Cell stared down the group of students and pair of Teachers before he laid his eyes on Eberwolf. This caused something in the back of his mind to order him not to kill the Coven Leader. Although, Cell tried to disobey as he tried to absorb their energy yet only fired a Magic blast at her. Eberwolf was quick to dodge the attack, leaping away to safety. As they were concerned by the being's appearance, they gritted their teeth in anger and restlessness. 'Looks like that secret project wasn't a complete failure as the superiors led us to believe… I better make sure to stay on guard against this thing.'
Cell was growing in irritation that he couldn't kill the Beast Keeper as he wished, only managing to lay scratches on him. He turned his attention to the others present as Nail tried to fire a flurry of Chi Blasts at him. With only a wave of his hand, Cell managed to absorb the attack with a sinister grin. This was quickly knocked off of his face as Atlas hit the creature's face with the force of a rapid landslide. Causing Cell to be pushed backwards by the impact as he glared at the Warframe in anger, his tail stabbed at it. Shallot yelled in pain as he clenched the area where Atlas was stabbed on his own body.
"Shallot!" Boscha yelled anxiously, her hands shaking as the Saiyan fell to the ground. He felt like his life force was being drained in a matter of minutes. Boscha immediately realized that Cell was using his tail to literally drink Shallot's life force through Atlas. As Boscha growled, she charged at Cell, slicing off their tail on her way through her motion. "Take That Freak!" The Demoness declared with a smirk as Cell yelled in intense pain. He turned his attention back toward Boscha.
"Do you know… How long will it take to regrow my tail!?" Cell shouted in false frustration, leaving Boscha confused by this. With an amused grin, Cell abruptly shouted; "BOOP!" Within only seconds, Cell's tail fully regenerated as if nothing had happened. This left everyone stunned and frightened now. "But if it is any consolation, young girl. That Hurt Like Hell…" He announced with bitter honesty as Cell glared at Boscha. The Archon was ready to kill The Older Brief Sister before Caulifa fired two chi bolts to draw his attention away from her older sister.
"Yo, Bug!" Caulifa shouted as she placed her hands into a cupped sphere as more crimson energy formed in her palms, "Eat THIS! Crush Stream!!!" She Yelled as Cell held up his arms to block the energy attack as Boscha flew out of the way. The Beam quickly engulfed The Archon with full force. Once the energy subsided, Cell was believed to be destroyed as Kale rushed in to heal anyone injured. "Flark YA! Guess that Bug was just small fry!" Caulifa yelled in triumph, yet the others didn't think it would be that easy to defeat the monster. "It… Doesn't feel like that thing was destroyed though…" Gus said in a soft and grimly ton as he looked around inpatiently.
Though, The Tomboy was about to protest before Cell grabbed Caulifa into a deadlocked hug, he began to crush her body with brute strength. "So, you like crushing things huh?" The Archon asked, a giant evil grin yet an angry tone. Kale was now scared for Caulifa's wellbeing and rage building up inside of her.
Energy began to build up inside of her slowly building up from her rage and anxiety, Kale began to walk towards Cell with murder in her eyes. "Put. Her. Down. NOW!" Kale demanded as her voice began to become more violent. Cell looked up at the once timid Saiyan in surprise before he laughed at the girl. "You Honestly think you can Stand up to ME!?" The Archon mocked as Kale kept approaching Cell, her eyes flashed with Emerald Energy.
"I Do, Cockroach. And I Will End YOU!" Kale Declared as green energy crackled around her body. Cell simply laughed at this as he tossed Caulifa aside. He wanted to entertain this girl since she was wanting a death wish, not realizing the power that began to grow from the small Saiyan girl as she stood before him.
"That's a new name. Though, it is foolish to think some pacifis weakling like yourself can hope to stop me." He announced as Cell threw a punch at Kale, expecting it to easily launch her small and fragile body across the forest below.
(Cue DBS: Broly Original Soundtrack Number 20: Awakened Power)
Cell smiled smugly before he saw Kale completely unphased by his punch, not even moving an inch from where she stood. "The heck!?" Cell questioned loudly in fear as he tried to strike at her multiple times, each one having no effect on her. Kale then grabbed one of his wrist and throat with an overwhelming strong grip as she slowly grew larger and lifted Cell into the air more Emerald Energy appeared around her. Cell now saw where the enormous energy he felt earlier came from as he tried to escape Kale's grip that was beginning to prevent him from breathing, coming to the point where his head could pop off. Everyone around seeing this were utterly shocked by Kale's rapidly growing energy as she began to growl with pure rage and bloodlust. Cell knew he needed to act fast or this girl will kill him. Thinking quickly Cell used his freed arm to strike at a pressure point on Kale's body, forcing her to lose consciousness then using another Solar Flare to run.
"What…The…Hell…Was…That…?" Eberwolf said with utter disbelief at what Kale was actually capable of, they thought they could've been hallucinating, possibly to tired to see things normally. No, they knew what happened, and it scared them.
Back at Hexside, Luz was still waiting in the Nurse's Office, reading some magazines that were laying across a silver shelf. Though upon hearing the two Witch Girls coming too from their unconscious state, she smiled. She then approached the two. "Feeling better, girls?" She asked as Amity rubbed her arm and Willow held head in her hand, still feeling what was a migraine.
"Feeling a whole lot better… So… who managed to get me into Launch's work room?" Amity asked as she saw Luz next to her. The Young Blight had a subtle blush that went away as she moved some hair out of her eyes. Her heart skipping a beat.
"And who the hell knocked me out with a large rock?" Willow questioned due to the feeling of her wound on her head.
"Vegeta knocked you out, Willow. On the other hand, Luz carried the other girl here." Announced the Owl Lady said as she and her rival entered the room. Amity heard those words and couldn't help but smile, he heart beating so fast she thought it would pour out of her chest, but with a deep breath she was able to stay calm. "Though… Aside from this potential entertaining teen drama scene to watch. Vegeta and I wanted to ask you Luz." Edalyn announced the three girls perked up in confusion, turning towards the Owl Lady with wide eyes filled with pain and child like sparkles.
Vegeta glared at Edalyn with a miffed and annoyed glare before sighing to continue with the more important matter at hand. "Young Noceda… Mind the Very Personal question coming, we need you to answer this truthfully. This will be important to your magic training with Eda, Whom I am gonna take seriously with your training!" Vegeta declared with a clear aggression and serious stare towards Eda who really didn't want to acknowledge, "Can you tell us what you know about your father?" Vegeta asked with genuine intent and curiosity.
Luz blinked in utter surprise by the question as she tried to recall what she remembered from her mother. "Well… According to my mom during her mid twenties on August twenty six…" The Girl began as everyone was eager to learn about this.
The story cuts to younger versions of Vegeta and Edalyn at a bar on Earth. Vegeta was wearing an embarrassing pink collared t-shirt with the word Bad Man on the back and worn casual blue trousers to add on as he finished another bottle of a version of alcohol labeled whisky. Edalyn, who was dressed in a lady biker's outfit, was walking over to the table the Saiyan was sitting at. Her hair was shorter than normal and her orange hair had gray streak appearing among it. Though the haircut had given her a cool girl appearance as she took a seat with another round and a cupcake with a candle upon the frosting. "Hey, my man. Have another round for the birthday grump!" She announced as Vegeta gave her a glare, clearly annoyed by the shirt he had received from The Owl Lady.
"I am only 'grumpy' because you had to give me a damn pink shirt to wear…" Vegeta stated as Edalyn groaned in annoyance as she sat down at the table. "I told you I despise the color pink or did you decide to ignore me once again…" The Saiyan questioned. During this time, Edalyn and Vegeta had managed to bond quite well with each other as they took time to hide on Earth. It was an oddly pleasant turn of events for them both.
"Like I told you Vegeta… I needed to buy you affordable clothing with the little Earth Money we have from those groups of bikers we beat up." She explained again with a small frustrated sigh. "It was a stroke of luck I managed to conjure up Human ID Cards for us to have this birthday party for you." She explained while drinking another bottle she just cracked open. Vegeta closed his eyes in understanding as he twisted off the cap of his seventh bottle tonight.
At first they weren't exactly able to handle the alcohol on this world since it was a whole lot stronger than the ones they were accustomed to on The Isles. However, The Saiyan came to notice the birthday cupcake that Edalyn got him. With a small smile, he looked at her as he asked; "You got this for me?" Eda gave out a small chuckle accompanied with a wink. "That is actually something nice from you aside from helping me escape the Emperor back home, Eda." Vegeta told her while using her preferred nickname, something that he rarely does. Vegeta gave Edalyn his thanks as Eda used a lighter to light the striped candle.
"So, according to something I discovered about Earth's traditions for a Birthday's Celebration. You can make a wish by blowing out the candle on your cake. Though, I hope you use it responsibly unlike how you are normally Bud." She told him as Vegeta groaned in annoyance.
The two then heard that the bar's doors had opened when a newcomer had entered. Vegeta saw a hispanic woman dressed for a date rushed to the bar counter at the front, though clearly it looked like it went wrong. It was evident how she aggressively sat down and slammed her purse onto the bar counter. Edalyn immediately recognized what was going on due to her experience with guys who often tried to score her. "... Please don't tell me that you are considering wasting your wish on a girl, Vegeta…" She remarked after finishing another drink. "You probably had one too many drinks, dumbass…" Edalyn added on with a scowl.
Vegeta chuckled at this as he turned to The Owl Lady with a smirk. "You may be right with the drinks, but that's about it, Clawthrone." The Saiyan declared as he blew out the candle as it caused Eda to rub the bridge of her nose in frustration.
"You JUST wasted it, didn't you moron…" The Witch remarked before glaring at Vegeta who quickly chugged the rest of his alcohol down as he got up. Letting out a small sigh, "Do I look okay?" Vegeta asked hesitantly, only to be met with Eda's hand hitting him on the face.
"Now you look ready to ask that lady out, Idiot. Good Luck." She told Vegeta as he groaned in annoyance. The Saiyan then walked over to the girl, quickly readjusting his hair for appearance, his eyes narrowed on his goal. As Vegeta made his way over to her, he suddenly crash into other tables more than once. The Owl Lady laughed at this as she shouted; "Great Job So Far!"
Vegeta had managed to reach the woman as the bartender who seemed to refuse to serve the woman. "So, what's the problem here?" He asked as The Woman wearing a cute set of red glasses groaned by his appearance. "Simply, I want a burrito and this guy won't make me one…" She announced with an annoyed glance towards the Bartender.
"Look, I told you Kitchen's closed. Sorry." The Bartender stated once again as Vegeta looked at him.
"How can it be close when you can use the microwave behind you to cook it within a few seconds without cooking it yourself." He questioned before growing a smirk, "Though I bet your actual cooking would be horrible I bet it makes others hurl their stomachs out more than alcohol." He proclaimed as the lady laughed at the joke. Though, the Bartender just left the two at both of their dismay for separate reasons. Nervously, Vegeta turned the Young Lady with an arm on the counter. "So, what's your name?" He asked with a nervous smile.
She sighed in irritation before she introduced herself; "Camilia and Get me a chicken burrito before I will Even consider entertaining you further. I had a date ghost me earlier and need to eat something first." Camilia declared with an annoyed look. Vegeta knew that there was a store, of sorts, close by as he thought over what he could do for her.
He held up a hand that showed the number five. "Give me Five Minutes!" Vegeta announced as he then headed outside. "Getting A Chicken Burrito!" He announced to Eda who nodded in confirmation with an eye roll and a drink of whisky. Vegeta made it across the street to a small gas station and store as a woman was closing the building for the night, Vegeta trying to protest this. "Hey! I need to purchase a Product within Your Tavern!" He declared as the doors were locked against Vegeta's wishes as the Saiyan remarked about the price for Burritos in view to be three ninety-nine a piece.
"Store's close dumb jock and it is too late for a burrito…" The lady told him as she took off in her car. Vegeta let out a worried sigh as he thought over what he could do. He couldn't use any of his power in this realm compared to Argenta since it was a mistake last time it had happened.
Yet another plan formed into his head as he saw a metal pole on the side of the building that led up to the roof of the store. He knew it was stupid but in his drunken state he was sure he could do anything.
(Cue Pink Panther Theme Song)
Vegeta made his way up to the roof, without noticing a camera capturing his actions as he struggled with the climb. Switching to another camera view, now inside the store, Vegeta is seen falling through the roof and hitting the floor with great force as he groans in pain while getting up. The Saiyan made his way towards the freezer that held the treasured food he needed for the quest at hand. He smiled with triumph as Vegeta headed to a nearby microwave to cook the burrito as another camera recorded this, though once the burrito was cooked. Vegeta made his way to place four dollars and fifty cents onto the counter to pay for the food. The camera then catches him bringing a large ladder to the area he broke in from with a wrapped burrito inside paper towels in hand. He tried to climb out of the store before he crashed on top of several glass and plastic bottles on one of the product shelves, destroying the shelf entirely with the impact. "Ow…" The Drunk Saiyan announced as the store's alarm sounded off. Making him panic and smashing through the glass doorway.
Back in the bar, both Camilia and Edalyn waited for Vegeta to return before they began to hear the sirens of police cars. The Owl Lady let out an irritated and frustrated sigh as she speeded out of the bar as Camilia followed behind. Though, neither of them expected Vegeta to be running into traffic as cars crashed into each other to avoid hitting the drunk moron as a pair of cops were chasing him with tasers in hand. Vegeta was shouting that he had the burrito for the hispanic woman as the two were utterly baffled by the Saiyan as one of the officers shot their teasers at his back. This resulted in Vegeta being forced onto the ground in pain, but still holding onto the burrito as he continued on to hand Camilia it as she smiled by the determination from the dork. Yet, Vegeta was quickly knocked out cold as another round was fired into his back and filling him with electricity.
Edalyn, Amity, and Willow were laughing so hard that both Vegeta and Luz were concerned that they were gonna choke on their laughter. "That is the Stupidest and Wholesome Story I have Ever Heard!!!" Eda laughed without realizing what this meant as Vegeta started to connect the dots. "Why… Does this sound identical…." Vegeta began before the Realization had sweeped everyone as Eda, Vegeta, Luz, Amity, and Willow shouted the same in some form; "Luz is Vegeta's Daughter!?"