Twelve Days of Christmas -2021 style by WyldClaw
Plot: Merry Christmas Eve!. Here is my newest spoof of the classic Twelve Days of Christmas song . XXX separates the verses . Enjoy .
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On the first day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
A big roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the second day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Two large boxes of masks and
A big roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the third day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the fourth day day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the fifth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Five enormous bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the sixth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Six feet of spacing
Five large bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the seventh day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Seven home tests a-calculating
Six feet of spacing
Five large bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the eighth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
eight employees virtually a-conferencing
Seven home tests a-calculating
Six feet of spacing
Five large bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the ninth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
nine students a-hybrid learning
eight employees virtually a-conferencing
Seven home tests a-calculating
Six feet of spacing
Five large bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the tenth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Ten meltdowns a-happening
nine students a-hybrid learning
eight employees virtually a-conferencing
Seven home tests a-calculating
Six feet of spacing
Five large bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the eleventh day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Eleven kids a-complaining
Ten meltdowns a-happening
nine students a-hybrid learning
eight employees virtually a-conferencing
Seven home tests a-calculating
Six feet of spacing
Five large bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
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On the twelfth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me
Twelve people a-screaming
Eleven kids a-complaining
Ten meltdown a-happening
nine students a-hybrid learning
eight employees virtually a-conferencing
Seven home tests a-calculating
Six feet of spacing
Five large bottles of wine
Four bottles of hand sanitizer
three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)
Two large boxes of masks and
A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree
