THIS IS NOT A FRICKING DRILL ANIMANIACS S3 PREMIRES FEBUARY 17TH, 2023 ON HULU OMG

(Want proof? Check my Twitter 4thWarner)

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Anyways, enjoy!


Me: *Kicks down door* WILL I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

Will: WHAT I DOOOOO!?

Me: Oh idk got my best friends mom fired, said best friend has to move schools thanks to you, AND got me in deep shit OVER A GODDAMN PIZZA PARTY

Will: Y'ALL DIDN'T INVITE ME

Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE HAVE MADE THIS VERY CLEAR YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED WITHIN A FOOT OF EITHER OF US UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO MURDER YOU

Will: Oh yeah sure like I care

Nicholas: You should care

Will: Why?

Me, rummaging through my gun case: Because there are consequences for your actions

Will: Seriously

Me: I will kill you

Will: For what? Hurting you wittle fewwings?

Gabby: No...for doing something worse

Will: And what's that?

Me, holding a baseball bat: Ruining my life

Dog Man: Wtf is happening

Gabby: Basically, Will made Ashley's life even less bearable so she's taking revenge

Petey: What'd he do

Gabby: Dude are you stupid READ ABOVE

Petey: *Reads above* Oh

Alex: WHO WANTS TO PLAY DOORS-What the hell did Will do now *Reads above* GOD DAMMIT WILL

Will, running for his life: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Me, chasing after him: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2 Hours Later...

Me: *Chilling with a cup of Latte*

Li'l Petey: Oh no the Latte obsession is back

Me: Yep

Petey: Where tf is your boyfriend

Nicholas: *Jumps over couch and sits next to me* What about me?

Petey: Uh-nevermind

Sarah: WHO WANTS A CHIARAH HONEYMOON?!

Literally everyone: MEEEEEEEEE

Me: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IDEA!

Petey: Aw shit

Dog Man/Li'l Petey: YAY!

Alba: Aw no

Me: YAAAAAAAY!


Christmas Special out on the 17th, right before I go on my Christmas PTO!

Anyways, bye!