"Strange Dreams"

This is being done for fun. I just had to do this Halloween episode from Bleach. This is a twoshot. Please enjoy and review!

Groaning at the strange sensation underneath her body scratching at her skin, Daisuke Motomiya's chocolate eyes fluttered open as she felt a slight cool breeze blow her hair from her face.

"Man, did I leave my window open or something?" she sat up and yawned loudly as she stretched herself out.

Looking around, she was confused to find herself outside in a forest and that she had been sleeping in the grass.

"Okay, that's weird. How did I get out here? And just where is here?" she asked herself as she stood up.

Her eyes took in the navy colored sky with the stars glittering in the sky above while the full moon shone down around her.

It was actually a beautiful scene that made her want to smile, but she forced it back as she decided to focus on finding out why she was there and how she came to be in a forest in the first place.

"Ow, that thing's really sharp in case you didn't know!" she heard someone yell.

Her ears seemed to twitch which made her curious as to why they did that, but shrugged it off as she followed the yelps of pain out of the forest and out onto a dirt road.

What she found was Ichigo Kurosaki dressed in a pair of black pants which had chains attached to it and black boots while the rest of his body seemed to have different patches of skin.

"What happened to you?" she called.

Ichigo stopped running and turned to his cousin and looked relieved to see her.

"Daisuke, you're here." He ran over to her.

"Define here." She responded.

"Excuse me, but did you two forget that we have a meeting to get to?" an annoyed female voice asked.

Recognizing it as Rukia Kuchiki, the girl then glanced around to smile at the black haired girl, but she was puzzled when she didn't spot her.

"Huh, Rukia, where are you?" Daisuke asked looking around.

Floating down in front of her was a tiny winged creature with horns on her head and was holding what appeared to be a tiny pitch fork.

"And just where were you?" Rukia Kuchiki asked.

"Um, I was in the forest sleeping. Not sure how I got out there though. I was pretty sure I was in my bed when I fell asleep. By the way, what's up with your costumes?" Daisuke asked pointing at the older duo.

Rukia blinked her violet eyes at that as she then folded her arms under her bust.

"What do you mean by that? Honestly, not only is Ichigo acting weird, but now you? Silly little fox." She sighed tugging on the girl's ear.

Daisuke yelped, then felt something thump against her leg making her look down to see a mahogany colored fox tail with white tipping the end was attached to her tailbone.

"What the hell?" she gasped as she tried to move it and the tail wagged.

Ichigo then realized that Daisuke was thinking properly and wasn't acting strangely like Rukia was.

"Hey, Rukia, we need to talk. Would ya mind leaving us alone for bit?" Ichigo asked nervously as he grabbed his cousin's shoulders and started escorting her away.

"What is it now? We need to get to the meeting at the castle!" Rukia called in annoyance.

As the orange haired male pulled his cousin away, she was busy checking out her tail and matching ears that were on top of her head.

She also found she was dressed in a sleeveless black top that showed off her stomach, black pants that cut off at her knees and she had black boots on her feet.

Her hair was longer and was very wavy with tiny spikes sticking out while she had claws and felt the fangs in her mouth.

"It'll just be a moment!" Ichigo called as he ran off to the forest and set his cousin down to speak with her.

"What the hell is this? What's going on, Ichigo and why are you Frankenstein's monster?" she demanded.

"I have no idea! I thought this was just some weird dream I was having." Ichigo groaned as he tugged at this hair.

"Dream? How can this be a dream if we're both having the same one?" Daisuke asked as her tail swayed behind her as her ears twitched.

"I don't know! A while ago I had a weird dream where I was an Arabian thief and Rukia was a genie named Ruki Ruki and it was all very complicated. I don't get how you're having this same dream as me!" Ichigo yelled.

Humming in thought at this, Daisuke then looked over to the full moon that was shining down over an old gothic castle where Rukia had said there was a meeting taking place.

Thinking over what had happened, the fox girl came to a conclusion and gave a firm nod as she turned to her cousin who was looking at her with his narrow chocolate brown eyes.

"Then I guess we'll just have to go along with it." she said suddenly.

"Huh? What do you mean go along with it?" Ichigo asked looking at her as if she had grown a few heads.

"Think about; it's a dream so our reality is fictional to Rukia and everyone else here. All we have to do is play along and then things will go back to normal when we reach the conclusion of this freaky dream." Daisuke rationalized.

Ichigo's eyebrow twitched in disbelief at this as his cousin turned her back on him and walked off to where Rukia was waiting on them.

"Why did she have to get smart?" the Frankenstein monster muttered as he rubbed at his head.

"Okay, let's get going." The fox girl smiled as she stood in front of the tiny woman.

"About time. Hurry up, Ichigo!" Rukia yelled at him.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming!" he yelled as he ran over to the females.

The trio of monsters then walked off towards the castle, the full moon shining high in the sky above the towers as Ichigo pulled open the large wooden doors.

Rukia led the way inside of the castle and they walked down the old stone corridors, and then went up a few flights of stairs until they made it to a thick wooden door in one of the towers.

Pushing the door open, the cousins were surprised to find their friends were inside sitting at an old wooden table and were dressed as monsters as well.

Rangiku Matsumoto was dressed as a witch, her breasts close to popping out of her strapless dress, as per usual with all the clothes she wore.

On her left was Jun Motomiya who was dressed in a lime green leotard while her arms had magenta feathers along them and her arms looked like wings while her hands and feet were claws like a bird would have, meaning she was a harpy.

On the witch's right was Toshiro Hitsugaya and he had white furry arms and legs with claws, a wolf's tail and ears that poked out of his spikey hair while he wore a white furry body suit.

Across the table was a mummy but they weren't able to tell who was under the bandages since they covered everyone inch of flesh except for his crimson eyes and a few strands of red hair poking out.

Then next to him it was Orihime Inoue dressed as some type of pumpkin like creature, Sam Ichijouji was dressed in a black trench coat with black pants and black boots with two black wings on his back making him a fallen angel.

Then there was Ken Ichijouji wearing a purple sorcerer's hat and a matching cloak and at the center of the table was Uryu Ishida with his hair slicked back, fangs poking out from his lips while he wore a black cape.

"Sorry we're late." Rukia said from place on Ichigo's shoulder.

"Rangiku, Jun, Toshiro, Uryu, Sam, Ken, Orihime… Who are you?" Ichigo muttered as he looked at the mummy.

"Just relax and go along with it." Daisuke hissed at him quietly.

"Yeah, I know, it's just a dream, but this all seems so weird though." Ichigo whispered back.

"What are you two mumbling about? Hurry up and take your seats." Rukia said.

"Yeah, whatever." Ichigo sighed.

As the cousins walked up to the table, they saw Uryu place a straw in a milk bottle and he started sucking the dairy up from the straw.

"Hey, Uryu, what in the world are ya drinking?" Ichigo asked.

"Have you gone blind? It's a bottle of milk." Uryu stated in a matter of fact tone.

"Shouldn't you be drinking blood or something? You're supposed to be Dracula, right?" Ichigo asked.

"What do you mean?" Uryu asked.

"Uryu doesn't drink blood because it's red, which is the color of a Soul Reaper's soul ribbon." Jun spoke up.

"He's also anemic because of the low amount of blood he has in his body. Honestly, I think he's being over dramatic." Sam said as he crossed his arms.

"I am not being overly dramatic! It's the principle of the matter!" Uryu shot up to his feet as he declared this.

The vampire/Quincy sighed as he grew pale and rested his head on the table.

"That idiot. Why drink milk though?" Ichigo muttered.

"He says because he's a Quincy and Dracula, he should take pride in the color white. Honestly, he's very annoying." Ken sighed as he leaned on the table.

"I am not annoying! Don't get me worked up." Uryu rasped.

"Take it easy. It happens all the time, right?" Rangiku drawled.

"Yeah." Orihime chirped and then laughed as she looked over at the cousins.

"Daisuke, you're such a cute fox. But Ichigo, you're all patched together. You look really weird." Orihime commented cheerfully making him flinch back in shock at the insult.

"Come on. I don't look as weird as you." Ichigo retorted.

"Ignore him, Orihime. The fact is he's been acting extremely strange since I brought him here." Rukia frowned.

"There's nothing wrong with me." Ichigo scowled.

"Hey, Rukia, what kind of demon are you?" Daisuke changed the subject as her ears twitched in curiosity.

A certain werewolf was staring at the fox demon, lust in his arctic green eyes as his tail wagged as he hungrily drank in the sight of the demon.

"You can't tell? I happen to be a succubus." Rukia stated proudly.

"What the heck's a succubus?" Ichigo asked.

"Allow me to explain." Uryu groaned as the cousins looked over at him.

"They're dream demons." He said.

"I thought incubuses were dream demons." Daisuke said as her tail wagged and the werewolf watched her closely.

"Incubuses are the male equivalent of the succubuses. Succubuses are the kinds of demons that ruin men. They appear as lovely women with bat wings on their backs. In many cases they target men ahead of time and attack them in their sleep. Once the men have no way to escape, they seduce them and then they suck out their life energy." Uryu sighed as he rested his head on the table.

Sam sighed as he shook his head at his cousin.

"Hey, Rukia, come to think of it, you are a succubus and you've been jabbing me at me with your fork this whole time. What's the deal?" Ichigo asked her.

"Forget it. I've known you a long time. Why would I seduce you?" Rukia asked.

Daisuke stifled a giggle, then looked over as she sensed someone staring at her and found that it was Toshiro.

He gave her a seductive grin, one of his fangs poking out from between his lips and she blushed at the sight of the werewolf.

"I only use my skills on certain people. They have to be both noble and beautiful to get my attention. For example, someone like my older brother!" Rukia gushed.

"Oh, would ya stop it already? You're making my ears bleed." A familiar voice complained.

Rukia frowned at the mummy while Ichigo and Daisuke looked at him curiously.

"That voice. Is that you in there, Renji? I didn't recognize you inside that mummy outfit." Ichigo rubbed the back of his head.

"I really wasn't expecting you to be a mummy." Daisuke blinked curiously as her ears twitched.

"Wrong! I'm not a mummy. I'm a pirate." Renji corrected them.

"Huh?" the cousins asked confused.

"Once upon a time, not that long ago, I was a pirate who sailed the seven seas. Back then I was afraid of nothing. I believed the world was my oyster. But I was constantly being harassed by my arch enemies, team Seaweed. A fierce fire fight broke out between our two ships, until finally…I was defeated! I carry the wounds on my body from that day and that's why I look like this!" Renji said as he had waterfall tears falling from his eyes.

"Hold on. So you're telling me that you're not a monster? And what's team Seaweed? I never heard of it." Ichigo said.

"I think that battle scrambled his brains." Daisuke groaned.

"I hate to interrupt, but aren't we all gathered here to have a meeting?" Toshiro asked as his ears twitched in annoyance.

Daisuke was staring at the ears, her hands aching to pet them since they looked so cute and soft; she adored animals, especially fluffy cute ones.

"A meeting? What are you talking about, Toshiro?" Ichigo asked.

"My name's not Toshiro. It's Wolfman Hitsugyaya! And the bottom line is, we didn't start on time because you didn't show up, as usual." Toshiro growled in annoyance at the orange haired monster.

"Hey, Daisuke was late too." Ichigo pointed at the fox demon.

"Hey!" she complained shooting him a pout.

"Don't get so upset. It's all right, Captain. I mean, we haven't all introduced ourselves yet. And anyway, the meeting's only about the hunters, right?" Rangiku smiled.

"What hunters?" Ichigo asked making Toshiro growl in annoyance.

"It's no big deal really. We just have to find a way to get rid of them as quickly as possible. Try not to get so stressed out Captain; otherwise your fur will start falling out again." Rangiku teased.

Daisuke giggled at that making Toshiro blush in embarrassment and growled as he looked over at the witch in annoyance.

"Rangiku!" he yelled as the witch held her hands up in a peaceful gesture.

"Don't shoot the messenger. Here, why don't we use this to ease your stress?" Rangiku held up a rubber ball.

"Fetch!" she yelled throwing it across the room and Toshiro quickly jumped up from his chair and chased after it on all fours, barking.

The sight of this scene made Daisuke laugh as she held onto her stomach, but she was suddenly tackled to the floor and was surprised to find Toshiro above her, pinning her down.

"You want to explain to me what is so funny?" he growled teasingly.

"Oh, nothing in particular." She smirked.

Huffing, Toshiro leaned down and bit one of her large fox ears making her gasp in pain and pleasure.

"What the hell is he doing?!" Ichigo shrieked in outrage when he heard the sound his baby cousin made.

"Calm down. It's natural for werewolves or fox demons to play this way. They're just asserting their dominance." Ken waved his wand and a mug of coffee appeared.

He lifted it to his lips and took a sip of the warm liquid.

It was also a way for the wolf to stake a claim on a female of his choosing, but the sorcerer decided not to tell Ichigo that his 15 year old cousin was being hit on by the older werewolf.

That wouldn't end well at all, though it would be an amusing sight.

Yipping, Daisuke leaned up and latched her fangs onto one of Toshiro's wolf ears and rolled him over onto the floor, both refusing to let the other's ear go.

Both monsters growled at each other and then they started rolling on the ground, trying to fight for dominance.

"I still don't like what I'm seeing." Ichigo narrowed his eyes at them.

"Ignore it. That's what those of us who are sane are doing." Sam said as he sipped his tea.

Toshiro had Daisuke on all fours as he leaned over her, his teeth still in her ear as she yipped at him in annoyance, her tail hitting his own tail as it wagged back and forth.

The werewolf growled deeply in his throat at the fox demon which made her whine in slight pleasure from the show of dominance which made him smirk.

Ichigo was watching this with growing anger as he felt his protective streak rear its head and wanted to tear the werewolf off of the fox demon and kill the bastard, but was snapped out of his raging by Jun holding up a camera and taking pictures of Daisuke and Toshiro.

"They're just so cute, aren't they?" Jun gushed.

"Oh, I know!" Rangiku cooed as she and the harpy giggled excitedly.

Once he was sure she wouldn't fight back anymore, Toshiro took his fangs out of Daisuke's ear and let her sit up and he sat beside her, licking at her abused ear, cleaning the blood from the wound as she pouted at him.

"Did you have to bite so hard?" she asked holding her hands in front of her chest curled up like paws.

"It only hurts because you were struggling. Next time, don't." Toshiro commented as she pouted at him making him smirk.

Uryu then cleared his throat making everyone turn to him; Toshiro pulled Daisuke onto his lap in his chair as they listened to what the vampire had to say.

To be continued…