Chapter 14. Cherubs.
"Next!" Blitzø told Moxxie. Them, Loona, Poch, and Jack, who had a black eye, were in the meeting room. Loona was playing a game on Pochs laptop, with him next to her, while Jack and Blitzø were sitting next to each other, their guns laying in front of them. Millie was next to them as well but had no weapon, only a scoresheet while Moxxie stood next to the tv stand with a bunch of old tvs next to him.
Moxxie changed the channel on the tv. It was an infomercial on a new massage parlor. As it played, Jack and Blitzø had their hands hovering near their guns. Right as it ended they quickly reached for it and shot a hole in the tv. Jack's bullet hit first.
"Yes!" Jack cheered.
"Jack's got three and Blitzø's got four!" Millie announced.
"Catching up to you, boss!"
"That's what you think, but I'm taking off the gloves!" Blitzø said with a challenging grin.
Moxxie placed the broken tv to the pile on the side with the others. Poch looked at the pile of seven shot through tvs.
"Couldn't y'all just use darts?" Poch asked.
"And miss my chance to use boss's pieces?" Jack told him.
"Just be careful with your arm."
"Of course!"
Moxxie placed the new tv down and turned it on.
Poch rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to Loona and the game. She was playing sniper elite 4. "That a gas tank?"
"Yeah, I'm waiting for this one guy to get close to get a triple kill," Loona told him.
"Have you tried getting their attention with a stray shot?"
"I'm trying not to waste bullets."
"What the fuck!?" Blitzø shouted.
Poch and Loona paid it no mind. "Cmon...closer…" Loona focused. "...and," She shot in the game and managed to get them all, "yes!"
"Nice! You going for clearing the area out, or just going for objectives?"
"I'm gonna clear them out."
"Try going for a few nut shots."
"Nut shots? You can shoot them there?"
"You didn't know? Shows the Xray of the balls and everything."
"Oh, that's my next target!"
"Look out future kids, here comes Lo-" Poch was cut off by the sound of shots going crazy. He looked and saw that Blitzø and Jack had sprayed their bullets onto the tv. "Uh...the hell?"
"Why'd you do that?" Loona asked.
"Fucking Cherubs!" Blitzø answered.
"Huh?" Loona and Poch said at the same time.
"Lemme explain," Jack started, "Angels, the regular ones, not the angel monsters that they send during the Cleansing, apparently started something called Cherubs. A company, or rather group, that preserves life. Basically they're the opposite of I.M.P."
"First," Blitzø yelled, "they send Angel's here to kill us, for no reason! Now they're trying to rip off my business! I'm suing for copyright!"
"I don't think that's gonna work," Poch said.
There was a sudden earthquake rocking the place.
"Guys? Do you feel that?" Loona asked.
"Oh shit, is that a hell quake?" Blitzø asked.
"That's possible?" Moxxie asked.
"Alright! Don't. Panic. Moxxie!" Millie told her husband.
"I'm not panicking, because hellquakes dont happen."
"Pull yourself together, man!" Blitzø shook Moxxie like crazy before slapping him against the wall.
"Dof!" As soon as Moxxie hit the wall, a coiled up jumble of cables smashed through from the outside, burying Moxxie in rubble.
Poch and Jack drew their weapons and slid to the front of the hole, battle ready.
An old red red imp in a Coat, hat, and a spandex suit, came in, pulled in by his cable like tendrils. "Do not be afraid!" He said. He had a handlebar mustache, green boots and gloves, a green spiral on his chest, and loopy green glasses.
"Please tell me you have insurance?" Blitzø asked.
"Who are you and what do you want!?" Jack demanded.
"And get off Moxxie!" Millie told him.
"I am Loopty Goopty," the imp named Loopty, looped around to get behind Blitzø, "inventor of all things loopty and loopish!"
"What?" Poch said, confused and sheathing his dagger.
"Coulda just used the door dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing," Loona told him.
"I am eccentric," Loopty said, broadly getting into Loonas space, making her back up, before backing up and wiggle waving, "and therefore must do eccentric shit!"
"Couldn't you have eccentrically entered through the front door?" Poch asked.
Millie was pulling the bricks off Moxxie, pulling him out. "You ok hun?"
"Im...fine…" Moxxie groaned in pain.
"Mox may need some treatment," Jack analysed, "anyways, what are you here for?"
"Well," Loopty Started, "I died a few hours ago, found your ad, and then traveled my way here!"
"Where we have a functioning front door," Poch said.
Loopty hushed Poch. "Shut up dear furry!"
Poch whipped out his dagger and held it to Loopty's wrist. "Call me that again and you be Loopty one handed Goopty."
"Eh," he retracted his hand, "noted. Anyways," he pulled out a photo of a man in Goggles and a suit like Loopty's but without the green, "this is who I want you to kill!"
Blitzø took the photo. "Not even a shits length of time and hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that kinda passion!" He approached Loopty with an outstretched hand. "I'm Blitzø the o is silent!"
Loopty shook his hand. "What o?"
"Aww thank you, so what the T sis?"
"The t?" Loopty was confused.
"Yeah, why we killing this guy, I mean what did he do to you?"
"He was...my business partner! You see, I wasn't always an old man! My partner, Lyle, and I ran Lyle Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process! We called it the de-age-ifier!"
"Creative." Poch commented.
"It could've saved all three trillionaires!"
"Horse shit, there's more than three!" Jack doubted, sitting Moxxie down.
"Unfortunately, we forgot to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set forward! By the time we-"
"Woah woah woah, hold up!" Poch cut in. "Lemme get this straight… you made a de-age-ifier...and gave it the option to agify?"
"Yes!"
"Wouldn't that make it an age modifier?"
"It was a precaution just in case we went too far back. As I was saying, by the time we managed to get out, it was too late! At least… for me! Now that evil sunnuva bitch is gonna take over the empire we built together, and without me to share it with, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit!"
"Still call bullshit on that!" Jack shouted.
"Eh, that's not really evil," Blitzø said.
"It's evil towards me!" Loopty said as a matter of factly.
"So like...how do you know he's alive?" Poch asked.
"Huh?"
"You said you want him killed, so that means you think he's alive. How do you know?"
"As I was slipping away from life, I saw the doors open and help arrived, but it was already too late for me! Right before I died I heard someone say he was alive!"
"Really? Huh."
"Now get your crimson asses up above and send that no good heartless son of a bitch to hell, where he belongs!"
"Y-y-you do know Poopty-" Blitzø started.
"Loopty!"
"Of course, of course! If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you realize you'll be stuck with him for the rest of your afterlife."
"Oh trust me," from his back came four cable tendrils with weapons saws and blasters on them, "I'm counting on it!"
"That's...kinda hot." Moxxie commented.
"Well, we'll take your hit Mr Loopy!" Blitzø told them.
"Loopty!"
"Right, Loopty! Well get on that assasination!"
"Thank you!"
"Now follow me to my office to sort out your payment and all that while the others get ready." Blitzø took Loopty to his office.
"Cmon Moxxie." Millie took Moxxie's hand and helped him up.
"I'm alright now," Moxxie said, limping slightly.
Poch and Loona went back to Sniper Elite. "So about those nut shots," Loona brought back up.
"Oh yeah! See that guy over there?" Poch pointed to an enemy far away.
"That guy?"
"Yeah. Just aim between his legs and bust a cap in his balls."
"He's a bit too far. Lemme get closer."
"No no, just-" Poch reached with his right arm then cringed, forgetting for a brief moment that his arm was broken, "h-hang on." He got up and got to Loona right, placing his left hand on top of hers on the mouse. "Move it right here," he moved the retical to a position slightly above her target, "that should work. Fire."
She clicked and shot. She was greeted with an X-Ray of the bullet going through the man's testicles. "Nice!"
"Yeah," Poch cringed, "seeing that still sometimes makes me cross my legs."
"If it makes you feel better, I kinda felt that."
Poch smirked at her. "Bet you're glad to be a girl in these situations."
"A little."
"You two are adorable," Jack commented.
Poch glared at Jack. "Don't make me give you a second black eye."
"The first one was still unjustified!"
"Don't call me a cute shy hellhound then."
"Yeah, he's just a cute hellhound," Loona smirked.
"Yea- hey!" Poch blushed.
"Aww you're blushing."
"Yeah well you're still the cuter one, and sexy to boot!"
Loona blushed hard and was taken back.
Poch realised what he said and turned red. "So uh...wanna go for another nut shot?"
"S-sure."
"I can show you how to get a triple nut shot with one bullet."
"How? That sounds impossible."
"A certain someone managed to do it."
When Poch said that Jack began to think about that someone. 'Wonder how she's doing…'
Blitzø came in. "Alright, we're heading out to Bakers street!"
'Wait that's close to-'
"Bakers street? That place is populated and you don't have disguises!" Loona criticized. "You'll be exposed!"
"It's fine, we got disguises."
"You do?" Jack, Poch, and Loona said in unison.
"Yeah, bought them last night! Found a good wig."
"Oh so you got a cheap kind. Why not just have Loona teach you how?" Poch asked.
"It wouldn't work, cause I'm a hellhound, the spell's different." Loona explained.
"Oh."
"We'll be fine, we got makeup too!" Blitzø clarified.
"This is gonna go poorly." Loona groaned.
"Hey uh...mind if I come with?" Jack asked.
"No offense Jack but I think we can handle this on our own." Blitzø answered.
"I know but...I just wanna...do some earthly sightseeing. Plus, I'll be nearby if anything goes wrong."
"We can speed dial Poch for that."
"Yeah but," he leaned in close to whisper in Blitzø's ear, "he and Loona are gaming together and you know how much she likes being with him."
"That is true," Blitzø whispered back.
"So how bout it?"
"Hmmm sure! You can come!" Blitzø returned to normal volume.
"Sweet!" Jack cheered in his normal volume.
Blitzø, Millie, Moxxie, and Jack all came out the gate. The imps wore terrible disguises while Jack was in his human form wearing a brown hood. His human form had dark white skin, red spiky hair, and green eyes.
"Welp, have fun," Jack told them, "call me if ya need me."
"Take care Jack!" Millie waved him off.
"Now which bus do we take?" Moxxie asked, looking at his phone.
Jack walked up to the white steps to the brown front door of the two story apartment, making sure his head was covered. The brickwork was brown, and windows were covered by red blinds. Jack rang the bell a few times.
"Who is it?" Called out a female voice from behind.
"Someone who's gonna shove your hand so far down your throat that you'll be shitting your own fingers, if you don't open up!" Jack shouted.
"..." the rush of footsteps were head coming up to the door. It swung open. A woman five inches shorter than Jack with white skin, short blonde hair, green eyes, size B breast, and an average shaped body and waist. She wore a black shirt and jean shorts and was smiling wildly. "Jack!"
"Hey Nala!"
Nala tightly hugged Jack, not getting his arm, thankfully. "Hey bro!" She pulled back and pulled him in, moving into the living room. "Haven't seen you in a while! How've you been!? Also what happened to your arm!?"
Jack closed the door. "Been well, broke my arm in a recent Cleansing fight...look I know I'm taking a risk seeing you now, especially with things not...squared away...but I just had to-"
Nala put her finger in his lips, hushing him. "Shut up, turn imp, take off that jacket, and help me with dinner!" She smiled. "I know you were cautious getting here, plus I'm glad you came! I missed you too!" She went to the kitchen.
"Heh," Jack removed his jacket and turned to his demon form, "what I do to deserve a sister like you?"
"Get lucky. Now come help me cut this shit up!"
"Whatcha making?" Jack walked into the kitchen. The counters were marble black and there was an island in the middle. Next to the stove was a broiling crockpot and on the stove was a boiling pot.
"Pork stew." She pulled out two cutting boards and set them beside each other. "I'm adding bacon to it, so grab it out of the oven and start chopping while I get the potatoes."
"We could...or we could have Dust do it with the new way I learned how to use him."
"Oh?"
"What needs to be done?"
"I need to cut the potatoes inside the pot and add them to the crock along with minced bacon."
"Any seasonings?"
"Nah, already added. Just need to add and let sit for like twenty minutes."
"Dust can do that!" He wrote for his shadow demon. "Dust!"
Nala watched the forming of her brother's shadow demon with awe. "Maybe its cause it's been a while since I've seen your shadow demon, but it's still cool as fuck seeing them appear!"
"Hah! You ain't seen nothing yet!" He stretched his hand out. "Shadow Moxxie!" Dust took the form of Moxxie.
"Whoa! When could you do that?"
"Recently learned it!" He turned to shadow Moxxie. "Alright Mox, mince the bacon in the oven, dice the potatoes in the pot, add them to the crock pot and then set the timer on the microwave for twenty minutes!"
Shadow Moxxie thumbed up before starting what it was told.
"There. Now let's catch up, Nals! To the dining room!" They took the left exit of the kitchen to enter the dining room. Jack sat at the round wooden table with Nala sitting across.
"So who's Moxxie and don't you need to be guiding Dust?"
"Moxxie's a coworker at my new job. As for Dust, he's in autonomous mode, something I found I can have him do based off my vision."
"Vision?"
"Yeah, basically how I've seen a person with what they do in certain situations, how they act, yada yada, that's how I can have it do certain things as if it was them in the first place. Pretty cool right?"
"Way cool! So what's this job?"
"Well...don't flip but...it's as an assassin."
"What!?" Her eyes went wide.
"Lemme explain. There are these demons in hell that want revenge on those that wronged them, who are equally huge pieces of shit. We've never gone after a good person, just people who deserved it! Heck even went after some douches who killed a guy protecting his sister!"
"...you promise not to kill someone who doesn't deserve it?"
"Exterminators honor!" He swore on his heart.
"You know what'll happen if you break that promise without a reason right?"
"Oh I know Nala, trust me!"-
"...alright," she sighed, "I don't like it but I trust you, dear brother." She smiled.
Jack breathed in relief. "Thanks sis."
"You're welcome. Now tell me about thes coworkers."
"Well first off there's Moxxie! He's a wimpy, nerdy, imp but he's great with guns and he's super reliable and all around a nice dude! Then there's his wife Millie, an energetic Texan imp! Dust can form her too! She's funny, kickass, a wild one with a knife, yet such a kind girl, especially Moxxie!"
"And those two are married?"
"Yeah!"
"They must make a dynamic duo!"
"Like you wouldn't believe!"
"Who else is there?"
"There's the main imp in charge, the one and only Blitzø with a silent O!"
"O?"
"Its at the end. Anyways hes the creator of the Immediat Murder Professionals business! I.M.P. for short."
"Ah, I see the pun. Clever bitch!"
"Right! He's banging this owl dude, who he totally has feelings for, to use this book that allows him in the living world to do his business! He's got some awesome classic guns, he's a chaotic force to be reckoned with, an awesome boss all around, and a good dad!"
"He's a dad?"
"Yep! This leads us to the final member of the I.M.P., Loona! She's a hellhound Blitzø adopted and get this! She and Poch have really hit it off! There nearly inseparable at this point!"
"Oooh Poch's got a girlfriend!"
"Not quite, but there's obvious chemistry and it's obviously growing! Right now I got a bet with Blitzø on who's gonna confess first! I bet Loona!"
"Can I get in on this bet?"
"Sure! Who do you think is gonna confess first?"
"I'm gonna bet on Poch! Unlike you, I got faith in him!"
"And unlike me, you're gonna lose this bet!"
"I don't know, I've always been pretty good with winning bets against you."
"Good, not perfect!"
"Tomato tamato….but it sounds like Poch has gotten a lot better."
"Yeah, I don't care who confesses first, I'm just glad they've met."
"Same...now about your arm."
"Oh! Well recently there was a Cleansing that had a boss that me and Pocho tag teamed! It was a giant face and it chomped my arm right here," he pointed at the spot his arm was bitten, "and it hurt like hell! It'll heal in a week but Poch got it worse off."
"What happened to him?"
"He learned something new with his chaos blade. It's an energy slash we called it the chaos slash but it increases the feedback majorly! He did it twice and messed up his arm!"
"Shit! Which arm was it?"
"His right."
"Your left, his right, I now dub thee a pair!" Nala laughed.
"Hah!" The timer dinged. "Food's done!"
"That it is, dear brother!" Nala got up along with Jack, walking to the kitchen where shadow Moxxie stood.
"Oh right, I didn't give him anything else to do. That'll be all Mox!" Shadow Moxxie gave Jack a thumbs up before dispersing.
"Wouldn't he have just...served it to us?"
"Not unless I gave him that directive. Think of it like giving an AI commands."
"Oh."
"Now let's eat!" He reached for the crock pot before geting hisnhands slapped by Nala. "Ouch!"
"Let it cool off first, dumbass!"
"I'm an imp, I'm fire proof to earthly flames so thus this shit is nothing!"
"Uh-huh, so you were just gonna be an inconsiderate ass and eat MY food in front of me?"
"...I uh...sorry."
"Better be." She smirked. "Never forget who's place this is!"
"I helped pay."
"Barely."
Jack's phone rang. It was Blitzø. "Hello?" He said as he answered. "...right now?...why do I hear gunshots?...where are you?...oh that's pretty close by...sure but I gotta make it quick….alrighty see you then!" He hung up. "Hey Nala, boss needs me right now. He's like seven minutes away so I'll be back quick."
"Oh, you were on the job?"
"No, I wasn't needed for this one but I asked to tag along so as not to call in a gate and it was close by."
"Ah ok. We'll be back soon!"
"Sure thing!"
A piano fell on the old body of Lyle Lipton, killim him. The I.M.P. imps were tangled up in broken steel beam and smirked at the small Angel's above them. There was a human looking one in red overalls, and a yellow striped shirt, with red pompadour hair. Next to him was a lavender sheep in a bow tie, a blue shirt, and purple pants. He had lavender eyes as well. On the human Angels other side was a yellow sheep with red irises and a purple pupil. Her hair was puffy like the other sheepskin and she wore a yellow sundress with red trailings on the edge, a red ribbon around her neck, and yellow heels.
"Hah! You did our job for us!" Moxxie gloated.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my goood!" The purple sheep exasperated.
The yellow sheep slapped him. "Get a hold of yourself Collin! and do not," she got into his face, "use the lord's name in vain!"
"This isn't over!" the human angel declared at the time before making a portal to go through. Once they entered there was a flash and they were pushed out.
A deer angel came out followed by some other Angel's. "Yeah no, I'm afraid you can't come back in."
"What!?"
"Yeah," she took out a clipboard, "seems like your actions caused the death of a human, so you're not allowed back in, yeah nooo." She smiled sweetly while delivering the news.
Jack busted through the front door with Dust summoned and in the form of four blades, wielding his scythe. "Time to exter-" he surveyed the area and saw an empty room with a crushed old man, a knocked out opera singer, and a bunch of Angels, "-minate?" Jack rose up. "Wasted that catchphrase." He dismissed Dust.
The deer Angel's face went pale along with her cohorts. "A-a-an exterminator!?"
"They did have one!" The angel named Collin gasped.
"How'd you swine g-" the other sheep angel looked to where the imps were supposed to be but apparently they already left.
"Sup," Jack waved.
"A-anyways, you're banned from heaven! Sorry not sorry, bye!" The deer rushed to the heavenly portal with her allies and closed it.
"W-wait!" He reached out but missed the gate as soon as it closed. He shivered before bawling his eyes out.
"What are we gonna do now!?" The yellow angel questioned, tearing up.
"Is there a way to get back!?" Collin asked.
"I-I-I don't...kno-ho-hoooow!" The human angel cried out.
'Hm...no clue what the fucks going on but maybe I can get some answers.' Jack thought. "Uh excuse me." He jumped onto the stadium.
Then all looked at Jack and then shriveled in fear. "Oh no! We forgot about him!" Collin yelled.
"Run!" The human angel cried out. They all flew away.
"Wait!" Jack grabbed the two sheeps with his tail and unbroken arm, holding them back.
"Ah! He's got us! Cletus help!" The yellow sheep cried out.
The angel named Cletus looked back, fought with himself on whether to help them or not, and ultimately bailed, flying out a vent.
"Clestus!"
"Keenie… he ditched us…" Collin said, unable to process what happened.
"That's a dick move," Jack said.
Collin and Keenie looked at Jack, terrified. "Wait! Please don't kill us, mister exterminator!" Collin begged.
"Yeah, we're not your targets! We're just regular angels!" Keenie added.
"I know. I'm not gonna hurt you," Jack told him.
"Lies! We know you exterminators are trying to help the demon monsters conquer the mortal realm!"
"Keenie, shut up!" Collin pleaded with his friend.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Jack asked.
"Oh don't play dumb! We know what you guys are planning!"
"Yeah. Protecting humans, and now those in hell, from being killed by Angels in the name of bullshit purity."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Collin asked.
"Ugh. Look, how about we just talk. I feel like there's some misunderstandings here so how bout we talk about this over some stew?"
"He's gonna cook us!" Keenie exclaimed.
"I don't think that's what he means." Collin admitted.
"Collin, he's a demon, and exterminator no less, you can't trust him!"
"If he wanted us dead then he'd have already killed us."
"Ugh that's so like you!"
"What's that supposed to mean?" He asked, taking offense.
While they were arguing Jack wrapped them up in his tail and gave Blitzø a call. "Hey boss?...where are you?...what do you mean you left as soon as the other angels came?...what shit was there to deal with, you coulda just hid on the side….well can you wait a bit for me? I'm trying to get something done real quick….i'll let you use my scythe again….sweet! Text you later."
"Well atleast I'm kind enough not to break someone's heart over just being a different species!" Collin bickered at Keenie.
"It's called a preference you..you...Jackass!" Keenie yelled.
"Normally I'd pay to see this but can yall cool it? I cant use my disguise yet and I'd rather your yelling draw attention to me as I'm roof jumping." He called Nala. "Hey Nala? Can you make room for two more at the table?"
Jack sat Collin and Keenie across from each other at the table while Nala set a bowl of food in front of them.
"This looks good," Collin complemented.
"It's probably poisoned!" Keenie accused. She got whacked in the head by a slapping fan Nala had. "Ow!"
"Disrespect the food, you get slapped," Nala smiled.
"So how'd you coerce this human to do your bidding!" Keenie questioned Jack. She got hit again. "Ow!"
"Disrespect my brother, you got whacked."
"Brother?" Collin asked after his first bite, "you two are related?" He swallowed. "This is really good by the way."
"Thank you, Collin!"
"Course there not related, Collin, if they were then that means he's a Passed, and Passed can't return to the human world!"
"No, we're related," Jack told them.
"How!? That's impossible!" She got whacked again. "Ouch! what I do!?"
"You're not eating," Nala said, preparing another hit.
"Ok ok fine!" She started eating. "...it's not bad.." she didn't wanna admit it was delicious.
"Now then. How bout you explain this whole demon monster biz?" Jack asked.
"Well…"
A few minutes later
"So lemme get this straight. You think the royals of hell created demon monsters to possess those on earth and the only way to counter it is by heaven creating their own heavenly monsters to kill them?" Jack asked.
"Yes." Collin answered.
"That's horeshit!"
"Oh yeah! Prove it!" Keenie challenged.
"Two words. Holy. Blight."
"What?"
"I'll take it from here Jack," Nala said. She took out her phone and brought up something. "Read this." She showed it to Collin and Keenie who leaned in to get a better look.
"What is that?"
"Wait...that timing…" Collin surmised.
"I-it's obviously something the exterminators cooked up as a cover up, or to shift blame!"
"Keenie look at the earliest date!"
She looked. "N-no…"
"And look where the cases dropped." Nala scrolled down.
"That's when-...wait what!?"
"This doesn't make sense! This is different from what we were told!" Collin said in confusion, trying to wrap his head around this new info.
"But if that happened before….and if it went down with….what!?"
"Jack...since they're not allowed in heaven anymore do you...think it's ok to tell them about the exterminators? And before you say "I haven't even told boss yet '' take into consideration how they're more involved in this and the fact that makes it harder to tell Blitzø is because he's a demon. They're not demons."
"What are you talking about?" Keenie asked.
Jack sighed. "Why you always gotta be right?" He looked at the Angel's. "Alright, what I'm gonna explain is gonna no doubt blow your minds so listen closely."
"We're listening," Collin told him.
Jack met up with Blitzø and the others later, not telling them about the Angel's, before heading back to I.M.P. where Loona and Poch were, having just come back from the stylish occult, Loona wanting to get Poch some new threads. Blitzø explained to them what happened.
"So that's what happened!" Blitzø closed.
"So he's in heaven now?" Jack asked.
"Yep! All thanks to damn angels! What happened to them anyway?"
"Uh, no clue! I left when I noticed you weren't there. They did scream in terror when they saw me!"
"Hah! Right in that yellow bitches face!" Millie cheered.
"Sir, shouldn't we let Loopty know we failed?" Moxxie inquired.
"Oh I did already through texts cause texts don't make people angry." Blitzø told him.
Moxxie looked outside and quickly rolled back into Jack, avoiding the elevator that crashed through the wall. Down came Loopty. "BLITZØ!" He called out.
"Loopty!" Blitzø sweated, "we can explain!"
Jack grabbed Moxxie and wheeled them both back, avoiding the second escalator that crashed through. Down came an old looking demon with a round body, that also acted as a wheel, a top hat, with a white mustache, a dress top, and green gloves. It was Lyle Lipton.
"Lyle Lipton!" Millie and Blitzø exclaimed in surprise.
"Yall seriously surprised?" Poch asked, not even phased.
"Thanks Jack," Moxxie thanked.
"No prob." Jack replied.
As Lyle explained how he got there, it being an obvious reason, and Loopty thanked them for reuniting the two, Poch walked up to Jack. "So what did you do with the angels?"
"I'll explain later," Jack whispered, "but may have gotten us some winged allies."
"And how was Nala?"
"She bet that you'd confess to Loona first."
"..." Poch deadpanned, pulled his fist back, and gave Jack a second black eye.
End
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