Mordecai, not feeling very Mordecool at the moment, stands at the border of the My Little Pony Universe, waiting for the dimensional merge to happen. The merge is real, and all universes, real and fictional, are connected to each other. The war is CWC to begin, series turn on each other, to annex all of the dimensions. Mordecai spends this time mid-merge to think about whether or not all that simpin' was worth doing it or not, then he washes his hands. But then he hears it, 3 footsteps. The only animals that would make 3 footstep sounds at once would be a horse, so he studies the border, and aims up and down not noticing a horse, strange as he kept hearing horse clops, and they sounded closer, but no horse was in sight, But where oh where did the horse sounds come from? Mordecai turned on his phone, and paused 10 hours of Horse walking noises. Then looked for horses, until he saw a herd of horses standing there, menacingly. Mordecai takes aim and screams "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE", shooting and shitting everywhere until none of them stood, Mordecai's accuracy was 12%, glad the ammunition isn't being wasted at all. Benson heard this autistic screeching, and went to see how the border patrol was doing. "Are you fucking retarded?" Benson asks in genuine concern, "No" Mordecai quickly answers ankle deep in brown town. Mordecai cleans his position, and waits back at the border