Just can't wait to get my degree by WyldClaw

Plot: spoof of the song 'I just can't wait to be king' from the 1994 film/broadway play "The Lion King" I wrote a few years ago . The singers in the spoof are yours truly, my fictionpress persona bigkidatheart aka Bk and my friends. Names have been changed to ...protect eople's privacy .

Moe, curly, Kara, Ian , mia1986 , Ross, Chrissy, Scottie, lee: protect People? Yeah right! It's to save your rear end from getting kicked

WC (nervously chuckles) : ummm perhaps. (Moe, curly, Kara, Ian , mia1986 , Ross, Chrissy, Scottie, lee groan) Italicized lines are added lines and XxX keeps the verses separated. Enjoy!

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WC : I'm going to be available So jobs beware

ross, Kara G, Marvin, lee : who'd hire someone... with tons of gray hair (yank a thick handful out... hard)

WC and BK: owww! Was that really necessary?

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BK : I'm gonna be the main event , like no one before

Ivan, Ross Moe, mia1986: over inflated ego!

WC : it's only taken me four years

Ross, Carrie, Kara, Ian Moe, Carrie, Nikita, Chrissy, mia1986, Ross,: AHEM! Only four?

BK: err, plus three and a half years prior

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Ross, Kara Mia1986, Chrissy , Ian, curly, Moe, : it's gonna be a loooong few months yes siree

Wc BK : , Oh, I just can't wait to get my degree

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WC :No one saying get up at this time

Mia1986 : but that's for a good-

BK : no having to lug around a wicked large backpack

Mia1986, : hey!

WC, BK: thus no daily near breaking of my back ( gives them a raspberry)

Mia1986, Moe, Chrissy, Kara, Bethany : take that back!

WC : I'll be free all day

Mia1986, Ross, Ian, Kara : grrrrr!

BK: errr free to work and then play

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Kara Ian , Moe , Danny, , Nikita , Chrissy, Scottie, Ross : I think you and i need to have a little chat (holds balled fists up)

WC, BK. (nervously gulps ) : uh why

Mia1986 Ross Curly scottie Chrissy : I can't wait to pound ya

BK,WC : we'd stay to chat but ...we can't so bye. see ya

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Kara Elizabeth , Mia1986, Moe, Curly carrie, roma, isn, Nikita, : [Spoken] if this means her ego's super inflated then

Count me out

Out of friendship, out of Facebook, I wouldn't hang –

Carrie: Ooooh are those free double chocolate donuts? Yummy ( eat them all and burps)

Everyone: CARRIE!

BK, WC : Oh, I just can't wait to get my degree!

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BK: Everybody look left

WC: I meant look right

BK : Dont Cha know that soon enough I'll be-

BK and WC : hogging spotlight!

Mia1986, Moe Curly Roma,Elizabeth Danny, Bethany, Ivan, Scottie, curly, Ross, Chrissy: not just yet you're not!

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BK, :: Let everyone go for broke and sing

WC: Gonna be the biggest fling!

Carrie: it's gonna be a BLEEPING big party

Everyone: CARRIE! My poor ears!

Carrie: What? I didn't say it

BK, WC: I just can't wait to get my degree!

I just can't wait to get my degree!

Oh, just can't wait to ...,Get my degree!