Consider this my Happy New Year Chapter cause I sure as hell ain't postin at midnight!
Anyways, enjoy!
Gabby: Alright who's ready?
Me: I AM
Gavin: Meh
Alex: OH HELL YEAH
Nicholas: Eh I guess so
Me: Aight who's ready to drop 2022 down the stairs
Petey: What stairs?
Me: *Magically spawns stairs* Those stairs.
Petey: Me
Gabby: Ok so what's everyone's New Year resolution?
Petey: To not get easily annoyed
Me: I bet you say that every single year
Petey: I do
DM: To not get fired
Gabby: Why do you not wanna get fired?
DM: We don't talk about that
Me: Mine's simple: Keep my brain cells and drink latte
Will: OW
Gabby: MORE LATTE?!
Me: YOU STOLE PLENTY! And yes, Gabby, more latte
Will: Mine is to make sure Ashley and Victoria get cancelled
Me: I'd love to see you try
Alex: Mine is to get pizza rolls!
Me: Ah yes, pizza rolls
Nicholas: To finally tell my girlfriend I love her
Me: Love you too Nick, ya fufilled it already
Nicholas: ALEX I NEED A NEW ONE
Chief/Sarah: Get an awesome honeymoon!
Me: Oh that's hella simple that'll be first chapter of 2023
Alba: To not get brain damage
Me: I'll try and spare you
Alba: Good
Me: ANYWAYS LETS DROP 2022 DOWN THE STAIRS IN 5
Petey: 4
Gabby/Gavin: 3
DM: 2
Alba/Alex/Nicholas: ONE
Me: *Magically yeets ball of 2022 down the stairs*
Also Me: HAPPY NEW YEAR MY DREAMCHASERS!
Petey/DM: *Hold up sign that says "See you in 2023! :)*
You'd understand DM's New Year's Resolution if you've read book nine :)
DM: Yeah we don't talk about that
Me: Ya fooled Grampa tho
DM: True
Gavin: OH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE TIME THAT THE MAYOR FIRED DM FOR ROLLING IN HIS ROSE GARDE-
DM: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT
Me: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Happy new year, see y'all in 2023, I love you all, and keep running up those hills, dreamchasers!
