A/N - Okay, since this was requested by a number of friends, I decided to update this one next. Sadly, it's a pretty short chapter, only clocking in at 6218 words. So I apologize for that.

Anyways, this chapter is basically team introductions, Yugao's test for her team, and other such stuff.

Hopefully you enjoy the chapter. I was having the hardest time thinking up anything to write. x.x Kinda burning myself out here. lol

Anywho, read on and hopefully enjoy!


Chapter 3 – The Test

Naruto and his girls truly felt sorry for poor Alisa Reinford. They had been waiting an equal amount of time as Team 7, though they weren't entirely sure why it was taking so long. The entire time, they had watched as Sakura tore into Alisa for one thing or another. There was a change in Sakura's attitude, though. Well, sort of.

After Sasuke blew her off, Sakura hadn't spoken a word about him. So, what was she harping on Alisa about now? It started with Sakura griping about the fact Alisa had shot at her with an arrow and pinned her to the wall. Then, Alisa made a remark that Naruto missed and, ever since, Sakura had been bitching at Alisa about one thing after another.

Sighing heavily, Naruto gently moved Chompette from his lap and proceeded down the stairs until he was standing at Alisa's side. Looking into Sakura's eyes, Naruto said, "Sakura, that's enough. Whatever tension there is between you both, you need to settle it NOW."

When Sakura went to snap at him, Naruto held up his hand to silence her. "Sakura, I'm not trying to be mean or anything. I'm saying this for your own good. There's going to be a test to determine if we're ready to be Genin. And something Konoha has always prided itself on is teamwork. In order to pass, I'm certain you'll need to work together. And we all know how Sasuke is, so it'll be up to you and Alisa to work together and prove that you have what it takes to be true Genin, whether Sasuke helps you or not."

Sakura wanted to refute his point, but the more she thought over his words, the truer they seemed to be. Chancing a glance back at Sasuke, she frowned sadly and asked, "Sasuke-kun? You will work with us…right?"

"Hn." Sasuke said as he glared at the wall. He had no interest in deigning her with any kind of verbal response.

Sakura could feel tears welling up in her eyes. Turning back to Naruto, she said, "Thank you, Naruto. For before, and for the advice. I'm sorry…"

Naruto smiled at her and said, "It's fine. Best of luck in your test."

Alisa looked from Sakura up into Naruto's eyes. "Thanks from me, as well. We'll give it our best shot, with or without Sasuke. I can see why Hinata looks up to you."

Naruto offered Alisa a smile as well before he said, "Well, I just hope I don't disappoint anyone. I'm not perfect, after all." Chuckling softly, he turned and walked back up to his girlfriends/teammates. Seating himself again, he allowed Chompette to take her usual seat and held her close.

"That was awfully nice of you, darling." Booette said with a small smile on her face. "You didn't have to do that f-for them, but you did. You may not be p-perfect, but you're still a g-good person."

Bowsette smirked in response to this and said, "May not be perfect, but he's the perfect man for us. That's for damn sure." Chompette and Booette giggled at that while Naruto just blushed.

Before anymore could be said, the door opened and in walked Yugao, dragging Kakashi behind her by the ear. "Sorry I'm late. I had to 'convince' this idiot to come with me. I wasn't about to let him make you three wait for three hours." She said before releasing Kakashi.

While Kakashi tried to nurse his bruising ear, Yugao smiled pleasantly at Team 11 and said, "You four are with me. Please follow me. Kakashi…" seeing she had the man's attention, she said, "If I hear about you doing ANYTHING stupid, I'll be bringing you before Hokage-sama to answer for your bullshit. This means you give everyone a fair shot and you don't favor one particular member of your team. You train them all equally or I'll make sure you're replaced. Do you understand me?"

Kakashi simply eye-smiled at her and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Yugao narrowed her eyes at the man, but eventually just shook her head. "You used to be so much better than this, Kakashi. What a shame. I'm sure the Fourth is rolling in his grave, seeing what you've become." She said before leaving the room. She wasn't going to stay and breathe the same air as him.

Kakashi looked furious at Yugao's comment, but soon shook it off. When Naruto and his girlfriends moved to walk past him, the silver haired Jonin tried to grab him by the shoulder. However, Naruto easily smacked his hand away before glaring into his lone eye. "Don't even try it. Don't even say a fucking word. I won't listen to any more of your bullshit. You want to take them away from me." He said, motioning towards Bowsette and her friends. "So y'know what? You can go suck little Ukey's cock if you think so damn highly of him. For your sake, I hope you train your team equally and don't leave Sakura and Alisa on the side. And, for the record, I agree with Yugao-sensei. Father would be disappointed with you." And with that, he left the room, followed by his three girlfriends.

Kakashi glared at them until they were gone. Afterwards, he turned to his supposed 'team' and said, "Meet me on the roof. I'm giving you five minutes. Don't keep me waiting." And with that, he was gone.

Alisa and Sakura watched as Sasuke left, but the two of them chose to stay behind and talk. Their 'sensei' had kept them waiting and would have kept them waiting for much longer if Yugao hadn't done what she had. So, they decided it was better to try and bury the hatchet and start off on a new leaf together. "Sakura, I apologize for earlier. I shouldn't have pinned you to the wall like that. I admit, you were getting on my nerves, but I still shouldn't have aimed my weapon at you. And for that, I'm sorry."

Sakura shook her head and said, "It was my fault. You have nothing to apologize for, Alisa. I didn't think Sasuke was such a jerk! And our sensei doesn't sound like he'll be any better. I get the feeling he's only focused on Sasuke. I swear, if he favors that jerk over us and leaves us out to dry, I'm talking to the Hokage about it! Besides that, did you hear what Naruto said? Our sensei doesn't seem like the nicest person in the village. That's for sure."

The blonde nodded and said, "Agreed. What kind of person tries to break up a happy relationship like that? Besides that, they clearly really, really like Naruto. What gives him the right to decide who is good enough for them or not?"

"Seriously." Sakura said. "What a jerk."

"Gee, I'm glad you think so highly of me." Kakashi said as he stared at them from the doorway. "I thought I told you NOT to keep me waiting."

Alisa and Sakura simply smirked wickedly at him. "Turnabout is fair play, sensei. Either take us seriously and treat us with the respect you expect us to show you, and we'll show up on time next time. If you keep making us wait as long as you did today, then you can expect the same treatment in return." Alisa said.

"I am your superior! When I give a command, I expect you to follow it to the letter! I could fail you right now for your insubordination." Kakashi said, only for Sakura to interrupt him before he could say anything more.

"And we have no problem taking matters up with Hokage-sama. If you try to push the issue, we'll talk to him and get transferred to a team where we actually MATTER to the Jonin in charge. Now, are you going to take us seriously or not?"

Kakashi narrowed his eye at them for a time before he scoffed and left the room. This time, the two girls followed after him, deciding to just get this bullshit over and done with. I really wish I was on Hinata's team. Alisa thought to herself with a scowl on her face.

Naruto

"You know he's going to pass the team regardless of the fact that Sasuke's not a team player, right?" Naruto asked Yugao.

Yugao grumbled irritably and said, "Oh, I know. I don't like it, but it's his prerogative. I swear though, if he doesn't take training those two girls seriously, I'll push to have them transferred to another team. I know Alisa would have loved to be paired with Hinata, so perhaps we could work something out there. Not sure what we could do about Sakura."

Bowsette frowned and said, "Even if she apologized, I don't want her on this team. I'd say put her on Team 10, but her rivalry with that Ino girl wouldn't help either of them. They'd constantly be at each other's throats. In the end, though, I suppose it's up to the Hokage what to do with them."

As Bowsette shrugged it off, Booette frowned slightly and said, "She m-may have been m-m-mean to Naruto-kun before, but she still deserves a c-chance. Doesn't she?"

Bowsette shrugged again and said, "I'm not saying she doesn't. I just don't want her transferred onto our team. Hokage-sama can figure out what to do with her. She's got a LOT of catching up to do if she does stick to this career of hers. She's got no meat on her bones. No muscle to speak of, either. I honestly hope that she starts eating healthier and works out."

"One can only hope." Yugao said. "Naruto-kun, I want you to keep an eye on them with your shadow clones. If Kakashi starts to show Sasuke signs of favoritism and neglects the other two, I want you to inform me right away. Okay?"

Naruto nodded and said, "Of course, Yugao-sensei. First though, are we going to have a test as well? Or have you decided we'll be okay?"

Yugao stopped and turned to face her team. "Hokage-sama put me in charge of this team for a reason. As far as I'm concerned, you're all just fine. But I want to do some tests to see how well you all work together, regardless. So, here's what I want you to do." She said, a smirk slowly spreading across her face. "I want you to work together to steal three items from the other teams' sensei. From Kakashi, I want that little orange book of his. From Kurenai, I want you to steal the paper she keeps inside her left breast pocket. Finally, from Asuma, I want you to steal his pack of cigarettes. Bring them to me and you'll have passed my test."

Chompette frowned thoughtfully for a time before asking, "Does it matter how we obtain the items? Or can we do pretty much whatever we want? 'Cause if that Kakashi guy tries to touch me again, I'm going to bite off his hand."

Yugao shrugged and said, "Do whatever you like. Just, try not to hurt Kurenai, please. Kakashi and Asuma are fair game to maim and/or injure in whatever way you please. Kurenai is a dear friend, however, and I'd rather she not be hurt."

"Gotcha. Mind if I ask why you don't like Asuma, though?" Bowsette questioned curiously.

Yugao frowned deeply and said, "Asuma's been harassing Kurenai for months now. She's not interested in him, but he still persists on bothering her. He's like Kiba in that regard; he doesn't know how to take 'no' for an answer. Besides, Kurenai is already in a relationship with one of her friends. And no, I'm not telling you who. If she wants to tell you, that's her prerogative."

Naruto smirked and said, "I already know who she's seeing, anyways. I've seen the two of them walking with each other throughout the village, always holding hands. They look really happy with one another."

Yugao chuckled softly and said, "Of course you already know. I shouldn't be surprised." Shrugging it off, she turned and pointed towards a training ground some distance away. "I'll be waiting for you in Training Ground #4. Try not to keep me waiting too long, okay?"

Naruto saluted her and said, "Yes, ma'am! We'll get those items for you, no problem. They should still be with their teams, probably having lunch or something by now. I'm looking forward to screwing over Kakashi."

Bowsette smirked and said, "This is going to be fun."

Booette giggled and said, "If need be, I c-can always b-become transparent and sneak up on them. Getting the i-items should be easy enough that way, right?"

Chompette pouted cutely at her and said, "Awww. Where's the fun in that, though? I wanna chomp off Kakashi's hand!"

Naruto sighed and said, "We can decide how to get each item when we see them. Team 7 is probably on the roof of the school. Team 8 is probably at the bakery nearby, knowing Hinata's craving for cinnamon buns. As for Team 10, they're probably at Yakiniku Q getting some BBQ, knowing how Choji is. I say we hit Team 7 first. I don't trust Kakashi to stay still for long."

"Good point. How are we going to sneak up on them, though? Getting that book from him won't be easy." Bowsette questioned.

Naruto smirked and said, "You just leave that up to me. A little divide and conquer trick should work to distract him. Trust me."

Chompette grinned and said, "I'm looking forward to this. This is gonna be fun!"

Team 7

Kakashi eye-smiled at his team as they were finally all together, seated before him. However, he noticed that Alisa and Sakura were sitting as far away from Sasuke and him as they could. Frowning at this behind his mask, he soon shrugged it off and said, "Let's get introductions out of the way, shall we? I'll go first to give you an example of what to say."

"My name is Kakashi Hatake. I have a few things I like and plenty of things I don't like. I don't have many hobbies and my dream…?" Shrugging again, he pointed towards Sakura. "Your turn Pinky."

Sakura narrowed her eyes at him before saying, "My name is Sakura Haruno. I used to like Sasuke, but not anymore. I wish I could say I like Ino, but after we broke off our friendship to chase after this bastard, I can't even deal with her anymore. So, what I do like is people that treat me with some respect and kindness. That means people like Naruto and Alisa. I like chocolate chip cookies and mint ice cream. I dislike arrogant snobs like Sasuke. I also dislike you, Kakashi. I'm sure you can figure out why that is. Hmm, I like the Princess Gale movies and romance novels. As for a dream? I suppose I want to meet a nice guy and settle down with him. Having a family sounds really nice."

Kakashi narrowed his eye at her, clearly not please with what she had said. Instead of commenting on it, however, he looked at Alisa and said, "You're next."

Alisa smirked and said, "My name is Alisa Reinford. I like my family's maid: Sharon Kreuger. I like Hinata a lot, as well. She's my dearest friend. I like archery, as well. I dislike Sasuke and his fangirls. And, like Sakura, I can't stand you. I also can't stand my mother anymore. Not since Dad passed away last year. My hobbies are practicing my archery and tinkering with machines of all kinds, big and small. Finally, my dream is to take over the Reinford Company and bring it to new heights. And, like Sakura, I want to get married someday and have children."

Kakashi sighed aggravatedly and asked, "Are you two going to show me any respect at all? I am your sensei, after all. I think that entitles me to some respect."

Alisa and Sakura looked into each other's eyes before turning back to Kakashi. "No." they said as one. "You haven't earned our respect yet, Kakashi." Sakura continued.

Grumbling irritably, Kakashi turned to Sasuke with an eye-smile and said, "Your turn Sasuke."

Sasuke grunted in response before saying, "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I have few likes and many dislikes. I don't have any hobbies and my ambition is to kill a certain man and restore my clan."

"In other words, 'I've got a huge stick up my ass, I like reading gay porn, and I dislike when people diss the hairdo. My hobbies are grunting in different syllables and taking it up the ass. And my dream is to kill my brother for daring to paint my house red and to take it up the ass from you, Kakashi-sensei.'" Naruto said as he appeared on the roof with them.

Despite themselves, Sakura and Alisa began to snicker to themselves. Sasuke was seething in anger and Kakashi was looking at Naruto with disdain. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with your whores?" Kakashi questioned angrily.

Naruto frowned at the man and said, "First, don't go calling my girlfriends whores ever again. Second, I'm just borrowing a little something. I might or might not give it back, depending on how well you behave."

Kakashi blinked in confusion before Naruto held up his dear autographed copy of Jiraiya's first Icha Icha book. Eye widening, he tried to grab it back, only for Naruto to toss the book over the edge of the roof. Screaming in anger and frustration, Kakashi rushed towards the edge of the roof, only to see over 100 Naruto clones running around, each of them with an exact replica of Kakashi's favored book. "What the hell have you done?!"

Naruto shrugged and said, "Oh, nothing major. I just need to borrow your book for a while. And before you go chasing after my clones, you are still in the middle of a team meeting. Try to keep your priorities straight, Kakashi-baka."

Lunging at Naruto, Kakashi gripped his throat tight and began to choke him. He was so angry he never considered the possibility that he was either going to kill the real Naruto or that the Naruto before him could be a clone as well. When it smirked at him and said, "Boom." Kakashi's eye widened before he was caught in an explosion, sending him flying off of the roof, screaming in unbridled rage. "You son of a bitch!"

The real Naruto smirked as he walked off casually with his girlfriends. "And that's one."

Booette giggled and flipped the book around in her hand. "What is this book about, anyways?"

Naruto deadpanned at her and said, "It's straight up pornography. There's no real story, just sex, sex and more sex. Written by the super pervert himself: Jiraiya. Like Gramps said, it's best to steer clear of that depraved pervert."

Bowsette nodded and said, "Noted. Now, who should we strike next?"

"Asuma. We'll save Kurenai for last. I'm hoping we can just talk to Kurenai and convince her to give us the paper for a while. We'll return it when our test is over. Or Yugao-sensei will, I'm sure." Naruto said.

Chompette grinned and said, "I wonder if Asuma will miss his hand? I want to chomp something off!"

Booette and the others giggled at this before she said, "I think I s-should be the one to get the smokes. I can turn invisible, after a-all."

Chompette pouted cutely at her, but soon slumped over and said, "You've got a point. Then, who will talk to Kurenai? Bowsette or me?"

Bowsette patted her friend atop the head and said, "I think it'll be for the best if I talk to her. Or we could both approach her."

Chompette nodded eagerly and said, "Let's do that! I don't want to be left out of the fun."

Giggling to themselves, the team of four hurried off towards Yakiniku Q to snatch their next item.

Yakiniku Q

Asuma was gawking in shock as he watched Choji wolf down plate after plate of food. Idly reaching for his wallet, he opened it and stared in abject horror at the severe lack of funds. "Choji, you can stop anytime now. I can't afford to keep feeding you like this!"

Choji glared into Asuma's eyes and said, "You promised an all you can eat buffet of food! I'm not going to stop until I've had my fill."

Asuma looked even more horrified at that proclamation. This time, his hand reached down to fumble for his smokes…only to realize that they had mysteriously vanished. Eyes widening, he looked at Ino, who sat to his left. "Did you take my cigarettes?"

Ino frowned at him and said, "Ew! Of course I wouldn't touch those disgusting things!"

Asuma frowned and looked at Shikamaru. "And you? I'm sure Choji didn't take them."

Shikamaru stared blankly into Asuma's eyes and said, "No. You sure you didn't drop them somewhere?"

The smoker frowned and began patting his pants again. "Where the heck did they go? I know I had them on me when we entered the restaurant."

Outside, Booette held up Asuma's package of cigarettes and giggled evilly to herself. "And that makes two."

Team 8

"Kiba, I swear to Kami that if you keep looking at my breasts like the lecherous pig you are, I'll put you in a genjutsu you'd have no chance of escaping from." Kurenai said, glaring at the boy who couldn't seem to look her in the eyes.

Hinata stopped nomming on cinnamon buns to glance at Kurenai and Kiba. "I think he wishes he had Naruto-kun's luck with the ladies. He knows he can't get a date, but he's too stupid to realize why that is." She said before she resumed snacking on her yummy treats. "Mmmm. Cinnamon. Yuuuummy."

Kiba glared at Hinata and said, "I don't see how that loser managed to bag three hotties! I don't understand what any of you girls see in him!"

Hinata smirked as she looked into her sensei's eyes. "See what I mean? Jeaaaalous."

Before anymore could be said, Bowsette and Chompette walked up to their table on the outdoor patio. Bowing politely to Kurenai, Bowsette soon straightened and said, "Hello Kurenai-san. Our sensei has sent us out to collect three items for our test. We got what we needed from Kakashi and Asuma, and we decided it would be best to just talk to you directly, rather than steal what we need from you."

Kurenai quirked a brow and was about to ask what they needed, but Kiba beat her to the punch. "Why the hell do you girls like that loser so much?! What the hell does he have that a true alpha like me doesn't?"

Chompette scowled at him and said, "For one, he doesn't stink like you do."

"He also respects women, whereas you view them merely as sex objects." Bowsette added.

"It helps that he's cute and has a nice butt." Hinata said with a giggle.

Kiba gawked at the three of them before clenching his fists angrily. "As far as I'm concerned, you're all just dumb bitches that don't know what a real man looks like. You three will be lucky if that loser doesn't get you killed on your first real mission!"

Kurenai scowled at Kiba and said, "Kiba, I'm giving you a choice. You can either shut up and stop badmouthing Naruto, or I can take you straight to your mother and tell her exactly what you've been saying and doing. Maybe she can beat some sense into you."

Kiba scoffed at the threat before staring at Bowsette lustfully. "Seriously, what's a hot bitch like you doing with that loser? You some kind of freak that's into the dirty shit?"

"Don't say I didn't warn you." Kurenai said before she trapped the mangy mutt in a nasty genjutsu. When he began to cry and beg for something to stop, Kurenai smiled pleasantly and turned to face Team 8's guests. "You were saying?"

Chompette smiled brightly at her and said, "Yugao-sensei wants us to borrow that paper in your pocket. She'll give it right back, but she sent us to get a few things and that happens to be the last item we need. Can we please borrow it?"

Kurenai looked hesitant, but before she could speak, Bowsette spoke up. "If you don't want to hand it over, that's fine. You could just come with us to see her. So long as we get it there somehow, I don't think she'll mind too much."

The red-eyed beauty took a moment to think on it before she nodded. Looking at her students, she placed some money on the table to pay for their snacks and drinks. Afterwards, she said, "You're dismissed."

As Kurenai left with Bowsette and Chompette, Hinata looked at Kiba, who had curled up on the floor in a fetal position. Shrugging her shoulders uncaringly, she finished the rest of her cinnamon buns before she left the restaurant without a word to either of her teammates.

Left behind, Shino looked at Kiba and shook his head. "Such poor behavior. You will obviously be the weak link in our team." He said before he helped Kiba break out of the genjutsu. Afterwards, he left without another word.

Kiba blinked as he looked around for a moment. "Where'd everybody go?"

Team 11

Yugao smirked to herself when she saw her team enter the training ground with Kurenai in tow. Approaching their sensei, they went to hand her the items procured from Kakashi and Asuma, only to hear an angry roar coming from behind them. Quickly turning around, they saw a VERY angry Kakashi charging towards them. So, acting quickly, Bowsette took Kakashi's book from Booette and held it up while producing a fire on the tip of her left index finger. "Take another step and I burn this thing to ashes." She threatened.

When Kakashi took another step forward, Bowsette pressed the flame against the book, watching as it began to burn. "Stop right there, Kakashi. I won't have you attacking my beloved."

Before things could escalate even further, Yugao stepped in front of her team and said, "Kakashi, I suggest you back off NOW. If you want your book back, you'll behave yourself. I'm the one that ordered them to obtain these items. If you're going to be mad at anyone, direct it towards me."

Seeing as he wasn't calming down, Naruto looked into Bowsette's eyes and nodded his head once. "Do it."

"With pleasure." Bowsette said before burning the book to ashes. Letting them blow away in the wind, she smirked wickedly at Kakashi and said, "Oops. I didn't mean to do that. So sorry."

Kakashi's eye widened, and he collapsed to his knees. "N-No…not my first edition, autographed copy…" His shocked expression soon gave way to a furious one. "How could you do this to me?! What the hell did I ever do to you?! Do you know how fucking much that book cost?!"

Bowsette quirked a brow at Kakashi and said, "What did you do? You tried to take us away from our one, true love. I think we all know who the 'better man' is that you mentioned. And let's face it, he's got no way to please a lady, especially considering he fantasizes about taking it up the ass by his brother. No, Kakashi, you deserved this punishment. If anything, you deserve far worse! You would have tried to kill our beloved if you had the chance. You insulted him, humiliated him in front of a large crowd of people, and you're a prick. If I were you, I'd go home and seriously reconsider my life. So shoo, shoo."

Before Kakashi could reply, Yugao said, "I suggest you do as she said. Leave my team alone, or else."

"Or else what? You'll kill me? Cut off my man jewels? What the hell else could you do to me besides taking away my precious treasure?!" Kakashi questioned angrily.

Yugao said, "Oh, killing you would be a mercy. I do believe I'll get Anko involved. She'd love to get her hands on you. And not in the pleasant way you might be imagining." Staring hard into his eye, she continued. "I can also take matters up with Hokage-sama. Trying to harm one of my students definitely won't look good in his eyes. Hell, if you even think about trying to harm them in any way, I'll get Hokage-sama involved. That's a promise."

Kakashi scowled at her before he turned and stormed off. This isn't over. Not by a long shot.

Turning back to smile at her team, Yugao said, "Excellent job. Kurenai, sorry for dragging you here like this, but I wanted to see how they worked together as a team. Thank you for your cooperation."

Kurenai nodded in understanding before looking seriously into her friend's eyes. "You do know he's not just going to let this go, right? Are you sure your students will be okay?"

Yugao frowned thoughtfully for a time before she looked into her students' eyes, one at a time. "They'll be fine. I'm sure they can handle themselves should Kakashi try anything. However, if he does attack them, there will be hell to pay. I'll make sure he's demoted and removed as Team 7's sensei."

"Good. So, what'd you have them take from Asuma?" Kurenai questioned.

Chompette grinned and held up Asuma's pack of cigarettes. Without a word, she handed it to Bowsette to dispose of properly.

Kurenai giggled a bit and said, "I see. Serves him right."

"Indeed, it does." Yugao said. "Anyways, you're all dismissed. Try to have a pleasant rest of the day. Tomorrow is when we'll deliver the news to Hokage-sama about who passed and who failed. Personally, I hope Kakashi fails Sasuke at the very least. However, knowing him, he'll pass the team just so he can focus on Sasuke. Damn bastard."

As the team walked off to spend the rest of the day together, Kurenai looked into Yugao's eyes and said, "I'm tempted to ask Hokage-sama if he'll trade Kiba to Team 7 in exchange for Alisa. I can't stand that pig."

The purple-haired woman sighed and shook her head exasperatedly. "He's really going to be a pain in the ass, isn't he?"

"Yes. The entire time, he kept staring at my breasts. Then he called us women 'bitches' that should be honored to be with him, a 'real alpha male'. It's also obvious that he's jealous of Naruto. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he and Kakashi seek to harm Naruto and his girlfriends." Kurenai said.

Yugao frowned deeply and said, "Of course. Have you considered talking to Tsume or Hokage-sama?"

Kurenai nodded and said, "If Kiba causes problems in tomorrow's test, I'll be taking matters into my own hands. I refuse to work with a lech like him."

"Glad to hear it. Hmm, have you already eaten? If not, we could grab a bite to eat together. I'm interested in hearing what you think about your team. Besides Kiba, of course." Yugao asked.

The beautiful ravenette giggled a bit and asked, "Is this your way of asking me out on a date?"

Giggling as well, Yugao shook her head and said, "Of course not. Besides, you're happy with Hana. I just want to spend time together as friends. That's all."

"I know." Kurenai said before she walked with Yugao. "I didn't eat earlier, so yes, I'm starving. If you're paying, then I'll gladly have dinner with you."

"Glad to hear it." Yugao said as she walked beside her friend.

Naruto

Naruto frowned as Kiba blocked their path. "Seriously? Haven't you learned your lesson yet?" he questioned.

Kiba snarled and pointed angrily at him and his girls. "I don't care! I'm not going to stop until all the bitches are mine! Starting with those three right there!" he exclaimed angrily.

"Seriously? How do you expect words like that to win us over? Let alone any other girl you take an interest in." Bowsette questioned with a raised brow.

Kiba scowled at her, but before he could say anything, they heard Sakura's voice say, "If I were you, I'd shut up before you shove your foot further into your mouth. You're obnoxious, Kiba. Maybe if you'd treat women with some respect, they'd actually respond to your advances."

Kiba scoffed at this and said, "What do you know, bitch? You're too damned ugly for anyone to hit on you, let alone that Sasuke asshole you're so into."

Sakura scowled fiercely at Kiba and said, "For your information, I'm over that asshole. And I'm not some ugly bitch, like you claim. Sure, I may not be the prettiest girl out there, but I'm certainly not ugly!"

Alisa put a hand on Sakura's shoulder and said, "Don't let him get to you, Sakura. He only thinks with his lower head. There's no blood flow to the brain."

Kiba growled at the insult, but soon found himself smirking. "Well, unlike Sasuke and the idiot over there, at least I can get it up. Soon enough, you babes will be begging me to mate with you like the bitches in heat you are."

Hinata chose this moment to walk up and flick Kiba in the back of the head hard, causing him to let out an 'Ouch!' Walking past him, she walked up to Naruto and smiled bashfully at him. "H-Hello again, Naruto-kun. Is that offer to move in with you s-still open?"

Before Naruto or his girls could reply, Kiba snarled and lunged at Naruto. "How dare you?! First those three behind you and now Hinata?! Why the hell do you get all the girls, you loser?!"

Chompette chose this moment to lunge forward and bite clean through his wrist, severing his hand from the rest of his arm. Spitting it out of her mouth afterwards, she said, "Try to hurt our loved one again and you'll lose more than just a hand."

Kiba's eyes were wide in shock. Then, after a period of seconds, the pain registered, and he let out an agonized scream. It was at this point that Asuma walked up to the scene. Shaking his head, he picked up Kiba's severed hand and placed a hand on Kiba's shoulder. "Let's go get you patched up. You don't go pissing off women that can maim you, kid. Let this be a lesson to you." He said before vanishing with Kiba.

As soon as they were gone, Alisa walked up to Hinata and the others with Sakura at her side. "Wasn't that a little much?" she questioned unsurely.

Chompette shrugged and said, "We warned him before. Numerous times, actually. It's his own fault that he didn't listen. Hopefully this will finally teach him a lesson."

Alisa shrugged and said, "Fair point. I still find it amusing that you stole Kakashi's book from him like that." Looking at Naruto, she smirked at him and said, "I assume it was for a good reason. After all, he was pretty pissed."

Naruto shrugged and said, "Oh well. Yugao-sensei wanted to test our teamwork, and we each took our turns getting what we needed. As for Kakashi, I don't care what he thinks of me or what he plans to do to get his revenge. He's an asshole and loves to suck you-know-who's dick every chance he gets. I'm just sorry you girls have to deal with such a jerk."

Sakura and the others with him giggled at that. "We'll deal with it when he starts ignoring us in favor of Sasuke. That jerk's the only one that Kakashi called by name. He was insulting and rude, especially when we gave him a taste of his own medicine. If he decides to show up late tomorrow too, we'll definitely talk to Hokage-sama about it."

"Good. I just hope he doesn't try to kill Naruto-kun." Bowsette said. "He was ready to kill him earlier, if that's what it took to get his precious smut back. I've half a mind to go and talk to the Hokage about it and see what he wants to do about it."

Hinata frowned deeply and said, "That's not good. Kakashi, Kiba, and Sasuke seem like really unstable people, now that I think on it. They're all terrible people. Are you sure we shouldn't talk to Hokage-sama right now and get this problem taken care of before it gets worse?"

Before Naruto could say anything, Sakura walked up to him and grabbed his hand. Gently tugging on his arm, she said, "Come on, Naruto. We're going to talk to Hokage-sama. No buts and no questions asked. I'd rather you not be hurt because of a bunch of jerks with egos so big their heads might burst."

Sighing softly, Naruto allowed Sakura to tug him along, smiling at her the entire time. "Thank you, Sakura." He said before glancing over his shoulder. Each of the girls were now following him, which he was grateful for. I sure hope Gramps can do something to nip this problem in the bud.


A/N - And that's the chapter! Hopefully you enjoyed it. If not, then oh well. I tried the best I could. *shrugs*

Anywho, as you can see, a lot of different things happened in this chapter, and yet some of it kinda fell flat, I think. x.x Can't all be great chapters, so whatever. lol

Anywho, I am tired and in a lot of pain right now. If you have any questions, feel free to leave a review or send me a PM. I'll try to reply if I can. I think for now, I'm going to take a break and play a game for a while. Probably. lol

I've also been really sick lately. Got a booster shot for Covid and I got really, REALLY sick afterwards. I still feel like crap, but at least I'm getting better.

Alrighty, not sure what I'll update next. Could be anything. Sooo...bye? XD