Twelve Days of Christmas -2021 style by WyldClaw

Plot: Merry Christmas Eve!. Here is my newest spoof of the classic Twelve Days of Christmas song . XXX separates the verses . Enjoy .

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On the first day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

A big roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the second day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Two large boxes of masks and

A big roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the third day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the fourth day day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the fifth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Five enormous bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the sixth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Six feet of spacing

Five large bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the seventh day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Seven home tests a-calculating

Six feet of spacing

Five large bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the eighth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

eight employees virtually a-conferencing

Seven home tests a-calculating

Six feet of spacing

Five large bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the ninth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

nine students a-hybrid learning

eight employees virtually a-conferencing

Seven home tests a-calculating

Six feet of spacing

Five large bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the tenth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Ten meltdowns a-happening

nine students a-hybrid learning

eight employees virtually a-conferencing

Seven home tests a-calculating

Six feet of spacing

Five large bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the eleventh day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Eleven kids a-complaining

Ten meltdowns a-happening

nine students a-hybrid learning

eight employees virtually a-conferencing

Seven home tests a-calculating

Six feet of spacing

Five large bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree

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On the twelfth day of Christmas , that dreaded virus gave to me

Twelve people a-screaming

Eleven kids a-complaining

Ten meltdown a-happening

nine students a-hybrid learning

eight employees virtually a-conferencing

Seven home tests a-calculating

Six feet of spacing

Five large bottles of wine

Four bottles of hand sanitizer

three vaccine jabs ( ouch!)

Two large boxes of masks and

A roll of toilet paper in a pear tree