Total Drama Retrospective Interviews: A decade-ish later

by VeryUnknown

The network that ran Total Drama wanted to do something to celebrate the annual-ish anniversary of the show. Josh was called in to interview the 24 contestants from the first generation, 13 from the second, and 14 from the third generation to get the tea on their relationships with one another from their time on the show, and since the show, while catching up with the cast.

70. Sugar

The blonde woman strutted through the parking lot and first floor like she was on a runway, wearing a glittery jumpsuit that showed off all the curves she wanted shown off. Sugar liked the feeling of her boobs almost falling out of her jumpsuit, and she reached out for the door to open, "HEY Y'ALL, SUGAR'S IN DA HOUSE. PREPARE TO BE BEDAZZLED!"

Josh and the production looked horrified at the sight of her, but he tried (emphasized on tried), "Wow, what an awful... ANYWAYS, HI Sugar, it's so not... it's so nice to see you." He ushered his hand to her seat, before gathering his pile of pictures, "PLEASE sit down, so I don't have to see all of... that. So I am going to go through the list of pictures pertaining your former competitors in an alphabetical order. Amy is first, so what is your experience with Amy?"

All she did was obnoxiously laugh, "OH WHAT A TRAMPY WHORE THAT BITCH AMY IS. I saw through her being a cunt, and then being the typical doe eyed princess as a cover up. I knew she was mad because Topher and Samey were fooling around, and she put the MOVES ON HIM, AND HE STILL CURVED HER! It was HILARIOUS to watch. But when I did get eliminated, she was one of the few who knew how RAD I WAS, and she wanted to hang out. We had some good roast and gags, some good trashtalk sessions, and we even had a few good dress up situations. It was a bearable time, but I was NEVER gonna be friends with that whore after the show."

"As you know, I already interviewed Amy, and she said that she spoke to you about Dave and Ella, since you still wanted revenge on Ella for some reason. What happened?"

Immediate anger formed all over her face, "The HARLOT was mad that I had a RELATIONSHIP WITH LEONARD, AND TOPHER WASN'T ENTERTAINING HER ASS. While I did have some suspicions about Leonard and Ella having a FLOOZY situation going on, and I WILL NEVER FUCK with anyone who FUCKS WITH HER SEXUALLY. To keep a LONG STORY SHORT, Amy told me that she got information from Dave that Ella and Leonard are sleeping together, and I LOST IT ON HIM. Amy LEAD ME TO BELIEVE THIS, only to admit months later when the damage was done that Ella was dating Dave the entire time, and never cheated on him. After that, I BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF HER, because you WILL NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL! THE BITCH thought I was jealous of her and Topher, and her anorexia, which I found to be ridiculous. I HATE HER!"

Josh's eyes were widened in somewhat shock, and somewhat hilarity, "Wow that was a lot. Anyways, we are going to move onto the first boot Beardo. Obviously you didn't spend much time with him, but how was your dealings with him?"

"I don't even remember that hairy beast of a ball. I just remember him starting a bunch of shit with Leonard, and called him a COON AND A SELLOUT, while he ALSO accused David of being racist, so he pissed them BOTH off. There was a WHOLE drama that happened after the first challenge, and we all came together to get him out, since we didn't want that RACE SHIT in the game. I did yell at him, called him a neander... WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS CALLED, how he needs to shave his ass and entire body, and more stuff that I am apparently not allowed to mention. And I just remember him continuing to harass Leonard and me, mainly our relationship at the time. He just sucks, and is forgettable overall."

Laughter came out of his mouth as the next picture was presented, "This one is gonna be good. Your teammate Dave is next, and it seemed like to me that you just enjoyed fucking with him throughout the season. Is that correct?"

Sugar started laughing as well, "I TOTALLY DID! At first, I DID TOTALLY HATE HIM, since he KEPT ON PICKING AT MY BOY LEONARD, so I had to PUT HIM IN CHECK, and BADGERED HIM HARD during those first few weeks. They kept on arguing, he kept on provoke or whatever the word is to Leonard, and when he sent him home due to jealousy, I HAD TO RIP HIM AND ELLA APART. Dave felt the need to say some smart stupid comment to me, so I WHOPPED HIS MOTHER FUCKING ASS. Most of the cast, and EVEN THE PRODUCERS had to rip me off his bony ass after I put the paws on him. Dave KNEW not to fuck with me ever again, so we kept our time apart for the next several weeks, and we kept it cute or whatever. I did notice that he and Sky were getting close, and a LARGE PART OF ME DID want to get revenge, since he was a LARGE reason as to why me and Leonard were split up and humiliated. But another reason is that I did need an ally, and I knew that weakening them would give me a chance to potentially get with either one of them as allies."

"I heard that you did not handle the news of Dave and Ella dating after the show well, and actively tried to sabotage them. What was all of that about?" he asked Sugar.

All she did was roll her eyes, before letting out an obnoxious burp, "THAT'S how I feel about them as a pair. Remember the shit we just talked about with Amy trying to paint a picture about Leonard and Ella having an affair? DURING that time, Dave was dating Ella, and was MORE THAN FINE with spreading that lie around, so he could assist in FUCKING OVER MY RELATIONSHIP. Leonard and I almost STOPPED BEING FRIENDS due to that shit, so YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT I DID EVERYTHING TO FUCK HIM OVER WITH ELLA. I harassed him with phone calls, emails, tried screwing over opportunities for them, and slandered him every chance I got. The BITCH pressed charges, and then it became a huge court situation for a few years. FUCK HIM!"

Josh looked at the next picture, and all he could do was shake his head, "Ella is the next person on the list, and it was clear immediately that you were jealous of her, and you were insecure because she was everything that you weren't."

"What the HELL are you talking about? I WAS NOT, AND AM NOT JEALOUS OF ELLA! I saw through her from the VERY BEGINNING. One, NO ONE thinks Snow White, Cinderella, or Sleeping Beauty is their favorite Disney Princess, so I KNEW she was full of DOO DOO from that alone. That was the first thing that I didn't like about her, but she was TOO IN EVERYONE'S BUSINESS, but she ALWAYS gave an image for who she wants to be seen as. When we first started the show, she was not interested in Leonard, but when I made it CLEAR that I liked Leonard, she is ALL OF A SUDDEN speaking to him for hours on end. She would always talk about how I had insecurities or whatever, which was BULLSHIT, but she never got personal with anyone else on the cast, so I thought she was trying to HUMILIATE me."

"So you thought that physically assaulting her several times, laughing at her being hurt in challenges or by other things, and then getting her out when your team already won the challenge was justified? I mean, she's thinner than you, has actual vocal talent, animals love her, knows how to dress and apply makeup on herself, and actually has a lot of friends, which are all things that you lacked," Josh went through while speaking to her.

Sugar could not handle any of it, "WHAT! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT? You're MAKING ME SEEM so much lesser than her in EVERY WAY. You're MAKING ME OUT TO BE SEEN AS THIS HOREENDOUS VILLAIN PERSON."

"Because you were Sugar. There was NOTHING that caused you to act like this, and there was NOTHING that caused her to be treated like that. You have YET to come up with a good excuse or explanation. And then you told me earlier that you believed the stuff about Leonard and Ella hooking up after the season, so it TO ME seems like everything about you and her lead back to Leonard, who was gone after the second episode. You were not secure in your relationship with him, but you felt more comfortable in your hatred of her."

She formed her hands in fists, and was about to punch him before she restrained herself, "You're SO LUCKY I took a few classes of anger management. Ella always said that she was open to have a conversation, and open to listen to me. When I was eliminated, I put in my BIG GIRL PANTS, and approached her SEVERAL TIMES during that week to have a conversation to clear the end, which she didn't accept. It just proved to me how FAKE AND PHONY she was, and showed me that I WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. She also LET THE RUMOR OF HER AND LEONARD spread around, KNOWING she was dating Dave at the time, and she also SUPPORTED HIM SPREADING the rumor to break up my relationship. There was SO MUCH BACK AND FORTH going on between the cast gossip chats, press, and all of that, but I wanted to... CONFRONT her about everything that was happening as the season aired, but she rejected and made me look crazy. She got me banned from any event involved the show, and I don't like her at all."

Josh presented the Australian woman's picture in front of Sugar, "Jasmine is the next person on the chronological list, and I don't recall the two of you interacting much, if at all during the season, outside of you causing a tree to fall on her during the final 4. What are your thoughts on Jasmine?"

"Wow, what a manly looking bitch she is. SHE IS TALLER THAN MOST OF THE MEN, and she just has such MANNISH features, so I asked her if she was a man transitioning into a woman, and SHE TRIED TO BEAT ME UP. This happened within the first week of the season, and the cast as well as production had to split us apart. She then had the nerve to make fun of my weight, clothes, and makeup choices in the same argument, so I WANTED TO FIGHT HER TOO, but I was held back. For most of the season, we did not speak, and I was thankful for that because her accent was offensive to listen to, her stalking and beating Shawn into a stockish syndrome relationship was awful to watch, and I think Canadian citizens should have only been allowed to be on the show, and she wasn't that at the time. The butch thought that I was jealous of her NOMANCE, or FORCEMANCE, and would make digs and stuff through the season, so I was MORE THAN THRILLED to take her out at the final 4. The three thing was a coinkidinc, since I DIDN'T intend on having it fall on her, but I wasn't crying when it did happen, since it saved my ass."

He was reminded of something, "Jasmine mentioned to me that there was a huge event that happened between the two of you after the season, but I want to hear about it from your perspective. Apparently it involved some sort of deportation attempt."

Sugar waved it off with her hands, and gave a raspberry, "OH THAT! Jasmine was talking A LOT of crap about me once I arrived to the elimination lot, and she thought I WASN'T GOING TO FIND OUT. I was TOLD about the NASTY things she said about me the night before finale, and I tried finding her. By the time I woke up the morning of, David and her were already off to go to the finale. Since I could not clear that shit up with me, I DID try and have her deportation vetoed, ABSOLUTELY. Sugar is a PETTY ASS BITCH when you fuck with me, and she's BEEN FUCKING WITH ME. When I did that, she invited EVERYONE ELSE BUT I (Scarlett was not an option) to Australia, which was REALLY LAME. SUGAR FOUND HER WAY THERE, AND CONFRONTED THE BITCH. Liquid was thrown, spit was spat, and that was that."

Josh couldn't help but laugh, but also look disgusted when Leonard's picture was next, and passing it to her, "I... I NEVER got the thing between you and Leonard. LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE HATED him, but you not only liked him, but saw him as SOME SORT OF GOD. Why... were you on crack pertaining him?" Almost immediately after uttering those words, Sugar reached over to slap him, "HEY!"

"I'M TIRED OF YOUR GOTDAMN MOUTH AND SASS, SIR! You're LUCKY that I only slapped the SHIT out of you. Anyways, Leonard was just a badass, and Sugar respects people who are bad asses. He had this confidence about him, and that IT FACTOR, which I really respected. A big misconception about me is that I do not like strong people who have confidence, but that's not true. It was the MAIN reason why I liked Leonard, other than him being funny. He REALLY GOT ME, and we had a lot of fun together during his short time on the season. I saw him as a good dude, and I wanted him to do VERY well. He would always check up on me, made sure I ate throughout the day, made sure I was warm when were in the tent, etc. I told him A LOT of personal stuff, and really opened up to him, so I appreciated him for being the only person to understand me," Sugar explained with an unexpected earnestness.

He was taken aback by her soft demeanor, "You come off as very... likable in this moment, which... I was not expecting. But it did seem like he leached onto you after the show mainly for clout reasons, and that he was using you. Did you feel like he used you at any point, and how did you feel about not being his partner on the spinoff?"

Sugar started snapping back into her normal self, "What are you talking about? Why would Leonard use me for clout, and you're stating the SAME BULLCRAP that EVERYONE ELSE SAID. He DID NOT claim I was unattractive, and did not like my body. FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE FOR PUTTING THAT OUT THERE! The two of us hung out A LOT after the show, and we did decide to date, since he dealt with a lot of hate, and I protected him. We... we broke up because EVERYONE kept coming after us, and it was getting overwhelming, especially for him. Production DID tell him negative things about him, and tricked him into believing that he could build something on his own if he didn't choose me to be his partner on the spinoff. He thought I was jealous of him for getting the opportunity, which wasn't the case for me, and I was offended that he thought that. We decided to be just friends, and that's where we get along the best, and we communicate a lot more now than we did when we were dating."

"Max is the next person on the list, and it seemed like you were somewhat fond of him from the one episode I can recall you interacting with him, but he did not feel the same way."

His picture was placed in front of her, and she started to laugh, "Man I forgot how ugly as hell he was. We did not speak for a lot of the season, since there was no need to, and he was EATING SCARLETT'S COOCHIE WHILE STANDING UP AT 3 FOOT 5, LOLOLOL. I thought they were in such a HOT AND HEAVY relationship, and while I do think SOMETHING happened with them, it wasn't a full blown love affair. We started to bond after I sent Ella home, since it spared him from being eliminated, and while I didn't do it to save him, he saw it that way, and I thought that we were going to merge soon, so I wanted to nurture that. It would take place in between challenges, or when the show was on a commercial break, where we would make a bunch of jokes, and he really saw the positive side of me that many other people didn't see. He was losing Scarlett at the time, and I was trying to make an alliance with him, but he was booted before it happened. But JUST when I thought he was going to be a friend, he SLANDERED ME AND LEONARD'S FRIENDSHIP when I was at the resort, and made some REALLY PERSONAL INSULTS. I ALSO did not like that when we got back home, he TRASHED me online for NO REASON. I DID NOTHING TO HIM. I don't care about him slandering the others, but don't do it to me. Then he started fighting with Leonard online, and I... HANDLED him at Australia, and scared him straight."

Josh groaned when he saw the next person on the picture, and just placed it down, "I still can't believe he was cast, but you have a lot of similarities to Rodney. The both of you are country bumpkins who are barely literate and are large. With him, it's because he is tall and has muscles, and for you, it's because you have a lot of blubber fat."

Sugar grabbed a pen, and threw it in Josh's face, "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE SMACK TALK, BITCH!" She also balled up her fist, and saw him calm down, so she relaxed, "Rodney is an interesting one, since we did not speak throughout the season, and there was no interest for us to speak and chatter. He was one of the guys I thought was a cutie, but I saw how he talked to some of the women, and he could BARELY SPEAK. It wasn't until after I was eliminated, and the entire cast started hanging out without me, where he took the time to not make me feel bad about what I did in the season, and not making me feel alone. He saw Sugar as a person... who has positive traits and stuff. Even over the years, he would always check up on me, and he gave me so much... niceness and positivity, so... me and Rodney did have a few... moments."

"He did insinuate it, but never outright stated it. About the two of you hooking up, but he mentioned that there was some overlap in your relationship with Leonard," Josh brought up with a sing-song tone in his voice.

Nervousness overcame her, "Well... this was during the time where the Leonard and Ella rumors were rampant, and the two of us were arguing in distress a lot. Rodney started flirting with dear ol Sugar, and I entertained it. We didn't hook up until AFTER me and Leonard broke up, but it was only one time. He IMMEDIATELY went back to Amy's ass, and then went up to Scarlett's ass. We don't speak often, but Rodney's one of the few that's a friend of mine, since we do farm together, met one another's families, and had a lot of those homely moments together."

Josh put another picture onto the table, "Samey is the next one on the list, and with you hating Ella, I don't see you having anything in common with her to have a good relationship."

She pretended to sleep for about 30 seconds, and then shook herself up, "Ok sorry yall, I don't know that bitch. Is that Amy? No, she doesn't have the mole, but I STILL don't know who she was. OH, THAT'S THE ONE WHO MUNCHES ON JASMINE! I never spoke to her during the season, and she didn't care to speak to me either, so there's nothing really to discuss. She was whining about Topher, trying to hook up with Jasmine, and was OBSESSED with being like her sister, so I thought she was a WEAK BONY TROLLIP BITCH. I had no problem with that, but she got a little arrogant by the time I showed up to the elimination lot, and DEMANDED THAT NO ONE SPOKE TO ME. WHO THE HELL WAS SHE! Samey wanted to fight with me over some stuff that had NOTHING to do with her, like Ella stuff that never happened, made some POOR ACCUSA... whatever the word is, and I had to CURSE HER ASS OUT. Things got worse between the two of us, and I wasn't putting up with SHIT from the girls, so I had to POP the bitch once she made some RATCHET comment about Leonard fucking Tammy in Australia. Whopping her ass shut her up for good, since I haven't heard from or seen her since."

"I do not remember you speaking to Scarlett at all throughout the season, but maybe that's just editing. What do you think about the one person who is more evil than you, which says a lot?" he asked, while passing Scarlett's picture to her.

All she did was shake her head in displeasure, "WOWEE, was she an anorexic sack of bones when we did the show. I TOLD THE HEIFER during one of the VERY FEW TIMES I cared to speak to her that she needed to start eating meals, and to put meat on her ashy skin, and nothing bones, and she gave the UGLIEST FACE EVER. It was clear the bitch was wearing FAKE ASS GLASSES THAT DIDN'T HAVE PERSCRI... WHATEVER THE WORD IS THAT APPROVES GLASSES LENSES! THE BITCH WAS A FUCKING PHONY. None of her clothes fit her, I already talked about the glasses, and her voice changed ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Scarlett just creeped me THE HELL OUT, so I kept away from her all season, before I POPPED HER IN THE MOUTH randomly, HAHAHAHAHA. I knew Scarlett was evil, but I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS THAT EVIL, WHERE SHE WOULD WANT TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE ISLAND, AND KILL ALL OF US. I WASN'T GONNA STAND FOR THAT, SO I WHOOPED HER ASS."

Josh had a startled look on his face for a while, and froze before he shook it off, "Sorry... Actually, no I'm not sorry for freezing. We're going to move onto the winner of the season in Shawn, and it was interesting how you were so focused on Sky, but didn't realize the big threat of Shawn throughout the season."

Sugar kissed her teeth in frustration and annoyance, "He was TRAILER TRASH, and I HATED hearing his zombie mumble jumble BULLCRAP. I told him to SHUT THE HELL UP with all of that zombie talk, and I would POP HIM IN THE MOUTH IF IT EVER CONTINUED IN MY PRESENCE! He knew from then to back the HELL UP. I also hated looking at him. His clothes were raggedy, his skin peeled off like he was some lizard or whatever, he smelled horribly, and HE SLEPT ON THE TREES OUTSIDE, LIKE HE'S SOME SORT OF AN OWL. He's the weirdest person on the cast, and I PERSONALLY THINK that he had a deal with production, which is the ONLY reason why he won. Shawn never participated in the group activities or in the meetings, but had the NERVE to call me out during one of the FEW meetings he attended, where he called me out for throwing challenges to boot Ella. We went at it then, and I mentioned something about him leading Jasmine on, which EVERYONE thought, because he told people something different than what she was saying. Later on in the season, I called them out for their fauxmance at the end of the season, ESPECIALLY on Shawn's part, and he LOST HIS MIND on me, and mentioning that I was jealous that I had nothing. The stuff about him saying that he was not into splitting the prize, and her goals being stupid was told to A FEW OF US."

"He mentioned that a lot of drama happened with the two of you after the season. You were OBSESSED with the both of them, and accused him and Sky from blocking you in appearing during the finale. To the point where you started stalking him and Jasmine, leading up to Australia."

Laughter came from her mouth in disbelief, "WHAT TYPE OF CRACK IS HE ON? WHATEVER WORK HE DID IN THE MENTAL WARD DIDN'T HELP. I know FOR A FACT that Shawn and Sky, mainly Shawn did not want ANY of us to appear in the finale, so that part is true. Chris brought in Dave and Jasmine for drama purposes, so I confronted he and Sky about that. He did his AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE BULLSHIT, made fun of MY LIFESTYLE AND FAMILY, so I mentioned that HIS PARENTS WANTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE. A HUGE back and forth happened all season, and he went to Leonard's spiritual class TO INSULT ME, THINKING IT WOULD NEVER GET BACK TO ME. They continued to PUSH AND PUSH AND PUSH in Australia, and they invited EVERYONE ELSE BUT ME to the trip, but it was MY BOYFRIEND at the time who was on the spinoff that they were hosting the event for. I flew down there, confronted them, and things got physical."

Josh could not help but grin as he handed her the next picture, "As we both know, Sky was one of the people you hated THE MOST on the season, and it was the ONLY thing that made the last few episodes of the season interesting. What's your perspective about your feud with Sky?" He saw Sugar spit on the picture, and his eyes widened, "Okay then..."

"THAT'S how I feel about the TRAMPY SLUT. I KNEW something was off about Sky from the beginning, but I couldn't pinpoint WHAT it was. I did call her out for having abs, and I thought she DID look like a man, which caused her to FREAK THE HELL OUT. All Sky had to come at me for was about MY CURVES, so we went back and forth, and almost got physical, where THE ENTIRE CAST had to hold us back from one another. She acted like she was this nice person, but from MY first interaction with her, I knew it was false. Outside of that, we did not deal with one another for the first half of the season, which was fine with me, since she's a bore anyways. Sky tried to make my hatred for Ella be SUCH A HUGE DEAL, but she HATED whenever Ella and Dave interacted with one another, and was HAPPY when Ella was heartbroken, so I thought Sky was a hypocrite when she tried to lecture me. It turned HORRIBLY when Sky tried to FIGHT ME after Ella got booted, and I GAVE THE BITCH WHAT SHE WANTED. I had NO PROBLEM stirring stuff with her and Dave after that, and I thought it was amusing. After all of that happened, it was interesting that she GROVELED to me for an alliance."

"How did you handle being in an alliance with her? It was actually a good idea for the both of you, but you decided to prematurely turn on her, which... did not bode well for you," Josh explained to her. "What was your thought process behind it?"

All she did was shake her head, and pull it while thinking about the memory, "I COULDN'T TAKE HER ANYMORE. Having a conversation with Sky was like DRINKING POISON FROM A BOTTLE. We DID NOT agree on strategy, who to take out, so on and so forth, so when you can't even get the BASICS OF SIMPLE STRATEGY, there was NO POINT in continuing to work with her. Sky also admitted that she had NO PLANS on taking me to the end, which was DUMB, so I took the first shot at her. Sky DID NOT handle it well at all, and after Jasmine was booted, SHE GOT IN MY FACE, SPAT AT ME, AND SWUNG AT ME. We FOUGHT FOR HOURS, and got a GOOD OL ASS WHOOPING. Security kept us apart for the entire next week, and I DID confront her after the finale since she and Shawn kept all of us from appearing. I checked her a few times after the show, and READ HER FOR FILTH, to the point where she hid from me ever since."

He looked bored while handing her the final picture, "Topher is the last one from your cast that you're going to be speaking on, but like everyone else on the cast, he was not shown interacting with any of them. What are your thoughts on him?"

"I thought he was a hottie at first, and was initially interested in getting with him, just from what I saw in casting finals, but when we were on that blip thingy, he was TOO GIRLY AND FRAGILE for my liking. He didn't want to do ANYTHING because he was scared of it ruining his looks, so he was just wimpy. I don't even remember all of the shit he said on the blip, but I WAS GONNA PUT THE PAWS ON HIM, but it didn't get that far. From that point onwards, we did not speak at all, which was MORE than fine with me. He tried to suck off production in more ways than one to get on their good graces, but even THEY hated him. I just kind of paid him dust the entire season, and I found it GROSS how he was sleeping with twin sisters for SEVERAL YEARS, and he had the NERVE to say a lot about my situation. He's a loser who STILL hasn't been able to come up," Sugar explained with annoyance in her voice.

A sigh of relief came from his mouth, "Thank goodness that part is over. Though I pretty much know the answer, I will ask it anyways; who from the other two generations are you in contact with?"

Sugar had a blank face for a while, and thought about it with her hands, "Let's see, I tried building something with Sadie, due to us being curvy women, but that turned out to be a disaster, and her anorexic friend/lover Katie MADE SURE we did not get close. Anne Maria was someone I had to pop in the mouth because she was too rude, and didn't know what ethnicity she wanted to be for that day, and Leshawna had the nerve to call me white trash, when she was cast to be a racial stereotype, so she was someone I had to slap in Australia as well. Alejandro was someone I was trying to fuck, but he and Heather didn't take it well, and it lead to a HUGE argument. Justin, Trent, and Lightning were people I tried to fuck, but they rejected. Overall, I don't fuck with anyone from those generations, and I also tried to bond with Scott, Beth, Cody, and Zoey due to being farm people, but they all proved to be freaks. Never spoke to Ezekiel."

"And I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this one, but what have you learned from your experience on "Total Drama", and what have you been up to in the years since?"

"Not much to be honest. I knew I was a bad bitch, and was FABULOUS AS HELL before the show, and I'M STILL THAT TODAY. I knew that people were not to be trusted, especially the ones who go ON AND ON about how good they are, and I STILL THINK THAT TODAY. The world ain't for the soft, and tender-edged, so you need to TOUGHEN UP AND FIGHT to get what you want. The show just made everything I knew PROVEN to be true. Anyways, I continued to do pageant stuff for a while, until I was put... on pause, as I like to call it, so I've worked behind the scenes with some of the stuff. Overall, I've been pitching shows, doing a lot of jingles, and REALLY focusing on my social media profile, since it's ALL ABOUT THE BRAND AND IMAGE BABY," she screamed, while getting up to make a pose.

Josh had to cover his ears from her noise, and waited a while to uncover them, "That was... unnecessary. Anyways... thank goodness this interview is over, so you can leave."