Consider this my Happy New Year Chapter cause I sure as hell ain't postin at midnight!

Anyways, enjoy!


Gabby: Alright who's ready?

Me: I AM

Gavin: Meh

Alex: OH HELL YEAH

Nicholas: Eh I guess so

Me: Aight who's ready to drop 2022 down the stairs

Petey: What stairs?

Me: *Magically spawns stairs* Those stairs.

Petey: Me

Gabby: Ok so what's everyone's New Year resolution?

Petey: To not get easily annoyed

Me: I bet you say that every single year

Petey: I do

DM: To not get fired

Gabby: Why do you not wanna get fired?

DM: We don't talk about that

Me: Mine's simple: Keep my brain cells and drink latte

Will: OW

Gabby: MORE LATTE?!

Me: YOU STOLE PLENTY! And yes, Gabby, more latte

Will: Mine is to make sure Ashley and Victoria get cancelled

Me: I'd love to see you try

Alex: Mine is to get pizza rolls!

Me: Ah yes, pizza rolls

Nicholas: To finally tell my girlfriend I love her

Me: Love you too Nick, ya fufilled it already

Nicholas: ALEX I NEED A NEW ONE

Chief/Sarah: Get an awesome honeymoon!

Me: Oh that's hella simple that'll be first chapter of 2023

Alba: To not get brain damage

Me: I'll try and spare you

Alba: Good

Me: ANYWAYS LETS DROP 2022 DOWN THE STAIRS IN 5

Petey: 4

Gabby/Gavin: 3

DM: 2

Alba/Alex/Nicholas: ONE

Me: *Magically yeets ball of 2022 down the stairs*

Also Me: HAPPY NEW YEAR MY DREAMCHASERS!

Petey/DM: *Hold up sign that says "See you in 2023! :)*


You'd understand DM's New Year's Resolution if you've read book nine :)

DM: Yeah we don't talk about that

Me: Ya fooled Grampa tho

DM: True

Gavin: OH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE TIME THAT THE MAYOR FIRED DM FOR ROLLING IN HIS ROSE GARDE-

DM: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT

Me: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy new year, see y'all in 2023, I love you all, and keep running up those hills, dreamchasers!