AN: Okay, I'm here with chapter 7 which as you can tell is an adaptation of the episode #BurritoBucket and yes I will be doing the episodes in chronological order even though I am aware that the episodes are technically out of order I just find it easier that way. Unlike the other episodes I did this adaptation will be a lot different than the actual episode mainly because this chapter will introduce the very first main Marvel villain as the first main DC villain was introduced in the previous chapter, and just to clarify the villain in this chapter will NOT be paired with Star Sapphire I have assigned certain Marvel characters to be paired with certain DC characters but that will be revealed in the future, I'll explain more at the bottom. On with the Chapter.
#BurritoBucket
In the city of Metropolis was arguably one of the greatest fast food restaurants of all Burrito Bucket and a certain red headed employee was determined to be the best employee ever.
"In a world hungry for justice, where citizens thirst for righteousness, and yearn for the taste of freedom, one woman is there to serve them the liberty they so desperately crave. And also Burrito's, buckets and buckets of burrito's." Babs said in a dark voice while putting her uniform on as if it was her superhero outfit.
"Hey Babs!" the red headed girl then broke out of her dark trance and went back to her usual cheerful self as she turned to see her friend Peter enter holding a camera.
"Oh! Hey Peter!" Babs greeted him kindly.
"How's your new job at Burrito Bucket going?" Peter asked
"Oh, it's the best!" Babs said with pure happiness with stars in her eyes. "Hey, what's with the camera?" Babs asked curiously.
"Oh, it's just for my job back in New York I take pictures of Spiderman and send them to my boss J. Jonah Jameson at the Daily Bugle."
"Wow, so you practically get paid to take selfies, that's pretty cool!" Babs complimented but Peter just sighed.
"Not really, you see Jameson always prints articles that declare me a 'menace' which isn't very good, but, hey I still make good money." Peter said with some small optimism.
"Gordon!" A stern voice spoke up as Babs immediately changed to a saluting position as if she were in the Navy.
"Buenos dias, Shane." Babs greeted as her boss showed up.
"That's Mr. O'Shaughnessy to you! And you're late again!" O'Shaughnessy said sternly
"I am?" Babs asked confused.
"Yes! It's the sixth time this week and it's only Monday!" he said upset. Just then a teenage boy with black hair wearing a black leather jacket, matching jeans, biker gloves and black boots walked in and made his way over to the register shoving Peter in the process. Babs was about to take his order but Shane stopped and did it for her, clearly not believing she would do a good job.
"Welcome to Burrito Bucket how may I help you?" Shane asked politely.
"Yeah, I'll take a free lunch, I have a coupon." the boy said rudely slamming the the coupon on the counter Shane picked it up and examined it.
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid we can't accept this coupon, apparently it expired in March...of 2009." Shane calmly explained but the boy just became furious.
"Listen, Pal! no one says no to Brock Rumlow!" The boy yelled gesturing to himself.
"Sorry sir, but those are the rules, maybe come back when you have a good coupon." Shane suggested.
"Yeah! I'll be back." Brock said threateningly before storming out of the restaurant. Shane then turned his attention back to Babs.
"Anyway, If you're late again, you're fired!" Shane said sternly.
"Don't worry, I swear to the Burrito gods that I will be on time from now on." Babs swore as Shane left.
"Gee, and I thought my boss was a jerk." Peter said to himself
Babs was then in the kitchen preparing food when she glanced out the window and noticed something, she saw a man wearing what looked like a bullet proof vest with black jeans and boots as well as fingerless gloves and a mask with a skull on it, "Suspicious." Babs said looking at him, the masked man then cracked his knuckles and ripped the doors of the bank next door right off the hinges and walked in. Babs then knew that he was planning to rob the bank and knew she had to do something.
"Mr. O'Shaughessy!" Babs yelled for her boss.
"What is it Gordon?!" Shane asked annoyed
"Bathroom break, it's an emergency!" Babs said as an excuse.
"Two minutes, one second late and your fired!" Shane said sternly.
Babs set a timer grabbed Peter, who was having lunch there at the time, and changed into their Superhero outfits before heading to the bank.
Batgirl and Spiderman then arrived at the bank and confronted the masked robber.
"Fear not citizens of Metropolis for Batgirl and Spiderman are here to put a stop to this evil doing." Batgirl stated as the masked robber turned to them.
"Heh, heh, heh you better walk out while you still can, name's Crossbones and they call me that because I'm known for breaking them." Crossbones stated pounding his fist against his hand.
"We're not intimidated at all, you're going down." Spiderman declared.
"that's right give up now you foolish fiend, you nefarious nimrod, for now is the time to- oh, no time's almost up!" Batgirl said as her watch beeped.
"Go on batgirl, I'll take care of him." Spiderman said as Batgirl nodded and went back to work.
Crossbones then charged at Spiderman who shot some webs at the ceiling to jump over him, delivering a back kick in the process knocking the masked bad guy down. Spiderman the shot some webs to tie him up like rope, the crowd as Spiderman bowed in thanks before leaving however Crossbones managed to easily break free.
"Three..two...one!" Shane said just as Babs came back in just under the wire.
"Senor O'Shaughnssey could I have my 15 minute break early today? Like... right now?" Babs asked nervously but Shane refused leaving Babs to use the excuse of having to take the trash out with Shane only giving her one minute.
Batgirl then went back to the bank and through the garbage bag at Crossbones. "Time to take out the trash." Batgirl quipped.
"Seriously, that line has been done to death ." Crossbones said annoyed However batgirl was called away back and fourth from her job prompting her to use various excuses to get back, until finally she got an idea and called to friends of hers, "Flash, Ironheart I need your help."
"We're on it Flash said from the other line as he and Ironheart entered the bank only to get over powered by crossbones and tied up.
"Oh, no!" Babs yelled in suprise. luckily Spiderman dropped in and took care of it.
Babs was attempting to fill an order for 100 buckets when suddenly Crossbones walked in carrying the three other heroes all tied up and approached the counter when Shane answered.
"Welcome to burrito bucket sir how may I-" Shane was interrupted when Crossbones put down the three heroes and grabbed him by the shirt.
"Give me all the burritos you got, for free!" He yelled. as Babs quickly finished the order she snuck away changed into Batgirl and untied them.
Meanwhile, Shane was so intimidated by the masked robber that he passed out. "Wake up you little-" Crossbones was interuppted when Batgirl spoke up.
"Time to take you down for good, Crossbones." Batgirl said before throwing a Bat-er-ang at him then Spiderman shot webbing at his feet tripping him.
Batgirl then threw her ropes at him while Spiderman used more webbing to make sure he couldn't escape this time, as The Flash and Ironheart took him to jail. Babs changed back into her uniform. as Shane woke up.
"Uh, what happened, Gordon, you're fired!" Shane yelled.
"What, why?" Babs asked confused
"Because, you didn't finish the orders." Shane said
"Uh, yes I did," Babs said as Shane counted 100, just as was ordered.
"Yes, she did her job something You didn't do!" Peter spoke up defending his friend
"What are you talking about?" Shane asked
"Well, if you look at these photos of you sleeping on the job!" Peter showed him his camera of Shane passed out on the desk. "Now if would be so kind as to rehire my friend here, I'll make sure that your boss doesn't look at these." Peter said as Shane sweated nervously.
"Uh, Gordon you're rehired." Shane said as he nervously walked back into the office.
"Thanks for helping me out Peter, your boss was wrong about you as well, you are a hero." Babs said as she kissed Peter on the cheek causing him to blush.
AN: Well, chapter 7 is done, sorry if it seemed a little rushed. Anyway as for the pairings they will be revealed later but each villain of the of the bad guy team will be introduced in certain chapters. stay tuned.
