Welp, just a couple more days and I'm officially in the new year LESSGOO
Now, what did this year bring?
Oh yeah, chapter 66 is when this finally began in 2022 cause thee 1st four months had to be some of the most insane shit I have ever seen.
Enjoy!
Me: HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN A YEAR
Gabby: Ikr
Petey: Okay so what happened this year?
Me: Crazy shit
DM: Like what?
Me: Stuff *Sips latte*
Gabby: Shit it's back
Me: I found this shit at Walmart and was like "Well why not drive everyone crazy?"
DM: What went through your head when you found it?
Me: Every last time I drank latte while writing this book-ANYWAYS, Chief X Sarah wedding happened this year
Chief: When did that happen
Me: Uhhhhh-shit now I gotta find the email so we can celebrate next year
6 seconds later...
Me: FOUND IT
Chief: When did it happen?!
Me: May 13th
Sarah: Cool
Gabby: So what are we doing next May 13th?
Me: Simple. Driving these 2 mad!
Chief/Sarah: Aw shit.
Gavin: What else?
Me: I chased my ex around with a shotgun and proceeded to emotionally ruin him...twice
Gabby: Oh yeah!
Simpley: And what did I give you for Christmas?
Me: A new moral
Gavin: What is it?
Me, grabbing my AK-47: Don't mess with me, it won't be pretty
Petey: Oh fu-
Gavin: What else happened this year?
Me: SOMEONE TOLD ME TO GO KILL MYSELF!
Peanut: Uh-Yeah, we don't talk about that
Me: Quit saying that shit like we're cool you tried getting Cayden to put a dead bird on my head
Peanut: And your point?
Me: You realize my life is already less bearable and you being here is making me wanna walk into an intersection and get run over by a semi truck
Peanut: Then go do it
Gabby: Ahem *Grabs shotgun*
Peanut: Imma just *Starts running*
Me: Good.
Petey: Didn't Will make your life a living Hell this year?
Will: UHHHH
Me: Yeah we don't talk about that...Will got my bff's mom fired then proceeded to get me and her in deep shit
Will: I DIDNT MEAN TOO!
Me: And then you followed me home
Gabby: Oh you little-
Gavin: You did not
Alex and Nicholas entering the chat: What the fu-
Victoria: So is Will getting his Christmas present or what?
Petey: Wut now?
Will: Aww Ashy's getting me a pwesent
Me: Yeah and guess what it is?
Will: An apology
Me: Nope
Will: What is it?
Me: BRAIN DAMAGE! *Unleashes the Warner Siblings*
Also me: Oh and they're gonna chase you to the mental asylum you belong in so BUH BYE!
Ahhh yes, a very fun year indeed
Except for the stuff I don't wanna talk about ANYWAYS BUH BYE
