many places Haise can present his duality before doves go into kill mode thinking Haise actually is their son due to the wings and tentacles yet the scientists were banned from toying with Ken and Hides bodies. YukiYuno are claiming experimentation yet no evidense of dna nabbing or them in the labs
Maman\mommy Ken and Son Haise~Book lovers
Papa\Zombie daddy Hide and Son Haise~music? Whats something to bond over? Id say food but thats overkill
Big sis Saiko and Haise~Games
Big sis Mutsuki and Haise~What to bond over?
Big bro Ginshi and Haise~What to bond over?
Stingy Big bro Urie wants out of the big sibling trope
Its been some time since Ken and Haise slipped out of HQ to look through bookstores before going on the hunt for humans(sorry citizens).
Urie, still being Urie, wants no part in Haise's toddler days leaving Shirazu, Mutsuki and Saiko to get to know Haise. Hide, being Hide, intuition never helps with food on the mind. He puts on children's songs to see how Haise will react to the tunes. Uncle Ken would help Mommy Ken with meal times for the quinx despite the disgusting aroma and taste. Haise usually goes to uncle or mommy when he wants to read stories(sorry Hide). Haise never knew Juuzou was around until it was too late when Juuzou spotted the tot. Juuzou was sparkly eyed seeing a mini Ken despite all the nos he got from Arima about genetics.
"Haise?" wonders Hide eyeing Haise who was fleeing from Juuzou.
Haise had been having a hard time spending time with his daddy.
"Daddy is better than guy who likes playing chase." says Haise.
Haise ran up to Hide clone to lean against him like he did daddy 1, awkwardly leaning against belly trying not to look at his face.
"Im curious." says Hide clone.
"I want daddy 1 back." says Haise frowning.
"You kinda cant. Haise, am I a good daddy?" wonders Hide clone.
"I barely know you guys. I see myself in uncle and mommy lots not you. I gots nothing I can have fun with Sunshine Zombie. Songs are good but doesnt work for me. Battling Shark bro is fun and cant play with big sis blue hair." says Haise.
"Know your animals?" wonders Hide clone.
"Aminals...no. Moon is Mommy and uncle, Sun is daddy. Sunflower now dead flower." says Haise.
"Sunny Sunflower now looks wilted while clinging to life." says Hide clone.
Haise nodded.
"I did appear as a sunflower in a sea of red spider lilies. But that was with-black hair Ken highschool into college. A lone unique flower that shines around gloom and death. Noone suspecting a thing before its to late." says Hide clone thoughtfully.
"Noone knows?" wonders Haise.
"Havent seen much of Marude so that must mean something good." says Hide.
As if on que, Marude walked into the apartment.
"Bully?" wonders Haise.
"I may enjoy killing ghouls but I am no bully little kakuja. Arima appointed me grandpa since Hide has no parents. The heads are looking for motherly types to act as grandma." says Marude eyeing Hide clones permanent injury.
"Bully grandpa?" wonders Haise.
Marude was silent eyeing the toddler version of the kakuja.
"Pray hard she accepts your dads appearance. Its hard keeping females around." says Marude bitterly.
Marude went back to staring at the new girth.
"The weighty ghoul appearance is a major put off Hideyoshi. As you know, Yuno and Yukiteru are the kakujas parents. That makes Arima and Akira the natural half ghouls parental stand ins. Hide needs a mother figure too. I hope none are ghouls." says Marude.
"Ghouls are better than humans. Be nice if one appears. To many angry faces." says Haise feeling hurt.
"Show mercy for our sake pouty pants. Haise doesnt feel at home like myself nor uncle. Doves make it hard to be ourselves." says Ken 1 glaring at Marude as he came into the room.
"You were a crazy bug when you were caught kakuja freak! Crazy ramblings and all before it went away. Theres no telling if twin is 1 too vermin. Thankfully Hide isnt." says Marude.
"Say that again." says Ken 1 grabbing Marude's mouth.
"Dont give the higher ups the chance to demote you disgusting pests." says Marude.
"Now I have to tie Juuzou up and leave him somewhere so Haise wont see the scythe." says Ken 1 sighing.
Marude stares confused until it registered that Juuzou was jumpscaring Haise since he was like a ninja. You never know where he is until you see him or vise versa.
"You claim to be grandpa? You are the only grump ass he sees as father figure. If you desire family life, you have to be fair to all of us. So will this mother you speak of." says Ken 1 letting go.
Marude cleared his throat glaring at Ken 1 then left the room.
"Shitheads, the lot of you." says Ken 1 under his breath.
Ken 1 went up to Haise and Hide and ruffled Haise's hair.
"When we buy our own house, we can do whatever we want. Haise can go to school and have friends. Friends who aren't fake. Maybe a lover to." says Ken 1.
"He hasn't started and already you're hoping next gen wont care about ghouls?" wonders Hide clone.
"WE need to see who all warms up to him." says Ken 1.
"Lets start with preschool." says Hide clone.
"Major downside is ghoul genes." says Ken 1.
"A fat Hideyoshi putting his arms around Black haired Ken or white hair Ken is as unnatural as it is natural. To bad we cant draw such scenarios." says Hide clone to himself.
"If anyone is drawing that itd be Haise and the teacher would be confused if they only see me." says Ken 1.
"Sadly." says Hide clone.
"He does have ghoul genes right?" wonders Ken 1.
"Yuno and her blathering kept saying 'Haise is the next gen experiment if I am incognito Hide. Full ghoul appearance with our kagune types.'" says Hide clone.
"He hasnt exactly shown proof of that." says Ken 1.
"He hasnt needed to if hes to scared of the workers. They can tell he takes after you and uncle twin." says Hide clone.
"Annoyed?" wonders Ken 1.
"Hes to cute not to have some me in there. But hes definitely you and uncle twin." says Hide clone huffing.
"Your just jealous he takes to us more." says Ken 1 chuckling.
"Me jealous? Have you seen any sign of Hide prone jealous faces?" wonders Hide clone.
Ken 1 shrugged.
"Maybe toward Anteiku but thats it. Hides always smiling so its rare to see other emotions." says Ken 1 chuckling then sulking.
"Which is daddy 2 more jealous of? Not being actual daddy or feeling unwanted by me?" wonders Haise.
"...both? Both. Definitely both. Cant really complain if hes still getting adjusted to leering workers and goofy yet moody family." says Hide clone nodding.
"Well, your body type screams 'DANGER:No children around immobile male! Theyd be squished to death!'." says Ken 1 trying not to laugh.
"Sunflowers need comfort too." grumbles Hide clone.
"It is odd to spy a Rabbit Zombie whos eaten plenty brains, a family loving murdering red kitsune and an adorable loyal, devoted, and good-natured Panda Bear. Uncle is a red Kitsune too. You dont know your auntie Touka but shes a butterfly winged ghoul. Red in color but we like to prefer blue wings or purple to go with her pretty hair." says Ken 1.
"Panda?" wonders Haise.
"Since you look like uncle and me. Youd be a panda. Rinkaku are like a fox tail so we like to refer it to a kitsune deity tail. Toukas wings are so fiery I cant tell if they were originally butterfly wings but imagination likes to prove otherwise." says Ken 1.
"Shark bro has robot rockets for bug kagune. Urie wont show me his and Mutsuki doesnt know what to do around me. Saiko has your kagune so shes more family than them." says Haise.
"Harsh." says Hide clone.
"Ginshi's ukaku does look buggy but it creates rockets. Urie's is like grandpa Arima's. A stabby jabber that will kill ghouls in seconds. Its best he strayed away though he could be more supportive. Mutsuki has a tail that looks like a scorpion." says Ken 1.
"Scythe ninja panda bear! He has white and black hair." says Haise.
"Well, you can grow into the idea." says Ken 1.