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Welcome to another installment of Professor Tohsaka at Beacon Academy!

ShirouKuroEmiya

Interlude Part II (maybe?)

"Pfftt!" I spat out the tea I had just drank.

"Rin…" said Shirou unhappily as he wiped the tea I had spat out off his face with a napkin.

"What the hell?! How did this happen?" I shouted in disbelief while looking at Shirou's Scroll that he had handed to me displaying a certain news article.

"I think I should be asking you that. You said the love curse you placed on Raven would result in her re-entering Yang's life. Did you plan for this?"

"Certainly not! What would I want to ruin's someone's life like this?"

"Oh, I thought everything had gone as planned until Taiyang was seen in public naked," muttered Shirou while glancing at my direction.

I sighed and covered my face. My plan of instilling some common sense and self-preservation into my husband had been greatly successful. He no longer threw himself into danger to save someone anymore without any disregard to the dangers to his life. Shirou now considered the risks to his safety and planning contingencies if things went bad before helping someone. A result of years of drilling into his thick skull how I emotionally broken I would feel if Shirou was to die.

My husband's changes greatly pleased me. Yet, there was one change that bothered me. I don't know if it was EMIYA's memories affecting him years later after the Fifth Holy Grail War or the people he hung out with in his pursuit to become a Hero of Justice, but he had bad habit of wanting a Noble Phantasm, Code of Hammurabi, that could make the target re-live the very crimes they had committed from the perspective of their victims. After prolonged use, Shirou seemed to have developed a degree of sadistic joy in punishing criminals.

Raven being a leader of a tribe of bandits that likely had killed or indirectly led to a few deaths of her tribe's raiding would make her a criminal in Shirou's eyes and someone that was worth punishing. The public humiliation of being seen running naked in public could in some ways satisfy his feelings that Raven had gotten a punishment she deserved.

"The love curse I used on Raven was a mild mental-type magic spell that make any feelings of love in the target explode. So if Raven still cared for her husband and daughter then she would have been compelled to express her love for them." I explained. "The love curse certainly wasn't deserved to make someone's sexual desires to overwhelm their rationality and force them into running in the public naked while screaming for sex!"

Shirou laughed for a while, disregarding my glaring.

"So do you plan or doing anything about the situation?"

I sighed and commanded the holographic projector on the dining table to lit up.

"I have already sent messages to my programmers and hackers to do whatever they can do take down articles, pictures and videos of Taiyang's and Raven's public nudity down from the internet. The lawyers are quickly doing everything to keep the news agencies from continuing to report on the topic."

Shirou clicked his fingers. "I think I have the perfect solution. How about drowning out Taiyang's and Raven's public nudity with a more sensational news? You were planning on releasing your class lectures to the public soon. Why not right now?"

I leaned back into my chair and thought about Shirou's proposal. The original plan had been to release my class lectures in two weeks' time. It was timed so to meet another "shocking archaeology discovery" regarding a significantly large and relatively intact ruins from Remnant's magic civilisation.

The class lectures would certainly provide the shock value and news sensation that Taiyang's and Raven's public nudity would be quickly forgotten.

Well, it didn't really matter if I released my class lectures online for the public to see in the grand scheme of my plans. Since, the archaeology discovery was just the beginning of many "discoveries and inventions" that would help foster future mages in Remnant.

"Let's go with that plan," I replied and I started using Spirit Hacking to write several text messages and emails at once to the relatively people in Tohsaka Industries to make the plan a reality.

- O -

"My stomach is killing me!" laughed Qrow as he clutched his stomach with one hand and another at a nearby television displaying the Patch public nudity incident.

Raven glared at the laughing Qrow. If Qrow had appeared at Patch then Taiyang would have run around Patch and she wouldn't have been seen naked running after her husband. Just thinking about the humiliating incident made her pinch her head. She was feeling a rollercoaster of emotions as she tried to process everything in her mind.

What was I thinking?! Raven screamed in her mind as she tried to replay the events that had unfolded. It was one thing to go crazy for sex and chase after Taiyang naked, but I should have been rational enough to stop myself from doing it in public!

Her face became flushed red when she recalled the pleasure. It had been so good and Raven had needed it long ago that a small part of her didn't regret the public nudity, just a little bit.

She slapped her face and looked to her Scroll in despair. Raven disregarded the messages sent to her by her friends and acquittances she had cut off from her life upon assuming the mantle of Chief of the Branwen Tribe, who were trying to reconnect with her after likely hearing the news. Her face that had just been recovering from embarrassment this time turned crimson due to anger.

"Those ungrateful bastards!" screamed a furious Raven as she threw her Scroll into the ground.

The Scroll would have been destroyed by the amount of force that Raven had put on it if it hadn't been designed for Huntsman in mind, making extremely sturdy to survive the harsh elements and damage from Grimm.

"Who and how did the anger you?" asked Qrow after recovering from his laughter and he picked up Raven's thrown Scroll. "No way! The entire tribe has chosen to strip you of your position as Chief and banish you?!"

"Why wouldn't they? I made world news as a sexual deviant that runs away naked and screaming for sex!" laughed Raven in an angry manner. "I brought shame to tribe and position as chief with my actions."

"The tribe should know better to listen to the news. It is after all a propaganda machine that overexaggerates our tribe's criminal activity to the point that we are seen as a band of murderers, when that really isn't the case for the most part." Qrow replied incredulously.

"That may have been true when you were still part of tribe or before I had taken the role as Chief, but I had been very strict on the level of violence permitted and selections of targets we raid," sighed Raven helpless. "It has made me the enemy of many in the tribe. My enemies must have decided this was the perfect chance to get rid of me."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Qrow in unusually serious and kind tone that he didn't normally use with Raven. "I know that the tribe means a great deal to you when you had sacrificed your adult life in serving it. It must be incredibly painful for you to be banished by those you had helped."

"Screw them. Screw the tribe! If they don't need me then I won't help them anymore!" Raven screeched and she started to curse at her former tribesmen.

Qrow listened patiently as Raven raged on, venting her accumulated stress that she had been suppressing all this time. Her cursing became louder until her voice started to dry.

"Thanks," muttered Raven as she hugged her estranged brother for the first time in years since they had separated due to their ideological differences. "Can you help me out…? I might have gotten cursed…"

"Cursed?" repeated Qrow in shock as he released his hug and pushed Raven slightly so he was looking straight into her eyes. "How do you get cursed?" He shook his head. "No, more importantly, what kind of curse do you think is affecting you?"

Raven's cheeks turned red and she looked away, glancing at Qrow with the corner of her eyes and refusing to meet his gaze. "I think… It's responsible for my unusual… behaviour…"

"Unusual behavior…" Qrow repeated seriously then he couldn't help but start laughing when what Raven said started to register in his mind.

"Qrow!" shouted Raven all the while Qrow started to collapse onto the ground and hug his chest in a futile attempt to suppress his laughter.

"Dear Brothers! Heeheee… You thought of nothing about sex… Heeheee… running around naked after Tai… Heeheee… and demanding to get laid because of a curse!"

Raven had already put up with the people of Patch, news reporters, and Taiyang laughing at him. She had also tolerated Qrow's laughter several times that she couldn't handle it anymore. The former huntress and bandit chief slugged a fist at Qrow, knocking him out cold.

- O -

"Pfft!" coughed Ozpin as his eyes looked at the news channel he had just tuned onto after his meeting with Anti-Salem secret society.

The hot coffee cup in his hand dropped, spilling its steaming content onto his desk and clothes. If he was a normal person, he might have been shocked the reported that his former students, Taiyang and Raven, running naked around Patch or demands for sex, but that was the last thing that was on his mind. His attention was instead focused on the video footage and news analysis focused on Raven's "Semblance."

Ozpin's eyes narrowed as he looked at the news and ordered his own team of analysts to comb through the "Patch Nudity Incident."

He focused on the rarer and serious news discussion about Raven's unusual "Semblance." Many thought that Raven had a rare Semblance that allowed her to manipulate multiple natural elements like fire, water and wind. That wasn't the truth as Ozpin knew Raven's true Semblance. It was called Kindred Link, allowing her to create portals to instantly travel to people she has a strong emotional connection with and can cover vast distances through them.

What Ozpin saw that the news mistaken as Raven's Semblance were signs of a…

"Oz!" shouted Qrow as he kicked the door into Ozpin's office. "You got to look at this…"

"Why are you carrying Raven?" Ozpin asked with a raised brow.

"Where is Taiyang?! I need? HIS SWORD!" screamed Raven in a lustful voice.

"Raven got hit by a curse. She was about to explain how she got it when she started to act like this."

"Please lay Raven on my desk," said Ozpin as he ignored Raven's words and actions that was starting to match what had gotten Raven on the frontpages of the news. "You got to hold her down," he instructed Qrow while inspecting the delirious Raven. "Just as I thought, Raven seems to be a Maiden."

"That can wait, Oz!" Qrow shouted while trying to keep Raven on the desk. "You got to do something about the curse first."

"Of course," Ozpin nodded. "The curse seems to be…"

"Oz what is it? Talk to me?"

"Raven shouldn't be thinking this way…" Ozpin replied with frowning. "She was hit by a powerful love curse designed to force its victim to express their feelings to their love interest."

"Wait, WHAT?!" Qrow's eyes widened. "The curse is supposed to force Raven to express her feelings for Taiyang?"

"Yes, correct."

"Why did Raven chase after Taiyang, completely disregarding common sense to run around naked and demand for sex?" Qrow asked incredulously.

"I can only think of two reasons. One the love curse was so powerful that it bypassed Raven's resistance, but a Maiden's Magic Resistance was able to negate part of the curse. Yet, the curse that get through caused… Or..."

"Out with it, Oz!"

"Raven's libido might be so out of control that she…"

"My sister got laid more than once several hours ago! You can't be saying that she is a slut, right? Hey, Oz! Don't look at me like that. My sister isn't a slut!"

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