Shuichi and John made their way to the dining hall. There sitting at the table was a man with green hair and an abnormally short man wearing a stupid hat. We walked up to them and when they took notice of us. "Hey Shuichi, who's this? ,the green haired man questioned. "This is John Stamos from the hit 90's sit-com. XXXRAWRXXX" The avocado man smiled at me and greeted me, "Hello John My name is Mystery guy #57, it's nice to meet you. I love Full House!" I cocked my head to the side in confusion, "Wait that's your name? That can't be a name!" Mystery Guy #57 chuckled a bit and replied in a cheerful tone, "Well I'm just so basic, have no real characteristics that differentiate me from all the other mystery anime boys, and only a tiny thread of backstory. So my name really isn't that important, so just call me Mystery Guy #57. Seriously the only reason people remember me is because I'm a shmexy mutherfucker. Right Shuichi?" "Hell Yeah! XD" ,Shuichi replied in agreement. John sighed and held his forehead in his hand, "What the fuck is up with these maniacs." He muttered under his breath, then he spoke up. "Anyways what the hell is your name? Also WTF is up with that stupid hat" , He asked the shorter person sitting at the table. "Oh my name is Mystery Guy #10. I'm higher up on the list because I at least have an interesting backstory, and an interesting character design." Mystery Man #10 replied. John Perked up at the mention of a backstory. "What is your backstory?" Mystery man #10 seemed to be reminiscing about something. "Oh yeah I killed someone while playing in a tennis match, and then I went to jail." John nodded in interest. "Yes, thank you for being somewhat interesting." ,he complimented Mystery guy #10. "Anyways John has to go and meet the others, see you all later." Shuichi chimed in. John said bye to his classmates, and he left with shuichi.
John and Shuichi made their way to the library. There they say a boy with a shiny metal body and white hair. Along with a girl with white hair, wearing a yellow skirt. Shuichi was the first person to speak up. "Angie, K1-BO how's it going!" The white haired girl turned around and said "Oh Shuichi, who is this?" Shuichi introduced me to her, "This is John Stamos, he is a new student here. And the lead actor on the hit 90's TV show.". Angie smiled at me and said, "Hello John, have you accepted Jehova into your life yet?" It was a simple question. A very out of the blue question, but a very simple one. John answered the simple question with a simple answer, "I love Jehovahs, I like to eat them on a sunday morning :3" There was a ten second silence between the group. But then the actor spoke up, "Actually, I'm super super gay and Jewish."
Angie just smiled up at Jhon, "Well I hope you enjoy hell you heretic," Jhon smiled back with courtesy, "Thx, I will have some gay sex with your buddy Jehova while i'm there uwu." Suddenly The white haired robot started to make a noise. A sort of glitchy sound, a very familiar one. A sound I am sure I have heard somewhere. Then it came to me, it was the dial up internet connection sound. "Hey Shuichi… who is that, why is the dial up internet sound coming from him?" I asked shuichi. Shuichi held his forehead in his palm. "Yeah that's K1-BO, the bastard who made him also has him running on dial up internet. You would think if they took the time to make a super advanced robot they would choose a better internet connection. And monokuma doesn't have any internet connection here in the school. So he is stuck like that at the moment. It's a shame really, if we had an internet connection maybe it would be a chance to escape the school." Jhon thought to himself that if they could find a modem and a phone line, maybe they could make something happen. "Shuichi let's get out of here. Jehovah's presence in the room and the constant dial up connection sounds are giving me a headache." then they left the room. On the way to their next destination they ran into none other than… monokuma! Dun Dun Duuuuuuun!
TO BE CONTINUED