Welp, just a couple more days and I'm officially in the new year LESSGOO

Now, what did this year bring?

Oh yeah, chapter 66 is when this finally began in 2022 cause thee 1st four months had to be some of the most insane shit I have ever seen.

Enjoy!


Me: HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN A YEAR

Gabby: Ikr

Petey: Okay so what happened this year?

Me: Crazy shit

DM: Like what?

Me: Stuff *Sips latte*

Gabby: Shit it's back

Me: I found this shit at Walmart and was like "Well why not drive everyone crazy?"

DM: What went through your head when you found it?

Me: Every last time I drank latte while writing this book-ANYWAYS, Chief X Sarah wedding happened this year

Chief: When did that happen

Me: Uhhhhh-shit now I gotta find the email so we can celebrate next year

6 seconds later...

Me: FOUND IT

Chief: When did it happen?!

Me: May 13th

Sarah: Cool

Gabby: So what are we doing next May 13th?

Me: Simple. Driving these 2 mad!

Chief/Sarah: Aw shit.

Gavin: What else?

Me: I chased my ex around with a shotgun and proceeded to emotionally ruin him...twice

Gabby: Oh yeah!

Simpley: And what did I give you for Christmas?

Me: A new moral

Gavin: What is it?

Me, grabbing my AK-47: Don't mess with me, it won't be pretty

Petey: Oh fu-

Gavin: What else happened this year?

Me: SOMEONE TOLD ME TO GO KILL MYSELF!

Peanut: Uh-Yeah, we don't talk about that

Me: Quit saying that shit like we're cool you tried getting Cayden to put a dead bird on my head

Peanut: And your point?

Me: You realize my life is already less bearable and you being here is making me wanna walk into an intersection and get run over by a semi truck

Peanut: Then go do it

Gabby: Ahem *Grabs shotgun*

Peanut: Imma just *Starts running*

Me: Good.

Petey: Didn't Will make your life a living Hell this year?

Will: UHHHH

Me: Yeah we don't talk about that...Will got my bff's mom fired then proceeded to get me and her in deep shit

Will: I DIDNT MEAN TOO!

Me: And then you followed me home

Gabby: Oh you little-

Gavin: You did not

Alex and Nicholas entering the chat: What the fu-

Victoria: So is Will getting his Christmas present or what?

Petey: Wut now?

Will: Aww Ashy's getting me a pwesent

Me: Yeah and guess what it is?

Will: An apology

Me: Nope

Will: What is it?

Me: BRAIN DAMAGE! *Unleashes the Warner Siblings*

Also me: Oh and they're gonna chase you to the mental asylum you belong in so BUH BYE!


Ahhh yes, a very fun year indeed

Except for the stuff I don't wanna talk about ANYWAYS BUH BYE