I somehow found motivation to work so yaaay?

I hate school sm rn it's killing me

Enjoy!


Yes, Ashley was human, but the three Warners and Pinky...were not. This meant getting on a plane was going to be slightly difficult.

Yakko told Ashley a story about how they mailed themselves to Russia after seeing an INCREDIBLY messed up version of their show. Ashley proposed they find a box big enough for the five of them.

Yakko suggested that they tape a few boxes together and make it big enough so it can fit them all, but small enough that it doesn't look suspicious.

Ashley seem fond of the plan. The only thing needed was enough boxes.

After too much math for poor Ashley's head, she finally concluded 1 small box would be large enough for the five of them.

"Why small sized?" Wakko asked. "If we're small enough, which ACME Labs can solve, it won't be as suspicious as 2 medium sized boxes or a large box." Ashley explained. Dot seemed to agree, and Yakko seemed proud his sister seemed to be making a point.

The blonde turned to Pinky. "Did ACME ever have a need for a shrink ray?" She asked. "Not really." Pinky said.

"Shoot." Ashley muttered. "Is there any other way to shrink ourselves?" Dot asked.

Ashley thought for a moment. "Older brothers, what are the chances one of you guys has a shrink ray in your gag bag?" She looked at Yakko and Wakko. The two brothers looked at each other.

Both then proceeded to spend the next fifteen minutes rummaging through their gag bags for something to use as a shrink ray. Dot and Ashley shared glances that said "Our brothers are insane" every little bit, and Pinky just stared at the amount of items that came out of their bags.

Finally, after what felt like an hour, Yakko finally held up a small ray gun. It didn't seem too much like a shrink ray, but Pinky could tell it was a shrink ray.

With a plan in place, they got someone to pick up the package, which they had put a stamp on shipping it directly to London, got the box filled with small scientific items they got from the lab, and waited inside the box.

"How will we stay out of sight if they open the box?" Dot asked. "Simple. We hide underneath the Styrofoam pellets we tossed inside the box, and wait for them to ship this to London. They already have to ship stuff to London anyway, so why not go with the items they have to send?"

A door opened, and the others quickly ducked underneath the pellets, waiting for the box to be lifted. When they felt the box being picked up, Ashley and Pinky shared a high-five at the plan.


Even though it had only been at least a few hours since they were shipped, to Pinky it felt like days. They had been sitting in mounds of pellets, none of the siblings seemed to be doing well, and only God knows where they were.

Ashley checked her location, and they were pretty close to the Shard. It wouldn't be too long before they got there.

Just a little longer* He thought to himself. *Just survive this last little bit and you'll see Brain again*

"So...are we still on the plane or in a car? I can't tell anymore." Dot broke the unnerving silence.

"If we're close to the Shard AND Future Labs, then we're in a car," Ashley said, once again on her phone which had the tracking app up and running. "Unless, in a worst case scenario, we're in a plane flying entirely over the darn place." She added.

"If we were in a plane, would that mean get the box o-" Wakko was immediently cut off by the vehicle coming to a sharp stop. Everyone slammed into the far side of the box before collapsing into the pellets.


When Ashley finally blinked her eyes open, they were still in the box, but the lid was open and it felt less suffocating inside. She tossed the pellets from out of her vision and looked around. They must've been in a car, because they were now inside a lab of some sort.

*This must be Future Labs* She though to herself as she climbed out of the box. The siblings and Pinky were looking around at the items in the room.

"Okay, since we're now apparently inside the lab, we should find Brain," Wakko said, noticing the blonde girl behind them. "That is, if he's alive."

"Wakko, there is a 23.7% chance he's dead. If we know scientists, they're not heartless monsters like the goblins in Pinky's fairy tales." Ashley noted. Wakko rolled his eyes. "Then where is he, genius?"

"I'm working on that!" Ashley snapped, hopping off the table as the others followed.


I feel like Pinky drives Brain off the rails crazy with fairy tales surrounding goblins and fairys and stuff lol

ANYWAYS, I extended my work time and the Dog Man Christmas Mania should be out between December 18th(today) and December 24th and then y'all won't see me until January 8th or 9th.

Anyways, keep running up those hills dreamchasers!

(Oh for the love of God DAMN YOU STRANGER THINGS XD)