We Need A Better Christmas by WyldClaw

plot: A spoof of the Glee cover of the classic Christmas song "We Need A Little Christmas " written in early December 2020. names have been changed to protect people's privacy .. and to save my butt

Naomi, Moe, Ross Chrissy, Robbie, Chrissy, Ian, lee: From us totally kicking it till its black and blue you mean

WC: uh.. Maaaaybe

Naomi, Moe, Ross Chrissy, Robbie, Chrissy, Ian, lee: You utter mouse brain.. get on with the spoof or we'll pummel you with snowballs

WC: ( gulps) okay so

XXX separates the verses . italics mean extra lines. enjoy!

last revised : November 2022

Naomi: get out that holly

Lee: Decorate the tree before

Chrissy: My sanity goesvagain

Ross: get that holiday music a-playing

WC( 'accidentally ' plays 'Santa Baby " and baby it's cold outside ') : oops my finger slipped ( naomi, Chrissy, Ross, Robbie moe Lee , Carrie kick her butt) : owwww

Ian: we may be rushing things but

Moe: decorate the halls stat now

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Bethany : For the world needs a better Christmas

Laurie: right at this minute

Curly: Warm candles in the windows

WC: mistletoe above doorways

,Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Gigi, Robbie, Lee (faces go bright red ): stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose)

WC ( holding her bloody nose) : what was dab for? (Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Gigi, Robbie, Lee give her a look) .

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Lindsay: the world really needs a better christmas

Danny: Beginning this minute

Scottie : yes we've seen more than few flurries

Gigi: but better year , please we want you to hurry

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Chrissy the year's been pretty awful

Timmy: so we need something happy

WC (holding an icepack to her broken swollen nose): bud good things happened if only in small handfuls

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Laurie: slice up that homemade fruitcake

Ian: Lets hang tons of tinsel

Scottie: on that window sill-bough

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WC:For we've grown a little leaner

Moe, Chrissy, Ian, Gigi: don;'t you mean chubbier?

( WC scoffs at that) WC: Moi?

Nick: grown a bit stronger

Elizabeth : grown a little wiser

Larry: I so need that angel

just siting on my shoulder

we need a happier Christmas now

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Moe : Get out that holly

Robbie and Chrissy : the FaceTime bubbly

WC: and gifts (and marks all over the screen from allnthe lip smackin'

(Robbie Lee, Naomi, Carrie, Ian, Gigi Ross, Chrissy all kick her butt , clonk her head and give her a black eye )WC: . owwwwie. that hurt… now I'm gonna be bruised for a few days

Lee, Naomi, Carrie,Chrissy, Gigi, Robbie , Ross,:shut up or will give you more whackins'

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Naomi: but don't you see

it's only a few days til christmas now

for it's already three weeks week

Past Thanksgiving now

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Chrissy: For the world needs a better Christmas

Ian: starting this minute

Curly: Warm candles in the windows

WC: mistletoe above doorways

(Naomi, Ross, Gigi robbie, Chrissy, carrie Ian, Lee (faces go bright red ): stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose) WC: owwwww

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Nick: the world really needs a better christmas

Danny: Beginning this minute

Scottie : yes we've seen more than few flurries

Gigi: but better year , please we want you to hurry

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Larry : This years been so cruddy

Danny: It's been a long time since

Curly: I've gone anywhere mask-free

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Ross: slice up that homemade fruitcake

Ian: Lets hang tons of tinsel

Scottie: on that window sill-bough

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Curly: Warm candles in the windows

WC: mistletoe above doorways

(Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Ian, Gigi, Robbie, Lee (faces go bright red ): you just stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose)

WC: owwwww. seriously?

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Lindsay: the world really needs a better christmas

Kara: Beginning this minute

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All : We need a better Christmas now

We need a better Christmas now

We need a better Christmas now!