The Twelve Pains of Winter Finals byWyldClaw
Summary : a spoof of Bob Rivers' funnt song The Twelve Pains of Christmas' That I wrote last month as I was about to take my last final X separates the verses. enjoy!
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The first thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Is finding Strong enough coffee
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The second thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Studying through the night
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The third thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Stress headaches
Studying through the night
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The fourth thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Memorizing flash cards
Stress headache
(irritably) Studying through the night
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The fifth thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Five books of notes
Memorizing flash cards
Stress headaches
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Studying through the night
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The sixth thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Facing my final
Five books of notes
"I hate these flash cards!"
stress headaches
Studying through the night
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The seventh thing of Winter finals that's such a pain to me
winter sales
Facing my final
Five books of notes
Memorizing flash cards
"Owww. who hit my head with a mallet?"
"Keep it down! I'm trying to study all night!"
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The eighth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me
"I want an apple watch for Christmas"
Winter sales.
"the final can't be that bad." 'oh stuff it "
Five books of notes
"Ugh! Memorizing all these cards"
"Get me a large glass of water will you?"
"Seriously? we have no extra computer charging cords?!"
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The ninth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
"Mommy! I want that!"
" buy two get one free"
Facing my final
Five books of notes
"Writing up those blasts dFlash cards
Stress headaches
"Now why the hell is my computer battery blinking red?"
And finding Strong enough coffee
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The tenth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me
No extra pencils in included
No parking spaces
"Mo-ommmm... I wanna see Santa !"
"Lousy winter sales taunting me..."
Facing the final
Five books of notes
"whoop dee do.. writing flash cards"
"Ah geez. My head is majorly pounding.."
"One outlet goes out, they all go out!"
And finding Strong enough coffee
X
The eleventh thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me
dull halmark christmas specials
Extra pencils not included
No parking spaces
"I wannna go to the toy store!"
Winter sales
"The final is a real witch, I hate it!"
Five Books of notes
"Oh, I don't remember half these notes!"
"Who's got the warm compress?"
"Get the back up! My computer blew a fuse!"
And finding Strong enough coffee
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The twelfth thing at Winter finals that's such a pain to me
Hearing Christmas Carols everywhere
dull Halmark christmas specials
extra Pencils not included
No parking spots.
"Get me something!"
Winter sales
Gotta get it done
Five books of notes
"that's it! I'm through studying them!"
"Shut up... just shut up."
"Fine! you think you're so smart, you try studying all night !"
And finding Strong enough coffee
