The Mushroom Gorge had a lot of yellow coins on this odd day today. Most of the visitors didn't know why, but they did watch Mario and Wario make complete stupid idiots out of themselves as they were quick to snatch up as many coins as possible, trying to outdo each other. Luigi and Waluigi were watching from the green mushroom in the middle of the gorge, each of them placing a bet on their bro.
"Out of my way!" Wario shouted because he shoulder bashed the Goombas on the dirt paved path to oblivion,."Can't you see I'm trying to get these coins?"
"Pah! You wish!" Mario taunted while he jumped on Wario's head, causing the fat man to drop some yellow coins. Mario laughed as he smacked his butt at Wario, only to be tackled into the sky.
Wario attempted to pick up the coins he dropped, but he was then blasted by a winged Spiny Blue Shell, causing him to drop all of his coins. There were coins that were right on the edge, and Wario attempted to grab them, but... he missed, and fell into the endless white gorge instead.
"D'oh I Missed!" Wario exclaimed as he flailed his arms about, screaming for hours. "Uwah...!"
"Goddamn it." Waluigi grumbled while glaring at the other brother. "Looks like your dumbass wins."
"I knew it!" Luigi shouted in celebration only to suddenly be placed in jail for betting illegal substances instead of actual cash because he was that idiotic.
