We Need A Better Christmas by WyldClaw
plot: A spoof of the Glee cover of the classic Christmas song "We Need A Little Christmas " written in early December 2020. names have been changed to protect people's privacy .. and to save my butt
Naomi, Moe, Ross Chrissy, Robbie, Chrissy, Ian, lee: From us totally kicking it till its black and blue you mean
WC: uh.. Maaaaybe
Naomi, Moe, Ross Chrissy, Robbie, Chrissy, Ian, lee: You utter mouse brain.. get on with the spoof or we'll pummel you with snowballs
WC: ( gulps) okay so
XXX separates the verses . italics mean extra lines. enjoy!
last revised : November 2022
Naomi: get out that holly
Lee: Decorate the tree before
Chrissy: My sanity goesvagain
Ross: get that holiday music a-playing
WC( 'accidentally ' plays 'Santa Baby " and baby it's cold outside ') : oops my finger slipped ( naomi, Chrissy, Ross, Robbie moe Lee , Carrie kick her butt) : owwww
Ian: we may be rushing things but
Moe: decorate the halls stat now
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Bethany : For the world needs a better Christmas
Laurie: right at this minute
Curly: Warm candles in the windows
WC: mistletoe above doorways
,Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Gigi, Robbie, Lee (faces go bright red ): stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose)
WC ( holding her bloody nose) : what was dab for? (Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Gigi, Robbie, Lee give her a look) .
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Lindsay: the world really needs a better christmas
Danny: Beginning this minute
Scottie : yes we've seen more than few flurries
Gigi: but better year , please we want you to hurry
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Chrissy the year's been pretty awful
Timmy: so we need something happy
WC (holding an icepack to her broken swollen nose): bud good things happened if only in small handfuls
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Laurie: slice up that homemade fruitcake
Ian: Lets hang tons of tinsel
Scottie: on that window sill-bough
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WC:For we've grown a little leaner
Moe, Chrissy, Ian, Gigi: don;'t you mean chubbier?
( WC scoffs at that) WC: Moi?
Nick: grown a bit stronger
Elizabeth : grown a little wiser
Larry: I so need that angel
just siting on my shoulder
we need a happier Christmas now
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Moe : Get out that holly
Robbie and Chrissy : the FaceTime bubbly
WC: and gifts (and marks all over the screen from allnthe lip smackin'
(Robbie Lee, Naomi, Carrie, Ian, Gigi Ross, Chrissy all kick her butt , clonk her head and give her a black eye )WC: . owwwwie. that hurt… … now I'm gonna be bruised for a few days
Lee, Naomi, Carrie,Chrissy, Gigi, Robbie , Ross,:shut up or will give you more whackins'
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Naomi: but don't you see
it's only a few days til christmas now
for it's already three weeks week
Past Thanksgiving now
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Chrissy: For the world needs a better Christmas
Ian: starting this minute
Curly: Warm candles in the windows
WC: mistletoe above doorways
(Naomi, Ross, Gigi robbie, Chrissy, carrie Ian, Lee (faces go bright red ): stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose) WC: owwwww
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Nick: the world really needs a better christmas
Danny: Beginning this minute
Scottie : yes we've seen more than few flurries
Gigi: but better year , please we want you to hurry
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Larry : This years been so cruddy
Danny: It's been a long time since
Curly: I've gone anywhere mask-free
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Ross: slice up that homemade fruitcake
Ian: Lets hang tons of tinsel
Scottie: on that window sill-bough
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Curly: Warm candles in the windows
WC: mistletoe above doorways
(Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Ian, Gigi, Robbie, Lee (faces go bright red ): you just stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose)
WC: owwwww. seriously?
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Lindsay: the world really needs a better christmas
Kara: Beginning this minute
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All : We need a better Christmas now
We need a better Christmas now
We need a better Christmas now!
