Mordecool Mordekilled some horses at the border of the worlds, he then looks back, and notices they were peace horses, "Oh No!" spoke Mordecai, they were also child horses, "Oh Noo!" exclaimed Mordecai at the dead child horses, and the prom's tomorrow. "OH NOOOOOOO '' screamed Mordecai, realizing the prom's tomorrow. He cleans his spot, and begins patrolling the border, which is what border patrol does. He sees, in the corner of his eye, something purple. It was a horse. A horn horse, to be precise. This is the part where the author didn't watch My Little Pony and needs something to fill out the dialog. "Allen, please add details" the purple horn horse uttered out, in horror at the dead bodies, "This is not me, I did not do this" Mordecai said, and I assure you, he was very convincing. "What the dog doin'?" asked the horn horse, with my clear lack of knowledge of My Little Pony. "This is somebody else's work and gun, I am a peace enjoyer who didn't do this, '' Mordecai exclaimed while panicking, even more convincing than his argument. "Okay I believe you" came out of the horn horse's mouth. He had to hide the very convinced horn horse in one of two large piles of clothes. Benson came into the spot and asked "Are there more horses?" "NO" quickly exclaimed Mordecai, being as convincing as always. "Okay I believe you" benson said, when all of a sudden, a voice was heard, "I wanna honk those bobos." "Do you wanna honk my bobos?" asked a very concerned Benson "No" Mordecai asked with a dude you're so retarded look on his face. "Then who the fuck wants to honk my bobos?" Asked an even more concerned Benson. "It would appear nobody does, unless someone else is among us". Benson checked one of the large piles of clothes… and found… a Garfield phone, which he did grab. Benson left, and Mordecai was hiding an 18-22 boyfriend-free girl.
