Hey, everone! I'm back with another chapter of Ben 10 meets DC Superhero Girls! Let's begin!
I DON'T OWN ANYONE IN THIS SERIES!*
Babs: [singing] I sing thee a tale of times of olde Of madiens fair and champions bold Of a winsome princess shut high away Her fate to become a cruel dragon's prey But ol! Comes a knight, so brave and so strong To rescue the damsel, to right all the wrongs Fiddle-de-dee, fa-la...
Kara: Fiddle-de-dude! Enough already! [knocks the book out of her hands]
Today was a special day in Metropolis! Today was the Renaissance Faire, as Babs seemed to be dressed as a mandolin player.
Babs: [picks up book] [strums her mandolin] Prithee, Milady Danvers! Hark! Hark and thither! Uponst this most portentous morn, at the eminent Faire of thine Renaissance, do nottest thou me of mine olde moniker "Babs" and stuff! In lieu, I beseech thee, referest thou to my humble personage as... Lady Barbara de Gordan, First of her name, Maker of Burritos, Daughterof Jim.
Kara just gave her a dry look, upsetting her.
Babs: C'mon, Kara! The Renaissance Faire is only fun if you play along!
Kara: Uh-uh, dude, I'm only here for two things, 'kay, to eat turkey legs and to laugh at geeks.
Jessica: Hey, guys!
That's when they see Jessica and Karen, who were dressed as an elvin ranger and a fairy.
Kara: Speaking of which...
Babs: Wow! Great costumes.
Jessica: Thanks! [poses] I'm an elvin ranger...
Kara: [coughs] Geek! [coughs]
Monkey King: [walks over] Hey, guys. How's it going?
Kara: Your going as yourself.
Monkey King: Of course. People will think I'm just some guy dressed up as him.
That's when the Dragon Riders came in, dress as vikings.
Eugene: I don't get why do we have to wear this, Jun.
Jun: It's a Renaussance Faire, you have to wear for the theme.
Monkey King: Oh, guys. I like you all to meet...
That's when Prince Nezha came in with a pramatic entrance.
Monkey King: [sighs] Really, an entrance.
Jun: No way! Prince Nezha.
Nezha: [to Jun] You know who I am?
Jun: Of course. You and Monkey King are friends.
Nezha: [shocked] What?! Why would you think that!
Jun: That's what I read in ancient text.
Monkey King: Yeah, she's into myths and legends, Nezha.
Nezha: [sees Kara] So, you're the one who Wukong has given power to.
Kara: Oh yeah.
Nezha: [circles her] I don't see anything that looks different, beside the yellow skin.
Monkey King: Well, there's [pulls her tail] this!
Kara: Hey!
Nezha: Huh? That's different.
Kara: [tucks it back into her pants] Yeah, it's weird.
That's when Ben came wearing armor.
Jessica: Wow, Ben, that's cool.
Ben: Yeah, Blukic and Drida made it for me. As one knight would say, "Have at thee!"
When Rook came towards them, he appears to be dress as a farmer.
Rook: Though I go as something I'm use to.
Jessica: Zee and Diana are running late. They'll meet us inside.
Babs: Then let us not tarry! Into the Faire we goooooo.
Soon, our heroes were in the Faire, and they were amazed by all the festivities.
[people talking indistincly]
[children laughing]
Nezha: So, mortals dress up for this "Faire" for fun, Wukong?
Monkey King: Guess so.
Karen: Uh. This isn't the Renaissance Faire they were talking about in the news, is it? You know, the one where some people go and [gulps] [voice breaks] never come back?
Alex: What?
Babs: Yeah! 'Cause it's awesome!
Nezha:That dosen't sound awesome.
Kara: [wraps arm around Karen] Forget those rumors, Karen. They're just trying to scare people off to keep the crowds, so they don't run out of turkey legs. [sniffs] Hey, did someone say turkey legs?
Monkey King: I can go for some turkey legs!
Soon, our heroes were at the food court, where Kara was anxiously waiting to get a turkey leg.
Kara: Oh, hey, there. I'd like two turkey legs to go... [reads girl's name tag] Amber.
Ember: It's Ember.
Kara: Got it. Leg us, Amber!
Monkey King: Oh yeah!
Jessica: And the corn on the cob on a stick.
Ember: Ugh!
Jessica: Thanks, Ember. [to Kara] I'm a little surprised you came today. I didn't think Renaissance Faires were really your thing.
Kara: You kidding? I love this.
[sizzling]
Kara and Jessica: [muching on their turkey and corn]
Monkey King: [muches on turkey leg] [eyes sparkle] This is good!
Kara: [points at Ember] Ha! Geek! [walks away]
Ember: [grunts]
Jessica: Sorry about her, Amber. [walks away]
Ember: It's Ember. Ugh!
While Ember was viewing the crowd, she notice a girl dressed as a princess, who was on her phone.
Ember: Hmm? [laughs wickedly]
Soon, Ember started to follow the girl, who didn't even know she was being watched. And when they came to a dark corner, Ember started to grow horns, razor sharp teeth, and claws that are sharp as knives which casted upon her shadow!
Ember: [growls]
Kara: Hey, geek!
Monkey King: Yeah!
Ember: Hmm?
Kara: [waving a bone] We're ready for round two. Time is turkey legs. Let's go!
Ember: Ugh!
Back at the turkey leg stand, Ember was giving Kara and Monkey King buckets of turkey legs.
Kara: Keep 'em coming, Amber! I'm starving!
Monkey King: Me too!
And she did that, much to her displeasement.
Kara: That's right. Yeah, keep it. Yeah. Right. And, one for the chompers. Aaaah! [as Ember places a turkey leg in her mouth and roll her eyes] [muffles] Okay. Thanks geek.
After they left, Ember started to ponder.
Ember: [sighs] You think you're hungry, I haven't had a decent meal in centuries. [observing the "princesses" with in the crowd] You call these princesses? Blech. Bland. Tasteless. Nothing but empty calories. What I wouldn't do for an old-fashioned, authentic, delicious, delectable... [sniffs] Wait! Is that? [gasp] After all these years.
Turns out, she saw Zee as a princess.
Ember: [relieved] A real princess! [drools] [stars in eyes] [shakes it off] [laughs wickedly]
Then, she placed a "closed" sign on the turkey leg stand.
Zee: Hello, my subjects. Oh, photos are encouraged. Oh, and don't forget, Hashtag Princess Zee. [to Diana] Though two gorgeous princesses would be far more social media-worthy.
Diana: What do you mean? I am dressed as a princess, as instructed.
Zee: That is not, "princess." This... [spins around, as her dress sparkle] is "princess."
Diana: Indeed not.
Zee: Huh?
Diana: "Priness" is a title of birthright, defending on the field of battle, then passed down from one generation to the next. One's dress is not a factor.
Zee: Uh, it's the only factor! What's the point of being a princess if you don't get to be gorgeous?
Diana: The actual point of being of princess is leadership and diplomacy.
Zee: Where's the fun in that?
Diana: Who said ruiling kingdoms is fun?
Babs: [singing] [plays her mandion] I tell thee a tale of two princesses fair! Who showed up totally late but it's okay we don't mind!
That when Nezha sees the two.
Nezha: [gasp] Prinesses! [blasted off in front of the two]
As he reaches Diana and Zee, Nezha created a powerful blowing wind sending Babs hitting a wall.
Nezha: [kneels down] Mighty and beautiful princesses, I am Prince Nezha! I am at your service! I will destroy everything that stand in your way! [throws his staff into the sky] [grunts]
The staff then spreads the clouds it was thrown towards, shocking Diana and Zee.
Diana: Wow.
Zee: Yeah, wow.
Soon, they were exploring the Faire and having a good time. While they did that, the Chaotic heroes were following them.
Peyton: Wow, they really took on the Faire seriously, dude.
Sarah: Well, it's a Faire. You have to dress up for it.
Tom: Don't forget we're here to see that blonde girl.
Kaz: But what about that prince guy? He threw that staff into space!
Jycella: Yeah need to be on his good side if we want to get to her.
Shiwan: Right.
That's when they started to follow them, but kept their distance from the heroes. Diana then noticed a guy locked in a wooden pillory eating fries.
Diana: Pfft! Never in my 317 years, have I seen criminals allowed the fries of France! Everything here is most inauthentic. Expect for the turkey legs. Which look delicious.
Kara: [munching]
Monkey King: [burps]
Babs: What's inauthentic? There's Ye Olde Snack Bar, Ye Olde ATM Machine, Ye Olde WiFi Mobile Hot Spot!
Zee: [on her phone] [sighs] Forget it, Babs, you're talking to the princess of party poop, here.
Babs: [singing] [stums her mandolin] Say, I, Diana, thee hath not yet, seen the full pleasures of the Faire! Pray, follow and be enchanted!
Diana: [sighs] If I must.
Babs: [runs off] Huzzah!
While they were walking, Ember was watching them with a sinister smile on her face.
Ember: [laughs wickedly]
They were now at a blacksmith stand, and Babs was amazed by all the weaponry.
Babs: Whoa! Woo! Hark, Diana! [lifts a mace] A giant mace! Authentic, am I right?
However, the mace was too heavy and Babs ended up falling backwards.
[metal thuds]
Babs: [groans] [eyes spinning] And dense!
Diana: [grabs a sword] Authentic?!
[sword whooshes]
Diana: This workmanship is crude and lazy. Hmm.
She then set the sword down on a anvil and started banging it with a hammer to make it more authentic. However, Zee was looking on at this with a bored expression.
Zee: [grunts]
Ember was hiding in one of the costume racks and was about to grab Zee when...
Diana: [lifts the sword] Much better! [swings it around]
However, she ended up cutting one of the ropes on the tents and it fells on Ember!
Ember: [groans]
They were now gathered in a stadium with a small crowd, watching a falconer perform with his pet hawk.
Falconer: And now, I remove her hood, so she know the hunt is about to begin.
However, his hawk appeared to be sleeping.
[hawk snoring]
[audience laughing]
Nezha: [confused] What?
Monkey King: I think the falcon is asleep.
Falconer: Come on, wake up, milady hawk.
Diana: Insolence! [marches over to the falconer]
Zee: Diana, will you just...
Rook: Oh dear.
Falconer: Hey!
Diana: Fool! This falcon does not respect you. [clicks her tongue, as the hawk flies onto her arm]
Falconer: Hey!
Diana: Away, hunter of game. Heed your noble calling and seek worthy prey!
The hawk then flew off!
Nezha: Wow!
Falconer: [sadly] milady hawk.
Zee: [grunts] [facepalms]
Ember was beneath the stage and was about to grab Zee from below, but then...
[hawk screeching]
The hawk came back and was attacking her!
Ember: [screams]
Falconer: [crying]
Zee: Well, thanks a lot, Diana. You ruined the whole show.
[hawk screeching]
Ember: [screaming] Get off me!
[hawk screeching]
Ember: [screaming] Stop it!
[hawk screeching]
Ben and the others were now at a mud pig pen where two guys were throwing mud at each other, much to Zee's disgust.
Diana: What is this? I do not understand.
Zee: You know, for the first today, I'm with Diana. That is gross.
Ben: I don't know, I've seen grosser things.
Zee: [as mud nearly nits her and dodges] [grunts] Eww!
Little did they know, Ember was sneaking behind them and approaching Zee while she was hissing like a snake!
Kara: What's not to get? They're pathetic peasent dudes throwing mud at each other. It's hi-larious!
Diana: I understand that. [picks up mud] What I do not understand is why they are using mud so unsuitable to proper throwing. That mud contains far too much pig filth. [throws mud away]
Zee: [gasp] [nervous] Pig filth?!
Just as Ember was about to pounce onto Zee, a small speck of mud thrown by the boys misfired and ended up hitting Zee's dress.
Zee: [gasp] [screams]
She ended up hitting Ember and pushing her into the mud! Ember, however, was lying in the mud, exaperated. Later on, our heroes were gathered in a stadium for the main event, which was a joust.
[horse neighing]
[crowd cheering]
Zee: Finally, the main event. [notices the mud spot on her dress] Ugh!
After making sure no one was looking...
Zee: [whispers] [using her magic] Evomer tops. ["Remove spot" in reverse]
And the spot of mud was removed.
Karen: [softly] Zee, what are you doing? You can't do magic in public!
Zee: [softly] Well, what choice do I have? A real princess can't recieve her knights covered in filth!
Annoucer: Our champion shall choose a fair maiden to fight for. Pray tell, who shall they offer their rose?
Zee: [gasp] [as her dress shines] [waves her handkerchief] [clears her throat] Your princess awaits, boys!
Knight #1: Huh?
Knight #2: [gives her a flirty stare]
Then they started pushing each other and swinging a few punches.
Knights: [grunting]
Zee: [blushing] Oh, aren't you just adorable.
Diana: Tsk. A disgrace. I've never seen such poor equestrianship. One should have slain thr other by now.
Jun: Diana, it's just pretand.
Diana: True. But think of the authenticity! [to Zee] The point is, why do you encourage this charade?
Zee: Grr. [waves her handkerchief harder]
Diana: Clearly, you're stronger than both of them put together.
Zee: [groans]
Diana: And that says much, for you are so physically weak.
Soon, one of the knights took down the other, and he threw a rose at Zee.
Zee: [gasp]
Just as she was about to catch it, Diana snatched it instead!
Diana: Oops. Reflexes.
Zee: [angry] Grr! What is your problem?! Can't you just play along? Just once? You get to be "miss island warrior princess" every day of the year. Would it kill you to let me a princess for one day?
Diana: This is folly. One cannot be princess for only one day. It is a lifetime of solemn responsibility-
Ben: Girls, trust me, being princess is not the best way to go. I should know, two of them tried to make me their prince.
Zee and Diana: SHUT UP BEN!
Zee: [growling] [yells] You know what, why don't you just go ahead and be [mimicking Diana] "responsible princess Diana" with a lifetime of drudgery and awfulness, somewhere else! I'm going to go and enjoy the rest of my day. [leaves]
Diana: And I shall be responsibility princess Diana with a lifetime of drudgery and awfulness in this direction, far away from you and your delusions of nobility! [leaves]
And they both stormed off in different directions.
Nezha: Wait, their not princesses?
Monkey King: Well, one of them is. This is a pretend day, Nezha.
Nezha: [grunts] Why, did you bring me here, Wukong?
Monkey King: Thought you try something different.
Nezha: [sighs] [leaves]
Kara: [munches turkey leg] [belches and munches]
Monkey King: [pokes at her belly] Whoa, looks like someone had more than she could handle.
Elsewhere, Zee was still ranting about Diana.
Zee: [mimicking Diana] I'm so smart. And being a princess is terrible and fithy and no fun. [grunts] [sighs] [sits down on a crate] [soft sigh] Just one day, that's all I wanted.
Little did she know, Ember was approaching her from the shadow, as her human features transformed into dragon parts!
Ember: [growls]
[blades popping]
Ember: [laughs maniacally] [growls]
Zee: [gasp]
Ember: [demonic voice] Well, hello, there, princess.
Zee: [whines]
To be continued