Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, due of the producer, director and writer had gone missing, we had hired a new host for the evening. To Mr. Canary, we hope you're doing well, mentally. Now our host... wait... he's not here? Then where the hell is he? He made a number for us. Okay, let's go with our backups... uh? What do you mean they're not here? Then who do we have?

[Stage lights turned off and the screen reveal a music video]


Johnny English: Man for All Seasons

[Loid Forger of Spy x Family series is getting up in the morning and doing morning routine]

One eye on the shadows, protecting his fellows.

From sun up to the moon on his back

Sent the villains to Hades, a hit with the ladies

A stallion in the sack

[Leaves for work then grab multiple files for termination of the targets from Franky Franklin]

You can't get your life back

When right fellows left, Jack

The more you see, the less you know

When others would leak it, his service is secret

Plays God when it's your time to go

[Grabbing his weapons and disguises from another drop off point]

Hey... fellas! Don't be jealous

When they made him, they broke the mold

So charismatic, with an automatic

Never prematurely shooting his load

[Atsuhiro Sako: shot Tomura Shigaraki after their victory against Meta Liberation Front]

Queen and country, safe and sound

[Nakime: cut the neck of Muzan Kibutsuji during his meeting with lower Ranks, confusing them]

With villains six feet underground

[Takeshi Iguchi: walking behind Yuji then wire strangled]

And no one knows 'cause no one's found

[Shiryu: drowning Marshall D. Teach]

Any traces of a man for all seasons

[Ozpin: kissing and giving Salme his love to kill her with poison]

Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone

[Marx Francois: poisoned Julius Novachrono via tea then making multiple kill counts to be sure. Then travel back home]

And you and I wouldn't have a clue

Who's doing what, why, when and who?

Up a creek with no canoe

Watch out for the man for all seasons

Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone

But safe at home!

[Loid came back home but received new orders then present Anya and Yor new formal attires]

But safe at...

But safe at...

But safe at... (Oh, yeah, yeah!)

But safe at home

But safe at...

But safe at...

But safe at...

[Being escorted to the event, being welcomed by everyone backstage then Loid leaves to the stage]

And you and I wouldn't have a clue

Who's doing what, why, when and who?

Up a creek with no canoe

Watch out for the man for all seasons

Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone

But safe at home!

[Entering the stage, Loid Forger]

Welcome everyone! I'm Loid Forger, aka Twilight. I'm here to be the host of our special musical chapter. We been wanting to do a musical, but Mr. Canary doesn't have any form of talent when it comes to musical theater, so we're gonna do the jukebox musical instead. And to those who doesn't know what my entrance is reference to? Then there's the movie title on it, so you can check out. It's just that... I did it more... like an actual spy. As for our musical chapter, we'll be presenting you all multiple musical numbers that doesn't involve with one another, but more like a anthological musical.


Let's take our first musical here. Right here, we have a multi-billionaire, or at least we try to get the actual Mr. Mouse to appear, but we got an OC actor to play the role. We couldn't even get the South Park variant. So we went to make up an OC, but it seems fitting as Michael Mouse is the original Original Character, so to honor him is by having an OC actor to play the role. As for the song, we listen to Eric Cartman who we might be following his homeless timeline, we got a song that could fit Mr. Mouse views. We will nixed a couple lyrics during each number.

South Park: Not Kewl

[Alone in Disney World head office of Mr. Michael "Mickey" Mouse doing work]

I live in my office, alone on this hill.

People make fun of me, and that's not cool.

[Going through profits]

I'm isolated from the love, against my will.

[Looking through critics reviews]

My franchise are now condiments and that is not cool.

[Walking around the crowded Disney World]

And I don't wanna live like this, you don't know how I feel!

[Directing a sitcom production in his chair]

I've got no room to grow, and it is just not cool!

[Praying to the live action of Notre Dame movie with a script reads, "remove Hellfire will make it better"]

Just once in my life, I'd like cool stuff to happen.

[Seeing the Owl House merch in disgust]

Everything keeps changing, and I won't adapt it.

[Dinner with Minnie Mouse]

I'm crying like a girl, and it's super not cool.

[Standing on the flat Earth under a spotlight]

And I just want something cool to happen... to me!

[Walking at the front entrance, looking miserable]

I've lived through such pain

The world been so cruel.

Something's gotta happen, something that's cool

I just want something cool to happen...

Mr. Michael Mouse?

[Mr. Michael Mouse looks at Mr. Son Goku, face covered, who walked up to him. Offering a handshake]

To... me!

[Loid is drinking tea with Anya and Yor, all three are wearing Disney merch]

What a number. And I'm... hopefully Mr. Son doesn't shake hands with the Devil, but then again, he does have his own view on what a main character should be. We considered them and Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon, which by the way I didn't wrote the script since our director, producer and writer had missing, but left whatever he wrote. He seems to view all three businessmen to have certain views in their respective products. Mr. Mouse is facing the whole different world where he started, but he and Snow White are going through group therapy. Mr. Son, well hopefully Emma will get a second chance, but then again, he was completely freaking out that Denji and Ichigo are getting uncensored shows, so Mr. Son is trying to make a more positive show and back to the Shonen Jump status quo to his era of anime. Both Mr. Son and Mouse doesn't want their status quos to be broken, which we did try to find a way on mixing in the High School Musical number "Stick to the Status Quo" with main characters breaking that rule and original verses, but Eren Jaeger and Madoka Kaname didn't want to do it, because Eren is an asshole, and Madoka.. honestly doesn't have a reason because she's too busy at her company. We couldn't get Mr. Son for our last number, so we doubt we could had brought him in. Mr. Michael Mouse was willingly to go for another role, but we had to have a classic anime that has a simple taste. We could had asked Usagi, but she seem to be the one who's on the breaking status quo side, so we scrap the idea. The third verse on the other hand, Luz Noceda couldn't resist the idea, so she joins in.


Speaking of both Luz and breaking status quo. Our next number, please welcome, Luz Noceda.

[Luz Noceda of the Owl House had enter the stage as the Folgers leave the stage but Anya runs up to hug her with Loid pulling her back to let Luz do her bit]

'Hola, everyone! Before I explain our next number, going back to the High School Musical number. Cuando el señor Jaeger y la señorita Kaname didn't want to show up, our second song from the movie was that I had to drag Marco Diaz into doing Bop to the Top while dancing with our partners. I told them all that I'm wearing leggings or dress pants with mi vestido llamativo. Both of us wanted to bring in Latino heat into our version. But when me and Marco had talk about on doing a number, we both come up for something for National Hispanic Heritage Month. When Mirabel came by to help us out, but then we changed out number when we both had the same idea. So we went to Mr. Canary before he went missing for the the number change. So he agrees, and went casaul by going what's popular, so we went the Bruno song. We didn't know how to do this number without doing a familia gimmick, but Mr. Canary had presented us an ideal of a noire detective story. So we went with the ideal of Bruno, since we want to show off our Hispanic pride, and since I'm out of a job, because Mr. Mouse doesn't like me and doesn't believe I'm over to the audience. I don't know why thought?

[Drinks tea with a Bisexual flags on it]

We had to invite Chel from the Road to El Dorado series, since we couldn't find the right women for the role, and also not related to continue the detective agency idea. Ya he cabreado al Sr. Ratón ya, so I mine as well go all in with the number. Speaking of filling out roles, we couldn't find out who would fill Isabella role till we saw the Proud Family: Louder and Prouder. Fits the personality. And we originally film the number as me going through the streets, which would explain the whole Marco and Chel pulling me in, but we need to involve Bruno somehow. The noire detective genre was still the plan, but was originally meant to be me. We couldn't figure out on how to make everyone mixed their verses into one, so we expand my detective role to an agency with the Familia Diaz running it. Por favor, disfrute de nuestro numero musical.

Encanto: We Don't Talk About Bruno

[Private detective agency. Luz Noceda is meeting with Angie and Rafael Diaz in their office]

Luz: But what about this case? Bruno is clearly working on it that got him missing!

Rafael: You better figure it out, because it is coming for you.

We don't talk about Bruno. No, no, no. We don't talk about Bruno... but...!

[Angie and Rafael dance from their office then down the stairs. Younger Diaz couple dancing around their agency]

It was my wedding day (it was our wedding day). We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. (No clouds allowed in the sky).

[Bruno leaves a case file that reads about a conspiracy]

Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin. (Thunder)!

[Wedding being cancelled]

You telling this story or am I?

I'm sorry, mi vida, go on!

Bruno says it looks like rain.

Why did he tell us?

In doing so, he floods my brain.

Abuela, get the umbrellas!

Married in a hurricane.

What a joyous day, but anyway...

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no. We don't talk about Bruno!

[Rafael twirls Luz into Chel, of the Road to El Dorado series, office. Dancing around the office]

Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno. Stuttering or stumbling. I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling. I associate him with the sound of falling sand. It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling. Always left our private agency fumbling. Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand. Do you understand?

[Marco Diaz pulls Luz out of Chel office then into Bruno's office]

A seven-foot frame, rats along his back. When he calls your name, it all fades to black. Yeah, he sees your dreams. And feast on your screams.

[Leaving the office]

Hey...!

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no. We don't talk about Bruno!

[Entering the client room]

He told me my pet would die the next day, dead! (No, no!)

He told me I'd grow a gut, and just like he said! (No, no!)

He said that all my hair would disappear, now, look at my head! (Hey!)

Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!

[Leaving the client room then enter LaCienega Boulevardez room]

He told me that the life of my dreams, would be promised and someday be mine. He told me that my beauty would grow, like grapes that thrive on the vine!

Our ride is on it way!

He told me that the man of my dreams, would be just out of reach. Betrothed to another. It's like I hear him.

Hey, Luz. I want not a sound out of you.

I can hear him now!

[Luz looks over Bruno's abandoned case file]

Um, Bruno... Yeah, about that Bruno. I really need to know about Bruno. Gimme the truth, and the whole truth Bruno!

La Familia, our ride is here!

Time for dinner!

[Everyone is dancing on their out of the agency, closing for the night with their verses mixing together. Luz is making a conspiracy web in her office]

He's here!

[Slowly revealing that Familia Noceda were part of a cult]

Why did I talk about Bruno?

Not a word about Bruno!

I never shoulda brought up Bruno!

[Luz noticed the red sniper's light then escape]

[Loid is sitting on one of the three chairs with Bond Forger, the family dog. Loid is staring at him like Eddie Crane is staring at Frasier Crane]

Our next guests...

[Loid stares back at Bond then continue to do his job]


Our next guests are the symbolism of... animals brutality. Our next guests are three in universes criminals, but loved for what they are. The Cannibal Crime Boss, Louis of the Beastars series. The Horned Terrorist, Adam Taurus of the RWBY series. And, the Vigilante Werewolf, Shirou Ogami of BNA: Brand New Animal. I recommend on not pissing them all off, because they see those who's against them as meat on the table.

[Adam Taurus, Louis, and Shirou Ogami, entered the stage as Loid and Bond leave the stage]

Shirou: Adorable dog.

Adam: A bit fluffy. Maybe a bath might help him out.

Louis: Maybe he likes Yor cooking?

Shirou: That's a stereotype that all dogs can eat everything.

Adam: That's true. I never see Shirou here eating chocolate, which hoping Little Forger back there isn't giving him chocolate. Louis, want to talk about our next number?

Louis: Our next musical number is actually based from Mr. Canary's favorite musicals, Le Miserables. Personally, I didn't understood it at first till Adam here had explained it that he wanted to do the number. Shirou had seen this play when he was at Paris, France.

Shirou: I love the Barricade number, but I hated the ending of it because it hit home closely to me. On the side note, I assist Adam in the number, since I'm basically Adam in my show but I do eat multiple Beastmen to protect my race.

Louis: In a deranged method, but I'm considered as a cannibal by defeault.

Adam: The number is "Do You Hear the People Sing?", and I do love the idea of the song and what it represent. All our stories are a form of racism.

Louis: I'm the only one here that can be clarify as "white". I'm using Zootopia rules since herbivores are the entitled. But I respect these two because we're all willingly to do what neeed to do. And we had fun filming this number.

Shirou: We couldn't pick on who shall be in the hearse chariot, but we went with Sienna Khan instead of Ghira Belladonna, but if we're being honest here, Kali Belladonna would had bring a much bigger audience for the milf appeal. And we didn't thought about Barballet till the last moment. And since we'll be modern, we couldn't do the whole France motif without a reason. So we asked Lisa Lavender to do this as a news report to add the backstory. And to provide our cover up of Barballet not in the hearse.

Adam: The reason why we went with this, is because during my show's run in Atlas arc, we could had done the Barricade of Les Miserables storyline. Making the Faunus or whatever White Fang members left in Atlas to be the Barricade. And if everyone knows how they ended, in tragedy.

Louis: With your death in the previous Volume kind of fit it as well.

Adam: True. Plus we will cut between the chorus for Lisa to continue the story, and be an ignorant character.

Shirou: Before we go to our next number, we will still here, so expect us. Enjoy our number.

Les Miserables: Do You Hear What People Sing?

[Multiple Faunus are watching the chariot hearse]

Lisa Lavender [news commentary]: Ladies and gentlemen. We're here at Paris, France, to moan the death of Sienna Khan. A running candidate of the United States of America presidency by being the first female, but tragedy struck as she was staying a night here for publicity reasons. In her will, she wanted a chariot hearse to parade through other countries that she had speaken for the Faunus all over the world for her standing up for Faunus equality. Today at Paris is the last stop till her eternal buriel back at the United States of America. The chariot hearse had been provided by the Horns Conglomerate, presented by the company president, Louis. The Mayor of Anima City, Barballet Rose, is here and was originally meant to provide security, but due to recent controversy with the Sylvasta Pharmaceutics, any civilian will be under strict watch by Paris' local authorities. We're getting word there's some king of... melody? Shall we go down and see what happening?

[Adam Taurus, and Shirou Ogami softly sings with more Faunus and Beastmen to join]

Do you hear the people sing?

Singing a song of angry men?

It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again

When the beating of your heart

Echoes the beating of the drums

There is a life about to start, when tomorrow comes

Lisa Lavender: That's Adam Taurus, a wanted criminal of America's homeland terrorist organization, the White Fang. Shirou Ogami is a wanted criminal and dirty police officer, wanted for assassination attempt of Alan Sylvasta. And Louis, who had been questioned with his criminal background during his time with the Shishigumi, which Did tarnished his father's company and name, ungrateful little bastard. They're walking next to the chariot hearse?

Will you join in our crusade?

Who will be strong and stand with me?

Beyond the barricade, is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight. That will give you the right to be free

Lisa Lavender: What is with these... these... peo...ple! Ruining a funeral for one of their own? Those animals have regards of Human decency as they're taking over the chariot hearse, and... where are they taking it?! Someone put them all down!

Do you hear the people sing?

Singing a song of angry men?

It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again

When the beating of your heart

Echoes the beating of the drums

There is a life about to start, when tomorrow comes

Lisa Lavender: Do these animals have any respect for the dead?! Now I'm seeing not only the White Fang flag being raised up high, but also multiple flags of America, France, Japan and others, are being waved by these animals. Americans may love to throw a casual riot for the fun of it, but this is not one of those days, because most countries around the world to celebrate Khan's death out of respect, but these animals are ruining unity by turning this into a menagerie?!

Will you give all you can give, so that our banner may advance?

Some will fall, and some will live. Will you stand up, and take your chance?

The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of France!

Do you hear the people sing?

Singing a song of angry men?

It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again

When the beating of your heart

Echoes the beating of the drums

There is a life about to start, when tomorrow comes

Lisa Lavender: Good! Local authorities are gonna take control. (muttering off screen). We can't show violence, but this is okay? Fine! We had to turn away from whatever happen people due of the audience sensitivity. Now let's go to our Sunday Golf Tournament.


[Adam, Louis and Shirou are drinking coffee. Anya is petting Shirou, who's letting Bond sitting on his lap. Yor is practicing with Adam's Wilt. Louis and Loid are quietly talk till they noticed the camera. The Folgers leave the stage]

Louis: I hope you all enjoy that number. That chariot cost us a small mint for that shot, so we had to make our shots count.

Adam: All I remember that I was worried that Shirou would miss his spot.

Shirou: Musicals aren't my style, then again, I don't have much knowledge on musical theater. Or at least how it works out. I did say I love the Barricade, but I never had to participate in one till that number.

Louis: But now, why we're all still here?

Adam: Because we had two numbers done, but it wasn't for this moment since we filmed it for...

Shirou: A quick backstory first. We are part of Pro Wrestling of Animation, plug, and we're in a group called "Animals Brutality". Hence why we three are together, and we got along very well.

Adam: And we film our next two numbers for PWA. One for the "Show Advertisement: Semifinals", and the other happen during "Deadman's Hand 2". Spoiler alert, we aren't the only PWA roster members that got a number. We did the Beauty and the Beast songs due of the event taken place at Paris. Mr. Canary had always planned on making it into a musical number, due of his love of musicals, but we wanted to share these two numbers for the audience here.

Shirou: All I remember how much of a bitch to film the Show Advertisement. We had to take multiple takes, more specifically during my shots.

Adam: Hence why I was worried during the Les Mis number.

Shirou: Plus, we have Marinette sing Mrs. Potts bit in French.

Louis: And we did the Jonathan Young cover, since it was fitting for us. Marinette had a hard time singing it, but we managed to make it work.

Shirou: At least the second number is something I can work with, since your costar, Oscar Pine did most of the work because we wanted to do the Gaston number since you're supposed to be the "Gaston" allusion, but from one animal to another, I just saw you as the Live-Action version of the Beast instead of Gaston in general.

Louis: Plus, Disney would had sued the shit out of you, due of Gaston is Disney OC to their Beauty and the Beast. There was no Gaston in the original story, unless he was supposed to be one of her brothers.

Adam: We nixed the lyrics on the Gaston number, but let's go to the numbers. Enjoy!

Beauty and the Beast: Be Our Guest

[Twenty-six people enter the room, in formal attire; Atsuko Kagari, Blake Belladonna, Charlie Morningstar, Crimvael, Eren Jaeger, Huey Freeman, Izuku Midoriya, Kazuto Kirigaya, Keyaru, Laura Bodewig, Louise de La Valliere, Luffy Monkey D, Luz Noceda, Maka Albarn, Naofumi Iwatani, Ninny Spangcole, Noel Niihashi, Ochaco Uraraka, Oscar Pine, Rias Gremory, Riley Freeman, Ruby Rose, Seiya Ryuguin, Tanjiro Kamado, Tatsuya Shiba, and Tsuyu Asui]

Ma chère Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight

And now we invite you to relax

Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents

Your dinner!

[Adam start singing at the stage]

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

[Adam leaves the stage to walk around to sing while escorting them to their tables and passing their menus to them]

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'œuvres

Why, we only live to serve

Try the gray stuff, it's delicious

[Table 1: Eren Jaeger, Kazuto Kirigaya, Luffy Monkey D, and Tanjiro Kamado

Table 2: Blake Belladonna, Charlie Morningstar, Crimvael, and Rias Gremory

Table 3: Huey Freeman, Izuku Midoriya, Keyaru, Naofumi Iwatani, Oscar Pine, Riley Freeman, Seiya Ryuguin, & Tatsuya Shiba

Table 4: Atsuko Kagari, Laura Bodewig, Louise de La Valliere, Luz Noceda, Maka Albarn, Ninny Spangcole, Noel Niihashi, Ochaco Uraraka, Ruby Rose, and Tsuyu Asui]

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing, they can dance

After all, Miss, this is France

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance, and then you'll be our guest

Oui, our guest, be our guest

[The guests open up their menus to reveal weapons of choice instead of food]

Beef ragout, cheese souffle

Pie and pudding "en flambe"

We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret

[Adam placed their orders to the kitchen window]

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

[Servants start dancing around them and on their tables]

We tell jokes! I do tricks

With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

[Adam lift up a glass while the servants passed a Congratulation cards of them reaching this far by killing the rest]

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be our guest

If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

[Presenting mannequin replicas of their previous opponents are on stage, playing as the dead ones. Marinette is missing]

Life is so unnerving

For a servant who's not serving

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days when we were useful

Suddenly those good old days are gone

[Adam grab a knife to cut this wrists to sit on his chair with Shirou who's about to shoot himself]

Ten years we've been rusting

Needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills

Most days we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat and lazy

You walked in and oops-a-daisy

[Marinette Dupain-Cheng, singing, came out with some orders behind her while singing in French. She sings around the Guest, serving tea. Marinette has a hangman's noose around her neck]

Un dîner aux chandelles,

Mais tout est prêt pour la demoiselle.

Bombes glacées, Champagne au frais,

Nappes empesées, dans ma corbeille.

Au dessert, je ferais du thé,

C'est ma grande spécialité,

Pendant que les tasses jouent du torchon,

J' ferais mes pimpons, mes petits bouillons,

Je sifflerai comme une folle...

J'ai une tache, çà, ça me désole,

L'important, ce serait de donner bonne impression.

En route et sauve qui peut,

Ce sera un sucre ou deux, ma mignonnette?

[Adam resume the cover to sing as he's dancing with Marinette, then pulling Marinette to the stage and toss the noose above the stage]

For you, our guest!

She's our guest!

She's our guest!

(Be our guest)

[The servants placed the silver plates with smaller plates circling around the main as their congratulatory serving]

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Our command is your request

It's been years since we've had anybody here

And we're obsessed

With your meal, with your ease

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

While the candlelight's still glowing

Let us help you, we'll keep going

[The silver plates open up to reveal cakes. Four main cakes are resembled as each division respective World Championships front plate with side cakes to resemble the side plates. Dead bodies of the participants are placed around each of their respective cake]

Course by course, one by one

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up

But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Please, be our guest!

[Adam walked out of the dinner room, revealing dead bodies across the hotel and even the casino players. Adam grabs eight suite keys for the survivors, then walk back to the grand dinner room to close behind him revealing the title]


Beauty and the Beast: Gaston

Everyone is having a good time at the Censor Bar. Adam is looking miserable. Shirou gave Adam a couple of drinks. 'Cheer up, Adam. We may have a lost the match, but we should be happy that our good friends, and your cast mates are moving up'.

'Yeah... but I wanted us, to win it more. We just needed one more minute, we could had turn it around, and move up into the tourney', Adam drinks.

Louis sat next to them, 'Just remember Adam, we may have lost yesterday. Today we sulk. But tomorrow we'll win'.

'Besides, I asked Oscar to do something fun right now', Shirou waves a drunken Oscar to them.

'Like what?', Adam is confused but worried for Oscar health for a moment. Oscar started singing the Jon Young and Caleb Hyles style as the music plays.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Adam

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Adam

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in bar as admired as you

You're the fandom favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Adam

No one's quick as Adam

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Adam

For there's no man in town half as manly

Ruby is about to leave the bar, 'Perfect, a pure paragon!', Oscar continues as he's singing around the table.

You can ask any Yuri, Don, or Riley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Who plays

As Oscar singing, Yuri, Don and Riley sings backup bit.

(Darts like Adam?)

Who breaks (hearts like Adam?)

Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Adam?

Adam chime into the song,

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

Everyone sings backup.

(My, what a guy, that Adam)

Adam drink next to Shirou and Louis.

I needed encouragement

Thank you, Shirou

Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you

Too much? (Yep!)

Everyone start dancing around and enjoying a good time together.

No one fights like Adam

Douses lights like Adam

In a wrestling match nobody kicks like Adam

When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver

And beasts of the field say a prayer

First I carefully aim for the liver

Then I shoot from behind

(Is that fair?)

I don't care

No one hits like Adam

Matches wits like Adam

In a spitting match nobody spits like Adam

I'm especially good at expectorating

(Ten points for Adam!)

When I was a boy I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Who has brains (like Adam)

Entertains (like Adam)

Who can make up these endless refrains like Adam

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again

Who's a man among men?

Who's the super success?

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

And his name's, G-A-S-T

Everyone in the bar is confused while snicking, Oscar grab the script to correct himself.

I believe there's another 'T'

It just occurred to me that I'm completely drunk

And I've never actually sing this song this drunk before

Adam!

Everyone is cheering, while Andrew Hanbridge, Byakuya Togami, and Lux Bonteri, were watching it in seer horror. They slowly leave the bar.

[Loid is snickering at the stage]

You know, I had to remind myself on never letting Yor drink. Because I'm gonna be honest here, I wouldn't survive if I'm against her. Anya ended up hiding behind me and Yor when she saw the dead bodies, because she likes Marinette. But Anya loved to see Shirou is his Beastman form, while Louis and Adam, You and I were afraid that Anya will pork herself with their horns. They are registered weapons, but Louis said that a horned herbivore needs to apply for a license to make their horns into self-defense weapon. Adam doesn't used his, but Yor did love his and Blake's weapons. Anya ended up loving the Beauty and the Beast movie, but we did tell her that Bond isn't a prince though.


Our next number, if you want to call it that, is from PWA other group that was mentioned. But these three young guns are gonna do a cover and remix version of the Dick Figures' music video of Bath Rhymes. Mr. Canary loved the song, and wanted to do a remix cover of it. And he has a group in the PWA, he could give it a try and was the original opening of one of his events, but thought it would take up some time and wanted to do another opening, so Mr. Canary thought it would be fine to put it here, just make it into a music video and dance number. The people who'll be doing the "rapping"? Are Don, Harriet and Ogun. From what I was told, they had fun filming this. The third act of the song was hard to come up for Mr. Canary, since he admits on coming up the lyrics. He and Ms. Ruby Rose try to come up with a rap cypher for RWBY, so this is a continue learning experience for him. Honestly, I don't think this is a number or even music at all. Remember folks, I'm from a different time period. My taste will be old, even if it is fictional. Please enjoy our... Bath Rhymes... chapter remix...? I honestly don't know what the hell I saw, but it's not my cup of tea. So enjoy.

Dick Figures: Bath Rhymes (chapter remix)

[Different anime and cartoon characters are entering a dance club called; the Censor Bar, are dancing or hanging out till the lights turned off to reveal Riley Freeman up at the DJ stand]

Riley Freeman: Ladies and gents. The Censor Bar are hear to proudly present to you all, three up and coming black characters of anime.

[Harriet Bree of RWBY]

Hare will break through the three live crew with her Sonic hairdo.

[Ogun Montgomery of Fire Force]

Ogun here isn't a self-proclaimed as the acclaimed as he sets you all aflame.

[Don of the Promised Neverland]

And the bell tolls for hit row when Don here delivers the final blow.

[Riley slowly walking down as the three are behind the DJ stand]

Just drop the beat, and let the music bring in the heat.

Don: Gotcha, boss.

Ogun: We worked here at the Censor Bar.

Harriet: A little background, I'm here as sex appeal for the trio here, but I worked mostly at the counter as your server.

Ogun: I'm the heavy bouncer and head of security. I put my friends and bosses first, so don't piss me off.

Don: And I'm mostly that smartass who works at the till, but I'm the hype man there and I'm your DJ here. Let's lit this place up till the red and blue come.

[Music start playing, as Don is mixing the music]

Yeah! Uh huh. Censor bar is off. Now it's time to go off!

[Ogun is walking around the Censor Bar]

Ogun: Shorty make that booty clap

Put that butt into my lap

Cruising down these ghetto streets

Jamming to my dubstep beats

Rawr, rawr, rawr! Shit a dinosaur

Shorty hand me my broadsword

Oh, shit! Now he's eating you

Oh, fuck! Now he's trying to eat Hare too!

Yeah, right! I'm a robot guy

Shoot lasers out of my eyes

The police says to us

Harriet: "Shut the fuck up!"

Ogun: Woo!

Don: Turn up my headphones (5x)

[Ogun makes his way to Don at the DJ stand]

Ogun: Now I'm heading to the club

Make it rain, and pop some bub

Applebottoms in my face

Rocking all over the place

Don: Uh huh! Uh, yeah!

Turn up my headphones

Turn up my mic

Y'all ready for this?

Nah, it's not the time.

Ogun: I swing my cap to the back

Don: I can toast to that

Ogun: I make my ballsack slap...

Ogui and Don: ...on her booty crack

Don: I am leveling up. I got bub in my cup

Ogun: I got that ass in my lap

Harriet: No make that ass clap!

Ogun and Harriet: Make that ass clap!

Make that, make that ass clap!

Make that ass clap!

Make... that... ass... clap!

[Ogun tags Don in]

Don: Make that ass clap!

Make that, make that ass clap!

Make that ass clap!

Make... that... ass... clap!

Ogun: Yeah!

Turn up my headphones (2x)

Yeah!

Uh huh

Turn up my headphones (2x)

These are sounds that sound cool

Y'all ready for this?

[Don goes down to the dancefloor]

Don: Yor forge style, begging down on my knees

[Don is dancing around with Elm Ederne, and the female cast of How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift series]

Muscle girls appeal went up to a thousand degrees

[Counter slide towards Rias Gremory]

Rias' red hot fire, she's sex and appeal

[Don is sitting next to Gojo and Marin cosplayers with the actual Marin and Gojo next to them]

Marin goes down on Gojo for every one of his meals

[Don goes to a table with Kakegurui]

Everybody loves Jambi, and her erotica voice!

[Ogun and Harriet goes to the RWBY girls]

Ogun: RWBY is playing in their room, filled of thirsty horny boys

[Harriet behind the counter]

Harriet: Our boss is poppin' bottles

Don is droppin' the beat

Ogun take him right away

'Cause he's beating his meat

Don: Yeah

Harriet: Oh, yeah!

Ogun: Make that ass clap!

Harriet: Turn up my headphones (3x)

Ogun: Make that ass clap!

Don: Woo!

Don and Ogun: Fellas...

Harriet: And ladies! On the dancefloor...

Don and Ogun: Making babies!

Harriet: Fellas...

Don and Ogun: And ladies! On the dancefloor...

All: Making babies!

[FCC police officers came in]

[Loid continue to be confused, as Anya and Yor are dancing to it]

I still don't understand on what the hell I just watch. But I'll admit, it does have a certain catch... to Anya. I saw her dancing to it, she even scream out the "making babies" line. Yor seems to enjoy it.


Now our next number, we'll have our guests to talk about it, but a little background on what was the original plan. It was meant to be Yor, and myself, but she got stage fright... even though she's sitting next to me, but I guess Anya and Bond are here with her. But I think Yor believe the dress wouldn't work well with her, so we asked around since it was the only good thing about the Cinderella 2021 movie. So bad, Anya put on the original Disney version. So we looked around for replacements, till our next guests came up with an idea. We still used the castle setting from our show for the number. Please welcome, Andrew Hanbridge of the Little Witch Academia series, and Lux Bonteri of the Star War series.

[Andrew and Lux came on stage with Anya starry eyed both of them who present both her and Yor roses as they leave. Boy boths sat down next to each other]

Andrew: Thank you, Mr. Forger.

Lux: We're happily to be here for the musical number. So Andy, tells us how this started?

Andrew: Gladly, Lux. We originally were gonna the background for Mr. Forger as he does the singing, but Yor attire was having a hard time, and so many heels broke during her twirls.

Lux: How the hell does she even kill people with those heels?

Andrew: Modifications, but she ended up backing out of the number due of it. When we were doing rehearsals so this number. Us guys had to do the Seven Nation Army while the girls had to performed the Whatta Man number. Then the dance rehearsal. That was fun, but tired as hell. Then me and Diana talked about doing the Swan Princess opening number then we got this idea on combining both numbers.

Lux: Well, one of them is already a combined two numbers into one, but we went with it since Mr. Canary loved the song. The movie is bad but servicable enough. For children. But Andy, you loved doing the number before we came in for the second number.

Andrew: I did. We tried Byakuya involved but he said no. Actually, Mr. Armin Arlelt got involved with this one since it's a good excuse for a dance number with Ms. Annie Leonhart. Didn't you try to get Ahsoka into this number?

Lux: I honestly did tried, but Ahsoka is a bad dancer surprisingly. Speaking of which, I was gonna be in your role originally with me wearing a Shepard inspired suit with different races from the Star Wars universe. But because of Ahsoka bad dancing, we had to improvise other ideas till we came up with the current number.

Andrew: We got Snappy and Amaryllis got involved since they're the most likeable characters from their High Guardian Spice series, with May Marigold who been great friends with the duo. Charlie, Vaggie and Anthony or Angel Dust he does by, are part of the number.

Lux: Didn't you try to bring in your boy, Franky?

Andrew: I did, but he rejected since Lotte isn't there. Back to the first number, Diana and I had this idea of doing a narrative storytelling of reminiscence, while nixing the original number by cutting out of the adults number.

Lux: But let us go to the number, and see what happen next.

This is My Idea + Whatta Man + Seven Nation Army

[Andrew and Lux are getting ready for the ball]

Lux: Andy, I hope you're ready for such a big night.

Andrew: It's Andrew, Luxy.

Lux: Well I'm still gonna call you, Andy. Are you sure Byakuya isn't coming?

Andrew: No, Luxy. I'm sure he'll end up bringing in unwanted baggage.

Lux: I'm sure he'll bring her along, if she taken a proper shower or maybe do some shaving.

Andrew: I'm pretty sure you Yanks love that kink.

Lux: Ha, ha! Funny, Andy.

[Diana Cavendish, Hannah England and Barbara Parker are getting ready]

Barbara and Hannah: Tonight is the night! To finally get a boyfriend!

Barbara: Then we can rub it to Akko that she couldn't get one while we did.

Hannah: I'm pretty sure Akko is swinging for the other team.

Diana: Can you two please keep it down.

Barbara and Hannah: Sorry, Diana!

Diana: Now head downstairs. We're about to leave.

Barbara and Hannah: Okay!

[Both girls left her. Both Andrew and Diana are looking at their old childhood play dates while they're at their homes]

Andrew: I can't believe I'm stuck with her all summer. I'll bet she doesn't wrestle, hunt or box.

Diana: He looks conceited

Andrew: What a total bummer

Andrew and Diana: If I get lucky I'll get chicken pox.

Andrew: So happy you could come.

Diana: So happy to be here.

Andrew and Diana: How I'd like to run!

Diana: This is not my idea...

Andrew: This isn't my idea...

Andrew and Diana: Of fun!

[Andrew is looking over his father's work studies. Diana going through her mother's heirlooms. Both of them goes down the stairs]

Andrew: I've tried all summer, but I just can't lose her.

Diana: Hey Andy, wait up!

Andrew: When picking teams, [passing a mirror] or friends, [goes to the hallway] I never choose her. You'd think she'd take a hint and learn to read.

Diana: This really isn't fair.

Andrew: I really couldn't care.

Diana: Hey, it's all or none! This is not my idea...

Andrew: This isn't my idea...

Andrew and Diana: Of fun!

[Both of them enter their limos, making their way to the ball while talking to their friends]

Barbara: You try to talk him into playing dress-up

Lux: But always flirting with the castle guards?

Hannah: I think you really sorta like him, 'fess up.

Lux: You like her better if she lose at cards?

Barbara: Four sevens, and a ten?

Hannah: I think she won again.

Lux: Every time she's won!

Diana: This is my idea...

Andrew: This isn't my idea...

Barbara, Hannah and Lux: Of fun!

[Reaching to the ball in different time then slowly enter the castle]

Andrew and Diana: For as long as I remember, we've been told we'd someday wed. Every June until September.

[Andrew and Lux walking passed other people]

Andrew: All their pushing and annoying hints.

[Diana, Barbara and Hannah are at the party]

Diana: I've got bruises with their fingerprints.

[Andrew and Lux enter the party]

Barbara and Hannah: He can't do much better we're sure.

Lux: Don't be immature...

[Music stop]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome, Andrew Hanbridge of England. And Lux Bonteri of America.

Charlie Morningstar: Hey!

[Charlie waves with Armin Arlelt, Amaryllis, and May Marigold]

May Marigold: What taken you two so long?

Amaryllis: I was ready to cause some little chaos!

Armin Arlelt: We don't need that to happen. Just be happy that Andy and Lux are here. I thought Mr. Togami was supposed to be here?

Amaryllis: Fuck that! I don't want a corpse running around here.

[May smacks Amaryllis]

Charlie: Just remember tonight, we're here to have fun.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome, Kagari Atsuko of Japan. Luz Noceda, and Ruby Rose of America. Marinette Dupain-Cheng of France.

[Atsuko, Luz, Marinette and Ruby enter the party]

Amaryllis [leans behind Charlie, muttering]: Is this part of the script?

May [turning away, muttering]: Stick with it.

Atsuko Kagari: Andrew!

Charlie [turning away, next to Andrew, muttering]: Just improvise!

Andrew [walking up]: Akko! What brought you, and your friends here?

[Diana walked inbetween them]

Diana: I say, Akko. There's no need for you to be here.

Atsuko Kagari: What?! I got dolled up for nothing?!

Andrew: Pretty much, Akko. [muttering cough] it's not your number.

Atsuko: Wait... what date is today?

Diana: Did you really forgot what it is today?

Atsuko: Yeah. Because I was meant to meet up with Deku, and Oscar, but I read the date wrong so I look up the scheduled and noticed the ball day, so I got dressed up and came here.

Diana: Oh! [shocked] I guess someone is... how do I say this? Um... Ms. Rose, do you Americans have a term on a cruel prank?

Ruby Rose: Ribbing?

Diana: That's the one!

Atsuko: Well, since I'm here, I mine as well enjoy my day.

Diana: How about the background? I'm pretty sure you'll find yourself fitting there.

Atsuko: But Andrew, I got to say this. You look good tonight. You too, Diana. But... [elbow points Diana], whatta man of selection you got here.

Diana [chuckle]: Yeah...

[Angel Dust of Hazbin Hotel, Annie Leonhart of Attack on Titan, Barbara, Diana, Hannah, Snapdragon of High Guardian Spice, Vagatha of Hazbin Hotel, start lining up in position]

All: Ooh, yeah! Ooh!

Annie Leonhart: Uh!

Vagatha: Hey!

Angel Dust: Alright!

[Start dancing. Atsuko, Luz, Marinette and Ruby are backup dancers]

All: Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man. What a mighty good man!

Vagatha: Gotta say it again now

All: Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man. What a mighty good man!

Diana: He's a mighty, mighty good man

All: Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man. What a mighty good man!

Annie: Yes, he is!

All: Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man. What a mighty good man!

Snapdragon: I wanna take a minute or two, and five much respect due. To the man that's made a difference in my world.

Vagatha: And although most men are ho's, he flows on the down low. 'Cause I never heard about him with another girl.

Angel: But I don't sweat it, because it's just pathetic. To let it get me involved in that he said/she said crowd.

Annie: I know that ain't nobody perfect. I give props to those who deserve it, and believe me y'all, he's worth it.

All: Ooh!

Diana: So here's to the future 'cause we got through the past. I finally found somebody that can make me laugh. You so crazy.

Barbara and Hannah: I think I wanna have your baby. Ah!

All: Whatta man, whatt man, whatta man (alright). What a mighty good man. Yes, he is! Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man (oh). What a mighty good man. He's a mighty, mighty good man. Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man (ooh). What a mighty good man. Goota say it again now. Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man. What a mighty good man (yes, he is now)

[Setsuna Higurashi of Yashahime series is playing Seven Nation Army on her violin]

Armin: I'm gonna fight 'em off. A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.

Lux: They're gonna rip it off. Taking their time, right behind my back.

May: And I'm talking to myself at night, because I can't forget.

Charlie: Oh, back and forth through my mine like a minuet.

[Everyone is dance shifting around to their dance partners; Armin and Annie; Charlie and Vagatha; May and Angel; Amaryllis and Snapdragon; Lux and changing between Hannah and Barbara. Andrew and Diana]

Andrew: And the message coming from my eyes. Says, "leave it alone"!

[Everyone start a blitz. Armin and Annie. Charlie and Vagatha. Dance around the others in a circle]

Armin and Charlie: La, la, la, la, la, la, la

[May and Angel. Amaryllis and Snapdragon. Changed places with the first two]

May and Amaryllis: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

[Andrew and Lux danced with Barbara and Hannah. Changed places with the last two]

Andrew and Lux: La, la, la, la, la, la, la

[All the second partners are in the middle with their first partners dances around them]

All: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

[Andrew and Diana danced in the middle with the others dancing around them]

Andrew: And if I catch it coming back my way. I'm gonna serve it to you.

[Blitz to different partners]

All: La, la, la, la, la, la, la (whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man). La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man)

[Andrew and Diana back in the middle]

Andrew: And that ain't what you want to hear. But that's what I'll do

[Ballroom blitz]

All: La, la, la, la, la, la, la (whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man). La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (whatta man, whatta man, whatta man). Oh, yeah (whatta mighty, mighty mighty, mighty, might good man). La, la, la, la, la, la, la (whatta man, whatta man, whatta man). La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (whatta man, whatta man).

[Loid and Yor are practicing ballroom dancing but Yor steps on the feet]

Yor: Sorry!

Loid: It's alright! We'll one day, make it work.

[Loid sat down, and Yor leave the stage]

Akko lines were improvise, due of the ribbing. They were on set of the number, so we work what can do.


As for our next number, our next guest wanted to try.

[Ruby Rose comes out on stage, wearing Yor's outfit]

Thank you, Loid! Our next number is something I wanted to see, but due of creative differences in Volume 8. As months to a year goes by, and I had been doing PWA, AHW, RWBY V9, RWBY: Ice Queendom, RWBY x Justice League movie, I had been very busy for the passed year or so. As for our next number, it's something Mr. Canary and I had been working on. I had to convinced Emerald on doing this number, and as for Jinn... you know the number already, but we wanted to spice it up, or at least on the onscreen presentation. And thankfully this is on FanFic TV, we can used the characters for parody usage. This is our version of Friend Like Me.

Aladdin: Friend Like Me

[Emerald Sustrai and Mercury Black are walking towards the Lamp]

Mercury: Maybe the kid is lying about the password. We don't know what he's saying since he been getting his ass kicked by Hazel. You're lucky he didn't check it out before us.

Emerald: There's only one way to find out. And besides, if I can help out Cinder in any way, this might be our only chance

Mercury: Your only chance. I got my own goal.

Emerald: Then at least let see what happen before you leave.

Mercury: Alright, just make it quick.

[Emerald walked up to the Lamp]

Emerald: "Jinn"?

[Everything stop, only Emerald and Mercury are still mobile. Blue smoke spewing out then created a blue floor where to the point of floating. Emerald and Mercury looked around to see the room to change from the insides of Monstra to a building structure. They heard a sound behind them. Turning around to see Jinn, sitting on the couch]

Jinn: Good evening. So what knowledge do you seek?

[Both Emerald and Mercury are shocked to hear]

Umm...

[Jinn sat up then looked around her]

Is there something you want to know? Perhaps your parents?

[Silhouettes of Emerald parents. Jinn disappeared then appears small and walking around Mercury legs to knock onto them, which confused both of them]

Metal? Perhaps a surgery to retrieve your legs?

[Jinn then noticed something]

Or...

[Jinn grew larger then picks Mercury up]

Maybe on how to get your Semblance back?

[Jinn placed Mercury onto her palm, finger walking tempting Mercury]

But I shall warn you for this one time. Once you asked me one more question, then...

[Timer appears with a countdown of 100 years]

The questions reset will start. I can only answered three questions. But don't asked me about immortality, because you'll die regardless and will be a waste for a question. Not the last, but a waste. I can't answer on what about to come. I don't have fortune telling events, but I do have the history of the lottery winners and some magic numbers. They're actually quite surprisingly though. I can't answer on how to kill Salem, but with the right wording, I can provide a somewhat answer on defeating her.

Mercury: Well... what kind of...

Emerald: Shut up, Merc! She'll answer that on the whim!

Jinn: And you're right. I will answer that. And lucky for you, I won't considered that as your question. But only the person who says my name will get the question.

[Jinn sits Emerald down as she's making Mercury doing pole dancing in front of them]

But I do find some... familiar presence with you. Hell, I can even change my forms but I'll make a deal with you and you only. I'll tell you through song on what I am. Okay?

[Emerald and Jinn make a handshake agreement]

Emerald: As long I don't waste a question.

Mercury: But why?

Emerald: Mercury!

Jinn: Don't worry, I won't answered that nor count that since I made a deal with your ship here.

Mercury: Ship?

Jinn: Well romance is not what it used to be, because people will forced their opinions or two people to be a thing. But for now, time to do my song number. Since I only interact with an old asshole who can't do his job right, so I had spend my years on this song. But I'm gonan worry a voice.

[Jinn grab a robin then a bright orb to place it into her throat]

You'll be surprised that Robyn has such a talented singing voice. She sometimes go out to clubs to sing under Verosika Mayday. Now as for the song.

[Jinn made Mercury start a guitar rift that turns to pop metal version of "Friend Like Me"]

I know this one question is an exclusive deal only, but good thing you have a friend like me.

[Jinn flies behind Emerald for Erza Scarlet appears right next to her then teleport them to the Fairy Tail guild that confused everyone else]

Well, Ali Baba, he had them 40 thieves

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

But, Miss, you're in luck because up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

[Appear as Riza Hawkeye at the Alchemist head building with Emerald and Mercury dressed up as the Elric Brothers]

You got some knowledge in your corner now

Heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo, and how?

Just say my name near my lamp

And then I'll say...

[Jinn appears between Emerald and Mercury, above them at Monstra]

"You got whatever left, so

What will your question be?"

Let me take your order, I'll jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me

[Jinn pulls them in to a romantic dinner with Hana, Moka Vamp, Akito Soma, Minako Okukawa, Chisa Yukizome, Misako Kurata, Kirara Mikumari, Glycine Bleumer, Eclair, Yuko Ichihara, Galatea, Eclair Tonnerre, Matsu, Makina, Momiji, Ritsuko Kunihiro are in the background with Rachel Moore serving them]

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre d'

Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

[Marie Mjolnir is showing them around DWMA, Emerald is carrying her weapons as Mercury floating above her]

I pride myself on service

You the boss, the king, the shah!

Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish

How about a little more baklava

[Momo Yaoyorozu is escorting them around UA Academy with the duo dressed as students]

Have some of column A

Try all of column B

I'm in the mood, to help you "dude"

You ain't never had a friend like me.

[Jinn makes both Emerald and Mercury dance together with the previous characters dancing with them, then with giant hands, trying to force them to kiss till...]

Can your friends do this?

[Andriod 18 doing Ki Blasts, duo dressed as the original 17 and 18 look]

Can your friends do that?

[Princess Hibana making a Sakura tree out of fire, duo dressed in Fire Force uniforms]

Can your friends pull this... out their little hat?

[Charlotte Roselei pulling out something out of her Grimoire, Emerald is wearing the Blue Rose, and Mercury is wearing the Green Mantis uniforms]

Can your friends go...?

[Jinn start shredding the guitar while rapid changing Mercury into; Suzaku Kururugi, Sasuka Uchiha, Simon Jiha, while Jinn turns Emerald both Disney versions of Aladdin before turning them both back]

Instead of three wishes, or how painful of your deaths

I can give you knowledge to unforseen wealths

[Scanty signing a contract that reads Season 2, while the duo are looking confused of the animation and dressed up as Panty and Brief]

Don't sit there buggy-eyed

I'm here to answer all your middays prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

[Monkey D. Luffy, sailing across the waters, the duo dressed as Nami and Sanji outfits with Emerald punching Mercury for gawking]

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what's your wish? I really wanna know

You got a list full of questions, so no doubt

You just have to say my name, so...

[Jinn placed her arms around them as she walked them back to the Lamp]

Em and Merc, you see

One wish, but no three

And I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain't...

Never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never...

Had a...

Friend...

Like...

Me!

[All of the previous characters are dancing with Jinn, Emerald and Mercury]

You ain't never had a friend like me

[Jinn snaps and both Emerald and Mercury are back at where they were, looking shocked]

Emerald: You must had a shit ton of time on your, hands in order to pull that off.

[Anya is playing with the Lamp as Loid and Yor are just amusing her]

Loid: Anya, what would you wish for?

Anya: Loidman!


Loid: Maybe later. Now our next number, is the one we all had fun but the casting was hard. This is the one where Yor and I got to be involved with. It's only a small bit but it was fun to interact with the main trio on set.

Yor: I would love to have Akko or Deku as a babysitter.

Anya: Making babies!

Loid: Damn that rap music. Enjoy!

Wakko's Wish: The Wishing Star

[Atsuko "Akko" Kagari, Izuku "Deku" Midoriya, and Oscar "Oz" Pine happily leave their broken house to look around the local garbage dump and junkyard]

All: We're leaving Acme Falls to find the Wishing Star. We're heading off to seek our dream come true. It's waiting right out there. The answers to our prayer.

Oz: A wish for free...

Akko and Deku: Hey, might be a multi-millionaire

All: That's why we're off to seek our destiny together!

Deku: It's one for all...

Oz: And all for one...

Akko: Times three!

All: Who cares about the stuff we lack? We're on our way, and we won't be back

Oz: Until we find that star

Akko: Gee, it looks kind of far

Deku: Too bad we don't have a car

All: Oh, what the hey! We're on our way! To find the Wishing Star! We're leaving Acme Falls to find the Wishing Star. And when we do, our troubles are gonna be through. It's just around the bend, it's where the mountains end. We're packing our load, we're hitting the road. Let's sing it together again, hey, hey! We wanna be the first to touch the Wishing Star. We're northward bound, we're leaving town today!

Deku: We're taking a stand!

Oz: We're making a vow!

Akko: This is the place!

All: The moment is now, we won't stop till its fought. We're giving it all we got.

Akko: We're coming, so ready or not?

All: Today's the day we're on our way, to find the Wishing Star!

[Everyone wakes up and join the trio at the center which reveal their sleigh]

Loid Forger: Hey, what's up? What's all the noise?

Ninny Spangcole: The little girl and the little boys.

Yumoto Hakone: They're gathered around in the village square.

Ninny Spangcole: They say there's something way out there.

Luz Noceda: Something weird, and something strange.

Inosuke Hashibira, Tanjiro Kamado & Zenitsu Agatsuma: Beyond the farthest mountain range.

Loid: What are you saying?

Yor Forger: What do you mean?

All: It's something no one's seen.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng: What's the story?

Adrien Agreste: What's the buzz?

Deku: We're about to leave, and that's because...

Akko: We're on our way to the Wishing Star.

Loid: The Wishing Star?

Yor: The Wishing Star?

Senku: What is that?

Taiju: Haven't you heard?

Senku: There's no such thing! It's too absurd.

Mamako Oosuki: What's the story?

Masato Oosuki: What's the dish?

Oz: Touch the star, and you get one wish.

Loid: You get one wish if you touch the star?

Mamako: Where's it at?

Masato: Is it way out far?

Akko: It could well be, but we just don't know

Deku: We'll soon find out, cause we're gonna go...

Trio: To the Wishing Star!

All: To the Wishing Star!

Trio: It's something weird and so bizarre! It fell to Earth from way up far!

All: They're on their way to the Wishing Star!

Trio: The Wishing Star. Oh, yes, we are. On our way, so we'll say "bon soir"! Ciao, you guys and au revoir. Now we're off to the Wishing Star.

All: Yes, it's true, the trio are, on their way to the Wishing Star.

Loid: They'll be rich as a king or czar

All: When they get their wish from the Wishing Star

Oz: I looked up in the sky last night, and all the stars were shining bright. I wished I may, and I wished I might. Just have the wish I wished last night.

All: He looked up in the sky so bright. And he saw the stars up in the night. And he wished he may, and he wished he might. Have the wish that he wished last night.

Oz: Then right there before my eyes. I saw a light up in the skies. The Wishing Star lit up the night. And then exploded really bright. It fell to Earth, and it came on down. In a great big piece that hit the ground. And then some fairy said to me; "whoever gets there first, you see, just touch the Star, that's all you do, and then you get your wish come true".

All: Touch the Star, that's all you do. And then you get your wish come true?

Loid: Wait now... let me get this straight now... You mean whoever gets there first, can have a wish all to themselves?

[The Forgers are making their way back home]

Marinette: We have to go now! Because we know now! That if I'm the first to touch the Star, the wish belongs to me!

[Marinette and Adrien leave to get a head start]

Oosuki: We've got to run now, before they're done now. So we can get a big head start, and beat the others to the punch.

[Mamako pulls Masato around to get a head start]

Excel: I can't be slow now!

[Every one is rushing back for the race]

Inosuke, Tanjiro & Zenitsu: We've got to go now!

Luz: And I have to got to get there first, because...

All: The wish belongs to me!

Loid: Belongs to me!

Mamako: Belongs to me!

Yor: Belongs to me!

Masato: Belongs to me!

Marinette: Belongs to me!

Adrien: Me!

Trio: Me!

Il Palazzo: It all belongs to me! Let's roll!

Loid: We're on our way to the Wishing Star, it could be near or it could far.

[The trio make their way to the Star]

Trio: But we're gonna get there first, you see the one who gets there first will be. In a super wagon wrapped and bowed, and on the snow it's gonna blow. It has a sail, it's like a sleigh. Look out, world, we'e on our way!

[Loid carries Anya]

Loid: Quickly Anya, we're got to scurry.

Yor: Time to go, we've got to hurry.

Taiju: Farewell to my tiny friend

Senku: Taiju needs a girlfriend

[Everyone is now racing]

All: On the road, can't stop us now. Through the town the oxen plow.

Palazzo: Clear the way, you stupid mime!

All: He gets trampled all the time.

Trio: It's over hill and over dale. Sailing down the snowy trail.

Mamako: Through the trees is plenty quick

Masato: We can go by pogo stick

Senku: Taiju, are you pondering exactly what I'm pondering?

Taiju: I think so, Senku, but just how will we get the weasel to hold still?

Senku: No, that wish is all we need. Our plan could finally succeed.

Trio: Onward through the snow we drift. Onward toward the mountain cliff!

Palazzo: The one who finds that Wishing Star, will soon be eating caviar.

Loid: And that, my friend, is going be no one else except for me.

Marinette: Cause this is definitely going to be, our golden opportunity.

Inosuke, Tanjiro & Zenitsu: I'm gonna get that wish, you see.

Luz, Ninny, & Noel Niihashi: The Star belongs to me.

Inosuke, Tanjiro & Zenitsu: No, no, the Star belongs to me.

Luz, Ninny & Noel: No, no, the Star belongs to me.

Folger: To me!

Oosuki: To me!

Marinette & Adrien: To me!

All: To me!

Trio: I gottta get to the Wishing Star!

Folger: I gotta get to the Wishing Star!

Marinette & Adrien: I hope it's near and not too far!

All: Gotta be first to the Wishing Star!

Taiju: Here we are, my friend, and all, the rest have gone to find the Wishing Star. We've been left behind.

Senku: You'll find that they won't get too far. For we will get there first.

Taiju: Well, that's different then isn't it?

All: I gotta get to the Wishing Star! We're doing really good so far!

Palazzo: Out of my way, whoever you are!

All: I'm gonna get to the Wishing Star. Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing.

[Everyone got into a crash together that Excel cause]

The Wishing... the Wishing... Star!

Akko: Maybe we shoulda kept this as our little secret

All: The Wishing Star!

[Loid laughs with Anya waving to the audience]

I'm gonna be honest here, Excel would never survive in my line of a job. Or even my second or third job as a father and doctor. But knowing her track record, they would be dead on the first frame. We had fun filming this scene, but if we did an actual parody reenactment film, we would had been recast since Anya and Bond would had gotten the role of Mindy and Buttons, and Yor and I could be replace. This number is a one time only, and Anya was playing offscreen playing with Nezuko. I don't trust that Zenitsu though. Just around women, in general. He was assaulting Yor on set, and asked Anya for marriage when she turned a certain age, but I told him that we're going under German rules. Anyways, we are here, to tell you all that's all we can present to you all. And we here, want to thank you all!

[Mr. Canary walked onto the stage, confusing Loid]

What the...?

Canary: Sorry for being late.

Loid: I thought you went missing?

Canary: I was at my office. Taking a break.

Loid: But...

Canary: I was working so much on Pro Wrestling of Animation for a year and a half, I didn't have time to do something else in my spare time. Producing wrestling matches, and coming up for events. So doing this musical night is something I wanted to do. Plus, I'm taking a summer vacation of my own from PWA. As for the songs, I just straight up pick songs that I personally like. And I would had picked Disney scenes. Jukebox musical is something easy to do, and quite lazy actually. But if I would had come up with a jukebox musical, I would just choose an anime and one band. But now I finally got to do this lazy jukebox musical chapter, I feel like I got more juice in my mental batteries. Maybe I'll do more, depend on audience reception. Believe it or not, I didn't have anyone cast in the last musical except Senku and Taiju because the idea of them being Pinky and the Brain just made me laugh. They were the first, then everyone else came later or some cast shift around. Anyways, I hope you all had fun reading this. I had PWA, and maybe a Suicide Six to write.

[Anya passed the Lamp of Knowledge to Mr. Canary]

Anya: What would you wish for?

[Mr. Canary grab the lamp]

Canary: Well... maybe Satanophany getting an anime, but I doubt it due of it subject.


[Junko Enoshima of Danganronpa, Satoko Hojo of Higurashi, and Yuno Gasai of Mirai Nikki came behind them]

Canary: Oh! Junko. Satoko. Yuno. What bring you hear?

[Junko grab the Lamp]

Junko: We got our own questions, do you mind boss?

Canary: The stage is yours.

[Canary, Loid and Anya sat down]

Junko: Oh Jinn!

[Jinn appears behind them]

Jinn: Ah, shit!

[Changed into Chisa Yukizome]

What is it you want Junko? I'm pretty sure I ran out of questions by now.

Satoko: But this is FanFic TV. The writers have bullshit powers here.

Jinn: Let's get this over with. What knowledge do you seek?

Yuno: Will Yuki break up with me?

Satoko: Will Dead Tube get an anime?

Junko: Will Satanophany get an anime?

Jinn: Yuki is beyond boring, you can keep him all to yourself.

Yuno: That's all I need to hear.

Jinn: As for the other two... most likely Dead Tube due of Citrus might had cause the Yuri genre some problems on getting as big a "Yuri on Ice". Plus Dead Tube is mostly for a male audience with a male main character as the lead, the Japanese audience won't support a Yuri main character due of Citrus or at least a low budget series that has to cut out the Yuri element out of it, but the Nazism imagery is their biggest hurdle. But...

[Jinn looks at the last musical number]

Perhaps the Wishing Star will grant that last wish.

Junko: Who's up ahead?

Jinn: Your questions had been answered. See you in a hundred years, but hopefully you three will die.

[Jinn returns to the Lamp. The trio are looking over and watch the last number play out]

Junko: Where is the Wishing Star?

Loid: We made that...

[Canary shush him up]

Canary: Somewhere Hungarian

Junko: Well, you heard him ladies! If we want our psychotic sisters to get an anime adaptation, we will need to go to the Wishing Star! Jinn!

[Jinn appears]

Jinn: You had three questions already.

Junko: Play out the last number!

Jinn: Thank I can do!

[Wishing Star melody as they leave]

Loid: They do know that number film on set and location, right?

Canary: Just let them have fun. Junko will be Despaired anyways.

Wakko's Wish: The Wishing Star (King reprise)

[The trio start breaking in a car to make their way, with Yor driving. Junko gives out Yor papers]

Junko: We're on our way to go, and touch the Wishing Star! We're not gonna be rich, but belong to three!

Yuno: Please don't sing.

Junko: You'd better bet, we'll be getting there first. And if we don't, our lives will be cursed. So wish that wish will wind up belonging to we!

Satoko: I wish!

Junko: I want it so much, we gotta go touch that Wishing Star

Yuno: Okay, okay!

Junko: They're getting ahead. They'll get it instead of we. We gotta be quick! We gotta be fast! We gotta kill out the rest of the cast, to get to that Star, and wish for Satanophany!

[Yor drive as in if they're in GTA, and running over people for the fun it]

Satoko: We're on our way today, to the find the Wishing Star

Yuno: Got to get there first!

Satoko: We're on our way to have a dream come true

Junko: Got to find it

Satoko: Is there somewhere?

Junko and Yuno: Poor and needy, we're not greedy

Satoko: That wish you see...

Junko: Belongs to we!

Yuno: So out of the way 'cause we gotta be...

Satoko: The first in line to try and go find the Wishing Star

Junko and Yuno: It's over the mountains, and the hills.

All: It's one for all, and all for one, times three! We're taking a stand! We're making a vow! This is the place, the moment is now! This is out golden opportunity! The Wishing Star belongs to three!

[Mr. Canary watches over]

See y'all next time!