Male: Saitama

Series: One Punch Man and My Hero Academia


Teachers Pet

One Punch Man/Inuyasha/My Hero Academia

Pairing: Kagome/Saitama

Genos/Kagome/Saitama (family)

Summary/Idea: Saitama was the only quirkless hero to ever make the rank of top five pro heroes. Now retired he is offered a teaching job at the prestigious U.A. He accepts, wanting to show that even if you are quirkless you can still be a hero. His ever faithful support Genos follows, together they teach class 1-C. While there his ever doting wife, one Kagome Higurashi, is dragged into the drama that is everyday life at U.A. Now if only everyone would stop drooling over her!


Whispering Kage AN: This was an idea I had but then lost steam for. So I figured I'd post it here so you guys could enjoy what I did have written.


"Just a guy who's a hero for fun."

-Saitama


Slim pale hands fussed over the dark lapels of a black suit, picking off lint and small cat hairs. "Honestly dear...I can't believe you were going to wear your Oppai shirt...thank god Genos-kun said something." Bored brown eyes narrowed at said man who was sitting by the doorway lacing up his shoes.

Bullets of sweat began to roll off the younger man making him smirk, good! The little shit was his support yet he always went running to his wife! Always ratting him out for this and that...brat.

"Stop glaring at Genos-kun dear. Honestly, you're going to be a teacher, you can't just wear those kinds of things anymore! You're lucky I don't throw them out." She bit back a smile as he stilled under her fretting hands in fear. She would never throw them away, she knew he loved the articles dearly. They were some of the only things that had survived from their tiny one bedroom apartment in Z-City.

They had lost almost everything that day, it was also the day her husband had decided to hang up his cloak and step away from the pro hero business. She knew he missed it, but it was blaringly obvious that without a quirk he would just keep falling in the ranks as more and more pro heroes stepped onto the scene to make a name for themselves.

Not to mention every would be villain who had made it their mission to snuff out the quirkless wonder in order to make a name for themselves. They had been relentless in their attacks and devious plots. It was one of the reasons they were forced to leave behind Z-City and start anew.

New home.

New careers.

New lives.

Even so he was a living legend, the only person in the world to make the top five without a quirk. He was living proof that a quirk did not define your worth. That hard work and determination did pay off and yes some people were down right gleeful when he had retired, finally learning his place as they jabbed, but there were far more that looked to him as inspiration.

She was one of them, she admired everything about her husband and was proud of him no matter what he did. She would support him and love him until her last breath. Even so she would be a stern hand when he needed it!

"Maah Kagome I don't think my suit is going to get any more clean." His voice was bored as he picked at his ear with his pinky finger making her huff at him and smack it lightly. She hated that habit of his but it was one she could not break him of.

"Yes, well don't you look handsome." She smiled as she took a step back to look him up and down. He stood over her by at least a foot, the light shining off his bald head as he gazed at her blankly. He looked like a child forced into stuffy formal clothes for picture day.

"Pfftt okay! I give, this is so not you...go change but no Oppai shirt!" She giggled as he huffed at her and grumbled under his breath as he shuffled back into their room to change again.

Women.

He would never understand them as a whole.

Let alone the one who had managed to steal his heart.

Genos smiled as he stood from his spot and gazed down at the woman who had become his surrogate mother all those years ago. She was so tiny, hard to believe she was the only person in the world who could make his master shake in fear.

"Do not worry Kagome-sama I will be there to keep an eye on master." He placed his hand over his chest plate as he made his vow.

Giving a snort, Kagome turned to him with a smile on her face as she began picking at his own white shirt, smoothing out the wrinkles before moving to his hair to move it out of his eyes.

"I told you to just call me Kagome, Genos. I wonder if I should be more worried about you! All those high school girls will be drooling over you!" She laughed as he froze in fear. She knew he had many fan clubs when he was a pro support to her husband. In fact on more than occasion she had to shoo them away from their home until she finally gave in and placed a barrier around the grounds if only to get some peace.

"They're going to eat him up!" Her husband's voice had an ominous undertone to it as he entered the room in his old pro hero costume minus the cape.

Genos paled as his master's words rang out in his head.

Sighing Kagome patted Genos's shoulder in comfort, shooting her husband a small glare for worrying the socially awkward young man. He had made leaps and bounds while living with them but he was still so innocent and naïve when it came to certain things.

"Stop trying to scare him love. You'll be fine Genos, just remember your HR training. Now." She paused to take a step back and smiled as her husband moved to put on his red boots and stood to turn and face her, his black briefcase in his hand.

"You guys look after each other and you show those kids at U.A. High what being a hero is all about!" She laughed as Genos saluted, as if her words of encouragement were in fact an order.

Saitama could only roll his eyes as he beckoned his wife closer, once she was close enough he pulled her into a one armed hug and stole a kiss from her pink lips. Loving the way she epped into it before wrapping her arms around his neck. He pulled away resting his forehead on hers, loving the way her eyes glittered and her cheeks flushed.

"Don't worry dear, how hard can teaching a bunch of brats be?"


His left eye twitched as he stood in front of the class, they were milling about and goofing around. Not at all paying attention to the three adults who had entered the room. Principal Nezu's smile didn't falter as he cleared his throat to gain the teens attention.

"Excuse me, I'd like to have your attention class." His voice while warm and welcoming held a tone to it that made the class quickly take their seats and shut up. Saitama likened it to the same tone his own wife used when she became angry with him or Genos when they were out and about.

A subtle warning, behave or pay the consequences.

"I'd like to introduce you to your new home room teachers, this is Saitama and Genos. Please welcome them warmly and help them adjust to being at our wonderful U.A!" His eyes shone with mirth as the class said hello in union. Smile still on his lips he turned to the new teachers nodding his head at them. "I leave them in your care." With that he turned on his heel and left the room.

Instantly whispers began, they quickly became louder until the students were gossiping aloud like kids in a mall. Letting out a small sigh he placed his briefcase on his desk and forced a smile. "Hi. As I'm sure you heard my name is Saitama and this is my partner Genos, we're going to be your homeroom teachers for the rest of the year. Any questions?"

Instantly he regretted opening the floor, almost every hand shot up into the air. Boredly he pointed at a girl with teal hair and ruby red eyes as he sat down behind the desk. "Ah, weren't you the Caped Baldy and Demon Cyborg?" Resting his chin in his hand he nodded. "Yup, any other questions?" He ignored the girl's small huff, she no doubt wanted a more in depth answer but he really couldn't be bothered to spill his guts to a bunch of kids he had just met.

"I have a question for Mr. Genos!" A blonde girl turned her emerald eyes to pin Genos with a heated look, a flush on her cheeks as a few other girls giggled. Genos could only blink as he nodded his head for her to continue speaking, she did so gleefully.

"Are you seeing anyone?" Her question made a few more giggles flare to life around the room. Genos stayed blank faced as almost every pair of female eyes zeroed in on his form standing next to his master's desk. He suddenly felt the urge to get ready to defend himself, he quickly shoved it down, pulling on his HR training.

"No, currently I am not. I'm far too busy with work." His reply was bland, as if telling the time.

"What's your type?"

"Do you like younger girls?"

"What's your ideal date?"

The questions were never ending and it made Saitama snort, one finger digging in his ear to block out the female chittering. Of course Genos would be bombarded with these questions, even when they were pros the female reporters only had eyes and questions for the younger man.

It didn't bother him as much as it used to, in fact he quickly began to pity the younger man. Opening his mouth to speak up and gain the attention of the class to change the topic he could only blink as the door to his classroom was opened with more force then necessary.

"Well, those are very appropriate questions for your teacher aren't they?" The female voice was sweet and the lips that spoke them were pulled into a tight lipped smile. He smirked a bit as he took in his wife, she stood in the doorway a clenched hand on the door frame. She was dressed in a plain dark blue shirt and black jeans under a pink apron that went down to her knees.

In her hand were two bentos wrapped up in a dark green cloth.

Oh, he knew he had forgotten something this morning with all of her fretting over him and Genos while also telling them to not be late.

"Who are you?" It was the same blonde hair girl, a hard look entering her eyes.

Oh boy, Saitama wanted to wince, this girl did not know the bear she was poking...

Kagome forced a smile, fully entering the class room to stand between her adopted son and her husband's desk. Setting the bento down on said desk she turned to face the young girl, as well as the rest of the class, who was baring her claws like a small kitten.

"Well, even though it's rude to ask someone's name without giving your own first I'll humor you just this once young lady." Her smile didn't falter as the young girl flushed red, it wasn't that she took joy in this, but this young girl had to be humbled and now was a better time than when out on the streets or in a workplace.

"My name is Kagome and I'm just here to bring those two knuckleheads their lunch. I hope you guys go easy on them." Piece spoken she turned to her husband and gave him a small smile before turning to Genos giving him a small wink and encouraging smile.

While his face looked blank on the outside she knew he was a bit flustered about all the attention he was getting. Having spent the last five years living with him she could read him like a book. Turning her gaze to her husband she give him a flirty wave of her fingers.

"Well, have fun you guys." With that she turned on her heel and left the room, shutting the door behind her letting out a small laugh as the class seemed to burst to life with even more questions.

Saitama felt his brow twitch as the brats got even louder, the boys joining in with their own questions about who the 'hottie' was. "Oi, calm down already." His voice was sharp with his annoyance.

"Sir, who was that?" He grit his teeth as he turned to glare at the brunette male who had asked the question. The boy's teenage lust was almost palpable and it made his blood boil.

Genos quickly cleared his throat, trying to gain everyone's attention. He knew his master was close to snapping, if there was one thing the normally laid back male would not tolerate it was males hitting on his wife no matter their age.

"Ah, that was Kagome-sama, master Saitama's wife. Now, lets-" He winced at the various shouts of confusion and disbelief.

"No way, how did a baldy like you land such a hottie?! Ouch!" The brunette yelped as a piece of chalk was hurled at his head making him fall back in his chair and tip over to clatter on the ground in a heap.

Everyone froze as the air seemed to chill, the killing intent rolling of their new teacher was almost visible. They jerked back as Saitama snapped his head up to give them a very tense smile, his left eye was twitching with his anger.

"Enough." The word was growled out through still smiling teeth, it made them all shiver as he stood, placing his hands on the top of his desk as he stood. His chair scraped on the floor with the action.

"Let's take roll call." He paused to glance down at the list of students sitting on the desk, doing his best to not turn the wooden desk to dust under his hands. "Hitoshi Shinso?" His voice was bland as he read off the name, not at all caring that the students were confused he didn't start at the top of the list like they expected him to.

"Here." He turned his gaze to the student who spoke, he was slouched in his seat, looking as bored as he felt. His messy indigo hair was a stark contrast to his pale skin, his purple eyes were highlighted by the bags under them.

Nodding at the boy he continued down the list, checking off each student as they answered.

Genos released the breath he hadn't realized he was holding, glad his master had calmed down. The last thing he needed was for them to get fired right away, Kagome-sama would be most upset and he didn't want that.

Narrowing his eyes at the brunette who had upset his master, he made a mental note that this, Akitoki Hojo, was someone he would have to keep an eye on.