"Ha! Told you guys that we could have a chapter of this fanfic without Toadette!" Wiggler exclaimed as she moved her upper hands about.
Birdo folded her arms as she glanced at Wiggler, with her, Wiggler, and Dry Bowser all sitting on the non bouncy red mushroom in the middle of the gorge just outside the giant bluish green mountain. "Well, she's not in this particular one, but we are mentioning her by name."
"It can't be helped. She's a mushroom, and this is the Mushroom Gorge." Dry Bowser commented as he sighed, folding his skeletal arms together. "That's the one thing I can't stand. Mushrooms."
"But you like Toadette." Wiggler commented as she placed her lower right hand on her hip, being in the middle with Birdo to her right and Dry Bowser to her left.
Dry Bowser turned his skeletal head to Wiggler. "I may like the little squirt, but I just can't stand mushrooms. They're stupid looking, they make you big..."
"What's wrong with being big?" Birdo asked as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head.
Dry Bowser sighed as he closed his eyes, looking down at the white, seemingly bottomless gorge. "Oh forget it. Forget that I even spoke a word."
Birdo and Wiggler shrugged as they chatted with each other, while Dry Bowser sighed, taking the time to meditate as he tried focusing on how wonderful the atmosphere was.
