Do i have to start each chapter with a disclaimer, you know I don't own this
Chapter 2
Naruto is 12
(I am well aware that what I'm about to do is lazy but criticise me all you like.)
So umm Mizuki told me to take the forbidden scroll, because he clearly thinks I'm an idiot. So clearly my acting is amazing just like me. I sound like Sasuke when I say stuff like that.
Anyway,You now find me in the forest on the outer edges of Konoha facing jiji. Oiroke no jutsu. Blood everywhere, but not from a wound, from a nosebleed.I had used my greatest creation, a perverts dream but also greatest weakness. Women.
Running away laughing I made my way into the clearing where Mizuki told me to meet him with the scroll.
"Naruto! What are you doing with forbidden scroll?!"Iruka shouted
"shhhhhhh"I whispered "Mizuki told me to steal it, I know its a trap but I'm going to catch him in the act.".I hopped from a few more trees into another clearing.p
Mizuki stood in the clearing, fuma shuriken strapped to his back as usual and being a creep as usual."Naruto, give me the scroll"
"Don't do it Naruto!?" I heard Iruka shout.
"Why do you even help him?I know you hate him"
"NO Mizuki it is forbidden"
"Iruka sensei, he just asked me to steal the scroll of seals and you think he will care about breaking the hokages rule?"
"Good point"
"Iruka should hate you Naruto because You killed his parents!YOU ARE THE 9 TAILED FOX!"
"Are you done displaying your complete and utter lack of knowledge in sealing or anything at all"I asked
"You dare!"
"Yes I dare.I have known about it for many years"
"Your still the 9 tailed fox to me" Mizuki said
"Retard"I said falling into my own shadow and popping out of Mizuki's I sealed his chakra and put a paralysis seal on his his body and carrying him to Ibiki and Anko.
"Naruto, report"
"So in a nutshell Mizuki tells me to steal the scroll Iruka finds me I go ahead, find Mizuki and have a quick convorsation about my tenant and then took him to Ibiki"
"Im too old for this shit"Hiruzen sighed.
3rd person pov
I was sat in the back of Irukas classroom sighing contetedly thanks to the facts I dont have to wear that horid 'Kill me orange' jumpsuit.I'm just dressed in normal anbu pants and an black jacket.
"Iruka-sensei, why is Naruto here? he didnt graduate"Kiba said
"Thats odd, Naruto your name is on the list and you have been asigned a team but if Kiba said it it must be true"Iruka said with a laugh and everyone else started laughing at Kiba.
"Alright class enough, time for team assignment"Iruka called out
"Team 1 is..."I zoned out at this point
"team 7 will be Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno" Iruka said. A cloud apeared at the back over Narutos head. and he banged his head on the table in frustation
"Hn, dobe and the civillian will just slow me down"Sasuke thought.
"Why does this happen to meeeeeee!" Naruto shouted from the walked up to Naruto and gave him a pat on the back.
3rd person P.O.V
"Your next mission is to catch tora"I heard Jiji say
"NO Jiji I want a real mission"
"BAKA show some respect to Hokage-sama"Sakura screeched
"Its ok Sakura chan hes called me that since he was young"Hiruzen look shocks that Naruto had such a personal relationship with the Hokage.
"Naruto you have barely been Genin only 3 weeks, your not ready"Iruka said
"Kakashi, do you believe they are ready?"
"Indeed I do Hokage-sama"Kakashi actually didn't believe that they were ready he just wanted to show Sakura and Sasuke that the ninja world was much darker than that they believed.
"Ok"
"Hokage-sama you cant be serious!"Iruka said
"Iruka you are no longer their teacher, I am their sensei now I know you care for them but they are my students now"Kakashi said.
"Bring in the client"Said The Hokage
"Hey I asked for real ninja no some snot nosed brats"Tazuna said
"funny you say that considering you didn't even see me move"a voice said. Tazuna's head whipped round and landed on nothing.
"over here you drunk"Finally his eyes landed on a mop of blonde hair.
"Naruto stop scaring the client"Kakashi said without much conviction with a sigh we set off to our sparate homes to pack
We were stood at the edge of the village ready to make our way to wave.
"Everyone ready"Kakashi said
"Yep just waiting for the client"
"Im here"tazuna said. we made our way towards wave.
(A/N:I know its a lot of breaks but whatever)
Puddles on a dry day, these people are absolute geniuses. we walked past the puddle and the b class ninjas the demon brothers popped out a shredded Kakashi to bits ir so it seemed.
Sasuke, paralysed by the KI froze up, as did Sakura and Tazuna. Sighing, Naruto took it upon himself to take them out.
Uzumaki Style:Lighting dash chanelling loghtning chakra to his sword Naruto, in a show of pure speed, dashed forward and sliced up both Gozu and Meizu into many pieces.
"Well done Naruto"Said Kakashi finally deciding to show himself
"Wait if you were alive why did you let your student do the work"Asked Tazuna
"I had to make sur ethey were not after us because of our village"Kakashi said
"Now you have some explaining to do"Said Naruto
"Ok so let me get this straight, your country is so poor because one of the richest men in the nations decided to strip your counrty so you could only afford a c rank"
"Pretty much yeh"
"protocol is to turn back but you guys are adults now so you have as much say as I do"Kakashi said
"I say we go forth Kakashi sensei"Naruto agreed and Sakura being a stupidly devoted fangirl decided to go with sasuke.
We finally made it to wave border and we were walking towards Tazunas house when a heavy chakra mist descended over us.
Zabuza Momochi, The demon of the hidden mist."Kakashi of the sharingan, its an honor"
"Kirigakue no jutsu"
"everyone watch out, Zabuza is a master of the silent killing technique"
"Lungs ,Larynx, liver-"
"Heart-"Said Naruto
"Wait kid you know silent killing"
"Im familiar"Using the distraction from Naruto Kakashi dashed to try and catch him off guard but Zabuza wasn't an A class nuke-nin for nothing. he dodged Kakashis attack.
and so the battle begins, sorry it sucks I know I'm a terrible writer.
