Chapter Fourteen – Report a Murder

Spike snuggled closer to Buffy's back. "Luv?"

"Hmmm?"

"Since I'm family now, do I have to join the family business?"

Buffy turned over and drew her fingertips lightly down his cheek. "Do you want to?"

"Not really. Don't fancy shagging blokes."

"You've had sex with Xander and Andrew."

"Yeah… just don't see myself shagging strange blokes. I know Xan and Andy, and we're mates. Just don't think I'd feel the same about some stranger's todger up my arse. I don't know if I'm Bi or whatever now because while I like shagging the boys, it's just them I want to shag. I have no desire to shag random blokes. Does that make sense?"

"Yeah, and it's fine if you don't want to have sex with guys, but you could always have sex with women. I'm sure there are more than a few in this town who would pay a shit-ton to fuck you. You're hot, Spike, and when they find out how talented you are, we'll have a line around the block."

Spike considered then shrugged. "Don't know how I'd feel about birds other than you, either."

"You fucked Anya."

Spike smirked. "Because you gave me to her to use."

"Yeah, okay. Maybe try one of the other girls on your own. See if you like it."

"Which one?"

"Pick one. Or two. I'm sure they'd all love to fuck you, even Faith."

"And you wouldn't have a problem with that?"

Buffy considered. "Maybe? I don't know, but I don't think so. I've had sex with all of them, except Anya, and that's only because we really haven't had time since she was sired. You love me, so I have a place in your heart. With anybody else, it's just sex… stimulating each other's body parts and leaving your heart out of it entirely."

"I'll think about it."

Buffy snuggled close and brought Spike's mouth down to hers for a kiss. "Let me know what you decide."

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Buffy stepped off the stairs into the foyer and walked over to Harm's alcove. Since things had finally calmed down and were mostly back to normal, it was time to deal with her. The rest of the mansion was still asleep, it being the middle of the night for the bloodsucker crowd, and Buffy had left Spike sleeping in their bed… not her bed anymore. Their bed. In their room.

Harmony glared up at her and tried to say something through the gag. "Here, let me remove that." Buffy loosened the straps and slid the gag out of Harmony's mouth. "You were saying?"

"Let me out of this thing. It's been almost four fucking months."

"Answer me something first. What are you going to do to the boys if I let you loose?"

"Gonna fuck Spike, since he's family now and I can touch him all I want."

"Well, yeah. Physically you can, but if he doesn't want you to, then you still can't."

"Then I'll stake him and drain the other two."

"And there it is. Bye, Harm." Buffy pulled the stake out of her bathrobe pocket and drove it into Harm's back then stepped away from the swirling cloud of dust. She tucked the stake back into her pocket and walked to a small closet down the hallway from the training room. She pulled a vacuum out of the closet and rolled it into the foyer then plugged it in and set to work vacuuming Harm up. She carried the bench back down to the playroom and set it in the corner to be cleaned later then waved at a glaring Angelus and went back upstairs, putting the vacuum away and pulling out the mop bucket. She was humming quietly as she mopped the alcove then continued swiping the mop back and forth until she'd covered the entire foyer.

The continuous monotonous movement had been relaxing and Buffy sleepily climbed the stairs then slipped out of her robe and crawled in behind Spike, snuggling up to his back. She was asleep in minutes.

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"Buffy thinks I should shag one of the other birds to see if I like shagging any woman or just her, and if I do then I might get my own shagging room and start seeing clients."

"You had sex with Miss Anya."

Spike rolled his eyes. "Yeah, because Buffy gave me to her to use."

"Which one do you want?"

Spike shrugged. "Don't know. They're all beautiful birds. Which one do you think would be interested in shagging me?"

Xander smirked, "I don't know. All of them? Probably at the same time?"

"You're not being terribly helpful, Xan."

"Bite me."

Spike smirked and brought his demon forward. "Okay. Where?"

Xander yelped. "Fuck! Don't do that!" He laughed. "I keep forgetting you're a vampire."

Spike licked his fangs. "Where do you want me to bite?"

"You're serious?"

"Yeah. Want a shag, too."

"I'm not prepped."

"Then you fuck me."

"Okay, but only if you use that tongue piercing on me."

Spike curled his tongue then licked his fangs again. "Deal."

Xander stood up and tugged his pants down then stripped his shirt off and stepped closer to the bed. "Do you want to kneel in front of me or have me sit on the bed?"

"Which one do you like more?"

"Kneeling."

Spike slid to his knees in front of Xander and looked up at him. "Never done this before, so let me know if you want something different."

"You've had blowjobs, so just do to me what you like having done to you."

"You want me to put the demon away?"

"No, it's fucking hot, just be careful with the fangs."

"Right." Spike leaned forward and licked Xander from root to tip then slid him into his mouth, swirling his tongue and working the piercing over his flesh. Xander moaned and grasped Spike's head as he started thrusting into Spike's mouth. Xander was hitting the back of his throat and Spike realized that vampires apparently didn't have a gag reflex. Not having to breathe was also a bonus.

He swallowed the next time Xander thrust in and Xander yelled, "Holy fuck!" then pulled out and thrust in harder. Spike swallowed again. On the fifth thrust and swallow, Xander exploded down the back of his throat with a strained yell. He folded over Spike's head, twitching and panting until Spike released his cock. Xander sank slowly to the floor then fell over on his back. "Holy fuck, Spike. Where'd you learn to do that?"

"On you. Just now."

"Holy fuck."

Spike chuckled. "You already said that."

"You should do that to Andy. He will Lose. His. Mind."

"Why? Because of the swallowing or the fangs?"

"Both."

"Likes a bit of monster in his man, does he?"

"No, I don't think he'd fuck some random vampire or even Travis. He likes the monster in you because he knows you and knows you won't hurt him. You're a safe monster, but still dangerous enough to be exciting."

"Okay. Would biting you wake up your lad or do we need to wait a bit longer?"

"After that, it'll probably be a while."

"Then I'll go fetch Andy and make him lose his mind while you recuperate, but one of you needs to either shag me or suck me off."

"If you kill his dick like you just killed mine, he can finger-fuck you while I suck you off. That work?"

"Yeah, that'll do. I'll be back with Andy."

Xander waved a hand as Spike left the room. "I'll just be here."

Spike jogged down the stairs and into the kitchen. Andy's door was open so he stepped into the room and looked around but didn't see him anywhere. "Andy? You here?"

"In the bathroom, Spike."

"What're you doing?"

Andrew stepped out of the bathroom with a smirk. "What humans usually do in the bathroom."

Spike laughed. "Right. Uh… want me to suck you off?"

Andrew blinked. "Now? Here?"

"No, up in my room. Just sucked Xan off and he said you'd like what I did so I came to get you. Xan can't really move just now."

Andrew motioned to Spike's face. "Did you suck him off like that?"

"Yeah."

Andrew shivered and nodded. "Okay. Let's go."

Xander was still laying on the floor and Spike chuckled as they walked past him to the bed. "You want to stand or sit, Andy?"

"Um, stand, I guess."

Xander gave him a thumbs up. "Good choice, Andy."

Spike dropped to his knees in front of Andrew and tugged his pants down. When he'd stepped out of them, Spike looked up at him. "You want your shirt off, too?"

"Yeah, but I'll need help."

"Okay." Spike stood and carefully extricated Andrew from his shirt, being careful not to bump his cast, then dropped to his knees in front of him again. "You ready?"

Andrew looked down at Spike's demon face and swallowed hard. "Yeah."

Spike leaned forward and licked Andy from root to tip then slid him into his mouth and twirled his tongue like he had with Xander. Andy's cast bumped him in the head and Spike let him go with a chuckle. "Just keep that hand down. You can grip my hair with the other one to get a good hold on my head for thrusting, if you need to."

He slid Andy back into his mouth and twirled his tongue then reached up and grasped Andy's hips, pulling him deep. Andrew gasped as his cock hit the back of Spike's throat and Spike pushed him back then pulled him deep again, swallowing around him this time. Andrew's fingers twined almost painfully in the hair on the back of Spike's head as he pulled back then thrust in. Spike swallowed again but didn't release right away, instead swallowing twice more before he let Andy pull back. When Andy thrust in the next time, Spike assisted the movement with his grip on Andy's hips and Andy shouted hoarsely as Spike's nose pressed up against his pubic bone. Spike held him steady, swallowing repeatedly and twirling his tongue as Andrew's breathing steadily got faster until he was almost panting. "I'm gonna… Spike!" He spent down Spike's throat with a shout that was very nearly a scream. Spike swallowed several more times then released Andy's cock. He immediately collapsed and flopped back onto the floor next to Xander.

Xander rolled his head to look at Spike. "Did I tell you? Mind. Gone."

Buffy opened the door and stepped into the room with a smile. "What's going on in here? I keep hearing shouting and screaming."

Xander waved his hand. "I want to report a murder, Miss. Your vampire there just killed both our dicks."

Buffy laughed. "Really. How'd he do that?"

Spike grinned proudly and pointed first to Xander and then to Andrew. "My first and second time giving a blowjob. Found out that I no longer have a gag reflex and since I don't need to breathe…"

Andrew said weakly, "You can keep my cock down your throat until my brains leak out the end."

Spike laughed. "Yeah, pretty much." He walked over to Buffy and wrapped her in a hug. "You done with your client already?"

She squeezed him tight. "No. He passed out. Still has two paid hours."

Spike leaned back with a leer. "Got time for a shag?"

Buffy shook her head with a smile. "Probably not. His heart sounded like he was about to wake up, so I better get back in there. You'll just have to not kill the dicks you're expecting to shag you next time or take up a hobby while you wait for them to not be dead. Could get you some knitting needles and you could make me a sweater while you wait."

Spike nipped at the end of her nose then kissed her hard. "We'll figure it out, luv. See you when you're done, and by the sounds of it, I'll need to see to you as well."

He flicked his tongue at her, clicking the piercing against his teeth and she shivered. "Two hours, Spike. Have that tongue ready in two hours."

Spike leaned close and trailed his tongue along her ear as he whispered, "Yes, Mistress." Buffy shivered again and turned for the door, forcing herself to walk through it instead of throwing the sexy vampire down and riding his face.

Spike turned back to the bodies on the floor. "You heard her. Two hours."

Xander looked at Andrew. "Dicks are dead, so your fingers and my mouth?"

Andrew nodded. "Sure. Just give me like ten minutes to get back to this planet."

Spike hopped up on the bed and laid back on the pillows. "Whenever you're ready, mates."

Xander got up to his knees and crawled onto the bed then flopped down next to Spike. "Working on it, man. Working on it." He laid there for a few more minutes then sat up and straddled Spike, leaning down to suck his nipples and flick the piercings with his tongue. Spike pressed his head into the pillow and groaned. Xander moved down his torso, sucking and biting, then nodded toward the end of the bed. "If you want Andy's fingers up your ass, we're gonna have to move to the edge. You kneel and spread your legs wide and I'll kneel on the floor so I can reach your dick. You'll be propped up on your feet, giving Andy access with his fingers."

Spike popped to his knees and moved to the edge of the bed then spread his legs wide and reached back to spread his cheeks before he sat back on his heels. "Like this?"

Xander moved back to the floor and knelt in front of Spike then leaned in and started licking and stroking Spike's cock. He reached up with a hand and fondled Spike's sack then slid a finger back and teased his hole. Andrew was finally coming back to himself and he sat up and watched Xan for a few minutes, then asked, "Spike? Lube?"

Spike nodded toward the bathroom. "Probably in there from the punishment."

Andrew nodded and pulled himself to his feet with the aid of one of the bedposts then walked unsteadily to the bathroom. He came back out with a bottle of lube and crawled up onto the bed, settling himself behind Spike. Xander was leisurely sucking Spike while he waited for Andrew to get started.

Andrew slicked a finger and slid it slowly into Spike. "Don't have to be dainty, mate. Not gonna damage me." Andrew slicked another finger and slid them both into Spike and he moaned at the burn. Andrew started thrusting hard and deep, angling for Spike's prostate and Xander picked up the pace, doing his best to swallow around Spike while still being able to breathe. There was so much pleasure zinging around Spike's body that if he was still human, he'd be having trouble breathing. Having to hold position while he was assaulted with pleasure was pushing a few of his newly discovered kink buttons, too. He couldn't thrust into the mouth working him or push back against the fingers buried inside him, he just had to let it happen, and both these boys were good at giving pleasure. Spike was about to come so hard he'd likely blow Xander's head off. He could feel it building as Andrew hammered on his prostate and Xander slammed his cock into his throat as far as it would go. They'd become synced, Andrew hitting his prostate just as the head of his cock hit the back of Xander's throat. It only took a half dozen more synced strokes before Spike exploded into Xander's throat with a roar. Xander swallowed him down then held him there as long as he could while Andrew buried his hand knuckle deep and pressed hard. Spike's orgasm seemed to last for minutes as waves of pleasure rocketed through him before finally subsiding.

Spike listed sideways then started to fall and Xander slid off his cock and swallowed several times then coughed. "Yeah, I still need to breathe, Dead Boy." He knelt up and guided Spike to fall onto the bed instead of pitching off onto the floor as Andrew removed his fingers and helped as much as he could with his good arm.

Spike collapsed onto his side then rolled to his back, his legs unfolding and flopping his feet over the end of the bed. Andrew leaned over and looked at Spike's now human face. "He's not breathing, but he wouldn't be, I guess. I think he's out cold." He grinned at Xander. "Told you we could do it."

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Buffy slipped into her room and smiled. The boys were snuggled together in the middle of the bed, limbs intertwined as they slept. She went into the bathroom and stepped into the shower, squeaking in surprise when arms suddenly wrapped around her. Spike hugged her tight to his chest and nipped at her neck. "Hello, luv. My tongue's ready."

Buffy leaned into him. "Did you get your shag?"

Spike chuckled. "Yeah. They knocked me out."

Buffy turned in his arms and looked up at him. "How?"

"Double-teamed me. Xan swallowed my cock and Andy pounded my prostate with his fingers. They got into sync right at the end and I had to hold the position Xan had put me in. Couldn't thrust or push back. It was one of the most intense orgasms I've experienced… so far."

Buffy murmured. "Hmmm… I'm thinking restraints. Forcing you to be still while I play."

Spike shivered and his cock twitched and started to rise. He leaned back and looked down. "Somebody likes that idea."

Buffy turned back around and turned the water on. "I'm gonna have to get cameras mounted in our room so I can film these things."

"Could put the videos up on the website and charge a pretty penny to watch 'em." Spike picked up a washcloth and the soap then started washing Buffy as she shampooed her hair. When she was clean, Spike quickly rinsed himself off then backed her up to the wall and leaned down for a kiss. "You want my tongue in here or out there?"

Buffy nodded. "Yes, please."

Spike tilted his head. "To which?"

"Both."

Spike smirked then dropped to his knees and lifted her leg over his shoulder. "As you wish, my lady." He dove in and got to work, startling the boys awake when she screamed.