"Now… who's next?" Piss grinned at the wide-eyed campers, all of whom wanted to avoid the same fate as Picollo.
Johnny looked down the cliff and turned over to Chase, "Well, you know what they say, ladies first!" Johnny pushed Chase to the edge of the cliff.
"I'm not jumping off that! Did you see what happened to the clown!?" Chase ran back to the safe side of the cliff, "How about you jump off of it?"
"I'm not jumping off until I know that my sexy physique is safe and sound, so I'll need you to test it!" Johnny retorted.
"Kaz just proved it was safe earlier!" Chase argued back, "So you can jump!"
"Picollo just got injured from jumping!" Johnny yelled, "I'm not doing it unless you do it!"
While the two idiots were arguing over who's jumping first, Austin sat and sighed to himself, "A'hm surrounded by Idiots." Austin looked over at the duo, "Hey! Ahr one awf y'ahwl gonna jump or you gonna may-uk us wait another eight months?" Austin asked the two. [1]
"First off, it was three months because of the Pissmas special," Chase yelled, "And second off, who asked for your input?"
"Yeah shut up Clint Eastwood!" Johnny yelled at Austin as well.
"Oh forget this." Austin mumbled to himself, completely losing his accent, almost like he never had that accent to begin with… ooooo… plot twists! Austin then immediately ran to the edge and jumped off, doing a cannonball on his way down. "Thair, it's safe, now ya 'ave no excuses!" Austin yelled up at the two.
"Well, I'm still not jumping!" Chase crossed his arms, "I don't wanna end up like Picollo!"
"Oh you are jumping!" Johnny crossed his arms.
"Make me!" Chase shouted.
With that request, Johnny immediately grabbed Chase by the throat and dangled him over the edge of the cliff, "You're jumping." Johnny threatened Chase as he loosened his grip.
"Ah, screw you, you albino looking ass!" Chase insulted as Johnny tossed him straight into the water.
"AHHHHHHH!" Chase screamed out as he fell into the safe zone of the water, "Johnny, I'm going to murder you with my bare hands for that!" Chase threatened.
"Shut up!" Johnny shouted back before getting a confident look on his face, "I'd say this one's for the ladies." Johnny looked over at the girls on the cliff, "But they aren't my type." Johnny snapped his fingers as he landed in the safe zone and immediately swam to shore.
Chase spat out a bit of water from his mouth, "Johnny you dick!" Chase swam to shore, where Johnny was laughing at him.
"Hey it worked didn't it?" Johnny shrugged as Chase walked towards him.
Johnny raised his arms up, "Hoho... mukatta kuruno ka? Nigetsu ni kono Johnny no chikazuite kuruno ka? Sekkaku sofu no josefu ga watashi no za warudo no shotai o shiken shuryo chaimu chokuzen made mondai o hodoite iru jukensei no yona hisshi koita kibun de oshiete kureta to iu no ni." Johnny asked Chase as he got closer. [2]
"Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na." Chase replied.
Johnny smirked, "HOHO! Dewa juubun chikaz-" Johnny was then cut off by Chase kicking him in the groin.
"That's for throwing me off of a cliff you asshole!" Chase yelled at Johnny as he fell over in pain.
"Ya guy's dun yet?" Austin asked as he and Kaz got to the shore.
"For now…" Johnny kept his legs crossed in pain, "But I'm gonna kill him later…" Johnny groaned.
"Sure you will." Chase rolled his eyes at Johnny's statement.
Back at the top of the cliff, it was now Team DereDereDere's turn to jump off, with most of the members looking confident about their chances.
"Well, this doesn't look too tough." Elodie confidently, "But I'm gonna have to be stylish before I jump, so someone else go before me so I can set this up." Elodie pulled out a few mechanical parts, before sitting on the ground and putting them together.
"Oh my." Alissa looked down at the bottom of the cliff, where there were numerous sharp spikes waiting below, "If I get an injury like that I might…" Alissa let out a moan that got all of her teammate's attention, "I gotta hit that!" Alissa excitedly leapt off of the cliff and into the spikes below… except she missed by a long shot and landed on a trampoline that saved her from any injuries.
"Oh come on!" Alissa shouted, "Why is there even a trampoline here!?" Alissa growled before jumping into the water and swimming to shore.
"Uh," Sophie looked over at Courage, who was looking down at the water, "What are you doing?"
"I'm wooking fow my wong wost wovew mw obwama! he's gotta be hewe somewhewe!" Courage responded, "But i cawn't seem tuwu find him, how sad." Courage sighed.
"Um…" Sophie raised an eyebrow, "Alright, I guess."
"Are you two jumping or not?" Elodie looked up from the machine she had on the ground.
"Of Couwse!" Courage smiled as she stopped looking around and leaped off of the cliff, she didn't land in the safe zone but who really cares about that, it didn't have any real importance in the canon show so it doesn't matter.
"Uh, yeah, I guess." Sophie flipped off of the cliff, "Get bent Piss!" Sophie yelled out as she fell down the cliff and into the water.
"Well that leaves the two of us." Becky smiled as she walked towards the edge of the cliff, "But if Piss wants me to jump," Becky jumped straight to the safe zone of the water.
"And…" Elodie finished the bomb that she was creating, "Done!" Elodie grinned, "See ya!" Elodie did a salute as she activated the bomb and it launched her off of the cliff, while sending glitter everywhere. Elodie hit the water with a massive cannonball, "I dare somebody to beat that!" Elodie cockily shouted as she swam over to shore.
"And it looks like everyone on DereDereDere jumped off, good job you guys." Piss clapped as he turned to the final team, "Now it's up to you guys to tie the game, but feel free to take as long as you need jump off of the cliff, we gotta hit a specific word count and, you know, this challenge is really boring to write so if you could, like, filler it out or something that would be appreciated." Piss told Team We Needed A Third One.
"Of course we'll all jump." Repsac slowly stepped off of the cliff and walked off the edge, slowly floating down the whole way to the water. "Alright, you guys are up." Repsac simply stated as he bobbed up and down in the water.
"Aha!" Caleb dashed off of the cliff to follow Repsac, "I've gotten proof of your supernaturality! No human being can float down like that!" Caleb jumped off the cliff, only for him to slowly float down as well, "Oh come on! Since when!?" Caleb complained as he dipped into the water.
"Hmm, how should I do this?" Maddie tapped her chin as she sat at the top of the cliff.
Caleb looked up and noticed Maddie standing there. "Are you gonna jump or are you chicken? Bawk Bawk!" Caleb mocked Maddie, as she stood still.
"I ain't no chicken!" Maddie walked back and then bolted to the edge of the cliff, without even a moment to think of what she was doing, Maddie jumped straight off the cliff and prepared to do a cannonball right into the safe zone.
"AH!" Caleb desperately swam out of the way, terrified of getting hit by the glutton's cannonball.
Maddie hit the water with enough force to create a beam of water that went straight up to the clifftop.
"Oh thank god she missed me!" Caleb sighed in relief as he heard a loud rumbling noise coming from under the water, "Oh god, what now?"
The rumbling turned louder and louder until eventually, you could hear a loud cracking noise. After the crack faded away, everything remained silent.
Maddie poked her head up from under the water, "See? I told you I ain't no chicken!"
"What did you do?" Caleb stared wide-eyed at Maddie.
"I dunno." Maddie shrugged before swimming off to the shore, where Caleb decided to follow.
The camera then shot all the way into space, where it was revealed that Maddie's cannonball cracked the earth into two.
"WE INTERUPT YOUR CHAPTER OF DRAMA ISLAND TOTAL TO BRING YOU PISS JUICE!" An announcer suddenly popped up on screen as he held out a bottle of some unknown liquid with a very cheap looking label on it, "DRINK IT AND YOU BECOME OMNIPOTENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
"Please… no more piss juice!" A voice cried from off screen.
"SHUT UP YOU!" The announcer shouted at the voice, "PISS JUICE IS ALSO THE BEST DRINK EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF , YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! NOW BACK TO YOUR SHOW!"
*FRESH NOTE* I gotta pad the chapter somehow... but it would be kinda funny if we just skipped like half of the episode ngl... let's do that. Let's just say that everyone else jumped, and Beta Male lost that part cuz Johnny threw Chase off the cliff. Look this challenge is boring as fuck guys, give me a break.
Team Beta Male sat in front of a completed hot tub that Austin built for them, with it being a very tall hot tub that was being held together by duct tape and glue.
"Are you sure you built this correctly?" Kaz raised an eyebrow while looking at the ten foot tall hot tub Austin had built.
"Of course it's accordingg-ta hoyle! Reality hosts love stuff like this!" Austin wiped some sweat off his forehead.
"It just looks kinda off," Kaz pointed out a leak in the hot tub, "See? It's leaking."
"Well I vote we throw Chase in to make sure it works!" Johnny picked Chase up.
"Let go of me!" Chase kicked Johnny in the legs.
"Hey guys," A voice said unenthusiastically, the camera panned over to reveal that the voice was coming from Picollo, "I'm back from the hospital."
"Oh hey Picollo." Kaz waved at his teammate, "Doctors must be really good nowadays, that was a very speedy recovery."
Picollo shook his head, "I just heal very fast."
"Almost as fast as Johnny is in bed!" Chase sneered as Johnny smacked him on the head.
"Hey!" Chase smacked Johnny across the face in response for hitting him, only for Johnny to grab him by the throat.
Johnny glared straight into Chase's soul, "You dare touch my hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful, pleasant, good-looking, alluring, prepossesing, handsome, winsome, glamourous, irresistable, stunning, graceful, elegant, exquisite, divine, tasty, bendable, decorative, magnificent visage!? Fine! This'll teach you!" Johnny threw Chase straight into the hottub, causing it to completely break... and for it to fall onto, and crush, Picollo.
Chase got up from the rubble of the hot tub, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID JOHNNY! YOU KILLED A MAN AND KILLED OUR HOTTUB!"
"It's not my fault you started a fight!" Johnny retorted.
Austin sighed as he facepalmed, "Ah'll gitty-up may-uk another hot tub."
"UWU OWO!" Couwage yelled out as they stood outside of a hot tub that looked just like Piss McPain, "Uwu, Ywou weawwy mwade the hot tub wook weawwy gwood! My bwothew Wiww wouwd definitewy dwown in it, thwat's for sure!" Courage jumped up and down.
"Thankies!" Becky grinned as she sat outside of her work, "I made it look like the most beautiful thing in this world."
Elodie tapped her chin, "It could use a few more explosions though."
"No it doesn't!" Becky giggled, "Piss would violently murder us all if we dared scar his image!"
Sophie looked up from a Simpsons fun fact book she was reading, "Geez, he shouldn't have a cow, man."
"Yeah, explosions make everything better!" Elodie added in, only to be pat on the back by Alissa.
"Don't feel too bad about it Elodie," Alissa comforted the baker, "You can always blow me up instead!"
"Hm..." Elodie scanned Alissa, "Maybe..."
Team Beta Male sat in front of a completed hot tub that Austin built for them, with it being a very tall hot tub that was being held together by duct tape and glue.
"Are you sure you built this correctly?" Kaz raised an eyebrow while looking at the ten foot tall hot tub Austin had built.
"Of course it's accordingg-ta hoyle! Reality hosts love stuff like this!" Austin wiped some sweat off his forehead.
"It just looks kinda off," Kaz pointed out a leak in the hot tub, "See? It's leaking."
"Well I vote we throw Chase in to make sure it works!" Johnny picked Chase up.
"Let go of me!" Chase kicked Johnny in the legs.
"Hey guys," A voice said unenthusiastically, the camera panned over to reveal that the voice was coming from Picollo, "I'm back from the hospital."
"Oh hey Picollo." Kaz waved at his teammate, "Doctors must be really good nowadays, that was a very speedy recovery."
Picollo shook his head, "I just heal very fast."
"Almost as fast as Johnny is in bed!" Chase sneered as Johnny smacked him on the head.
"Hey!" Chase smacked Johnny across the face in response for hitting him, only for Johnny to grab him by the throat.
Johnny glared straight into Chase's soul, "You dare touch my hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful, pleasant, good-looking, alluring, prepossesing, handsome, winsome, glamourous, irresistable, stunning, graceful, elegant, exquisite, divine, tasty, bendable, decorative, magnificent visage!? Fine! This'll teach you!" Johnny threw Chase straight into the hottub, causing it to completely break... and for it to fall onto, and crush, Picollo.
Chase got up from the rubble of the hot tub, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID JOHNNY! YOU KILLED A MAN AND KILLED OUR HOTTUB!"
"It's not my fault you started a fight!" Johnny retorted.
Austin sighed as he facepalmed, "Ah'll gitty-up may-uk another hot tub."
Caleb scanned the hot tub that his team had built together, with it just being a simple circular shaped hot tub, "Yep! No ghosts here... except for you!" Caleb pulled out a water gun full of holy water, "I got the extra stuff this time! Die demon!" Caleb shot water at Repsac, but it still had no affect on the ghost boy, "AHHHH!" Caleb yelled in fear.
"Nice try." Repsac stared blankly at Caleb.
"Guys!" Maddie interrupted the two, "Focus! Look how good our hottub turned out!"
"Yeah..." Raven looked up at the hot tub, "It looks like something a poser could never make... good work I guess."
"I-I-It's perfect..." Larisa grabbed her arm nervously.
"Just like our team! We're gonna ride our way to victory!" Maddie confidently stated, getting a slight smile out of Larisa in response.
"And then come merge we exorcise the demon in our group! Great plan Maddie!" Caleb laughed.
Repsac just walked away from the ghost hunter in response.
"Uhh... sure?" Maddie shrugged, "Whatever makes you happy I guess."
Team Beta Male sat in front of a completed hot tub that Austin built for them, with it being a very tall hot tub that was being held together by duct tape and glue.
"Are you sure you built this correctly?" Kaz raised an eyebrow while looking at the ten foot tall hot tub Austin had built.
"Of course it's accordingg-ta hoyle! Reality hosts love stuff like this!" Austin wiped some sweat off his forehead.
"It just looks kinda off," Kaz pointed out a leak in the hot tub, "See? It's leaking."
"Well I vote we throw Chase in to make sure it works!" Johnny picked Chase up.
"Let go of me!" Chase kicked Johnny in the legs.
"Hey guys," A voice said unenthusiastically, the camera panned over to reveal that the voice was coming from Picollo, "I'm back from the hospital."
"Oh hey Picollo." Kaz waved at his teammate, "Doctors must be really good nowadays, that was a very speedy recovery."
Picollo shook his head, "I just heal very fast."
"Almost as fast as Johnny is in bed!" Chase sneered as Johnny smacked him on the head.
"Hey!" Chase smacked Johnny across the face in response for hitting him, only for Johnny to grab him by the throat.
Johnny glared straight into Chase's soul, "You dare touch my hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful, pleasant, good-looking, alluring, prepossesing, handsome, winsome, glamourous, irresistable, stunning, graceful, elegant, exquisite, divine, tasty, bendable, decorative, magnificent visage!? Fine! This'll teach you!" Johnny threw Chase straight into the hottub, causing it to completely break... and for it to fall onto, and crush, Picollo.
Chase got up from the rubble of the hot tub, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID JOHNNY! YOU KILLED A MAN AND KILLED OUR HOTTUB!"
"It's not my fault you started a fight!" Johnny retorted.
Austin sighed as he facepalmed, "Ah'll gitty-up may-uk another hot tub."
"Yeah, go do th-" Kaz stopped in the middle of his sentence, "Wait what the hell we just did this like two times now." Kaz pointed out the repetition.
"Awww!" Piss suddenly appeared in front of the group, "I was having so much fun pranking you! You ruined it!" Piss complained.
"You prick! You've been sabotaging us!" Chase pointed at Piss.
"Indeed I have, and thanks to that sabotage, DereDereDere got first in this challenge with their amazing sculpture of me while We Needed A Third Team got second with their boring hot tub! See you at the elimination ceremony!" Piss then disappeared from sight as an injured Picollo crawled out from under the hot tub, and Kaz and Autsin glared at Johnny and Chase.
FreshmEn: Dammit, that's not even close to the proper word count needed for the episode! How am I supposed to fill out the rest of this while keeping the characters as awful as ever? Think Fresh, Think!
Narrator: It was at that moment that our dear author who has a really bad problem of starting future fics early and ignoring this one entirely hatched an idea.
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TOTAL DRAMA NEW HEIGHTS ELIMINATION ORDER
22nd ~ Grace Goodness - The Pure Hearted (That's a nerd name clyde)
21st ~ Alexander Bonita - The Passionate Taxidermist (Not a real Epi oc so has to go early)
20th ~ Dwayne Monits - The Wannabe Superhero (RealPerson)
19th ~ Clara Aralc - The Backwards Lover (Learton7719)
18th ~ Tony Gunk - The Impractical Identity (Zoran_Dead_Meat)
17th ~ Bubba - Your Uncle (LikeItRuff)
16th ~ Daniel Lawarence - The Karate Nerd (SevenDeadlySinner)
15th ~ Trent Moss - The Akira Cosplayer (ThatsRuffBuddy)
14th ~ Bob Thomas - The Blank Slate
13th ~ Self Insert - The Self Insert (Truth-Or-Daring)
12th ~ Mary Sue - The Perfect Girl, In Fact The Best Girl And You Can't Say Otherwise (My Co-Writer)
11th ~ Hugh Jass - The Donkey Farmer (Notafeline)
10th ~ Your Name - Literally You (Me)
9th ~ Ligma Balls - The Frat Bro (Felying)
8th ~ Arvis Marwood - The Power-Hungry Entrepeuner (Colmillo's Boyfriend's Creator)
7th ~ Kai Kyle - The Kicking King (ClydePlayingTheDangerGameWithThoseKs)
6th ~ Mallard Beinence - The Rich Prick (FriendshipEndedWithKatieClownsAreMyFriendsNow)
5th ~ Biggus Diggus - The Roman Emperor (Ape Escape on PS2)
4th ~ Sussus Amogus - The Other Roman Emperor (My Self Insert)
3rd ~ Your Mom - Literally Your Mom (Joseph 'Joe' Matriarch)
2nd ~ Bick Digger - The Diggest Bick (A_Very_Daring_Fellow)
1st ~ Jordan - The Gay (Jordan - The Gay)
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The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. 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[ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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...Have you ever listened to Hawaii Part: 2? It's a pretty good album ngl.
( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank you( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank you( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank you( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank you( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank you( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank you( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank youyo guess what, a girl's getting eliminated next ( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , ( beatbox) pag three pataas *pumalakpak* mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus.
FreshmEn: Woah guys, it's so weird how 5k words just got added to the episode. Back to Drama Island Total.
"Well, well, well, Beta Males! You guys really messed this one up!" Piss grinned, "What do you not know how to build a hot tub out of garbage or something? It failed three times over!" Piss held up a plate of marshmallows, "On this plate, I have those white things you eat when you go camping, and if you don't receive one, you'll be gone… forever!"
"Or you just kept resetting our progress." Kaz deadpanned.
Austin and Kaz seemed pretty confident about their chances, Picollo groaned, and Johnny and Chase seemed to be very nervous.
"The first white thing goes to… Austin!" Piss threw the marshmallow to Austin.
"Yeehaw! ah jus' knew ya guys would keep me along!" Austin ate his marshmallow.
"Old guy, you're safe!"
Kaz sighed in annoyance at Piss' comment but accepted the marshmallow nonetheless.
"Picollo!"
Picollo sat there and stared at his marshmallow as it hit him on the head, he was now wearing a full body cast, thanks to all but one of his bones being broken.
"Now Johnny and Chase… you two are just…. so… goddamn annoying!" Piss smiled, "Johnny by throwing Chase off the cliff, you cost your team a point in the cliff diving challenge and you threw Chase into your hottub and broke it."
Johnny scoffed, "He's annoying, you'd do the same if you could!"
"And Chase, you started your fights with Johnny, so you're kinda to blame for all of this…"
Chase rolled his eyes, "I'm the real chick magnet here buddy!"
"Well, the final white thing goes to…
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...Chase!" Piss threw the final marshmallow to Chase.
"HA! SEE YA LATER IDIOT!" Chase yelled at Johnny.
"Are you guys serious? I'm way more of a man than anybody on this team! Just wait, you'll regret getting rid of the hottest and strongest person on your team!" Johnny yelled.
"Yeah, yeah, sure we will." Chase rolled his eyes.
"Oh Johnny, your ride 'home' awaits…" Piss motioned over to a very crappy-looking boat, "Please head to your destination now!"
Johnny mumbled under his breath how unfair him being kicked off was.
Picollo started laughing at the scene of Johnny being eliminated… he was laughing a little too hard, in fact, as he accidentally fell over and made a loud crack sound.
The exact second… no… millisecond that Piss heard the sound of Picollo breaking a bone, his head turned around 180 degrees in rage, "Did I just hear what I think I did!?" Piss ran over to Picollo, who now had every bone in his body broken.
"N-No! It was…. Just a twig!" Piccolo stuttered as Piss McPain towered over him.
"No it wasn't, I've heard bones break before, and that sounded exactly like the sound of a Talus being broken! You know what that means, don't you Picollo?" Piss gave an evil grin.
"W-what…?" Picollo looked up in horror at the surprisingly intimidating host.
"It looks like your going to the shadow realm Picollo!" Just then, Piss snapped his fingers, and Picollo disappeared off the face of the earth, "Congratulations Johnny, you're still in the competition. Now go make out with your boyfriend Chase."
"Dammit!" Chase ran over and kicked Johnny in the shins in rage, "Why are you still here!?"
"OW WHAT THE HELL!?" Johnny grabbed his leg.
"Ah! I love young romances!" Piss snickered and turned to the camera, "...no ereh thgir tuo dnif ot evah ll'uoY ?rehto hcae rof evol rieht timda yllanif ynnhoJ dna esahC lliw dnA ?og ollociP roop did erehW ?egnellahc txen llufseccus tuo emoc selaM ateB eht lliW"
DRAMA…
ISLAND…
TOTAL!"
FreshmEn: Now I could've made the chapter... actually a chapter, but why do that when we're trying to make the worst story ever smh.
GirlPower52 (WAIT FUCK IT'S 54): Lol
Reasoning for Lol: Lol
Teams:
Team DereDereDere: Alissa, Becky, Courage, Elodie, Sophie
Team Beta Male: Austin, Chase, Johnny, Kaz
Team We Needed a Third One: Caleb, Evelyn, Larisa, Madison, Repsac
Elimination Order:
16th ~ Giuseppe Bilancia "Picollo" - The Clown (lordgemini)
15th ~ Giuseppe Bilancia "Picollo" - The Clown (lordgemini)
[1] Been a while since this has updated
[2] Jojo Reference I think
