The normal, green shelled Lakitu was reeling in the red shelled Lakitu after he fell in the gorge before the entrance to the mountain. Wiggler and Shy Guy shook their heads at the red shelled Lakitu, who folded his arms as he rolled his eyes to the back of his head, being in his standard kart.

"Look, I had a bit too much to drink tonight, all right?" RS Lakitu snarkly remarked. "Lay off me."

Wiggler sighed as she moved her lower arms about. "You shouldn't be so careless. Drinking and driving isn't a good thing to be doing."

Shy Guy flailed his arms about as he mumbled in agreement. "Yeah! Do you know what happens to people who drink and drive?"

As Shy Guy finished, the three generic racers turned around to see a lone Koopa Troopa driving towards the mushroom, babbling as he had a brown bottle of beer in his right hand. He then swerved towards the right too much, going over the neon zipper as he missed the red bouncy mushroom and fell down the gorge, a crash being heard. The Lakitu scoffed as Wiggler and Shy Guy continued giving each other worried glances.