In advance please forgive me for what you're about to read, I wrote this in the middle of night and passed out. Imagine my surprise when i found it in my google doc.
Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug...
Please note: This is not canon!
Luther stared at the Imp before him with a mischievous glint in his eyes, earning a concerned look from Luka and a terrified expression from the Imp.
They had finally reached the Monster Lord's castle and were facing the imp, who posed no threat to either of them at that point.
But one simple request confused Luka.
"Luka…Give me Angel Halo, Now!" His voice was cold, terrifyingly cold. There were few moments where was like this, but those had managed to scare even Alice. Fearing to slight his friend he handed the unholy weapon into Chamber's hands, the latter gripping it comfortably.
"What are going to do?" The question came from both the purple-haired boy and the little monster present.
He ignored them and instead focused his attention on the sealing blade raising it up in the air. With a long weary breath, he began his request. Oh! Shitpost gods from the beyond, from the multiverse, hear me! Grant me your strength so I may strike this heathen down. For your honor and for the achievement that I may bestow upon you!
Luther's prayers were answered as a fourth of the sword began to glow a golden shade earning a wicked smile on his face.
"H-hey w-we can talk about th-this!" The imp backed away, raising her hands in a pathetic attempt at surrender, her fate was already sealed from the day she was born, and judgment will come.
"he… he..he.." Her pleads for mercy only seemed to amuse the man as he started to slowly cackle. The light reached to a third of the blade, lighting sparked out of Chamber's body.
"Luther! She is already surrendering. I don't think any of this necessary!" Luka tried to pry Angel Halo way but found it fruitless as he was pushed back by an invisible barrier.
"hehehehe…"
Nobody will interfere….
" I- I- I'll let you use me! How about my mouth?" She offered.
Half of the blade was glowing…
"W-would you like me to use my breast as well?" Her time was running out and she knew it Angel Halo was filled to the brim with golden light.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The slow cackling devolved into mindless sadistic laughter.
"I'll be your slave! I'll let use me any way you want! Whenever!" The imp was on her last offer, but there was no reasoning with this monster…
"SUPER MEGA QUADRUPLE GIGA" And so the monster swung the unholy blade.
**Woooosssh!**
The torrent of golden energy that was released from the blade froze, burned, smashed, and tore apart space-time and the surrounding area. The imp was all but gone, leaving only a sizable hole in the castle wall. The Monster Lord's castle barely kept itself together, threatening to fall apart into mere rubble at any minor attack thrown at it. The Giga that was thrown out continued to move in one direction, never to be seen again.
"W-w-wHY?" It was all Luka could say in his broken voice. His friend had committed an unspeakable act of cruelty, he felt like he deserved to know the reasoning no matter how ridiculous it was.
"My goals are beyond your understanding, dear Luka," Luther responded? His voice divine as if a thousand otherworldly entities had spoken.
"Ara Ara~ you seem a little stressed…" Alma Elma noted.
She directed this at one of her fellow Heavenly Knights, one of the six Monster ancestors, the ancestral progenitor of all animal monsters, the leader of kitsune Tamano No Mae, who was currently fuming in anger at the current events.
This anger… She hadn't felt this much in over a hundred years, but there is always one idiot that comes along and ruins her streak of relative peace.
*Crack*
A distinctive sound of a teacup breaking rang out across the room.
"A little stressed? Alma dear, I'm way beyond stressed! I'm going to kill him…no! Slowly castrate him with a rusty spoon and then kill him!" The kitsune's nine tails sharpened to a sharp spike preparing to impale the perpetrator.
"Oh my! ~ You're making Yao look pleasant by comparison" Alma responded mockingly fanning herself with fox girl's fan.
"Tha-That was d-"Ilias tried to say before being interrupted.
"A simply brilliant display of power!" Her begrudging partner uncharacteristically fell over laughing.
"If you were to tell me that man was a monster in disguise, I would wholeheartedly believe that." Black Alice added wiping away a tear from her eye.
In the beyond lied a golden light, which smiled over the recent incident relating to a certain impish mishap…
"It has been done, the deed has been fulfilled…"
Luther: Shitposting leads to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...
Luka: Is it possible to learn this power?
Luther: Not from a normie.
By the way, the website is being a crap basket and isn't letting me read and respond to your reviews. I'll see if anything changes.
If you want an auditory representation of the **Woooosssh!** sound effect, go to this video on youtube called A Distressing Journey Into The Emperor's Canals - Vox-Logs and go to 32:09.
Just turn down the volume...
