Why yes, I did finally write more for this after not updating this for like a year and a half. This maybe, just maybe, will get done soon. No promises of course, I'm a busy man these days. But for now, enjoy!

Chapter 2: Calvin's Campaign

Calvin and Hobbes immediately turned Calvin's room into the campaign headquarters for his Student Council President ambitions.

While Calvin worked on posters, Hobbes was busy writing a speech for Calvin to deliver on why students should vote for him.

"Do you want me to add in something acknowledging your past misdeeds at the school?" Hobbes asked to Calvin.

"Misdeeds?! Hobbes, why would I ever admit to any wrongdoing that I've only ever been accused of? If I admit I'm wrong, then nobody will vote for me!" Calvin exclaimed.

"Ah yes, because we all know that the Noodle Incident was only something you were accused off..." Hobbes remarked sarcastically while rolling his eyes.

"I WAS FRAMED!" Calvin quickly shot back.

"Literally the entire school can use that against you! Half of them just call you 'the Noodle Incident kid'!" Hobbes retorted, "Frankly, I'm surprised more people don't bring up the Salamander Incident that you also caused."

"Okay, that was temporary insanity on my part, so I should be absolved of any wrongdoing because I wasn't in a right state of mind." Calvin said defensively.

"Yeah, but you're never in a right state of mind." Hobbes remarked with a smirk.

"Shut up fleabag. Since you can't come up with any good ideas for my speech, just let me write it and you finish up with these posters." Calvin commanded.

Hobbes rolled his eyes and gave Calvin's desk back to him, and began to examine some of Calvin's posters, which were interesting to say the least.

Slimy girls only want to make school worse than it already is! Vote for Calvin to help make school great again!

Voting for a brute like Moe will have you screaming to be careful or be roadkill! Vote for Calvin so you can be safe and not roadkill!

A Vote for Calvin is a vote for a new day in America!

Want a better tomorrow? Vote for Calvin to help start Calvinmerica!

Girls and bullies make for true tyrants, vote for Calvin to help quash these threats!

Enjoy George Washington? You'll like him even better if you vote Calvin as President!

Make school great again with a vote for Calvin, the boy of destiny!

Vote for Calvin the Bold, the bold and brash choice for President!

"These slogans and posters are horrible." Hobbes said, slightly grossed out with Calvin's grand depictions of himself, and the downright bizarre depictions of Susie and Moe.

"Okay, then you come up with better ones!" Calvin shot back, "And while your at it, make some more posters depicting Susie and Moe as devils! We need to hit home the fact that I'm the best option!"

"I'm sure there are better ways to do that than completely slandering them." Hobbes replied.

"Then find a way! You're always going on about how tigers are so smart, so show it!" Calvin shot back as he went back to writing his speech.

Hobbes simply rolled his eyes and went back to work.

The next day, Calvin struggled to get his countless posters out the door, and Hobbes assisted them as they went to the bus stop.

Calvin's Parents watched as Calvin struggled, and continued to drop his posters, and then would proceed to yell at Hobbes.

"You know, I'm honestly surprised that Calvin would want to run for Student Council President." Calvin's Mom remarked.

"I am as well, but its a good idea of him to run, leadership does build character after all." Calvin Dad replied.

"Do you think he has a chance at winning? I just don't see him being able to win many kids over." Mom inquired.

"He'll be a hard sell for sure." Dad conceded, "But regardless of the result, he should be able to take some valuable lessons for it and learn for the next time." Dad replied.

"Yes, but knowing him, he'll claim that it was rigged against him if he doesn't win." Mom pointed out.

"Defeat builds character also." Dad replied, "I built plenty of character from all those Student Council losses in high school!"

"Dear, you couldn't even get elected as treasurer, and the one time you did win was because nobody else ran that year..." Mom said rolling her eyes.

"And I still learned plenty from those losses!" Dad replied back defensively.

"How many posters did you make Calvin?" Susie asked as she came up to the bus stop with her posters, which was significantly less than Calvin's.

"At last count, I would say roughly two dozen." Calvin replied proudly.

"Two dozen?! Calvin, why would you waste time on so many?! You know that you're gonna get destroyed in the election!" Susie exclaimed.

"You don't know that for a fact" Calvin said sticking his tongue out, "I'm gonna put on a campaign that'll put all other campaigns to shame! I may be the undertiger to many, but I''ll come out on top!"

"The term is underdog, not undertiger..." Susie corrected.

"Well, undertiger is cooler!" Calvin shot back, "You're just jealous because you aren't as clever as me, and that I'm gonna win the election in a landslide!"

"We'll see about that..." Susie said rolling her eyes.

At school, the many students who were running for Student Council put their posters up throughout the school. Most of them were relatively simple, and as one would probably predict, Calvin's stood out the most.

And no, it wasn't for any good reasons.

Principal Spittle was walking down the halls, examining some of the posters, when he saw some kids looking at one of Calvin's.

"Get a load of this kid! He's crazy if he thinks that anyone would vote for him!" The one kid went.

"His posters are insane! I've never seen someone like him try and paint himself as the best option over someone like Susie Derkins!" A second kid remarked.

"Its the Noodle Incident kid! He's never been rational!" A third kid exclaimed.

The three laughed as they walked away. Principal Spittle went up to the poster and cringed at the poster.

The poster in question? It depicted Calvin as a superhero taking down Susie, who was drawn as the devil, and Moe, who was drawn as a gruesome alien.

Principal Spittle sighed as he took the poster down, when Moe came up to him.

"Yo Principal! You need to take Twinky's posters down by the cafeteria! He drew me as a disembodied midget!" Moe exclaimed.

Principal Spittle let out a long sigh.

"I'll be sure to take care of it Moe." Principal Spittle said reassuringly.

"Good! Twinky's gonna get it good when I get the chance..." Moe grumbled as he walked away.

"This is going to be a long election..." Principal Spittle sighed as he went to find more of Calvin's posters to discard.

And unfortunately for him, Calvin's antics were only going to continue to make the election feel much longer than it actually was.