Just can't wait to get my degree by WyldClaw
Plot: spoof of the song 'I just can't wait to be king' from the 1994 film/broadway play "The Lion King" I wrote a few years ago . The singers in the spoof are yours truly, my fictionpress persona bigkidatheart aka Bk and my friends. Names have been changed to ...protect eople's privacy .
Moe, curly, Kara, Ian , mia1986 , Ross, Chrissy, Scottie, lee: protect People? Yeah right! It's to save your rear end from getting kicked
WC (nervously chuckles) : ummm perhaps. (Moe, curly, Kara, Ian , mia1986 , Ross, Chrissy, Scottie, lee groan) Italicized lines are added lines and XxX keeps the verses separated. Enjoy!
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WC : I'm going to be available So jobs beware
ross, Kara G, Marvin, lee : who'd hire someone... with tons of gray hair (yank a thick handful out... hard)
WC and BK: owww! Was that really necessary?
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BK : I'm gonna be the main event , like no one before
Ivan, Ross Moe, mia1986: over inflated ego!
WC : it's only taken me four years
Ross, Carrie, Kara, Ian Moe, Carrie, Nikita, Chrissy, mia1986, Ross,: AHEM! Only four?
BK: err, plus three and a half years prior
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Ross, Kara Mia1986, Chrissy , Ian, curly, Moe, : it's gonna be a loooong few months yes siree
Wc BK : , Oh, I just can't wait to get my degree
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WC :No one saying get up at this time
Mia1986 : but that's for a good-
BK : no having to lug around a wicked large backpack
Mia1986, : hey!
WC, BK: thus no daily near breaking of my back ( gives them a raspberry)
Mia1986, Moe, Chrissy, Kara, Bethany : take that back!
WC : I'll be free all day
Mia1986, Ross, Ian, Kara : grrrrr!
BK: errr free to work and then play
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Kara Ian , Moe , Danny, , Nikita , Chrissy, Scottie, Ross : I think you and i need to have a little chat (holds balled fists up)
WC, BK. (nervously gulps ) : uh why
Mia1986 Ross Curly scottie Chrissy : I can't wait to pound ya
BK,WC : we'd stay to chat but ...we can't so bye. see ya
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Kara Elizabeth , Mia1986, Moe, Curly carrie, roma, isn, Nikita, : [Spoken] if this means her ego's super inflated then
Count me out
Out of friendship, out of Facebook, I wouldn't hang –
Carrie: Ooooh are those free double chocolate donuts? Yummy ( eat them all and burps)
Everyone: CARRIE!
BK, WC : Oh, I just can't wait to get my degree!
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BK: Everybody look left
WC: I meant look right
BK : Dont Cha know that soon enough I'll be-
BK and WC : hogging spotlight!
Mia1986, Moe Curly Roma,Elizabeth Danny, Bethany, Ivan, Scottie, curly, Ross, Chrissy: not just yet you're not!
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BK, :: Let everyone go for broke and sing
WC: Gonna be the biggest fling!
Carrie: it's gonna be a BLEEPING big party
Everyone: CARRIE! My poor ears!
Carrie: What? I didn't say it
BK, WC: I just can't wait to get my degree!
I just can't wait to get my degree!
Oh, just can't wait to ...,Get my degree!
