"All The Best People Are Crazy"

I don't own the song, it's by Melanie Martinez. Please enjoy and review!

Walking out of her bathroom, wrapped up into a white towel, Davey Motomiya was using a second towel to dry her long raspberry colored hair.

After she had dried herself off, she threw the towels into the clothing hamper.

As she did so, she revealed the black-brown weasel ears she had on top of her head and a matching tail.

Before she made her way over to her dresser to pull out her clothing, she heard someone give a wolf whistle which made her jump back in shock.

Turning her attention over to her bed, she found a man wearing a black and red mask while his torso was completely bare, lying on her bed.

"Check out my pretty little cutie patootie! Wanna come over here and do something that'll make old man Hugh jealous?" The man smirked behind his mask.

Groaning in frustration, Davey grabbed her house coat and covered her body with it, glaring over at her boyfriend, wondering why she was even dating him.

"Wade, seriously, what the hell?" Davey huffed.

Sitting up on the bed, Wade Wilson grinned widely at her and bounced up onto his feet.

"I wanted to come see my little weasel." He said.

Just then, he jerked his head off to the side, appearing to be talking to someone else.

"He also wanted to start fucking like bunnies in spring time." He said in a more gruff voice.

Blinking at that, Davey knew that Wade was having a conversation with one of the voices in his head.

This happened a few times, but she tended to simply let it be since it was sometimes amusing to see Wade argue with himself.

"Sh! Don't tell her that, idiot! You'll scare our sassy little mink off." Wade scolded.

"You haven't scared me off yet, and I've seen you with your guts hanging out of your body." Davey cut into his one-sided conversation.

Snapping his attention back to the young woman standing in front of him, Wade seemed to beam.

"Davey Wavey, my sweet little mink, let's go out and have some fun. I'm bored here." Wade whined childishly.

Shaking her head at the man, Davey leaned up and pressed a kiss onto Wade's masked cheek before she then walked over to her dresser, showing off her backside.

Giving a second whistle at the sight, Wade leaned up against the bed and watched as Davey pulled out her clothing to change into.

"What do you have in mind, babe?" Davey asked as she pulled on a pair of red panties and a lacey bra.

Humming thoughtfully and tapping a finger to his chin, Wade then skipped over to the woman when a thought popped into his head.

"Let's go to a karaoke bar!" He clapped his hands together in excitement.

Hearing this idea, Davey scoffed and rolled her eyes, but knew if she said no, then Wade would simply cling to her and whine like a spoiled child until he got what he wanted.

"Let me get dressed first." She agreed.

"Yay!" Wade cheered jumping up and down.

Forgetting the fact that he was wearing his mask still, Wade ducked his head down and kissed Davey on the lips before he then started skipping off.

"Goodie! I'm gonna go get the car. Meet me down there when you're done. Or you could just come like that. I do love you in red." Wade teased.

A shoe was then thrown at him, making Wade shriek as he ducked down, dodging the object that would have hit him in the face.

(Later...)

Putting on a pair of jeans, gold wedge sandals, a black tube top, black leather jacket and a grey women's fedora hat to hide her ears, Davey made her way downstairs.

Various other mutants were still awake, wandering around and enjoying themselves before they finally settled down for bed.

Passing by the members of the school, Davey walked out of the house and into the garage where Wade was waiting in a red sports car that she knew belonged to Scott Summers.

"Your chariot, Milady." Wade grinned.

Rolling her eyes in amusement, Davey walked over and climbed into the car, placing a kiss on Wade's covered cheek.

Glancing him over, the woman noticed that her boyfriend was wearing a pair of jeans and a black hoodie over his usual outfit.

He must be trying to hide himself so that no one attacked him or tried to arrest him, ruining their date.

"Let's get out of here before Scott finds out we took his car." She said.

"Yes, ma'am!" Wade saluted.

Pushing one of the remotes of the key ring, Wade watched as the garage door opened and he sped off, driving down towards the bar in New York.

When they arrived, Davey took notice that the bar wasn't seedy like she had expected it to be.

It was filled with young adults and the bar looked to be filled with people who were dressed normally.

A man had walked up onto the stage and was singing 'Knocking on Heaven's Door' in an off-key way, but some people were still clapping to be polite.

"This place looks great. How did you find it?" Davey asked as she linked an arm with Wade.

"One of the guys I un-alived told me about it. Thought it'd be a great place for a date." Wade said.

Nodding at that, Davey looked over to where the booths were located and the couple walked over to them to sit down in one of them.

Sitting down in the booth and ordering a pina colada to drink, Davey listened to the man who was singing on stage.

"Anyway, you get the point. Literal mic drop." The man said as he dropped the microphone on the stage.

"I like him, he's sassy." Davey commented.

Wade chuckled at that and sipped his beer while someone new walked up onto the stage, stunning them when they saw his face.

"Is that Tony freaking Stark? He goes to this place?" Davey asked.

"Oooh, not just him. The rest of the star spangled do gooders are here, too." Wade said as he pointed.

Looking over, the woman found Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson, Thor, Bruce Banner and Bucky Barnes were all sitting at a booth together, sipping their drinks.

"You better not start anything with them." Davey scolded.

She knew how Wade enjoyed getting on everyone's nerves, but he especially loved teasing superhero teams such as the Avengers, the X-Men and the Fantastic Four.

"Hey, no worries. I promise I'll behave tonight." Wade smiled in a charmer manner.

Then, he tilted his head to the side and gained a mischievous look.

"Yeah, right. Daddy came to play." He snickered.

"Daddy's gonna lose his dick if he messes with the Avengers." Davey glared.

Turning his attention back onto his girlfriend, Wade watched as Davey held up her hand and her nails grew into long, sharp claws that appeared deadly.

"Want to test if you can re-grow ALL of your body parts?" Davey asked as she glanced down at his crotch and then smirked viciously at him.

Crossing his legs tightly and placing a hand over it protectively, Wade shook his head.

"No, dear. I'll be good." He whimpered.

"Good." Davey smirked smugly.

Subdued, Wade placed his head down on his girlfriend's shoulder and watched as Tony performed "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen and was doing it justice.

After he was done with his performance, Clint went up to sing "American Pie" and Davey had downed three pina coladas, enjoying herself.

The archer's version of the song was certainly better than Madonna's.

"Who knew these guys could sing?" Davey grinned.

"I know, surprising. Hey, maybe you should get up there?" Wade suggested.

"No way, not happening." Davey shook her head as she started on her third drink.

"Aw, come on. The reason I wanted to come here was to here you sing! Please! Pretty pretty please with whipped cream and cherries on top?" Wade begged.

He then began to nuzzle into Davey's neck, playfully nipping and kissing at the exposed skin.

Growing irritated as she realized he wasn't going to stop and would only become more difficult to deal with, Davey shoved him off of her and stood up from the booth.

"Fine, Christ! I'll do it." She grumbled.

"Yay!" Wade cheered from the floor.

Making her way over to the stage, Davey spoke to the Korean man who looked to be in his twenties.

"Hi, I'd like to sing next." She informed him.

"What song do you want?" he asked with the accent ringing clear.

Checking over the list that was on the screen, Davey grinned when she spotted a certain song.

"M314." She said.

"All right, go on." He nodded with a grin.

Walking up to the center of the stage, Davey caught the attention of the Avengers who all glanced up at the sight of the young woman.

"She's cute." Bucky commented.

Rolling his eyes at his friend, Steve turned his attention back onto the woman as the music started playing a song he wasn't familiar with.

"My friends don't walk, they run

Skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun

Popping, popping balloons with guns

Getting high off of helium

We paint white roses red

Each shade from a different person's head

This dream, dream is a killer

Getting drunk with a blue caterpillar." Davey sang.

Her voice was low and sultry, adding to the playful spark that lighted her eyes and the wicked grin she wore.

Wade snuck closer to the stage, staring up at the woman as she slowly swayed to the beat of the music.

"I'm peeling the skin off my face

'Cause I really hate being safe

The normals, they make me afraid

The crazies, they make me feel sane

I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad

The craziest friend that you've ever had

You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong

Over the bend, entirely bonkers

You like me best when I'm off my rocker

Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed

So what if I'm crazy?

The best people are

All the best people are crazy

All the best people are."

As she sang through the lyrics, Davey seemed to be reacting to each of them accordingly, putting on an act for everyone and was enjoying herself.

Leaning back in his seat, Wade sighed dreamily as he watched Davey perform, getting caught up in her performance while some of the people cheered.

"Where is my prescription?

Doctor, doctor, please listen

My brain is scattered

You can be Alice

I'll be the Mad Hatter."

At that final line, Davey had gripped her hat and winked at the crowd.

Glancing over to where Bucky was sitting, Wade snickered since he knew the Mad Hatter line suited him best.

Completing the song, Davey bowed as the crowd all clapped and she jumped down from the stage, making her way over to where Wade was sitting with a sly expression on his face.

"For someone who didn't want to sing in the first place, you really seemed to soak up all of the attention." Wade commented.

Ripping his mask off, revealing the handsome face that had been badly scarred, Davey pressed her lips firmly against his and pushed him up against the wall.

Startled by the sudden aggression being shown by the weasel, Wade melted into the kiss when he felt Davey grinding up against him.

Pulling away from his mouth, Davey then started whispering in his ear.

"Get to the car. I have a more fun idea for tonight." She purred.

Buzzing with excitement at the implication, Wade pulled his mask back on and grabbed his girlfriend's hand, pulling her with him out of the bar.

"Finally, this night is getting exciting!" He crowd.

Laughing, the weasel and the mercenary escaped the club, rushing off to their car to return home and have some real fun.

"Was that Deadpool that girl just took off with?" Sam frowned in confusion.

"Wouldn't blame her. Crazy people are good in the sack." Tony shrugged as he downed his shot.

Steve gave Tony a scolding look at that while Thor was confused and Bruce blushed.

"Don't knock it til you've tried it." Clint smirked and Sam chuckled along with Bucky who drank his beer.

"Guys..." Steve warned.

"Oh, I forgot, you really wouldn't know, huh, 90 year old virgin?" Tony teased making Bucky chuckle at the blush that covered his friend's face.

The end.