Nor'easter Fever by WyldClaw

Plot: Spoof of the catchy cabin fever song from muppet treasure island. First written in response to the three nor'easters that struck the east coast January-march 2018 but it could also be applied to tbe nasty October 2021 freak nor'easter new england had.. or the awful january 2022 snowy nor'easter it had- . … names have been changed to save ... face

Robbie , Moe , Curly, Ross, naomi Ivan, carrie Robbie,, Chrissy: : save face? Save face ? more like save your rear from us major kicking it!

wc : well that too..

Ian, Moe , Curly, Carrie Ross,Naomi, Ian, Robbie Chrissy groan). .

Naomi: you big-headed mouse brained prat!

WC: hey! I'm not A big-headed mouse brained prat.. my ego isn't that lage?

Carrie Ross,Naomi, Ian, Robbie ChrissyKara, Ian, Moe , lee Curly: we so beg to differ ! start the spoof or we'll kick your butt and make you watch .. the 2019 Cats movie, 2012's John carter, 2019's Serenity and other beyond awful movies

WC: ( shudders) : ugh.. you want me to mentally puke and rip my hair out ? okay .. I'm getting to it . sheesh .. no respect.. XxX separates the verses. italics mean extra lines not in the original song . this spoof one verse that appears in the soundtrack but not in the film.

Enjoy!

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Moe : it's been four days we since we last had heat

Larry : way too long since We've seen the sun

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Laurie: oh no! i've got the madness! i've got nor'easter fever

Curly : now I've got it too!

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All : NOR'EASTER FEVER!

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Gigi: I got nor'easter fever !

Lee :,it's burning up my brain

Danny: I've got nor'easter fever . it's totally driving me insane

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(Robbie and Carrie burp loudly) all : Robbie! Carrie!

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Chrissy : I've got nor'easter fever

Curly : I'm flipping my Boston hats and bandannas

, Gigi robbie , ian carrie , chrissy, curly, Moe: been without my coffee for so long I'm about to go bananas

WC ( snickers): ha Ha- ( gets hit on the head by plastic travel coffee mugs from Kara, Moe, Ivan, lee Gigi robbie , , carrie , chrissy,, curly,) : Owwwwww…

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Elizabeth : We-we got nor'easter fever, we've lost what little normalcy we had

Mollie WyldClaw: :been trapped inside for so long We're thisclose to going stark mad!

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All: Ariba!

Chicky ticky boom

Chicky ticky boom

Chicky ticky boom tick

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Scottie : My sanity is hanging by a single thread

Larry & Danny : Since I' m stuck in here I've nearly gone out of my head

Naomi : we were happy for a little bit of snow

Ross: but now it just wont stop! Not that it's a bad thing ( kisses naomi)

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Ian : Grab the big mouth by the ears

WC: owww! Not the ears

Bethany: Lash her to the (fake) wheel .

Chrissy, Timmy, curly: Do-si-do ,

Kara,, Moe : step on her exposed Toes, Kick her rear

WC : (gets her butt kicked badly by Kara, curly Gigi, Carrie, naomi, robbie, chrissy Ross, Moe , , ) ow ow ow ow

Elizabeth : Listen to her squeal

Ian:,Allemande left, allemande right

Ross, Naomi: . Now to end our show.

Swing her through the window

Ian,robbie, Lee, chrissy ,, curly Moe Kara, : chuck her into the five foot snow

WC: what the -( gets thrown out the door and thrown into a huge ice cold snowdrift) : c-come on g-guys. N-Not c-c—ccool

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Laurie: We got nor'easter fever

Larry no if , ands or but's

Nick; We're unhinged

Carrie: And crazed And bleeeeeping nuts

All: CARRIE!

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Nick: Ach du lieber ice covered car

Ross: (Yodel-lay-wahoo)

Tor:,Sour braten Wiener schnitzel

Robbie , Curly ,: und a full beer bar. Yahoooo!

(WC: (sarcasticaly) : oh whoop-dee doo

Bethany: We were happy -the sun was on our side

Ian: But then it decided to die

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nick : I've got nor'easter fever

Robbie, Carrie Ross, Gigi Moe, Naomi, Ian,Kara,,Chrissy, : this is so the pits. i want my dunkin coffee

WC: ( snickers) don't think that's a bad thing having Days without dunkins . ( They glare at her) The falling swirling snows not bad bad. it's kind of pretty and. -

moe, Naomi, Ian,,Kara ,Chrissy : We've got nor'easter fever ( and dunkins withdrawl ) badly. So THAT'S IT!

Robbie, gigi carrie: hell yeah! ( moe, Naomi, Ian,, Robbie, Lee, Carrie Kara, Gigi ,Chrissy ross kick her butt, pelt her with snowballs,, hit her with hardcover books and break her glasses and nose)

WC(holding her swelling bloody nose): owwie! you broke my nose . ! whad did i do? whad did i do(they all give her a fierce look) dab my cue to shut up now

Gigi, Ross,Naomi, robbie, Ian, curly Robbie, Lee, Kara, ,Moe, ,Chrissy: good idea!

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Naomi: I was dreaming of a blue lagoon floating beneath a tropic moon

WC: yeah with a huge shiny = (Ross and Naomi clonks her head with a basketball) owww….

Ross: If you don't shut your trap soon

Naomi, Moe, curly, Ian, Lee: we'll throw you into an ice cold lagoon (WC nervously laugh

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All: Nor'easter fever has ravaged all aboard

This once proud area

has become a temporary psycho ward

We were waiting for the sun

With this want us to rip out our hair

And now though we're all here

We're not all there!

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NOR'EASTER FEVER! Ahhhhhhhhh!