The Twelve Pains of Winter Finals byWyldClaw

Summary : a spoof of Bob Rivers' funnt song The Twelve Pains of Christmas' That I wrote last month as I was about to take my last final X separates the verses. enjoy!

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The first thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Is finding Strong enough coffee

X

The second thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Studying through the night

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The third thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Stress headaches

Studying through the night

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The fourth thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Memorizing flash cards

Stress headache

(irritably) Studying through the night

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The fifth thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Five books of notes

Memorizing flash cards

Stress headaches

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Studying through the night

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The sixth thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Facing my final

Five books of notes

"I hate these flash cards!"

stress headaches

Studying through the night

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The seventh thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me

winter sales

Facing my final

Five books of notes

Memorizing flash cards

"Owww. who hit my head with a mallet?"

"Keep it down! I'm trying to study all night!"

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The eighth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me

"I want an apple watch for Christmas"

Winter sales.

"the final can't be that bad." 'oh stuff it "

Five books of notes

"Ugh! Memorizing all these cards"

"Get me a large glass of water will you?"

"Seriously? we have no extra computer charging cords?!"

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The ninth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Finding parking spaces

"Mommy! I want that!"

" buy two get one free"

Facing my final

Five books of notes

"Writing up those blasts dFlash cards

Stress headaches

"Now why the hell is my computer battery blinking red?"

And finding Strong enough coffee

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The tenth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me

No extra pencils in included

No parking spaces

"Mo-ommmm... I wanna see Santa !"

"Lousy winter sales taunting me..."

Facing the final

Five books of notes

"whoop dee do.. writing flash cards"

"Ah geez. My head is majorly pounding.."

"One outlet goes out, they all go out!"

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The eleventh thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me

dull halmark christmas specials

Extra pencils not included

No parking spaces

"I wannna go to the toy store!"

Winter sales

"The final is a real witch, I hate it!"

Five Books of notes

"Oh, I don't remember half these notes!"

"Who's got the warm compress?"

"Get the back up! My computer blew a fuse!"

And finding Strong enough coffee

X

The twelfth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me

Hearing Christmas Carols everywhere

dull Halmark christmas specials

extra Pencils not included

No parking spots.

"Get me something!"

Winter sales

Gotta get it done

Five books of notes

"that's it! I'm through studying them!"

"Shut up... just shut up."

"Fine! you think you're so smart, you try studying all night !"

And finding Strong enough coffee