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"Text": Means internal thoughts.
"Text": Dialog spoken out loud.
{"Text":} Phone call/com. link communication (specified)
Third person's pov
{Cass: "They what?"}
{Jess: "They are 'plotting' to 'accidentally' blow up Michael Bay."}
{Cass: "Ha. Wait why?"}
{Jess: "For killing them off in the movies. They even have Ratchet's approval."}
{Cass: "The hell?! I thought- "}
{Jess: "I didn't tell them about the fourth movie. The fraggers jacked my computer from me for ten minutes and found out."}
{Cass: "And Ratchet?"}
{Jess: "I don't think I've ever seen him so…resigned. I mean he was more paranoid then Red Alert for the first day. Then he got super depressed and now he's just eyeing all the soldiers questioningly. This is why you don't bloody tell someone their future!"}
She growled as she left her room and made her way to the rec room. She hadn't meant to let the bots know so much, but for that matter, it wasn't fair that Sideswipe stole her computer to read more about himself and his twin. Now she has to do damage control before things get way out of hand.
"TODAY WE TAKE DOWN OUR GREATEST ENEMY!"
"YEAH!"
{Jess: "Oh bloody hell. Now what?"}
{Cass: "Was that Jazz? (snicker) You might wanna hurry."}
{Jess: "Not helping."}
She hissed as she strolled into the rec room to see far more bots than she thought were involved. Ironhide included. "I will lead alfa team sealing off his escape routes. Jazz, you Arcee and Flareup will complete your mission inside of the property by 0800 hours." The towering black mech said.
"Oi! What are you lot doing?"
The whole room spun to look at her as she slowly set her phone down on the table, putting it on speaker phone. "Great! Jess we need ya to help us with our mission!" Jazz said excitedly. Jessica's heart fluttered. She had always wanted to go on a mission with either faction's just to see how cool it was, but she knew better now. She knew that she had to set the bots straight before things snow balled. "If by mission you mean aiding you in destroying Michael Bay, sorry but no can do."
Ironhide: "Femme, you will do as told. You know this Bay person better than anyone here. Your mission is to approach his home under the guise of selling processed, flattened mint and chocolate treats door to door. Once you have given him the box, return to the rendezvous point quickly so as to remain away from the blast."
Jess stared at him silently for a solid minute. The moment that Cass burst into gales of laughter was when Jess began to snicker and shake her head wildly. "Oh, God. You guys! I am not going to pretend to be a…a girl scout…selling explosive cookies. What the frag is wrong with you?!"
Ironhide snorted as he looked at her before picking her up and glaring at her. "You will help with this mission." He snarled. "I will not. Do you have any idea how flawed the logic behind this mission is?"
Ironhide: "There are no flaws."
Jess sighed exasperatedly at them rubbing her eyes gently. "Just what do you all hope to achieve by murdering him?" She asked the crowd. "Well, with him gone, Sunny'll make it to earth, 'Hide won' get offlined, Ratch won' get offlined, and maybe…"
Jess sighed, seeing where the conversation was going. "Not to be the cloud of rain to ruin your ideas but I can find a number of flaws with this plan."
Sideswipe: "Of course you can. Why would you of all people want to help us?! Okay, let's hear them. What magical reasons do you have for why this plan is flawed?"
Jess: "4) Autobots don't harm humans, you all know that and should be ashamed. What would Optimus say?
3) Sunstreaker wasn't in the movies.
2) Having said that; by movie standards, Jazz neither you nor Arcee and Flareup are supposed to be alive right now. Sorry but it's the truth.
1) And most importantly, ahem… WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUCKING DEMENSION WHERE YOU ALL ARE A NATIONAL SECRET! IF YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM, NOTHING WOULD FUCKING HAPPEN BECAUSE THE MOVIES DON'T EXIST HERE!"
She screamed at the top of her lungs having ticked the number of reasons off of her fingers. The bots visibly deflated after she was done. Jessica felt awful. She hadn't wanted to hurt them, but someone needed to do it.
{Cass: "Ouch, Jess. Did you have to crush their dreams?"}
"Cass, you are not helping. You know I'm right."
{Cass: "Fair enough, shorty. But still!"}
"DON'T CALL ME SHORTY!"
"Who the pit is that?!"
Ironhide snarled angrily at her.
Jess: "Bots, this or rather, that person on the phone is my friend Cassie. Cassie say hi if you please."
{Cass: "I'M ON SPEAKER?! AWESOME! HELLOOOOOOOOO! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING EPIC!"}
Sideswipe: "I think I like this femme. She speaks the truth."
Jess: "Ugh. Before anyone says the obvious, no she isn't a Decepticon."
{Cass: "Truer words haven't been said! AUTOBOTS FRAGGING RULE!"}
She said as she changed their conversation over to facetime. Jazz picked up the phone and grinned. She grinned back, excitement in her eyes.
"COOL!"
They shouted at each other. Jess sighed happily seeing the smile on their faces. It was times like these that she really missed her old dimension. But, without an obvious way home, and with Primus' cryptic orders she knew that she'd be here for a while.
Jazz: "So, aside from crushin' our dreams, what are ya and Jess talkin bout?"
{Cass: "Oh, how to keep the lot of you alive and well."}
The whole room turned to look at Jess who was smirking back at them, making Cass laugh.
{Cass: "Contrary to what many of you believe, she does care about you. A lot. And since I have all the access to all your future and your past continuities, we think that we can prevent deaths."}
Jess: "And if a certain bot hadn't jacked my computer, we wouldn't have to worry about Ratchet."
{Cass: "Still don't J. If you can keep ol Hide over there from offlining…no actually, just shoot Sentenial on the spot when you meet him. That'll keep the fourth movie from occurring all together."}
Ironhide: "Of course you'd say that! You are friends with her are you not?"
{Cass: "Best friends. But having said that, she's always been neutral, and I've always liked the Autobots. Wait. She hasn't showed you guys your death scenes has she?"}
Sideswipe: "Death scenes?"
{Cass: "I could show you, if you really wanted to know. By the by, Sideswipe, you get a shot of cosmic rust too."}
The silver mech swallowed hard. Jess hadn't told him that. All the bots looked at each other asking the same question over their com. links. "I don't think they're ready for that. A bit too scary for our bots don't you think Cass?" Jess said sweetly, laughing at the glares that she got from the other bots.
{Cass: "Speaking of scare…what are you going to be for Halloween this year?"}
"Uhhh…hello?! In a different dimension here!"
{Cass: "(GASP) J! You gotta- "}
"That is so cliché. Like seriously, all the fucking fanfictions about people in my place have something like that in them."
{Cass: "HEY! Maybe you were sent to a fanfiction dimension! It makes sense! I mean, a whole bunch of authors re-animate Jazz and other bots!"}
"Fanfictions?"
Flareup asked curiously. Jess reddened slightly before she looked to her. "Yeah, people who like you guys write stories about you and put them online for the world to read. On one site alone, there are 6.9 thousand stories about your movies."
{"Doesn't even include the cartoons or the comics or books."}
Cass finished for her friend. The bots seemed to digest this information for a moment before they looked to Jess questioningly. She shrugged briefly and went back to twirling a piece of her hair. With a smile she decided what her costume would be. "So… if we find this author…"
"NO!"
They both shouted at the bots simultaneously. "Cassie, we require you to find the author of this fanfiction!"
{Cass: "I was only kidding! Even if I wasn't it could take years to find your specific tale."}
"OI! Can we get back to the problem at hand?! Please?" Jess called. The bots looked at her and sighed. "Look, it would be fucking awesome if we could fix the situation, but right now we can't. Cass is right, we're all a little tense, I think- "
"FRAG YEAH! PARTY IS ON!"
Jazz shouted fist pumping the air. "Wait…what is Halloween?" Somebot asked.
Jess smiled wickedly. This would be a lot of fun.
Jess's pov
"And so… any questions?"
I was answered by a sea of blank stares. "That holiday…what the pit kind of holiday worships the offline?"
Ironhide asked disgustedly. "It's not that we celebrate the dead. Though some cultures believe that the souls of loved ones return to the earth. We host parties and take our little ones trick-or-treating in costumes. The legend used to be that it was done to scare the other monsters away or some shit like that."
"Why not? We oughta experience they major holidays, right?"
{Cass: "That's the spirit Jazz! Ooo! Pun intended! So back to the costume?"}
"You'll see. Gotta set things right on base first. Luv ya!"
"Ditto" She answered as she hung up. Oh who am I kidding? Who wouldn't want to explain the greatest holiday to the Autobots…or the Decepticons for that matter, but I digress. And besides, it will help in getting to know the bots better. Now I just have to get approval…and some decorations…and snacks…and keep Ratchet away from the snacks…slag. This is gonna be harder than I thought! "Baby steps…ask Will and Epps first…you have to anyway for the rest of the problems to play out."
Walking out of the rec room, and taking my computer and phone with me, I began my search for the Major and Master Sargent. Shit…probably won't find them since they have meet-
"Yo Jess! What is up my dimensional damsel in distress?" Found them. Where's a staple's button when you need it? "Doing good…still trying to get over the strangeness of it all."
"Well, that's good. We were wondering…are the bots really trying to kill someone? And stage it as an "accident"?"
"Hopefully not anymore Will. I think I set them straight…but I need to distract them."
Good lie…and its plausible. If I can get them to focus on the party, then maybe they won't try to blow up some poor idiot's mansion. "What did you have in mind?"
"Do you think that we could do a Halloween party?"
"I don't see why not. Frankly, we could use the break."
Will said as he stretched. They took that well…better than I had hoped. "Really? Awesome!"
"What do you think we'll need? Maybe we can get Sam and Mikaela to pick up some of the stuff."
"Wait, they're still together?"
"Is that a bad thing?"
Epps asked me looking concerned. Maybe I can keep them together…it never did make sense having them brake up, I mean I know that Megan Fox was fired, but still having them break up just didn't seem to make sense. I'm gonna keep them together. "No, it's just that in the movies, they broke up…but only because Mikaela's actress was fired. Nobody thought that it made much sense. And her "replacement" was fucking stupid, all she did was run and scream. Mikaela is a fucking badass. Period."
"O-kay…so what do you think you'll need?"
"Mmm… candy…some balloons and streamers…maybe a fog machine stuff like that."
"Easy enough. We have some stuff on base we can use to help too. You gonna wear a costume?"
"Yeah, and it's gonna be fucking awesome! What about you guys?"
"We'll work something out, we have three days til Halloween anyhow. Maybe we could invite Sarah and Anabelle. I miss my ladies."
Will said wistfully. Good to hear that they haven't separated or something. Wish I could have some Tim Tams. Shit, that's right…not in Australia anymore, means the candy is gonna be different. Not that Tim Tams are candy, but those chocolate layered biscuits sound damn good right now. So does vegemite. I wonder…
"Do either of you know if the states sell vegemite?" I asked to be met with puzzled expressions. "Think so. Why do you need that?" Epps asked, while he scrunched up his face. "Because its fucking delicious. Don't tell me…you haven't had vegemite?"
"I have. Nasty in my opinion." He said as he shuddered violently. I sighed shaking my head, I mean seriously? "You need to eat it correctly. That's the problem with you people! Don't fucking use shit in small amounts! If you can, have them pick up a case. I'm gonna show you how to eat it right!"
Epps snorted and shook his head. "Not a chance! I'd sooner eat my own shorts, hell, you'd have a better chance at scaring the bots silly than getting me to eat that stuff again!" Will smirked as he rose a single eyebrow. "Oh really? Fifty bucks say you're wrong buddy."
"I'll tell you what, I'll raise you twenty-five, and eat a whole jar if you two can scare them." He said with a determined snort. "Deal." I said as I began to make my way back to my room. My plan is simple, ask Bumblebee when he gets here what scares them most, though I have a pretty good idea but I need to make sure it's cannon. As for my costume, I'm going as a steam punk Ariel. It'll work perfectly since my hair is already red, and if I remember correctly, Primus sent most of my costume parts to this dimension with the rest of my clothes and piercings. It'll be so fun to have a party! And I can't wait to meet Sarah and Annabelle, as well as Sam and Mikaela and Bee!
Apparently time goes by really fast here, or I was so excited that the next two and a half days just zoomed past without me noticing. But then again, for that matter, I spent most of that time decorating, and planning for the party as well as explaining to the bots that Halloween had the tendency to be scary, but not a need. This explanation came after I began to hang some of the extra medical skeletons around the main hanger and in the rec room with the help of Jazz. (Once a party mech, always a party mech, no matter what dimension. After some confusion, the bots got on board, but most (including Ironhide, Jazz, Ratchet, and even Optimus) were certain that they wouldn't be frightened by anything. My guess is that they found out about the bet that I and Will have against Epps. But some were not as smug as others were about being so un-easily frightened. While they were busy doing what they had to, I had some of the human techies help me build some things. Remote control things. By the time I had everything I needed, I heard the sounds of a plane landing on the runway outside.
"Ya comin' Jess?" Jazz said as he scooped me up. "Not like I have a fragging choice now do I?" I said as he carried me outside to see the plane taxi to a stop in front of the main hanger that we were in. Slowly the hatch at the back of the plane lowered allowing a few army trucks to drive out, and then at a much faster pace, a very familiar bright yellow Camaro roared onto the runway. It immediately was met by happy chirps and clicks from the bots as it drove up, allowing its two occupants to step out to greet the crowd gleefully as the bot transformed. I couldn't help but squirm at the noise. Seriously, its sounds so fucking bad ass, I just can't even describe it. "Nice to see you again kid." Will greeted as he clapped Sam on the back, and as he hugged Mikaela briefly before he ran over to the plane to greet the other two women who walked out. Sarah was as beautiful as others described her, and Annabelle cute as a button. It's easy to see why there are so many fluff fics about the Lennox family and Ironhide.
Speaking of the mech, he stood idly by and watched the humans converse with the bots…I know he's slightly anti-social…but I at least thought that he would say- "Hello Samuel, Mikaela. I hope that college is going well?" "Um yeah. Ya know, not too much to complain about." Sam shrugged. "Can't complain. Business classes are going well; with any luck I'll have a garage of my own open in a year or two." Mikaela said as she smiled at him.
"Bloody oath! That's fra- uh…great!" I yelled minding my swearing so that Will's daughter wouldn't hear…never occurred to me that they could hear me too, now everyone is staring at me…well fuck. "Jessica Holmes?" Mikaela asked raising an eyebrow. "Holy…you know my name?!"
"Bumblebee told us that the others met someone from a different dimension…that's you, right?"
"Yuh yeah…this is spooky. I didn't expect anybot here to relay the memo that I exist. Uh…it's nice to meet you guys…wow. Just…wow." I stammered like a twit as all the bots watched. "So…you…you know what we've done?" Sam asked hesitantly. "Well, yeah. And what you'll do when you graduate…but I seriously don't want to skew this dimension any further. I suppose that's too late since somebot decided to see the near future for themselves." I snarled as I glared at Sideswipe who just shifted on his tires and whistled mock innocently. Sarah smiled up at me as she walked over. "So, you already know us…what's your name sweet heart?" Wow…I didn't think they'd take to me so simply. That's pretty fucking cool. "This is Jessica Michelle Holmes. She is our dimensional informant." Ironhide proclaimed as Jazz put me down. I shook her hand gently and noticed that she had a grip like a scrub python. Seriously…ow.
"I do hope that you have been helping the bots?"
"Yes ma'am. As much as I can without trying to change the future…um…can you let go of my hand please?"
Smiling sweetly, she leaned into me. "If you ever mislead these lovely folks- ""You'll kill me?" I whispered back. She raised an eyebrow and smirked. I nodded back, she and I will get along great, I'm sure!
After the initial introductions and after we hid the treats for the party, we all lounged in the rec room watching whatever on the t.v. Time to get cannon!
"Hey…out of curiosity…what are like the scariest legends of the United States?" I asked. Sam and Mikaela shrugged before the scooted closer to me and began to tell me some seriously dark tales, like one about a girl who went to University, and she left her roomie behind to go to a party, and when she came back, she didn't turn on the lights, come to find her roomie murdered in her bed the next morning with a note- "Written in blood saying…'Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights?' The killer was never found. The end." Sam finished. I got goosebumps. I know a few friends who go to Uni back home…man that's creepy. "Pffft! That's nothing! We should tell her about the 'Hanged Boyfriend'. Mikaela said with a dark smile. "No thank you. I have a nice car, and a gorgeous girlfriend to match…I really don't want to hear a tale where the guy gets axed." Sam said with a shudder as Mikaela and Bee laughed.
"What about you Bee? Any good Cybertronian spooky tales?" I asked. He nodded his helm in the positive as he looked to Jazz and Sideswipe. "You probably know them all." Sideswipe said casually. "Actually no…there aren't too many horror stories from my dimension from your culture, the few I have, I'm saving for the party later." I said innocently hoping that they'd fall into my trap. And they did, by the time we all turned in for the night, I knew what stories were cannon, (which is all of them!) and I knew how to best scare them the next day.
Once I got up the next morning, I slowly got into my costume, perfecting my hair and makeup along the way. I wanted everything to look perfect before I left my room, and bloody oath does it ever! The dress is divine, and the goggles complete the look perfectly, but not nearly as perfectly as the brown leather boots! (SQUEEEEE!) I LOVE HALLOWEEN!
Grinning I left my room and made my way to the main hanger where the party was taking place. I saw most of the soldiers dressed up in costumes or as civilians. Some were ghosts, others were zombies, I even saw a skeleton or two walking around. Jolt was in a corner scanning some of the more gruesome dressed people, the human medical team, who decided to come as the undead medical team. Hopefully Jolt knows that it's just really good makeup that they have on, and not actual blood. I watched as Sam and Mikaela strode in, as beauty and the beast, didn't see that coming, but it's still cute none the less. After they walked in with Bee on their heels Jazz started to play some boisterous music and most of the people began to dance. I couldn't help but giggle and watch Will hold his daughter (who was dressed as a ladybug) and dance along to the beat. Some of the bots even began to sway to the music, me on the other hand, I began to stealthily place my 'tricks' around the room. Can't have Halloween without the tricks right?
Third Person's pov
As the hours passed by the bots sat back and relaxed, some dancing, others partaking in some of the strange earthly games being played. Bobbing for apples was intriguing, some of the humans could easily grab the fruit, while others couldn't seem to get a grip on it, and while it seemed disgusting for humans to touch the same fruit that another was trying to bite, the bots were informed that the water would clean off the germs. Though the bots knew this to be false, they didn't want to spoil the good mood of the event. Finally, after Ratchet was though ranting about how unhealthy the provided treats were, and after he stormed off to his Medbay to try to think of an alternative treat, Jessica giggled darkly at the question that Jazz had asked her. "What's so funny? I jus' wanna know what those 'oh so scary' tales o' yers were bout!" He said. She smiled wickedly as some of the other mechs and femmes came closer curious of the tales to be heard. "Oh my dear Jazz, I have two tales for you; one to scare the humans, and one for the bots. Which do you wish to cower from first?" She asked deviously, making sure that Will and Sarah had left to put their daughter down for her nap without the bots seeing. "I hardly doubt that ya can scare any o' us. We already know our future!" He said haughtily making her smirk darken even further. With a nod, he asked her to tell the human tale first. The soldiers gathered around with their drinks as she cleared her throat.
"This is an Australian story just so you know. There was once a young couple who lived in a small town on the edge of the outback back home. They had gone out on a Friday night to see a film, at an old drive in back home. You know…share some red frogs and some popcorn, maybe sneak a kiss. They enjoyed their time together, kissing as the film ended. Not wanting to go home, they decided to drive around a bit, and after a while, they got hungry. So they decided to stop at a local drive in, it was next to a servo, and oddly enough neither were busy that night despite it being a Friday in a busy part of town. Shaking off his hesitation, the boy left his car and went to order the food leaving his girlfriend all alone. Not too long after he went in, she heard the thunderous beating of hooves on pavement. A strange man rode up to the establishment on a horse. He was tall, and wore black leather from head to toe. Try as she might, she couldn't get a glimpse of the man's face as he turned towards her after tying up his ride and walking to the servo. He had been wearing a hood, even though the night was very warm. After 20 minutes or so, the girl started to get nervous. Neither establishment was busy, there were barely any other cars there to begin with and her faithful companion had yet to return. She shook it off thinking he had struck up a conversation with the owner or something and continued to wait. After another ten minutes she was about to get out, when all of a sudden…she heard a soft thump…thump…thumping on the roof of the car. By now she was petrified as the soft thump…thump…thumping continued with no end, in fact, she thought that it was getting louder. Daring to take a peak, she stepped out of the car and gagged. There standing on the roof of her boyfriend's car was the hooded man, but he no longer wore his hood revealing the bloody stump of his headless neck. In his hand, was her boyfriend's head, face pale and twisted into a sneer of pain. He had been banging on the roof of the car with his head the whole time. Before she could run away screaming, he grabbed her by her hair and cut her head clean off taking it as yet another trophy as he disappeared into the Australian outback that night. Some say, that if you listen closely on clear nights, you can hear the harsh gallop of hooves against the rough outback terrain between small towns. The end." She finished as the deafening applause met her ears.
"Damn. And I thought that our urban legends were scary. Shit, you Aussies know how to tell a story." Epps said as he slowly sipped from his can of soda, shuddering slightly at the story. "Please. Is that all? I hardly find that story scary!" Sideswipe snorted. "Indeed. Why didn't the femme call for help when her mate did not return?" Ironhide asked making Jess roll her eyes. "Missing the point. Hmm, no matter, I think I have a story that will make your metal crawl." She said deviously as the bots rolled their optics at her. "Please, I highly doubt that you have a story scary enough to make us uncomfortable." Ironhide rumbled, a small glint of amusement in his optics. "We'll see." She said as she popped her back and knuckles simultaneously. "This happens to be a story curtesy of my dimension. Scrapheap from Transformers Prime. A- "
"Transformers Prime?" Ironhide asked cutting her off. "Yes, the sequel to transformers animated or so some say. In this iteration the Autobots left on earth fight the Decepticons for the many numerous caches of energon on earth, I say left because the rest are scattered amongst the stars or have been killed by the Decepticons." She said seeing the crowd of bots immediately grow silent. With a smile she continued.
"It was a normal day for the bots. Bulkhead and Bumblebee were on a mission in the artic, scouting for more energon when they stumbled across a space pod in the ice. After removing it they returned to base where they placed it in a room to thaw, before they left to pick up their charges from school. Bulkhead was the guardian of Miko, a Japanese exchange student who was as much a wrecker as Bulkhead and Wheeljack, Bumblebee was the guardian of Rafael a bright 12-year-old high school student, and Arcee was the guardian of Jack a hard working teen. Upon their arrival to base, Arcee and Optimus ground bridged to continue their search through the artic, leaving Ratchet in charge for the time being. While the others did chores, or played video games, Raf decided to explore the base. While playing in one of the back halls he stumbled across a small creature, about the size of a Chihuahua. It had big purple eyes and six legs. Raf thinking it was a pet, tossed it a bolt watching in amazement as it devoured it quickly. Scooping up the adorable creature he made his way back to the main room where his friends were hanging out."
She said grinning as she noticed that the bots not only had looks of horror on their faces, but that they also scooted closer to her. "Can't tell a scary story huh? Can't scare us huh?" she thought. As she continued to tell the tale. "Unfortunately with the ground bridge out of order our favorite bots were left to the mercy of the Scraplets as they continued to devour anything and everything metal, including the bots themselves. Meanwhile in the artic, Optimus and Arcee slowly continued to freeze to offline, their servos slowly locking up."
"Di…did what happened?" Jazz asked hesitantly. She smiled darkly before continuing. "They got the ground bridge working long enough for Bulkhead to lead the Scraplets into the artic as well as rescue Optimus and Arcee. They made their repairs to the base, now free of Scraplets. Or so they thought…the end" She finished as she played with a remote behind her back. "Pfft. That wasn't so scary!" Sideswipe said as he shrugged. "It was interesting, but not at all frightening." Ironhide said as his flared out armor returned to its normal position.
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
SCRAPLETS!
The bots shouted in fear as the small creatures crawled out of their hiding places, teeth whirring loudly. Suddenly one jumped onto Ironhide's foot making said mech let out a loud shriek as he danced around shaking his foot. Jessica fell over laughing as she turned the robots off. Everyone stared at her, the humans laughing, and the bots glaring.
"Ye-hee hee hee hee! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES! Oh ho ho ho! So funny! Epps! You lost!"
She giggled madly. "Well played." Sideswipe said glaring at her as he stomped on one of the devices. "And you said that I couldn't scare you. Ha!" She said right before a blood curdling scream was heard. Immediately everyone looked at her, expectantly. "Uh unh. I don't know what that's about. Seriously, this is all I had planned." She said defensively as she looked to the door where a body, a headless body stumbled in and fell over, blood spurting from the neck. Now everyone screamed, some of the bots included, especially when a hooded man walked in holding Major Lennox's head cackling evilly. Some of the soldiers surged forward, some ran away, the bots took a step forward ready for anything, except for Major Lennox himself to pull off his hood. "That was wicked!" He laughed as the bots and soldiers relaxed.
"Lennox! I told you that story to scare the bots, not the whole bloody fragging base! Give me a heart attack why don't you?!"
Jessica giggled as he doubled over. "You…you guys… should have seen your faces! I love holograms!" He laughed hysterically, as the bots glared at him. "You do realize that we now have probable cause to get you back Major?" Sideswipe said optics narrowing. "Oh sure, but it was all in good fun! Happy Halloween!" He and some of the soldiers crowed. "Indeed. Happy Halloween." Optimus said as he eyed the humans curiously with a bemused smile. He found the whole situation strange, and frightening, but he was happy to see his troops laugh all the same.
A/N: Hello, I live! I am sorry for not posting for so long, college has taken all my time, and being sick this week didn't help. First of all, sorry if this chapter feels awkward or rushed, I wrote it in my sparse spare time when I was barely conscious or super busy. Second...I received a negative review on a different fic about my writing style and I want to bring that up; I have only been an author for a year, I by no means am perfect, and yes I know that I identify who speaks in a strange way, but last I checked, its clearly not script format. (Google script format images and hopefully you'll agree) However, you may notice that my style is changing, especially in this chapter, and I only ask for your forgiveness as I slowly change.
On a happier note,Mar. 28th marks my 1 year anniversary as becoming an author, and Apr. 2nd marks the anniversary posting of my first fic! I am posting a poll for you guys to see what you want as a present so go check it out please!
Also...school ends for me at the end of April...posting will become more frequent!
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